Congratulations, Mr. Zy0x. You have successfully experienced what normal, totally average mobile users live through everyday. That's how I play every abyss, otherwise I wouldn't be able to 36* star it.
Question. What phone u use to play genshin or HSR? I use Poco x6 pro, mid range phones are good enough. All medium graphic, can max but hurts my eyes. I just like seeing games from ps2
"im f-cking spiderman dont talk to me" (HUH?) - zy0x, sep 19th 2024 hey friends!!! hope you enjoy this one! (this video got delayed so hard, the "burning Suske" joke at 5:03 wouldn't make sense to youtube frogs anymore ICANT) (double edit: this video got delayed so hard, the "burning Suske" ended up predicting kinich's kit as well AINTNOWAY) (triple edit: this video got delayed so hard, i finished abyss reviews 2 before this video got released, and only god knows when that video will be out 💀 ) this one's a bit of a longer video, so feel free to skip around with these timestamps: 0:00 intro 0:35 floor 1 2:15 floor 2 2:32 floor 3 3:23 floor 4 5:00 floor 5 6:44 floor 6 7:39 floor 7 9:36 floor 8 10:48 floor 9 13:00 floor 10 14:32 floor 11 16:27 12-1 17:46 12-2 22:14 12-3 23:56 epilogue (viewer pulls) 26:08 outro (Clueless) also, i know OneGuy is probably gonna ask for the bgm agane too, so here's separate timestamps for that: 0:00 Got a Date? - HSR OST 1:31 Expert Tutorial - HSR OST 1:49 Home Screen Theme Night Version - Link! Like! Love Live! OST 3:06 Dreams Of Love and Literature - DDLC OST 3:20 RAISE MY SWORD - GALLNERYUS 3:23 Battle! King of the Snowy Hill - HSR OST 4:11 Cinema Sins Theme 4:43 Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival 5:00 fReeStyLE - HSR OST 5:55 Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood & The Destroyers 6:35 Seigi - ZUTOMAYO 6:44 Bowling - Wii Sports OST 6:51 Cyberpunk 2077 Theme 6:55 Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio 7:53 Comedy of Errors - Genshin OST 8:39 Moon Men - Jake Chudnow 8:44 Link! Like! Love Live! OST (Unnamed) 9:46 World 1 - Super Mario 3D World OST 10:48 Battle! Ultimate Champion - HSR OST 11:57 Better Days - LAKEY INSPIRED 12:06 Home Screen Theme (μ's Version) - SIF2 OST (SIF2 Aware) 12:34 Ghost House - NSMB Wii OST 13:00 The Strength of Sin Is the Law - HSR OST 13:18 Bad Romance - Lady Gaga 13:27 Prowler Theme - Spider Man 2077 OST 13:31 Static - Steve Lacy 13:34 Okay, Everyone! - DDLC OST 14:31 Ditto - NewJeans 14:36 Hell is Preferable to Nihility - HSR OST 14:45 Won't Get Fooled Again - TheWho 14:47 トホホ… (tohoho…) - LLSIP OST 15:37 The Jepella Rebellion - HSR OST 15:55 Link! Like! Love Live! OST (Unnamed) 16:16 XIANGLING PARADISE - Coco Dayo 16:17 The Fallen Child - Undertale OST 16:21 のん気な屋上日和 (Carefree Rooftop Weather) - LL Sunshine OST 16:29 IMAGE -MATERIAL- (Version 0) - Tatsh 17:00 Shootin Stars - Aero Chord feat. DDARK 17:49 Envoi of Coppelius - Genshin OST 18:24 Baby - Justin Bieber feat. Zy0x 18:29 BIGSHOT - Deltarune Chapter 2 OST 19:37 No Trophy For You! - Mario Kart Wii OST 19:47 Sway to My Beat in Cosmos - Robin (Chevy) feat. Zy0x 19:53 Thundersnail - Undertale OST 20:16 Hawaiian Cocktail - Richard Myhill 20:23 Let Her Go - Passenger 20:26 Smart Race - Deltarune Chapter 2 OST 20:34 Work Out - J. Cole 20:44 I'll Do my Best in the Next Life - Bocchi the Rock! OST 20:53 Blaze - HSR OST 22:14 Silhouette of Catastrophe - Genshin OST 22:45 Dizzy - Bocchi the Rock! OST 23:24 Careless Whisper - George Michael 23:56 Reverse-Uchira Theme - Yohane the Parhelion -NUMAZU in the MIRAGE- OST 24:49 Lustprinzip (Variation) - HSR OST 25:40 In Game Music (20 Second Countdown) - Kahoot OST 25:48 Hopes And Dreams - Undertale OST 26:02 Scary Dark and Evil Piano and Violin Music - Lucifers Waltz 26:07 UNDEAD - YOASOBI
My name is Zy0x. I'm 15 years old, and 4'11. My house is in the northeast corner of the vermilion domain, where the ruin graders are, and I am not married. I work as a vermillion farmer for Kokomi nation. I stream "most nights on twitch" by midnight at the earliest. I don't ta, but I occasionally aboba. I'm in bed by 5 am, and make sure that I get 12 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a warm glass of abobust and doing about forty minutes of stalling at the start of stream, I usually have no problems with skill issues until morning. I was told that I was balding at my last check up. I'm trying to explain that I am a person who wishes to live a very tuh life. I take care not to trouble myself with any benched characters, like yoimiya or cyno, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with stunlocks, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to stunlock, I'd choose fischl over anyone.
My most humblest Nicholas, though we share the same name, I fear that we are no more alike than that of the mixtures of water and oil. In your terms, I believe they may call it a difference in whaling and being free to play. From your inane ramblings to your violent and sudden outbursts, I firmly believe that you are treading on the wrong path. You strive for something that the rational have no concern of. Something that takes precedence in another universe, or perhaps maybe in another timeline. It is something that we as human beings have no grasp on, nor can we fear that we will ever obtain. I simply wish to inform you that your actions are misguided, and while that may have to do with your attention deficit disorder I do also believe that a part of what makes you ill-informed is your moral outlook on reality as a whole. Your troubles lie in your starvation for perfection. While I am not one to question how one enjoys their time doing what they love, I will say that your behavior in the Vermillion Hereafter domain is quite concerning. For the past two or so years an accumulated total of over 150,000 resin has been wasted to obtain a rank of less than 10 on what I can assume is your favorite character, Xiao, based on the Akasha leaderboards. This has led me to the conclusion that the height of that you wish to reach in your degeneracy may be summarized in one word: perfection. In order for me to provide a correct analysis of your behavior, we will first have to define the following words: perfection, rationality, irrationality, and happiness. Perfection (noun): the condition of being completely free from all flaws. It is this state that I most wholeheartedly believe is a state of being that is impossible for humanity to achieve. Although perfection is what seems to be our end-all-be-all goal, a utopian society is not only impossible but also incorrect. This relates to your striving for what I may refer to as: “the perfect Xiao.” However, in light of your efforts to obtain this so-called perfection that you strive for, it has led you to a place worse off than you have been in before. Let us look at the artifact sets that seem to be more beneficial for your account in general. Such sets may include but are not limited to The Emblem of Severed Fate, Archaic Petra, Gilded Dreams, and Noblesse Oblige. Having spent your limited resources farming these specific domains instead, you may have been in a more positive place than you are currently in. This is also troubling because your status as a virtual entertainer is to inform us through video guides on your RU-vid channel. Despite having extensive knowledge of the game you so love, you choose to go against the advice you give us and succumb to something that I describe as: the irrational (we will get to this more later on). This has led me to a stance of confusion for you preach to us that the farming of The Emblem of Severed Fate domain is efficient and may be used on many characters; however, you yourself do not follow this advice you give us and choose to farm Vermillion Hereafter instead. This will lead me to our next topic: rationality. The great philosopher and astronomer, Aristotle, defined humans as “rational animals,” but that does not necessarily mean we are or should be perfectly rational. Rationality is the cultivation of human knowledge in the form of actions and decisions. It is what has brought us here today. The ability to ponder a choice and act upon it has allowed us to uncover the many secrets of our existence. The laws of nature, the complex governing of countries, and the voyages into space have been built from the rational decision to learn and to grow. The point being taken from here is that rationality is the basis of our creation. In your video guides on RU-vid, you speak rationally and give us advice based on rational guidance. You have this understanding of rationality as something that drives us towards an excelled performance. Though rationality is not what defines us as humans in a whole, it is an important step to describing your behavior as a human being. Rationally you tell us to farm good artifact sets, yet the irrational is still among us. This leads to the idea of absolute rationality, also known as too much rationality. Absolute rationality calls for a constant state of perfection: to hold ourselves to social norms, to only make what society deems are correct choices, and to suppress all irrational thoughts. We uphold ourselves to the standards that are farming Emblem and Gilded Dreams even when we do not necessarily want to farm those sets. Absolute rationality is what removes our irrational freedom of choice. If this absolute rationality is instated, our only way forward is to push beyond the boundaries of the world to relieve ourselves of the misery that is constant rationality. To quote Dostoyevsky’s Notes from Underground, there will be “nothing left either to do or to find out. All that’ll be left for us will be to block off our five senses and plunge into contemplation.” Irrationality is the gut feeling of our desires. At its core, we are irrational beings. Our moral sense is imbued with this irrationality as we value our gut emotional response when deciding whether an action is moral or not. Irrationality, or this gut emotional response, is what we truly believe. We do not initially think rationally when we dictate what is morally right or wrong, instead, our concept of morality is our feelings in the moment, our irrational self. To quote Pinker’s The Moral Instinct, we do not “engage in moral reasoning…but moral rationalization…[we] begin with the conclusion, coughed up by an unconscious emotion, and then work backward to a plausible justification.” In your case, the irrationality stems from the desires of what we want. What I can only assume to be your greatest want, is the perfect Xiao. Your irrational desires lead you to go against the advice you give us in your video guides and henceforth, lead to a farming of the Vermillion Hereafter domain. While I do believe that it is okay for irrational thought, I fear that too much of it, just like absolute rationality, may destroy us in total. And right now you are on the brink of thos absolute irrationality. However, irrationality, that is Vermillion, in moderation may be acceptable. The irrational self is our basic human emotions that dictate what we want to do, or what we want to think, in the the moment. This irrationality is the reason why perfection is impossible. We will always have desires and wants whether they be in the moment, or the future. Irrationality is what lives in the center of our bodies. It is our emotional gut response to any given situation that comes first before any rational reasoning. And without a constant rational mind, irrationality will sway away the foundations for perfection. Irrationality tells us that we are free to follow whatever path we like, that we are free to determine what we believe is morally right or wrong, and that we are free to make incorrect choices that may not lead to a better future, but to greater happiness in the moment. That is why most likely your decisions to strive for a perfect Xiao may be misguided. However that will all conclude in our definition of happiness. Happiness: the state of being happy. The rational self tears us from our desires, while the irrational self guides us back towards them. While I agree that human beings are rational, I also believe that we are equally irrational. We choose to be rational because we want to understand the world that is around us. Yet we also choose to be irrational because we are human. As humans, we are not bound by any law in the entire universe that lays the stones of rationality and restricts the way we act for the unobtainable lie of perfection. Our basic human right of freedom is based on irrationality. To have irrational desires and to act upon them is what gives us our freedom. It is these irrational choices that guide us not to be perfect, but to be human. While rationality sows the seeds of the tree that is utopia, our irrationality will be the axe that chops it down. And happiness. Happiness is the root of all that we do. So now I simply wish to ask you that after all you’ve done in your beloved game. After all the hours wasted, after all the resources wasted, after all the sanity that is lost, are you truly happy? That is the question that has lasted throughout time and for you all the more important. I simply hope that my perspective on the ever expanding philosophy of life may guide you to somewhere better. Thank you. To end I would like to recite a poem from someone who is the exact opposite of you and, as the British would say it, a perked-up white boy goated with the sauce bussing it down with a little bit of swag. Here it is: “I look above the heavens and only see desolation. I look below the Earth and only see death. Yet here I stand alone and awake. For this waking life is all I have. And despite humanity’s perseverance against it all, Despite the walls built only to have been crumbled, Despite the ashes left by the flames of our troubles, Only one truth remains clear. And it is that this world is not for me.” Cookie Monster, Sesame Street, circa July 28, 1914 colorized
I feel sorry for the new viewers, like they don't even know half of the jokes used in this video. Like you need 100hours of zyox watch time to get this video fully 💀
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub - probably abandoned by its parents.
The alternative title should be Normal Zy0x Spiral Abyss. (cause of the bit rate, I can't tell the difference between his previous stream and this stream, they're the same)
I came here after enduring 9 and half hours of Zy0x's overwork today. This is a good video with good editing but what is "ta aboba ta" team at 14:33 lol
on god i thought this was a video from one of those zy0x clips channels. the shock i experienced halfway through the video that this is a main channel video
