Every Band Instrument Described in 54 seconds 

i can confirm i play the fluorescent light

As my band's bari sax who has to compensate for the lack of cooperation from our tuba, I agree with this statement. I want a bass sax so badly.

I play the fluorescent light and the cooler jazzy fluorescent light, and these are both very accurate descriptions

“Tobacco pipe, but large.” Accurate.

I can confirm, swimming pool reed

I can definitely confirm that tenor sax’s are better than alto sax’s ( also, no I won’t stop playing careless whisper in the middle of class )

euphoniums are different from baritones I swear I’m not insane

As a recorderist, I confirm I am in year 3 squeaking on a scrap piece of plastic and people calling my instrument a baby's clarinet

as a large tobacco pipe player myself, I’m glad you remembered we exist 😅

As a trombonist, I can confirm that “big slide whistle go brrr”.

As I trombone we do have a slide and go brrr.

as a tenor player, we are much cooler than the alto layers.

Well, looks like I play the ✨fLuReScEnT LiGhT✨

4th trumpet is very accurate...

As a trumpeter, I can confirm that I play the instrument that people can hear whether they want to or not.

I can confirm that big slide whistle dose in fact go brrr

As a mallet percussionist I can confirm "drum i guess"

I love me some expensive swimming pool reeds ❤😂

“Baritone - definitely not a tiny tuba” That got me rolling

I am 100% positive I play the jazz fluorescent light..

OK so I play the flute And the band Director placed us right in front of the alto saxophones then she asks saxophones to be quieter idk what she expected

I play clarinet, and I can agree. It sounds like a fluorescent light.

0:30 I like Jazz Fluorescent lights and I play that too for about 7 years!

as a tuba, but woodwind player i can confirm these are true descriptions of band insturments

As a flautist…yup we’re non existent:)

I play the trombone and I make car noises everyday and it’s funny and everyone in the band room just laughs and says “BRO HAS FUCKING VTEC IN HIS HONDA CIVIC!”

WE ARE DIFERENT FROM THE BARITONE, I PROMISE!

I confirm I play big slide whistle go brr and can’t hear it past 60

"Big slide whistle go burr" as a trombone player I can confirm this is the truest way to describe the instrument

I play THE low brass, the big slide whistle, and the tuba but woodwind

I can confirm, I play the cooler jazz fluorescent light.

All the trombones nerds in the comments: Holy frick he showed a contrabass trombone

Yes, yes, percussion is very drum

i play the big slide whistle and the regular jazz fluorescent light

Trumpet player: OKAY I HAVE MY THREE PARTS let’s start ME: are you forgetting something….

As a “Big slide whistle go brr” player, i confirm this is true.

Fun fact: the trombone image is of a contrabass trombone

I confirm I play the swimming pool reed

you described percussion the way composers treat them

First 100% accurate representation of French horn I’ve seen in a while

As a trombonist, I can confirm big slide whistle go brrr.

Tuba, but woodwind is accurate

as a trombone player i can confirm "big slide whistle go brr"

Can confirm, I play the Tuba Fluorescent Light

Bro managed to get quick in the url lol

I refer to my section as lower brass

I cherish the fluoriscent light.

0:18 EVERYWHERE. Even when you think you're safe, you'll hear us EVERYWHERE *evil villain laughter*

As a tiny tuba, but not tiny tuba player, I can confirm this is 100% correct.

RIP alto clarinet

clarinet. CLARINET SUPREMACY

Valve trombone: I don’t know what I Identify as Bass trombone: better tuba Piccolo trombone: a practical joke Bass trumpet: marching baritone I don’t play all of these.

As playing a Trumpet, it's pretty accurate. :'))

I play the jazz fluorescent light and the swimming pool reed and the tuba but woodwind

i can confirm i play the tuba fluorescent light

I play jazzy fluorescent light ✨

I do be playing the jazzy fluorescent light

im a jazz florescent light 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I love my tuba fluorescent light

I, as a trombonist, can confirm this. Slide whistle + trumpet = trombone

Ah yes the vibraphone, my favorite drum

At least the bass clarinet wasn’t forgotten ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As a cooler Alto Sax, I SCREAMED IN HAPPINESS when you said that 😂

Damn I can't believe my golden floruescent lights were forgotton

They shall accept the wrath of the trumpets, “whether they want to or not.” One day they’ll see…

Tuba florescent light was not something I expected to ever hear. Especially not to describe my instrument lol

As a tuba player I can confirm that we are LOW

I can say with pride that I play the woodwind tuba

I can reliably say that I do indeed posses knowledge and skill that correlates to that of the ‘swimming pool reed’

i play tuba fluorescent light and i love that description

Orchestra: Violin Alto Violin (Viola) Bass Violin (Cello) Contrabass Violin (Double Bass or Contrabass) Subcontrabass Violin (Octo Bass)

I play flute. Joke's on you, my dad can still hear me at almost 62. The trumpet one was the moat accurate thing I've heard all day.

"The fourth trumpet part" BRO, WE CAN SOUND LIKE TRUMPETS, I SWEAR. We don't try to, but we can.

the trumpet is so accurate :skull:

I am THE low brass, aka one of the most under appreciated instruments in my band

Indeed Big Slide do go brrr

this is very true information I do play the cooler alto sax

I can confirm that we are THE low brass

going from swimming pool reed and learning large tobacco pipe, wish me luck 🥶

I can confirm that I play a tuba flouresent light and sit next to big tobacco pipes and the low brass but woodland

*reads the music* Music: Ran out of F-Horn music, do trumpet 4 music Me: OH COME ON I'M THE ONLY FRENCH HORN IN THE BAND

i love playing the swimming pool reed

Damn I won’t be able to hear my own instrument by 60 ig Also, “Tobacco pipe, but large” is hilarious

Ah yes I play the alto sax but cooler and the fluorescent light And I remember playing the “ what the hell is this?!” In elementary school

I play the trombone, trumpet, baritone and guitar

TUBA FLUORESCENT LIGHTS

As a pianist, listening to this made my head hurt

I can confirm i play the 4th trumpet part

I can agree i am a tuba fluorescent light

i can confirm i play the low brass and the you can hear it if you want it or not and the definitly not a tiny tuba and the jazz flourencent lights and the cooler jazz flourecent lights and the tuba but woodwind and all of the above are accurate descriptions if the instrument

I can confirm, I drum, I guess

Slide whistle does indeed go brr

I'm a tuba fluorescent light ✨️💗

You can hear me weather you want to or not!

As a tuba but woodwind player, that is probably the least and most accurate description of bari ever

I can tell you guys I play the big slide whistle go brrr

I do infact play on swimming pool reeds

As THE Low brass, Very true

As a tuba, WE ARE GODS

I can confirm i play The Low Braas