Every Breaking Bad Episode RANKED 

Worst opinions I've ever heard compiled. Solid watch.

People often rave about "I am the one who knocks" and "say my name", but my fave badass line is the less remembered "I have the talking pillow now"

Walter: is responsible for hundreds of deaths and ruins his family's lives. everybody: "yeah but he's a dick for not going go-karting with Jessie."

I’ll forever consider Felina the best finale episode to any show ever. I’ve never seen loose ends and subplots tied up so pitch perfectly. I’ve never seen characters end up exactly where they’re supposed to be like that. It was satisfying in a fan service way, in a storytelling way, and my god it was just textbook execution. It really felt too good to be true.

Gee, I wonder if the discomfort of Skyler's scenes has anything to do with the fact she's in an abusive relationship with a narcissistic murderer on a constant power trip that puts his family in danger just so he can feel like a provider.

RU-vid is the worst company in the world and won't let me monetise this video, but here it is anyway. Hopefully it was worth the 20 year wait. EDIT: The video is now monetised, watch the video 10 more times to make up for it!

Didn’t think any ranking could be worse than that last one and HN films delivers once again🙏🏼Anyway great video can’t wait for the next one in 2030

the amount of times that walt went "drunk driving" is pretty staggering in retrospect

Mike’s character is so greatly enhanced by Better Call Saul. He goes from a great character to the best character. Edit: I’ve changed my mind Hank is my favorite character. Jimbo McGill is probably the best character overall all respect to Mike.

rewatching "Fly" again really made me realize how the best moments of this show are those that are quieter and more forgotten... it really nails down that whole being awake at 3 am and feeling sad for no reason other than the eepy eepies.

Only thing more embarrassing than "Fly" at #2 would be "Fly" at #1, but Hector's blood debt absolves you.

I definitely think that Mike's previous "guy" is Nacho, in that they're both young men Mike tried to protect and guide to an extent. Definitely a line that's improved with the retrospect of BCS in my eyes, as the two relationships are definitely similar!

This video is awesome. But Ozymandias and Face Off being ranked at #10 and #9 respectively is more shocking than the actual episodes themselves. (Also, unrelated, but there are so many good lines in this video. 1:09:50 in particular was a slap to the face and made me giggle like a literal toddler.)

I actually appreciate the running cold-open theme of Season 2, in the sense that it continually hints at the crash course White's actions are trending towards. It didn't make complete sense whilst watching it all unfold for the first time, but even then, there was something mysteriously ominous about it and made it intriguing.

I wish Granite State was a whole season. Even a shorter one like Season 1. The sinking feeling of despair after Hank's death and everyone's lives having fallen apart is one I wish we could feel for more than two episodes.

Pretty sad Down is the last of the list, it's one of my favorite episodes of season 2, that last scene is pretty heartbreaking and I really like the structure of making Jesse's life seem to be getting worse and worse and then same thing with Walt, so when they meet they just have a fight to let go of their misery, good stuff

THANK YOU for putting Fly so high!! It's literally such a good episode. The conversation between the two main characters was much needed. Also, the first half is hilarious! Perfect episode.

Nice to see some rare Granite State appreciation. It definitely goes overlooked, being inbetween Ozymandias and Felina. It was really interesting to watch the situations all the characters found themselves in after the downfall; especially Walter. It would have been nice if it had been extended into a few more episodes though, and if, like you said, they showed more of the public reaction to the events that had unfolded. I will say though, Dead Freight and Salud absolutely deserved to be in the top 10, and Ozymandias and Fly being ranked at 10 and 2 respectively is pretty questionable.

Ozymandias has to be my number 1 just because it shocked me so much on my first watch though but Face Off is definitely a close number 2. I get chills everytime the song "Black" kicks in after Walt says "I won". Nice video! I didn't agree with a lot of your picks/points but the quality of this video is really great and entertaining. Good luck with the channel!

putting fly above Ozymandias is a sin

finally someone who puts fly on the top 3 🙏

I never hear anyone bad talk the teddy bear flash back scenes I was starting to think I was on my own. I thought it was something that I could’ve been picking up on throughout the season and was just missing, but it reality it was just loosely thrown in at the very last episode.

Great video, subbed. here’s my list 1. Felina - 10 2. Granite state - 10 3. Crawl space - 10 4. Ozymendias - 10 5. Face off - 10 6. Gliding over all - 9.8 7. To’haliilee - 9.8 8. Half measures - 9.7 9. Full measure - 9.7 10. End times - 9.7 11. Grilled - 9.7 12. 4 days out - 9.7 13. Say my name - 9.7 14. Confessions - 9.6 15. Sulud - 9.6 16. Dead freight - 9.6 17. Phoenix - 9.5 18. Buyout - 9.5 19. One minute - 9.5 20. Pilot - 9.5 21. Better call saul - 9.5 22. ABQ - 9.4 23. Sunset - 9.4 24. Live free or die - 9.4 25. Hermanos - 9.4 26. Blood money - 9.4 27. Crazy handful of nothin - 9.4 28. Box cutter - 9.3 29. Peekaboo - 9.3 30. …And the bags in the River - 9.2 31. Hazard pay - 9.2 32. Rabid dog - 9.2 33. I see you - 9.2 34. Buried - 9.2 35. Mandala - 9.2 36. Problem Dog - 9.1 37. Fly - 9.0 38. Cats in the bag - 9.0 39. Bug - 9.0 40. Madrigal - 9.0 41. No mas - 8.9 42. A no rough stuff type of deal - 8.9 43. Fifty One - 8.8 44. Cornered - 8.8 45. Kafkaeske - 8.8 46. Shotgun - 8.7 47. Mas - 8.7 48. Down - 8.7 49. Bullet points 8.7 50. Seven thirty seven 8.7 51. Negro y Azul - 8.7 52. Grey Matter - 8.6 53. Caballo sin Nombre - 8.5 54. Breakage 8.5 55. Abiquiu - 8.5 56. Green light - 8.5 57. I.F.T - 8.4 58. Bit by a dead bee 8.4 59. Thirty-eight snub - 8.4 60. Cancer man - 8.4 61. Over - 8.3 62. Open house - 8.3

Hank teaming up with Jessie is my favorite plot beat ever in any TV show.

Thank you for adding in the references to the exceptional theories for the series, it really makes watching the HN Films lore worthwhile.

Ozymandias being placed at #10 while also saying Saul Gone is a better finale than Felina is laughable.

As much I love your videos and your unique sense of humor mixed with analysis I will not tolerate this Season 4 slander any longer. Both BCS and BB have the best season finales and my favorite episodes of each show in Season 4. But seriously keep the videos coming I love them.

I just realized that they didn't use ricin until the very last episode, it felt like such a major part of the series that if you were to ask me if they had used it without thinking about it i prob would have said yes and not realized until i thought about who they used it on

dude your videos are genuinely so hilarious your subtle humor that you mix in so well with normal dialogue makes these wayyy more entertaining than most tv rankings

24:48 "Shotgun" should be labelled Season 4 Episode 5, not Season 3. We'll consider this a lone hiccup in an otherwise long and fruitful RU-vid video.

dude ive been so excited for this video im so happy rn

THIS IS WHY I GOT NOTIFICATIONS ON, IVE BEEN WATING FOR THIS BAD BOY right as I gotta sleep tho so I’ll watch this tomorrow

Finally, a breaking bad ranking! I've watched your BCS list like 3 times now xD

Can you rank all el camino episodes?

Someone finally gives Fly some love. So much tension and not a single gun fired, family threatened, or grain of meth cooked.

Fly is the Twelve angry men of Breaking Bad

Would it be an unpopular opinion to say that S2 is my 2nd favorite season? (Behind the obvious.) I really enjoyed the way it expanded the story that S1 started in a natural and fun way.

Appreciate all the callbacks to your "terrible theories" video.

Amazing video, love your sense of humor. You even have the spanish level of Gus, which makes it more special

This might be the worst list I’ve seen yet

What a buck ass wild ranking. I’m here for it though.

It's just amazing how BCS improves BB. So many writers and directors struggle to come up with a sequel or prequel as good as the first series/movie. In this case the prequel wasn't just as good, it was at the same time 1) adding to the world and storyline 2) improving the first series 3) keeping the style while also standing on its own feet.

amazing!! excited to watch!

I like this RU-vid channel because he has different opinions than most RU-vidrs and most people don't like his opinions at all which makes me more interested in his videos because he clearly doesn't give a fuck about others opinions and im all here for it

been waiting for this one 🙏

I love this video because all your rankings are so different from any other ranking video I've watched despite the fact that I disagree.

Good list and hilarious. I love these raking videos

Lets Hope This Video Blows Fuck Those Negative Comments

I always felt the plane crash was a way to make sure people wouldnt get the idea that Walt is supposed to be a good guy, like a bunch of people did in Season 1 but it ended up being a bit over the top. It being a stupider version of Lalo killing Howard is kind of significant considering how stupid that was if you think about it.

Fantastic video, man. Keep up the good work

Good ass vid I’m enjoying it also it’s weird going forward and back in time with early and later episodes

Truly the Glidus of the Vince Cinematic Universe, love your stuff

I believe Jesse would be able to to piece together Huell lifting the cigarette because of his weed missing because Jesse already suspected Walt originally and when he confronted Walter in season 4 episode 12 he says that Walt had Saul do it. And that Huell patted him down and lifted the Cigarette then. So when he noticed the weed missing and realized he was super close to Huell he probably still had some suspicion because of Walt being so manipulative to begin with and that just fully confirmed his original theory of what happened

4 days out hands down most underrated episode

I was waiting for this

*applause* excellent video, thank you.

I'm watching someone react to breaking bad rn and when you called walt a delusional idiot it made me laugh because that same speech also hyped up the reacter lol

Can't wait for another episode of takes I agree with but rankings I disagree with. Very kino HNfilms

God i can't believe hank would force this kind hard working man into making meth for him absolutely disgusting

I think a video like this that is all Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad episodes (plus El Camino) in one massive ranking, with much shorter segments of course would be really good. I love videos that compare and contrast the two shows

Dudes think by not putting fly last it makes them seem distinguished or something, it’s rated the worst for a reason

Great video just subbed!!!

My top 5 1.Ozzymandias 2.Face Off 3.Felina 4.Better Call Saul 5.Crawl Space

1:33:49 Little error there, he didn’t talk about the wooden box in “Problem Dog” he talked about it in 3x9 “Kafkaesque” I understand why you said problem dog though since Jesse is in the group session in both.

I completely agree about Granite state being the best episode of the show, it really shows the painful fall of walters and Jessie’s empire and the consequences of breaking bad, it’s one of the few episodes we’re Walt is pathetic in a sad way and not pathetic in a amusing or stupid way

I didn’t know they had an Episode called “Better call Saul”, I wonder if the creators of Better Call Saul are aware of this !

Damn you’re right… Would have been cool to see Hank’s friend learn the truth about Walt. Would have been a satisfying scene.

Honestly crazy how this show was almost cancelled in its first 4 seasons. Imagine if it was and the show remained obscure

I love how this show is so great, that really good episodes are on the lower part of the tier

Best breaking Bad ranking I have ever seen. What an awesome video. One thing I want to add about the episode “Fly” it is also about contamination. How Walt has contaminated everyone around him. I have Fly #1 and Granite State #2 is my rankings. I used to always tell myself I would be content if I ever wrote a chapter (write fiction on the side) half as good as the episode “Fly”. It also sets up the amazing “Half Measures” and “Full Measure” episodes.

Even the bad episodes of this show are better than just about anything else on tv

Good video, with some interesting takes, you aren’t completely off the hook for what you did to Ozymandias but I did get to reflect more on each episodes. Def agree with most top 20 episodes, although imo Tohajile should have been ALOT higher

Love the fact that you were considering 4 days out as #1 it’s my favorite episode of the entire series period it’s a excellent dive into character funny and just the definition of breaking bad

This video is fantastic. It has everything. Good writing, humour and pretty much anything else you could want in a RU-vid video. I’ve seen your BCS ranking vid as well, but seeing this video secured you another sub. Nice shit dude.

One of the most underrated channels atm. Great pacing and editing. Lots of great subtle jokes. Hope to see your success.

1. Felina S5 2. Ozymandias S5 3. Face Off S4 4. Crawl Space S4 5. 4 Days Out S2 6. Gliding Over All S5 7. Full Measures S3 8. Half Measures S3 9. Say My Name S5 10. End Times S4

The king has returned

I'm so hyped to watch this video you have no idea

I agree with everything you said. Keep up the good work

really enjoyed the jokes you were making every now and then throughout the video.

Your sarcasm in the video are damn good Laughed with watery eyes evertime sarcasm hit 😂

Thanks!

I love how you use your channel's profile picture to censor Walt's butt at 2:56, as if to say that you're 'ass', as in, bad. It's representative of your humility and strong character, willing to be the butt of the joke like that. Bravo, HN!

this might be the worst ranking ever FLY OVER OZYMANDIAS ARE YOU INSANE

bryan cranston being too convincing in end times when lying to jesse is funny, because he actually didn't know that was a lie in the plot

I was super confused that you chose to play Sonic Heroes (?) music so randomly during 47... until the ending of it... well played

it is absolutely insane how even the worst of this show is better than a lot of other shows’ highs

For 37 the Ballad of Heisenberg (the music video at the start of Negro Y Azul) was the funniest part of the episode

I’ve never understood how Jessie put it together that Walt poisoned Brock by realizing Hewell lifted his weed when Brock wasn’t poisoned by ricin. It was Lily of the Valley.

This gives me HEAVY Glidus ‘Every GOT episode ranked’ vibes

The “Blood Debts” reference was hilarious.

the worst list i ever saw

I think my favourite part about walter from a conservative perspective (though I'd still agree with it) is that he commits the absolute peak cardinal sin of getting his family killed out of weakness. I mean how do these people worship this guy?

I love how he uses callbacks from the theory’s video lmao

Good ranking, i disagree with some of it but there was a lot of unexpected choices that i was happy to see near the top

I love knowing which episode mr johnny cooper is commentating bc his chapter is like 3 times the size of any other chapter

Now do an El Camino ranking

You know the show is good when the lowest ranked chaps are pretty good.

Granite state is a very interesting choice for number 1 but I kind of agree. Fantastic video

This Johnny cooper 64 dude really said "celebrating his fifty twoth birthday" 😂😂