Every DreamWorks Movie Ranked 

Nah, a Doofenshmirtz backstory would be far more emotional than that

@@nate3960 agreed

its like Coco's family hatred against music except awful

at least i felt bad for Doctor Doofenshmirtz

Behold, Perry the Platypus, the autotuneinator! You see, Grandma Doofenscmertz sang so much that she got crushed by a pillar and didn't notice because of her singing. By auto tuning every singer in the world I will rise to power and take over the Tri-State-Area!

I'd say that Boss Baby could not possibly come from Illumination with how bonkers it is

How is it illumination? It got no minions!

ME TOO! Like it’s just the kind of mediocre, barely passable family movie you’d expect from them

@@lavii3355 I was bored during quarantine so I actually watched the first season of the boss baby Netflix show, holy shit its bad

Oh, I wish it was an Illumination film

Remember,he said THEATRICAL movies only

he said movies, not fan fiction

There's no Megamind 2 in Ba Sing Se

Man I love Turbo 🥲

Megamind button of doom was great bro whatcha blabbering about.

Didn’t they even have some non-Abrahamic and Abrahamic religious people review it?

The best part is, you are downplaying those numbers. Literally billions

Honestly good. I love when people are respectful

It's not as accurate as possible though. It has some really bad faults. The main one being Moses brother Aaron, who was his spokes person. Even if Moses in the movie spoke well for movie sake then at least Aaron could have done some of the miracles (staff holding) as the most accurate history book; the Bible says. And I have problems with some of the lyrics of "When you believe". The first part of the Chorus is fine. But the second half... "Who knows what miracles YOU can achieve, When you believe Somehow YOU will YOU will when you believe",... like what? This secular song left God out of it completely. God isn't mentioned in the song at all. God does the miracles, NOT us. We just do the believing and praying. This movie is already at the top and it could have been better. It pains me when I watch it. But I get it. You don't want to mess with the Muslims or worse yet, the Secularists, who run the entertainment industry. So I could understand if they had to water down the story so it won't get people mad. But if they didn't have to then I would love to know why they made it lack key fundamentals. It's still the overall best move ever made. Aside from the Jesus movie itself and some other accurate bible movies. So yeah. Sorry I had to vent this all of a sudden. But yeah.

Literally more than a half of the Earth ​@@liamcluett6203

“And it took a week because she was absolutely humongous!”

... THAT WAS HER MISTAKE

"And it took like a week too, cause she was... absolutely humongous...

Underrated comment and comment chain.....WHY DOES THIS ALL WORK?! 🤣🤣🤣

@@tmphost "why are you here?"

The best comment I've seen today

That is hilarious

I CANT BREATHE

HAHAHAHAHAHA

LMFAOO

105 likes and no comment. Dw i got you.

Not as good as MADAGASCAR A CHRISTMAS CAPER HEYO!

@@RibbitRibbit721 FR THO

The score though 😢 Hans Zimmer was in his bag for that movie, especially The Burning Bush and Red Sea. I cry every time

It's not only the best dreamworks movie in my opinion,but the best animation picture every created and one of the best historical-biblical movies of all time! Disney's whimsicals are nothing compared to this masterpiece!

Yeah this guy's brain is completely backwards Tai Lung was scary sure, you could tell he was determined to achieve his goals and not let anyone stop him But Shen was completely unhinged man. Every sentence felt like spoken by an absolute psychopath and he's completely ruthless, his depravity only tempered by his extreme charisma

@@TheMysteriouswatcher shen is always so scary to me because he's a kind of evil that has been seen in real life by unhinged dictators and genocidal maniacs

And to think internet users are calling Big Jack Horner “Dreamworks’ most irredeemable villain” when Lord Shen was arguably that type of villain and held that title for the longest time.

I agree with y'all but his point was that it was less about what Shen did and moreso how he was treated throughout the movie since there were a bunch of jokes done at his expense. Tai Lung never had any jokes unless you count the final battle and at that point it's perfectly justified

@@redactedinfo8557 I came here to say that but thankfully it has already been done for me

That’s where Dreamworks has a leg up on Disney, when Disney makes a bad movie it sticks and everyone hates it. But when Dreamworks makes a bad movie, we either forget about or we love it. The point is bad Dreamworks movies are better than bad Disney movies.

Factually, I’d take the latter category.

Boss Baby, Shark tale and Bee Movie are in the 2nd category! 😁

@@nato.8169 shriek the third is the one outlier. Kinda fucked shrek for a while

Grug moment

My reaction too man.

i was so pissed

Ya like jazz?

The characters carried the story to the point where much of the inconsistencies are forgotten

According to all known laws of common sense, there is no way Bee Movie should be better than El Dorado. It's plot is too ridiculous to beat up the amazing misadventures of Tool-io and Miguel from Coco. The Bee Movie of course, wins anyway, beacuse Schaff don't care what other people think is better.

I was just thinking this

Fr, as a Adam Sandler fan, I do wanna see

Investing in this

I hate it

@@mintyflores7378 then it worked

Love spirited away

I have never seen nor heard a weird comparison that I 100% agreed with more than that one statement.

@@shotq8070 Then it worked

Every DreamWorks movie ranked: the movie: the Rant

If we get to do it ourselves, it becomes: “Every Dreamworks Movie Ranked: The Movie: The Game”

Yes. And I'm totally insulted that Madagascar 3 got a better rating than the Croods. It's understandable, but I despised Madagascar even as a kid. So it's shocking #2) 37:20 I like that the Bee movie includes consequences for the main character's course of action, (based on personal bias, ignorance, and impulse). And it has a little subplot about the importance of community. It's underrated. #3) The themes in Train Your Dragon 2 are what turn me off/on. It had an excellent theme about embracing responsibility, but it took multiple watches to catch it, and the way Valka just abandons her family not giving a damn what happens b'coz she was to lazy to, idk, adapt her argument create peace a lot earlier. I swear half of it was her not wanting to embrace her duty, which is why I stand on the fact that she should've been a villain or someone trying to make Hiccup fall from grace. #4) *RISE/GUARDIANS IS UNDERRATED!!* I get that the villains motives are weak, but everything else is something special. I wanna go to the directors of stuff like Rise/Guardians and Megamind and say, "I take back my criticism. I like your unpopular but awesome stuff."

Then it's Ranking every dreamworks movie: The series

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1:01:22 Do you know the name of the song playing in the background. I've been looking for it everywhere.

@@colorstar7772 No

El Dorado being so low on the list is blasphemy

I’m offended that bee movie was ranked higher then captain underpants

whats the song that plays for the road to el dorado?!?!?! EDIT: nevermind i got it. it was Tough To Be A God. Damn Shazam is good!

“That’s rough buddy”

@@pjdixon6199 I snorted

Literally murdered by words

@Floyd Leavitt i literally laughed out loud lmao

OoOhH iT kIlLeD mY gRaNdMa I ATE MY GRANDMA!

Yeah

Me too

I dont think Shaff wants to put himself through that.... But hey, that's never stopped him before...!

Its one of my fave films ever 😭😭😭

That’s a cool idea.

That’s a lie! Mr electric, take him to the principal’s office and get him expelled!

You’re in my class, not the other way around. I know everything and you know nothing. And at the end of class both of you will report to the Principal’s Office. WITH YOUR PARENTS.

*Books hit back of head*

I did NOT!!! mISTER Electric sEND him to the principals office and have him ex-PELLED!!!!!!

I am microwawe

Schaffrillas on monkey Moses No noooooo

They really are tho. Prince of Egypt has literally no competition to be the best Christian movie and it wasn’t even made by Christians. A lot of Christian movies (i.e Courageous) feel more like sermons than movies so it makes them really hard to enjoy

@@jadonberg9364 its so funny to see this described as a christian film, its so inherently jewish to me (probably bc i watch it every passover) but yeah, it really is cross religion huh

@@jadonberg9364 just like how kung fu panda is the best animated kung fu movie even though it's wasn't even made by china.

@@ultimateempireemblem1872 Nice Joshua and the promised land reference.

Yes!! I am a musician, and I have always wanted to capture the feeling I feel/felt when watching Spirit. Lawless. Unconquered. Free. Belonging, but not tied down. What a beautiful feeling.

Don’t forget Joshua and the promised land

@@acoolduckinabanana7274 Ah yes, the negotiator.

Time Warner's Joseph was a great movie.

watch Black Snake Moan

And 99% of Christian memes 😌

Yeah that hurt my soul a little. I still have that soundtrack in my music library and will sing along to any song that comes on. Such a good movie, I’m glad it got well rated even so. Haha

Totally agree. My husband and I both have huge nostalgia and love for Spirit and its soundtrack. I will say, though, this last 4th of July, we didn't do fireworks or a BBQ party or anything, we just danced around to and cornily sang the Spirit soundtrack for 15 minutes because so many of the songs are about freedom, lol. Highly recommend!

Yeah, that and Shrek placing 11 are the only thing I greatly disagree with in the video

I am losing faith in humanity

@@martamacedo7998 ikr

Maybe they just really love the landscape of the good dinosaur?

@@iateyourhomework2142 maybe, but a landscape beating a majestic story? Nope, not buying it.

But who ranked that?

I’m dead laughing.

BAHAHA

IM CRYING STOP IT

I LOVE THIS COMMENT

THE FUCKING TROLLS REFERENCE AHHHHHHHH

I watch this guy's videos like daily while I do stuff, it's just really fun content.

Only 4 times?

@@channelprovider9493 I'm working on it, geez lol

No you can tell the only problem was the story, everyone working on it (the score, animation, and even the voice actors) put their best into it, and if they had a better story I guarantee you it would be incredible

It almost feels like they copied illumination because their movies were profitable at The time.

Speaking of movies hated so much they are comparable to Illumination, Schaffrilas mentioned that Cars 2 was awful by Illumination standards. He even said that he'd rather rewatch Minions over the worst Pixar movie.

honestly you can tell its dreamworks because of how self ingulgently stupid it is, like only dreamworks has that freddy got fingered waste of time vibe in their weaker movies, illumination is just souless corporatism in general.

That movie fills me with rage at babies in general, just pure unsaturated anger.

Kung Fu Panda 3 is the best in the franchise. In Kung Fu Panda 2 (the favorite of most people), Lord Shen attacked the panda village, but there was nobody to save them. In Kung Fu Panda 3, Kai attacks the village and Po has to save them. You cannot say that's not the most genius idea for a third installment of this franchise. One thing that people hate about this movie was the “disappointing” villain defeat. But I don’t think people exactly understand it. Po had the chi of all the pandas and his own chi. Kai usually takes the masters’ bodies along with the chi, but he didn’t when Po gave his chi to Kai. That’s why it was too much. He took the chi of a whole village pandas and a “Kung Fu Panda” at a time without their physical forms. It makes sense, people overthink it. Also, at the beginning, Oogway told Kai "The more you take, the less you have." Then what happens? Kai dies from taking too much. Also, Po was taught kung fu with food. Then he taught the village of pandas with their talents. The whole "turn you into you" thing wasn't a callback to the beginning of the movie, it was a callback to the beginning of the franchise. The first Kung Fu Panda. Most people like Shen the most, but General Kai is the best villain in my opinion. He may not have been intimidating, but he had really great villain lines. When Shifu said "Oogway, forgive me." Kai held up the chi of Oogway and said "What do you say, Oogway? Do you forgive him?" Also, his music was obviously the best villain music in existence. Not to mention his weapon, fight style, or entrances. Also, the first two villains were chased by Po and the Furious Five. But Kai would find Po no matter where he went. Po even said “There’s nowhere to run.” Kai felt very unstoppable, which was kind of intimidating. Another thing I like about Kai is that he was the only villain that never underestimated Po. When Tai Lung met Po and found out he’s the Dragon Warrior, he said “You? Him? He’s a panda. You’re a panda. What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?” When Lord Shen met Po, he asked Soothsayer “Do you actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me?” But when General Kai met Po, he said “You must be the Dragon Warrior.” I don't even need to talk about comedy, action, or animation in this movie. Everyone already agrees that comedy, action, and animation in Kung Fu Panda 3 is better than in first two movies. A lot of people complain that the Furious Five didn't do much but I think I need to remind people that this movie is in the Kung Fu Panda franchise. Not "The Adventures of the Furious Five" franchise. I was happy seeing the Furious Five get a lot of spotlight it Kung Fu Panda 2, the movie wouldn’t be half as great without that. But I am extremely happy that they didn’t do the same thing for Kung Fu Panda 3. But I don't get how people think this is the worst or second best in the franchise. I think it's better than Kung Fu Panda 1 and 2 combined.

@@KFP_Fanboy its great but it feels like it's talking down to its audience. Kai feels like a joke villain. The lines were pretty generic tbh. Also the argument that this is po's story is pretty lame. Its just it feels like the furious five were shifted to minor characters. It does not mean we want the movie to be full of them, it's just they were treated as jokesters here. Plus KFP 2 was extremely emotional. KFP 3 was great but it just feels like the lessons were for kids or 12 year old tweens.

@@KFP_Fanboy That's a respectable opinion and you make several good points but I still think Po's dad is a weak character, Kai is a lot less intimidating even if he does have good lines, but the previous movies' villains spoke by action. They told less, and showed more how monstrous they are, and their backstories are very cleverly told through flashbacks. Kung Fu Panda 3 spends a lot of time messing around with the cute and cuddly pandas which does develop the area and atmosphere, but it does come off as filler sometimes. The action and morals are still excellent, but the inner focus scene in the second and Po's first look at the inside of the scroll are even more memorable and profound in my personal opinion. Po coming to terms with who he is, the scars of his past and the duty destiny has for him is moving and breathtaking. All 3 had to do was introduce him to his long lost kind and have him defend them and be there for his biological dad. It does that and much more but in my mind the first two are still better.

@@oggythebluecat5071 But I don’t want the Furious Five to be as important as they were in Kung Fu Panda 2. I liked Kung Fu Panda 2 second best, I thought it was great how they made the Furious Five so important, but it wouldn’t work out for 3.

@@KFP_Fanboy Kung Fu Panda 2 > 3

I thought you said Chicken Little 2 lol

There are no accidents...

Oh my god it’s you oogway I just watched Kung fu panda last night

@@masteroogway5142 wow a real celebrity on my comment thank you master oogway

@@hunterchipp6595 there are no accidents...

one can like a diverse range of things

She sang happy birthday to him, which caused him to eat her

"And it took a week cause she was absolutely humongous"

Both lines made me cry... because of my laughter.

Missed opportunity from scheffrillas

I hate you

SPOILERRRSS

69th like

669th like

@@yeetusdeleetus4049damn, so many likes. I’m not going to edit the reply to say that cuz i am not an asshole

@@devastation4529 nerd

@@devastation4529 nerd

Plot twist: Illumination gave that movie to dreamworks for a low price go make sure it loses it's reputation

I disagree boss baby is too ridiculous and risky for illumination

i try to forget.

Especially when you consider that like most Illumination films it’s getting an arbitrary sequel pumped out.

@@chebic5095 now that I have to agree with

Ikr

BAM.BAM.BABAM.......BAM.BAM.BAM BAM......BAM BAM BABAM...BAM BAM BAM......

​@@marcioaugustogoncalvescard2055 That's actually so hard

I think that they also take place in the same universe, because prince of Egypt is based on a book called “the Bible” and in boss baby there’s a scene where boss baby mentions he is “baby Jesus”. Jesus is from the same book as prince of Egypt. This leads me to believe that boss baby is either in the same universe as prince of Egypt, or that the Bible exists as a book in the boss baby universe. Maybe in the next movie they will have a crossover.

@@quadzers5703 the JCU: Jesus Cinematic Universe

Sony released The Sinmoji Movie and Spider-man: Into the Spiderverse with 1 year in-between may I point out

Spider verse and the emoji movie?

@@mahbubmaleksyed5301 yep

30:00

@@lizardwizard8235 thanks

Finally! Someone said it.

Wow what a great story. Definitely gonna sub

Literally the only thing I remember from that move was this part where turbo keeps getting like hit by rotten tomatoes and honestly.......

ngl the only reason I remember turbo is because straight after the movie, I had my first epileptic fit

There are no accidents... All joking aside, it's fascinating how a movie can have so little to offer that you can derive more entertainment from a literal child at the time than the movie itself.

Better than the movie indeed

The Oscars really be sleeping on anime, smh 🤦‍♂️

your name overrated btw

One thing that i can not agree with anyone is 2010 best animation nomination. That title of best animated movie of 2010 goes to Dissaperance of Haruhi Suzumia and i will fight you on that one.

A Silent Voice being missed still hurts me

@@grey8478 definitely, Garden of words and weathering with you easily have it beaten out for Shinkai, people acting like it’s the best anime movie are out of their mind but it’s still pretty damn good

I thought I was the only one who noticed lol

Oh look what i found: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-pXpm8Ie6L_s.html EDIT: also hi satan

I think its funny that literal satan has a youtube account

Thanks satan

Hey, Satan

Business tactics

We've got to have money

I never thought of it like that. I underestimated him. He is has more business smarts than I thought

But for real, the fact that the emotional message of the movie and the main character's table-turning enlightenment was delivered by a penny-pinching comic relief admiting a scam really blows me.

Kinda like Mr Krabs

Thanks mate

There's no nostalgia talking in that statement. It is 110% true and I will take it to my grave.

Not sure "goddamn" is the right word there, I think even God would approve of The Prince of Egypt.

no you're completely wrong... It is *THE* complete goddamn masterpiece

@JelliusMaximus I dont think its fair to compare two absolute cinematically undeniably amazing masterpieces to each other, so Id just call it a draw. I love them sooooooo much.

@JelliusMaximus yes

How'd the arrival of it's ranking make you feel? Genuinely curious. :)

I was surprised how much he said he enjoyed it, though it does have all the makings of a guilty pleasure movie

Bee movie is good

@@DoveJS I basically said "OH OK, THERE IT IS" out there, while being genuinely surprised at how high it actually was.

@@papersonic9941 Sounds about right. XD

Hehehe sherk

What IS your pfp

@@noahniedinger4160 a goomba

@@earls4452 a maumba?

As someone who hasn’t seen Trolls that line is so out of context

"because singing made me lose at my enchanted diamond armor ok!"

*Blue Order got confused*

@@EyesOfTheVoid0v0 Stop singing just listen to those disc’s

@@the_one_titan3381 starts to vibe to the broken disc

plus it makes his voice sound annoying so that another point against ryan reynolds snail

You think his angry voice is scary? Go see angry phineas from phineas and Ferb,

God, I watched Turbo once and while it's definitely wasn't the best, or even great, it didn't inspire the hellish rage that I hear in his voice.

@@beholdthegriffin5488 relatable

I like Turbo and I am offended.

Technically it had two

@@rudevoices9204 Oh yeah, you are right lmao. That makes it even more weird.

fuck i even forgot that movie existed

It looks like ben platt

It would be a great movie if there was no villain in my opinion

It make us cringe suffer but somehow can't stop watching

@@mrdumbdumb4813 so bad it's good

Bruh

Yeah it's that bad you shouldn't like it, you should love it

@@mrdumbdumb4813 I knooooow I fucking hate that trash, but I will watch it every time it comes in tv.

I felt that too, cause 90% of Christian media IS garbage 😭

Tf are you talking about. This one scene alone is a masterpiece of glory and faith ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-eA0BujmYxSo.html

@@max5845 I was expecting this to be some dumb channel plug but now you've opened my eyes and a new fresh wound in my mind

@@thedeliveryboy1123 That's what it's all about, my brother in Christ.

When you see Christians *Me whos Catholic*

I feel like it's funny but not funny in the way that was intented

@@ArtTheGaleWind ironic humour

honestly Alec Baldwin's delivery alone makes that movie worthwile.

Off topic but, I love your profile pic

@@miniature_marie1534 thank you!

GIRL NOT COCONUT CRAB SHEHEGEV

Not Coconut Crab Goldonut Crab

COM3DY GOLD

i ate my grandma

She went to a Travis Scott concert

@@Ballin4Vengeance unfunny

@@Ballin4Vengeance that's not funny

Or the entire movie of shrek 3

Croods is not that bad and I went in with low expectations. It's good enjoyment and the fact that schrafillras made an everybody should be dead joke is really ironic considering the movie makes fun of the dad for doing that.

@@mansoorkhanjadoon1360 croods aint that bad , but i liked it more as a kid

can you put a timestamp

@@mrwahoo9708 15:50

That movie would take up half this video to talk about

It’s not likely that Megamind 2 will be in the list since the movie was produced DreamWorks Television, not the main studio

you accidentally the sentence there

He was exceptional in reign over me

@@glendarjj3991 Agreed. That movie made me cry.

My man (if you are, I apologize otherwise), there's an article of someone interviewing the Oscar voters where they flat out admit they don't.

"If you want to make the world a better place, look at yourself and make a change." -Batman

“Batman is very wise. I also have huge pecs, and a nine-pack.” Batman

Let's not forget that Shark Tale got nominated for an Oscar instead of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. What the heck, Academy Awards?

Yeah no lego Batman is the second best lego movie in that universe behind the first lego movie and before lego movie 2

Yeah but for some exceptions

Memeories

@@sho9078 Y E S

*Memorable Shitposts Fixed your typo

Disney give us shit

The acting is always so bad! Or it looks like it was filmed on someone's phone. Or the plot isn't super great. The best Christian movies are the ones that are "okay." I'd personally watch more Christian or even religious movies more if it looked like they put more effort in it than have what seems like a high schooler write a script and then film the movie on their phone and cast their friends, who are probably in at least intro to theater.

Agreed

The 10% is Prince of Egypt and VeggieTales (the first one not the Netflix show)

@@jinxieshy VEGGIETALES BABY

Prince of Egypt and Veggietales alone carry all of modern Christianity

LOL😂😂

epico moment

4.SinGiNg kILled mY GRaNdma!!!!!!

@@JollyOliW haha

@@JollyOliW r/iam14andthisisdeep

Puff daddy

It's... It's about moses, who's jewish

@@dimitridan8112 To be fair, he’s also in the Christian bible, just less talked about. Plus literally everyone who believed in God were Jewish before Jesus came around.

@@dimitridan8112 Moses is literally in both Christian and Islamic texts as well.

@@Bebolife12345 i know I'm a theology student lol. He's an hebraic figure, but not christian

Its not Christian movie because it doesn't end with a message about Jesus or insinuate that He is there as well. That's the difference. It can only be a Christian movie if Christ is involved.

Me too, me too...

I always forgget BossBabby isn't an Illumination movie

@@jesusramirezromo2037 Wait Boss Baby isnt Illumination shit

oof

Emoji Movie and Spiderverse were made by the same studio too.

Me seeing Shrek didn't crack the top 10: _The lion, the witch, and the AUDACITY of this bitch_

Name be like *37 characters*

@@eliasmg9144 shrek 1 isn't that good

@@oldally8869 it is still really good though and actually aged well (other than the animation)

@@joshuajackson2510 i bet you didn't watch the movie in the past 10 years