Every Extended Micropop Song - Jack Stauber Compilation 

*INCHMAN* [Intro] (It's never been worse) (That's not true) (True) (True) [Verse 1] I'm up and a-racin' Like a foreign entity If you let them embrace it (Ow!) It's a clockwork energy! [Chorus] Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong? (Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?) Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong Discuss, discuss, never mercy [Verse 2] Well, I'm up in your Days Inn And I'll be taking what I need Looked over, you’re welcome, embrace it (Aw, what?) Where's my apology? No mercy! [Chorus] Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong? (Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?) Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong Discuss, discuss, never mercy [Bridge] Although the Inchman goes, everybody knows Your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows Your mood's a-pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it Although the Inchman goes, everybody knows Your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows Your mood's a-pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it [Bridge 2] So while you're washing your hair like you know that you should The second wind must have made it feel good You gotta be lifting up flowers and saving your power For making the leap to the next big thing, don't swing at me You better believe I'll be singin' gravy, gravy, to the grave, just swingin' Well, he hurts me, hurts me, wants me plus and swingin' Discuss, discuss, never mercy [Interlude] O-oh! [Chorus] Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong? (Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?) Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong Discuss, discuss, never mercy [Chorus] Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong? (Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?) Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong Discuss, discuss, never mercy [Outro] (Oh...) (Stay here) (Why'd you stay?) (Stay here) (Closely, trudging)

*TWO TIME* [Intro] (Hey) (Give it a little attack-tack) (Work!) (Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo) (Listen, oh) (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) (Hey-hey) [Verse 1] We could leave the lights on Sun-tan (Bo-bow-bo-bo) We could get lunch Aw, man (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) I think that I like you (You do?) Yeah But something bugs me 'bout the way you lick your envelopes, so... [Chorus] I'm out on the block again (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) So hopped up that I can't pretend Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Stay friends Problem that you can't defend (Oh) Hands up, feel okay (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Whose heart could I break today? Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Stay friends Problem that you can't defend [Interlude] (Oh...) (I think tha-a-) [Verse 2] Slip me in your pocket Chicka-chew the way out Oh man, was that your last piece of gum? (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) (Come on!) But we both wanted some! I know, and you can get in the hole too E-R, what can you say? I never read the package anyway (Haha, oh) [Chorus] I'm out on the block again (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) So hopped up that I can't pretend (Ooh) Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Stay friends Problem that you can't defend (Oh) Hands up, feel okay (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Whose heart could I break today? Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Stay friends Problem that you can't defend [Chorus] I'm out on the block again (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) So hopped up that I can't pretend (Ooh) Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Stay friends Problem that you can't defend (Oh) Hands up, feel okay (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Whose heart could I break today? Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba) Stay friends Problem that you can't defend

*CHEESEBURGER FAMILY* [Intro] (What?) [Verse 1] On the side, or below it No use countin', but it There it was, below it Only farther right Say grace and move on And the kids are havin' children of their own So you know (Know-know) (What?) You know the recipe stays alive (Like a butterfly!) [Chorus] Oh, the Cheeseburger Family! Hand me down my suit and tie Arigato family! I'll be dancin' 'til dinner time Oh, the Cheeseburger Family! Hand me down my suit and tie Arigato family! I'll be dancin' 'til dinner time [Refrain] (Hey, what do ya know, tomato, tomato!) (What's the difference?) Oh, the Cheeseburger Family! (Then why would you say so?) I don't know! Oh, the Cheeseburger Family! [Verse 2] From the time you were born Flowers have blossomed, trees have grown You, oh and I Different in my sight As with mine, and the lord It's kinda something special To close the fight (What?) Nothin' more divine (Oh, what'cha doin-doin?) (Dinnertime!) [Chorus] Oh, the Cheeseburger Family! Hand me down my suit and tie Arigato family! I'll be dancin' 'til dinner time Oh, the Cheeseburger Family! Hand me down my suit and tie Arigato family! I'll be dancin' [Verse 3] Five in the morning, kids are still snoring Dad's in the kitchen, have you ever seen such a meal? Black coffee baby, beef can bring gravy Moment to be lazy, have you ever seen such a meal? Backyard daisies, sleepy healthy baby Lettuce and tomato, have you ever seen such a meal? Dad sees the babies growing up slowly Holds on softly, have you ever seen such- [Bridge] It's a combo sized meal (It's a combo meal) It's a family deal (It's a family deal) It's a combo sized meal (It's a combo meal) It's a family deal (It's a family deal) It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal [Outro] (Oh, Cheeseburger Family!) Hand me down my suit and tie (Arigato family!) (Dancin' dinnertime)

*FIGHTER* [Intro] (Fight with your heart) (Play for keep) (I've gotta keep, keep) (Dirty play) [Verse 1] When I try-y-y (Oh, there you are) To look sly-y Then you push all my curtains to the side To the side [Chorus] Call me fighter I'll mop the floor with you Call me lover I'll take you for a drink or two You'll get older And maybe then you'll feel some control [Break] Ah-ah, a-a-a-a-a-ah A-a-a-a-oy A-a-a-oy [Verse 2] When I learn-earn-earn (Like that, like that) To look stern You broke my heart and now it's your turn It's your turn [Chorus] Call me fighter I'll mop the floor with you Call me lover I'll take you for a drink or two You'll get older And maybe then you'll feel some control [Interlude] (If I don't fight so brutally) (The bigger strikes hit me harder back) (Until we quit loving you and I) (The pleasure slipping, oy) [Spoken] Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! Yes, yes, thank you all for coming out. Tonight, we've got a wild, wild show for you all, so let's give it over to Jack Stauber! [Bridge] Roller skate into my view Hold my gaze tonight Hold my baby, I love you See you smile so bright If you truly love me Why'd you train me to fight? If it wasn't in my blood What do you see right? [Break 2] (Why did you? What do you?) (Why did you? What do you?) (Why did you? What do you?) (Why did you? What do you?) (Why did you? What do you?) (Why did you? What do you?) (Why did you? What do you?) [Verse 3] When I try To look sly Then you push all my curtains to the side To the side When I try To look sly Then you push all my curtains to the side To the side [Outro] Call me fighter Call me lover You'll get older

*THE BALLAD OF HAMANTHA* [Intro] (Go away) [Verse 1] Life's extension lottery Kind to some, but not duly Born with a rare and sad disease She grew- a ham- where her head should be [Pre-Chorus] Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye Her dream was to be a famous star But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going fa-a-ar [Chorus] Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more [Break] (Oh no!) [Verse 2] Her father was a simple man (Duh!) He wanted to help, "in any way that I can!" Home from school, he watched his daughter cry In the yard, he cursed God and fired at the sky [Pre-Chorus 2] Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye Her dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain [Chorus] Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more [Bridge] Got a call from the doctor He had some amazing news for her He just developed a cure If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her Burst out the door, she was beaming Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming Finally freed from her pain But something else fell with the rain A stray bullet shot by her father Aimlessly nested inside her She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty Of the life which once christened her body [Interlude] "Nurse, s-she’s... she's gone." "O-oh... oh dear." "I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved, a cooked ham, as is customary for these... dark situations." "U-uh, Doctor, what... which one is the... which... which one is the ham that-?" "I-I must... I must go... I must... I must go, I'm on break." "Oh dear." [Pre-Chorus 3] Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye At her time of death, the doc said "time to eat!" So we took a bite out of her face meat [Chorus] Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore (La-la-la...) Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more [Outro] Soaring infinitely through space Hamantha's soul was graced With a glance of our humble planet At which she was amazed The news of her untimely death Had spread out near and far And through her soul, the truth was whole Her dream had crossed the bar Hamantha had become a star Hamantha was finally a star Hamantha had become a star Hamantha was finally a star

I mean, _you're not wrong-_

Food

@@cupee4234 ?

@@jesusbaby9873 food

imagine putting eyes on a shoe and him making a skit called “walk”

Mr globbypants what’s the plot

@@mcdoughboi1859 jack stauber sings in cursive and uses the power of teeth to kill leakers for leaking his music

Hamantha father shoots Cupid

Mr globbypants what I said should be canon

MC DOUGH BOI jack kills people that lick envelopes weirdly

I feel like he wants cheese for his birthday I dont blame him

Yep!

He looks like that. You got me-

I'd love having this dude or someone similar to that in my family.

@@deadbeyondbridges i know but i put my spin on it D: sorry. should have put "inspired"

Its not even a meme just a 3 frame animations of furries turning into sans lmao

no it’s furries turning into magical beings that we can’t comprehend and kills the entire world and they go Alex/demon/cute/mean/demon/cute/love

cringe culture is dead 💕💕

@@jespinwastaken That's Roblox, and I don't understand the appeal of "Alex" other than it's a name of a popular Roblox RU-vidr.

two time moment

I snap sometimes because it's 2am in the morning.

Sunflower Luna fun fact: I can’t snap XD

@@curlyhaircupid aw. That's ok

I don't trust the way you lick your envelopes

Ink Bendy I can only snap with my left hand and I’m right handed

😂

In wich one it says that? Lmao

@@MrHank-wf1rr at 53:27

@@MrHank-wf1rr Keyman I think

*roaches song and knife singing wrong

toe = theory of everyting

I dunno why, but for some reason that song sounds like a really bad meltdown to me

YOOOOO YOUR PFP IS DIGITAL GIRL BY KIRA THATS SWAG

IM CRYING AAA

@@cr4b4ppl Well, i'm pretty sure the song is about his near death experience he had recently at the time, so that's probably why

I think Neil Cicierega could probably pull that number off

@@thecjweej2761 if they did a collab all gays and weird kids would be sweating intensely

@@kitzia13 get will wood in there and it'll be perfect

Has anyone else tried?

@@thecjweej2761 haha true

I'm now leaving my home, tell me where you live XD

That is not your uncle that is now OUR uncle *Russian anthem starts playing*

lmao I know someone who looks literally exactly like him too.

WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

no one knows

He should also extend 4,99 and Shattered Molars

If he extends Oh Mona Lisa I’ll be so happy istg

New Normal and Coffee are tied as my favorite songs he hasn't extended yet.

If he extends Mona Lisa I'll have a fucking heart attack

New normal should definitely be extended that shit bangs

how is that weird

EnterFalcon wdym who has a tv in their garage

everyone, even I have a tv in my garage

Iv'e kept TV's in my garage before, not plugged in but if they are to be sold or something

I would go watch tv in that garage tho ngl, the floor seems like its nice and cold

Most likely he won’t cuz they were posted over 1 yr ago

I'll extend it: Can I have a peppermint You can have a peppermint That's too hot for me Bleh Hey Ahhhhhhh I don't like the peppermint You don't like the peppermint No it's too spicy Well Why's you ask me for a mint I don't know When did this spiciness begin I don't know Is it all because of me I don't know Am I sleeping on the couch Yeah [interlude] Can I have a peppermint No Why not You only spit it out Oh...

Those are stinky songs, stinky.

Nah you forgot the fucking classic ass nurpo

The real answer to why those 2 probably won’t be extended is because he would have to get the singers back to sing more lines.

Especially dinner is not over

Area 51 Studio and cupid

Man Sad OH MY GOD I COULD JUST IMAGINE THAT ACTUALLY for thanksgiving tho dinner is not over would be great

Area 51 Studio yes

I'm doing that in 2020 and its making my life ☻✨🔪better ✨☻🔪

I like how youre one of the rarest comments he hasn't liked

@@nipenojhd3560 LOL

And 4: USE TEETH

Well that's not really how to Jack Stauber

4. Put deep meanings in it that makes everyone cry

Same

my bro got me into jack stauber, props to him

Your friends need mental help

Exact same thing happened to me

Im getting my dad into it

Well, who doesn't like food?

Right you are

Omg you're right... I think he likes food. A LOT.

Lmfao true

Is a dude climbing in your ear classified as food?

Can't wait for Jack to put dubstep in his next EP

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 wut

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 LMFAO

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 it doesn’t really seem right Jack doing that how about he sticks to indie and indie pop

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 ay. im waitin for that. inchman in the video looks so distorted that i like it

A couple of them are, I mean, I think by the time eggs aren't dippy extended came out nobody was exactly asking for it. Also if he's going by popularity he has GOT to make a 4.99 extension

@@Ifgodscouldbleed70times "4.99/Able/Mirror Mirror" WHEN?

@@reverendneko8512 can’t forget “ /love will”

@@artthenecromancer404 "4.99/Able/Love Will/Mirro Mirror " would be enough music for me to listen to for the next year honestly lmao

@@reverendneko8512 same, adding a /penny would probably be enough to keep me satisfied for a decade

That's beautiful

Yeah that is so smooth and relaxing

26:18 too

H E ‘ S D E A D A G A I N

*sATISFYINGGGG*

NoodleBubble thanks

Hey it's been 2 weeks. You better now? X

@@seacow4705 I'm doing a lot better :) thanks!

God bless you, especially during these difficult times. I hope for a safe recovery and good friends to support you along the way 💖🌈✨ if you need calming aesthetic music, I can certainly recommend some as well!

awwh no! feeling better?

Relatable

Lol, im doing a project for school while listening to this, so, yeah, this is very Relatable

Me tooo 😂

Same lol

Sadly

:,)

When will he release a new album

@@peachy-wd6ci maybe april

its kind of an album, considering it has 16 songs on it and its all from the same mega album thing

which song

P0Pdart the ballad of Hamantha

@@pipergscool uh oh

damn hiyoko didnt expect u here😳

HIYOKO YASSSSSS FINALLY I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE NAMED HIYOKO ALSO I LIKE DA COMMENT

how is it complicated? It's not hard to say "Jack Stauber" or "Pop"

y e s

Whatchu mean bruv its perfectly fine

@@simaeyy Yikes.

Umm, Alternative Synth Pop?

Why hate one of his best songs when you can love it

i fap to tea error

you monster.

Tea Errors is one of the best

@@labington6404 nice.......... ew........

sometimes i can’t listen to it, it upsets me so bad 😣

Wait there’s a hamantha TRILOGY??

Kirbo The Wirbo wait so there’s a 3RD ONE

@@Opossum.mommie yes, all the songs in the ballad of hamantha single are connected

@@kexthekool2682 how?

al dente is the father trying drugs after he's done crying

Actually in “today today” he said “count your teardrops, all 114” 144 meaning that the song “today today” is his 114th video.

@@joblesss209 Hamantha bad ending In the good ending she uses her brain and waits till it's done raining to exit

No lmao

@@4thebrokenhearted or she just uses an umbrella to deflect the bullet or somethin

80's Billie Eilish-

Deploy sounds like a summer song to me or a song when you go out with friends on a beach in my opinion

@@area51studio93 y e s

more like 60´s

it fells like the song you'd hear after an scp movie where the protagonist is a guard with a wife but there was a breach and it led to his wife's death/not being able to see them anymore and is now blaming a cupid like scp as well as the foundation, just my opinion. my brain is erratic

No, you're not alone

That is incredibly specific but I completely agree

Omg it's going to be 4 years since this was posted, crazy that this used to be my go to study playlist

actual facts

xultsu yay! I’m right!

Yesss

I’m glad to see that so many people agree

micropop the album has good songs though

yeah

Pesky bee...

Nahh

yep

a lil bit yeaa

Heavy Says Join RED Team do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, two time?

@@aerithsgf1575 I'll check it out

Dinner is Not Over is freking epic

What about out of the ox?

@@NervousYoungInhuman why isn't out of the is on here

It's far too vapid and aimless

Love solder

I want a closer

oh euthanize my heartbeat

@@Naomi1220 as I said, careless & calm-free

Check the new pinned comment, thanks for suggesting!

Jack told someone the lyrics to TEAD after they asked him on patreon

Genius exists you know.

HE IS THE MESSIAH

the god himself is Jack... cause you know he came up with the lyrics lol

*I WaNt mY QuaRtErs!*

I mean- same tho.

*proceeds to go limp during every other verse*

All of the replies above have danganronpa profile pics🤔

I'm a hoarder of quarters but the quarters is replaced with "unnecessary screenshots"

@Benjamin Gibson True lol

wat about cooking with abigail

Love Bug, Aleph, Peppermint. Cooking With Abigail > Benny Worm

They're all equally good imo-

He extended it in one of his gigs

bcsilikejanmayen LINK

Hank braaking bad😲😲!!!(real)

Literally

26:18 too

@@pierocelle4343 that was the beginning

"dinner's almost ready" "oh, dope"

new normal is pretty dang good

an extended new normal would give me nightmares. I need it.

Choice?

*Chesmbuger femialy*

ham burr gur

Cheems approves this message

CHEEMSBURGER FAMILE

**sweats in vegetarian**

turns out she was jack stauber the whole time & wanted you to listen to his music, then left when the deed was done if that last part is true though, i hope she comes on soon wjks

@@prowlinality b r o i went back to play roblox again 2 weeks ago and I SAW HER ONLINE so we got our steam accs and we just played and chatted

@@benfuertes6585 woa im glad she came back!

@@prowlinality yea we just caught up like how i moved, a girl said i was too short, introduced her into some real good channels and music, but she had barely changed but her artwork has gotten into some really weird shit

@@prowlinality heres an example of her “artwork” ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yks5_bnTcfQ.html

I mean it makes sense

ya know he's made 3 albums with 2 songs?

Ah wait wait, I think I saw you on a different comment before!

please hold me close to youuuu~

I’m back this year.

listening to his songs in the last 4 months of a year makes life better, i was 12 when the pandemic started, i swear i felt like in a whole new alternate reality, i was considering being something close beetwen kid and teen, but not pre-teen at all, but it was just my mind which was changing, and i was just in my home, my life.

right.

Literally

My old science teacher looked like Jack

I dont like the ballad of hamantha bc i saw a mv on it (prolly not his) and it has scared me ever since

I personally like Inchman, Today Today and Deploy, but all of those I love as well!

then how about you join them

Oop-

He used to sell cds :(

But where would we buy them then.

I like all of his songs, except every single song from viator. It just sounds like a train wreck. It just sounds horrible in my opinion. Makes me want to blow my ears out. Anyways, have a good day. Edit: Man I regret this comment, I love Viator now lol

P0Pdart Viator is one of my favourite albums, I just find so much emotion and energy in it. Like Pressed Flowers and Soda Pop Heart,

i can kinda agree with P0Pdart here, it sounds like nerfed everywhere at the end of time

I think there are some bad Jack Stauber songs. Like Kissin' On Me. That song has a horrible beat, instrumental is bad, and lyrics are just lazy. Think of the most generic rap. That's that song. But it was made back in 2012, so he's changed. I don't think there is a bad "modern" jack stauber song though.

@Jack Drill Who are you?

Wait it was hacked?

this comment and the reply have a chaotic energy

@@TheONLYFeli0 *clockwork energy

Finja que tem um nome aqui no

He also said he tasted death and it tasted good in dinner is not over.

@Jamie Johnson WHAT

frr

Either that or some sad depressing stuff when there not really depressed

saiouma pfp 😳😳

@@yoylejuice Saiouma gives me hope 😳😳

Why is this accurate tho-

The weird thing is I feel guilty watching Bill wurtz because I feel like I'm leaving jack behind, plus I believe there can be only 1

@kas3ui Jack and Neil would make a fuckin perfect song i stg

That or Bo Burnham (if that's how you spell it-)

Yeah theyd be perfect

АГА, РУССКИЙ! Не я одна Джека Страубера слушаю!!

Could you elaborate. Pls. I found the album via a "two time" animation on RU-vid.

@Tom Pritchard I was referencing a video he made called "Benny worm". also sheesh, this comment is old lol

@@Toddo_5 Thx

id let them kidnap me lmao

Honestly I'd be scared asf Like.. Me: *gets kidnapped* oh k Me: *gets kidnapped by someone that listens to jack* SHIT THEYRE A MANIAC*

I would stay

It’s literally just Spamton and I love it

I had an dream that he made 4.99$ an extended song

​@@MemeGod151 I wish I had that dream 😔

I just wanna make a movie with his songs in the background

I feel like if there was a jack movie most of the songs will be from pop food or this

RoachMahhn Art, And more. I mean each Micropop is sorta listed on RU-vid as it’s own album but this video is just a compilation. I could be wrong though.

@@wingspan9851 yeah i think its just a comp, but idk

Etc*

I agree

He's from a different world

5 in the morning?

@@jellyfishyy 1950 vibes...

Maybe because at the beginning there is no new lyric

Today today, too, kinda, at 21:34

cool

for me it'd be those gummy bananass

perfect timing now even if it is apparently is something about suicide prevention

Istg the part where he sang faster than eminem 😩😩gold

*_Carefully, he's a hero._*

Chickennugget2001_: I AM NOT THE MESSIAH everyone: HE IS THE MESSIAH

So true!!!

Weird way of spelling Good Luck Chasing Your Mind

yES

dude an extended eating on the go has to win a grammy

Haha

Or foot dude...or perhaps kilometer kyle?

@@golden_cube meter mama, perhaps?

@@artthenecromancer404 yes

There's a sequel?

Your uncle sounds great

my uncle has the same personality as jack stauber sadly he doesnt look like him

Mine too😳