Love the old guy in the corner. He usually fancies me, which is strangely adorable. Probably cos I'm on my third pint by the time I talk to him, and everything is adorable then.
TheMightyKinkle they're all looking at the one guy who isnt drinking and calling him a weirdo, meanwhile Shakespeares take on Jumanji seems to be happening and nobody bats an eyelid.
Here I was, all worried about leaving Australia and missing out on all the sort of gross but amazing Irish pubs I always had on hand. Where would I go to sit and drink and play with coasters? But then WOOOAAAHHH I moved overseas and whaddya know, there's one on every corner everywhere all over the world. Same green tiles, sports posters, drunkards, and whatnot. Never fear, the Irish pub is legion! Except we don't have bathroom attendants. What in the hell, Europe, that is weird.
I am a regular bar fly and I have only ever come across a toilet attendant in Belfast city once and Glasgow once. I genuinely stood there like what is it im supposed to do here lads?
oh god - lmao - i'm one of those wine people! #help also that skippy flipper thing - i've actually seen that in real life. i nearly choked with laughter. the tears are rolling down me face! good on ya Bernard!
They're in real classy places in America and Canada too. My dad says they're annoying as fuck here as well. Because he had to use the bathroom on a road trip and this classy joint was the only place with a bathroom close by and that asshole bathroom attendee wouldn't leave him alone. He told him to fuck off and mind his own business. The guy gave him an angry look and turned around to harass someone else.
hmm, clearly not irish :P or just havent went to many pubs because he orderd a GLASS if guinness and not a pint...its seen as unmanly to only order a glass of guinness
i was at a christenin the other day and loads of the ones in my year were there and we went up and ordered a few cokes (we're 15?16) are the bartender goes are yas not havin anythin to drink and we were like no not allowed were only 16 and he goes well who te fuck cares if your old enough to swallow your old enough to drink.
Who is the girl on the left at 1:13. Oh my jeez she is beautiful!!! Honey, I just have to say it, you are the perfect woman!!!! Where the bloody hell have you been all my life???? I have almost broke the phone stopping and starting this video!!!!!
Pubs died when they banned smoking. Nobody goes to a pub for the good of their health. Banning smoking cleared out the old fellers and those with a bit of fire in their soul.
***** non-white people can't move back to the white area once they're done with their cig. none of my friends are smokers. I'm a smoker. I'm separated from them for five minutes every hour and a half when I'm at the pub and I don't suffer for it.
dordor147sback I don't go to pubs by choice but often get invited by non smokers, so when I go out for a smoke all the non smokers follow me out. There seems little sense in inviting me if its just to wave at me through a window.
***** Its not really segregation.....its more like not everyone smokes. Unfortunately you cant take your beer with you when you want to go out, but you can do the other just fine. Unless the pub has a nice patio to sit out on.
Non-Irish here (well, 1/4 by blood but even that never lived there after the late 19th century so I know that counts for nothing...), can anyone explain here at 0:33 just what the hell that *is* supposed to look like? Or am I just better off not knowing? I'd be alright with that if such were the case.
Every Irish pub in Dublin more like, major fail on this one lads. They're usually funny. Down the country it's more likely to be an oul' fella ordering a glass of stout, with a whisky chaser. And I've never been in a pub as empty or quiet as the ones portrayed.
The non drinker thing is the exact same in Scotland. I've never really liked drinking, didn't really do it much and haven't had a drink in years. But I used to be treated like a social outcast and a weirdo just because I didn't drink. So wrong.
I'm 37 from the UK - was exactly the same here. I ended up telling people I was Muslim. Now I speak to 25 year olds who say that it's common not to drink. To be honest it just shows what conformist sheeple people are.
Irish people often blame things such as people getting too drunk or feeling queasy on “getting a bad pint”. This sketch just took that to a new level. The pint was being movie villains to illustrate it was bad
0.26 No idea what is going on. 0:52 Joke about the hands? No idea either why the guy is rambling. Also I don't understand the guy speaking through the pint.
0.26: work drinks leading to the boss getting weird with strangers 0.52: guy needs huge hands to carry everyone's drinks at once rather than someone going up to help
if you order a 7up you will be asked why you didnt order a beer.if you dont have a doctors note or a good excuse the men in the white coats turn up and off you go to the asylum.
@@acesul8811 Sure for the young crowd (20s) its a big deal because why bring someone out that can remember everything and then you have nothing to slag them over sure
I heard it was to stop people taking drugs in the bogs. I agree though, bloody annoying having them hanging about when you want to have a good stare at your lippy to make sure it looks ok!
Mate of mine walked into an Irish pub in London and asked for wine. The barman gave him the dirtiest look and proceeded to go out the back. He came back with a mini bottle of wine covered in dust and gave him a half pint glass. That fucking learnt him to try and be fucking sophisticated.
In ireland at christmas me nan asked my dad if he wanted a glass of water with his dinner, he replied " no thanks I've tried that once I wasnt very keen on it" 👌
Once i misspoke and ordered a glass of guiness, the whole bar stopped talking and looked at me. Then i said no a pint of guiness and a whiskey please and everybody cheered hahaha. Irish pubs are the best
Whew! I was worried. I'm Irish-American and visited Ireland once. All I drank when I was there was Guinness. This video had me questioning if I just looked like a tourist the whole time. Don't worry - I always ordered a pint. 🇮🇪
