Every Jojo Opening But Read The Description. 

*Stand Proud starts* *Video loses its shit*

Phantom Speed Fluctuate Tendency Chipmunk Crusaders Slowdown is Noticeable

If gay stuff makes it slow down, it makes sense that DIO can stop time

Josuke: *Poses* Video: *slows down dramatically*

Jotaro was the sole thing keeping part 4 from stopping instantly.

*rohan appears* SLOWS DOWN

*Caesar and Joseph make eye contact* S L O W S D O W N

JoJo part 1: let's go!!! part 2: *confused speed changes* part 3: *near lightspeed* part 4: yo slow down a sec

I can't believe part 4 managed to undo jonathan and jotaro's combined manly-ness NANTI POWA !!!

2:35 Dio just farts, smiles and walks away.

Every opening: Speeds up Great days: Crazy diamond, fix it!

4:46 Great Days now sounds like it's a opening to a slice of life comedy you'd see on a Sunday afternoon.

Part 5. *VIDEO STOPPED*

yall realise this video will me 4 hours long once part 5 comes out

Jonathan: A very chivalrous and straight gentleman Joseph: A bisexual of questionable moral alignment Jotaro: The epitome of heterosexuality Josuke: *_IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY_*

Jonathan: *exists* *video speeds up* Bloody Stream: *Appears* *Video sorta slows down* Jotaro: *Exists* *Video speeds up insanely* Rohan: *"Ima about to ruin this mans career"* *Exists* *Video begins to slow down immensely til its slower than normal speed*

>feeds the birds >slows down

JoJo Part 4 OPs: Girly JoJo Part 2 OP: Manly JoJo Part 1 OP: *REAL SHIT?* JoJo Part 3 OPs: *ASCENDED*

Part 2 Giorno: *exists* video: *plays in reverse*

2:36 Dio: how can I use za warudo the smartest? Also dio: stops time, farts, walks away so only jotaro can smell it

*Stand Proud plays* Pucci: *S C R E AM S*

Josuke: Exists* Video slows to a halt*

The video: **Is losing its shit** The last intro of part 4: "lets slow things down a bit"

"every time something not manly or gay happens it slows down" I think you misspelled "every time Rohan appears it slows down"

I think DIO has an intestine problem. 2:36 was a pretty strong fart

Stroheim Salutes *VIDEO GETS FASTER*

1:28 i love how it slows down for Caesar, and then speeds up for Joseph

Jotaro: *Blinks* Video: I am speed

i heard it slow down ever so slightly at the shot where dio's back was turned and when joseph and caesar are mid-punch: cried both times josuke: *breaths* vidoe: *slows by half*

i like how you notice it slowing down around part 4

Jotaro: "Shit just went from 0 to 100 real fast" Josuke: "Shit just went from 100 to 0 real fast"

3:32-3:48 Chase just sounds like it's a purposely made Nightcore version someone did.

i knew by part 4 it would slow down dramatically

biggest problem, koichi pose didn't make the universe reset

Part 1 and 3 makes it extremely fast Part 2 slows it down a little Part 4 makes its slow motion even with the speed from part 3 So in part 5 it'll probably stop

Everything is fine Sono chino sadame: speeds up cuz pretty manly Bloody stream: speeds up ans slows down Stand proud: *MAN MAN MANLY MAN MANLY * Part 4 hits... Great days: *NO GAY GAY*

*josuke you're tearing this family apart*

>inaudible >crazy noisy bizarre town >somewhat audible

>Speeds up every time something something manly happens. >Slows down every time something gay happens. Shouldn’t it have hit near equilibrium?

Jotaro:*Exists Time: 🏃🏿‍♂️💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

Jotaro: *exists* *video ends* HOLD IT RIGHT THERE Rohan: *exists* *video goes Za Warudo but forever*

Part 1: SONOCHINOSADAMEJOOOOOOOJOOOOOOOO Part 2: LIKEABLOODYSTONESSDKJALIKEABLOODYSTORM Part 3: Incomprehensible chipmunk noises Part 3.5:Incomprehensible chipmunk noises x 10 (plus fart) Part 4.1: CRAZYNOISYBIZARRETOWN Part 4.2: CHASEYOU CHASEYOU CHASEYOU Part 4.3: L E T T H E V O I C E O F L O V E T A K E Y O U H I G H E R R R R R R

>any time rohan appears, video slows down. >"But Also Every Time Something Not Manly Or Gay Happens It Slows Down." MakesSense.jpg

nobody: Phantom blood opening:I am speed

Oh my god dio pausing time completely killed me

**reads description** Can't wait for Part 4 openings

I love how Rohan doesn’t even need to do anything to slow the video down

4:27 finally it gets back to normal speed 2 seconds later: starts slowing down Me: no

DIO SPEEDWALKING HAD ME WEAK

*Stand proud starts* *MADE IN HEAVEN ACTIVATES.*

5:15 Me: Could it get any slower? Fighting Gold: lEt Me InTrOdUcE mYsElF.

Video: **shows Rohan and slows down** Rohan: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?* Video: **shows Josuke and slows down** Josuke: *A R E Y O U S A I Y N G M Y H A I R I S G A Y ?*

When Dio uses Za warudo i died

Koichi pose should've made it into Made In Heaven and finished in infinite speed

2:33 The Crusaders appearing sound like when you break a Dirt Block in Minecraft lol.

“Let the voice of love, take you higher.” Me: hm how bout’ deeper?

Part 1: Speeds up significantly Part 2: Almost gets back to normal speed Part 3: Speeds up a shit ton Part 4: Gets slower than normal speed Yeah that's about right

All the fault for part 4 to slow down is 50% Rohan's fault

the new ora ora: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

2:37 I swear DIO stopping time sounded like someone blowing a rasberry.

Why didn’t it finish instantly with Wamuu???

Whenever star platinum is involved, it should just double in speed

The reason people don't like part one is because they can't handle the sheer amount of manliness in it

4:19 *Lord Rohan Appears* Video speed returns to normal slowly

If Josuke's last pose was in the opening the video would have just stopped entirely

3:00 WHY DID KOICHI NOT SPEED IT UP DRAMATICALLY?

What kind music do listen to Me: I don’t really have a type Also me:

Stand proud: reaches 88 miles per hour All of part four, especially great days: I'm finna end thin man's whole career

If Part 5 ever happens, its openings will probably slow down the video to a screeching halt.

Video didn't speed up by 100% when koichi pose appeared 0/10 not a beautiful duwang

If this was the opposite, Pucci and DIO can reset the universe. Alone.

I like how when it got to part 4 it completely slowed down. But fighting gold wouldn't be moving at all

That moment when Great Days basically turns into a vaporwave remix

The gayness of part 4 alone is strong enough to counter all of parts 1-3

Video : normal Rohan : 4:45 Video : get slowed

Part 4: **Exists** Video: *Slow down there buckaroo*

Every time Jouske appeared on the screen it slowed down I'm gonna cry

Josuke slows it down

Super high pitched sono chi no kioku Screaming 2:39

Well, From 4:47 , the song gets better (giving the vibe of 80's song)

2:36 manly fart

*WHY DOESNT JOTARO NATURALLY SPEED IT UP*

Bloody Stream: Look how they massacred my boy

*Josuke appears* *Video slows down*

You could've just said every Jojo OP, but it gets faster until part 4, then it slows down

*Rohan appears* *video slows down alot*

Hey can u re-upload the video because there is new opening called Fighting Gold

2:37 me spitting out my drink made the exact same sound

> not manly or gay Nothing more manly than a gay man.

I love how part 4 neutralizes the speed up and slows the music down but the 2 from part 4 totalled to less than 30 seconds

2:38 aight imma head out

2:37 hol up what was that sound and why im laughing so hard

The second I read the description the first thing that came to mind was "How slow will great days get?"

*part 4 starts* *video stops*

Guys this is amazing. We can rank the manly ness in ops by speed

2:36 ZA FARTOUUUU!!!! Brrrrt~

2:38 Dio should have slowed it down dramatically look at that strut.

Phantom phast (fast) Battle fluctuations Stand fast Slow is noticable

I love how when Chase is about to speed up it suddenly slow down

I had no idea a sped-up/slowed version of Breakdown sounded so good