every kyman fic ever 

I JUST WANT TO SAY that i love these fics ok, i grew up on them and i love High School Cartman™ if you have written a fic identical to this i do not wish to shame you, you are honorable and i will meet you in valhalla

kenny always being high is in like every fic ever I swear

THE PARTY IS ALWAYS AT TOLKIENS HOUSE ISTGG

This has me SCREAMINGGG this is too accurate, especially the Tolkien hosting the party bit. Honestly it’s not even just kyman fics but any high school au fic will have him hosting the party. And he’ll never have any more relevance in the story aside from the fact that he’s hosting the party 😭😭

every kyman fic in a nutshell : Stan: oblivious, confused simp for wendy Kenny : high all the time getting all the chicks and butters (biggest kyman shipper) Tolkien : somehow always throws the partys (his parents doesnt exist) Kyle : i hate you fatass (i love you eric) Cartman : i hate you more jew (i love you more kahl)

the only thing that couldve made this better would be the kyle calling him “eric” moment 🥲

“I’m emotionally available now.” “Well I’m not!” Honestly though, same.

Cartman is either fatter or buff as hell in these types of fics i swear

I’ve been reading Kyman fics for years, like binge for a couple of months, drop it and come back. You know, the eternal cycle. So based on experience I have it on good authority to say that this is literally EVERY high school Kyman fic ever, I got whiplash and a cracked spine from laughing at how accurate it is 😭 why read another fic when I have this as a summary fr

Lamhshsn I love how Kenny is just randomly high 💀💀

This is why I love the Kyman community, we can literally joke around about our own ship

I love the kewl corner

0:15 IS THAT WENDY????? IM CACKLING

kyman sipper since 2009 this is SPOT ON 😂😂😂

This is painfully accurate. Edgy🚬, RIPPED💪💪 Highschool Cartman will be the death of me

IM STONED ASF AND THIS CAME ONTO MY PAGE IM SCREAMING YELLING THROWING UP YOURE HILARIOUS

i’m emotionally available now 💀💀💀

“Kal come back😭" THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH OMG-😂😂

Ate with that Cartman impersonation

i have only watched one episode of South Park so far and I don't think i've read any fanfic for it, but this is literally so funny. it made me laugh so much

Lol like 8 of every 9 fics are exactly like this

YES ITS CANON. IM LITERALLY KYLE BROFLOVSKI.

Kewl like me, high school Cartman

“Whatever u think is smexier” I’m crying 😭

I’ve read some where young adult Cartman has improved a lot as a person after maturing, and/or has lost weight and become super buff. And Kyle is the awkward nerdy introvert who they have to drag to parties. The party at Tolkien’s is very accurate though but makes sense since his family is rich and he would probably hold some awesome parties in his big fancy house.

HELP NOT ONLY AM I LAUGHING BUT THE KENNY PART KILLED ME

This iconic piece of media is going down on kyman history idc

actually I learned the dialogues and LAUGHING MY ASS OFF again like when I saw it for the first time???

“Kahl, kaHL!!” Helpp😭

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SO REAL

literally spot on Like down to the molecule man also something about this video really carries the essence of fandom culture at the timeframe when a lot of these fics were written i feel so at peace

Incredible how this manages to be BETTER than most of those fanfics

I’ve never read a Kyman fic before, but I’m intrigued now.

I need to watch it at least a couple of times each day

THIS LIKE BLOODLUST....(iykyk)

HELPPPPP THIS IS AMAZING I CANT GRAHHHH THE END WAS TOO FUNNY HELP I DONT LIKE KYMAN BUT LISTEN BRO THIS WAS TOP S TIERRRR😭😭😭

As a Kyman shipper, this is the funniest shit ever

Not even 15 seconds in and i already CACKLED

I know this was ages ago but I’m dying of laughter and now I’m in my corner just slowly dying because of this, it’s so beautiful😣😣🤭

not kenny in his kate moss era

Kyman shipper approves💀

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life. i was on my knees crying from laughing at it-- i've watched it once a day for the past week. your sense of humor is immaculate, i'd love to see a sequel to this at some point.

This is so damn accurate XD (I'm literally a writer of kyman)

Why is this accurate ?

Couldn’t be more realistic

this is so accurate, i'm crying

I just LOVE how at first I was like: why in the next scene he’s wearing a red beret? Is that an another character or some Kyle head canon idk?? And then like: oh…OH! THAT’S SO HILARIOUS AND REAL OMGGGG But no, Kenny must be pan, it’s an axiom in those fics

i havent read any kyman fics in years and even then it was just like this 😭 crazy

The cut off- i was NOT prepared

I'm shitting myself

CARTMAN W THE CIGARETTE IS SO ACCURATE LMAOAOAOAO

DUDE WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE

IM SCREAMING LMAO THIS IS SO GOOD 😭😭😭 I was laugh-cringing the whole way through

HELP THIS IS TOO ACCURATE IM GONAFART

This shit is hilarious

BESTIE I love this so much you have to know 😭

That’s it if I ever make a South Park fic ? I’m making the party at cartman’s house makes sense his mom while better now is still a push over and would allow a rager at her house

THAT SHIT IS SJJDKAJDJAJAJAJJAJAJA ME REÍ COMO NUNCA JDJGK

THIS IS SO ACCURATE HELP 😭😭

BRO THIS IS BEYOND ACCURATE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I fucking adore this video ohmygoddddd 😂 the infamous ‘sup jew’ and ‘whatever you think is sexier is what probably happened’ sent me into the stratosphere

omg this made me laugh so hard

Istg I’m laughing my auss off over this 😭

I'm dying.

HELP THIS IS WAY TOO ACCURATE

SO ACCURATE HELP

I CHOKED ON MY LAUGHTER WITH KENNY GETTING HIGH

This is actually fucking hilarious 💀😭

Kenny always knows everything I swear 😭

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST CRAP EVER

AND I EAT IT UP EVERYTIME

And I eat it up every time

You are making me want to read one, even though I don't like fanfics

please make more this fuckin sent me n my friends

LMAOAOAOAOOAOA SO ACCURATE

So when is the movie coming out👀

This just got recommended to me and even tho I don’t ship Kyman this has to be the funniest shit I’ve ever seen of their ship ever 😭😭🙏🏻

LMAOAOAOSOAPAO PLEASE DO CRAIG X TWEEK IF ITS POSSIBLE WAIT WTF WAS STAN DOING HELPPPEPEPE

THIS MADE ME HOLLERRRR

YEEES!!! ЭТО БУКВАЛЬНО КАЖДЫЙ ФАНФИК НА ФИКБУКЕ ТВОЮ МАТЬ!111

Kahl

this is perfect

He leído una cantidad INMENSA de fanfics Kyman, Y TODO ES VERDAD, JAJA. La fiesta en la casa de Tolkien no solo es en los fics Kyman, si no en cualquier fanfic de South Park 😂

istg its always at a party and theres always stan and wendy😂😂😂😂

So accurate 😂😂😂

real

орнула

REAL ES QUE ES REAL

OML THERE WAS ONE I READ AND CARTMAN CALLED ICE(I think that’s how to spell it-) ON KYLE’S FAMILY SP HE COULD GET CLOSER AND SEDUCE KYLE AND AT THE END, HE TOLD KYLE HE CALLED ICE ON HIS FAMILY AND KYLE DID NOT CARE AT ALL,,, HE WENT, “I love you, Cartman,” ,,,,Bro, he called ICE on your family-

These fics really did kenny like that 😔

STAN AND WENDYY 😭😭😭

WHAT

jesus thats so true

Ask a kyman shipper I approve

this is so fucking funny

HELPPPP

true

FR

Okay but i love Stendy and theres absolutely no Stendy fics except in other ship fics

inaccurate, Kenny is definitely pan. (omg, I loved this sm 😂)