Every Scout Cosmetic Reviewed in 10 Words or Less 

Just a heads up; I'm never going to make this video for the other classes. It's not worth it by a long shot. You see, this took like a month to make. It's the most tedious and horrible thing to do. First I had to come up with what to say for 156 hats. This requires days of sitting down at a word document, browsing the wiki and reading the trivia and other things on the pages. I have a new-found respect for writers who make flavour text for legendary items in MMOs. That stuff is hard to write. It's harder than it seems to condense what you want to say into 10 words. By the way contractions are considered 2 words in my mind. Second I had to record audio of me reading the intro, outtro and all the 156 reviews. That's like 2k words or so, just estimating. This took me 2 days. The more time-consuming part is editing all my readings/takes down. The raw outcome of be recording all the lines is like 2 hours long. I spent 5 days or so trimming down all the takes and ending up with something about 12 minutes long. Third I had to download all the images from the TF2 wiki. It doesn't sound like a lot of work until you realize it means you have to go to 156 different pages then navigate on each one to download 312 images (2 per page). Next I had to edit every single one to make the transparent space around them 1920 by 1080. This is required to make things pixel-perfect. You better enjoy that all the inventory images are perfect 1-to-1 pixel perfect with 1080p video. Anyways I scaled the images on the right to fit so that was a wast of time to do for them, oh well. Fourth I imported everything into Davinci Resolve. The video editing program I use. One by one I edited the audio to have exactly the same gaps between them and have the beeping sound play at the exact same place before the line starts. Next I overlayed the text. I made one top-text and one bottom-text and copy+pasted them 156 times, editing them to fit perfectly. Next I had to copy and past every single item name and 10-word-description from the word document. That also took ages. Next I had to place all the images perfectly. That took ages. I should probably assume you understand everything took ages and stop mentioning it now. Firth. Once all the layers of text and images were perfect I had to get all the background footage. Going to the wiki and picking maps with moving background elements, like trains, snow and smoke-stakes is a FUN process. I needed 13 clips because there are 156 items and that divides by 12 well. Notice how after every 12 clips the background changes? Anyways I went to the maps in-game, used loads of commands to disable the hud, up the graphics to ultra-max and decrease the fov, I flew around each map looking for a nice spot and sat in front of my computer recording the idle locations over and over for 70 seconds while watching some Vincesuse video on my tablet. Once all footage was gotten I deleted the worst once and use the best ones in the video. Sixth I got the intro and outtro footage. For the intro I went to cp_gorge and place the scout at that location, using commands I moved the camera to third person and with trial and error found an angle I liked. I also use the getang and setang commands to move to the exact same spot. I recorded footage of the scout with 1 cosmetic on, then switched to another, teleported back to the exact spot and recorded the scout again and again. I imported all the footage and went frame-by-frame to make it seem like the scout was spontaneously changing cosmetic. Each clip is the exact same length expert for the one before the list starting. For the outtro I spent a long time on the wiki and searching my memory for places on official maps where the ground is perfectly flat so the scout can run while I record it. I came up with those maps. The same sort of process is at play with editing to make the animation of running blend between clips. This time I used a fade between clips. I used commands to become third-person and have the camera perfectly side-on. It turns out places with nice lighting and perfectly flat ground in TF2 is super rare. Anyways, I recorded a bunch of run cycles with different cosmetics equipped. I didn't want to reuse cosmetics from the intro so by this point I was running out of cosmetics. I don't own THAT many scout-only cosmetics. To get the slow-mo effect I use the host-timesale command. 10% was the speed. Unfortunately the animations glitch out a bit doing the run cycle at slow speed so I had to redo loads of takes until I was lucky enough to get ones without the glitch appearing in the footage. I edited the footage together and the video was complete. To summarize: It was way too time-consuming to make this. It's not worth the month of work I put intro it. Even if this video does incredibly well I'm not going to make another. Sorry.

s4: Doesn’t talk about scunts or lime with the Fast Learner me: *impossible*

Scout *is* god's gift to the tf2 universe

I've been playing this game for 7 years and i never knew the "Frenchman's formal" could be used on scout!

>References hotline miami >Not on the chicken mask Why must you hurt me like this

0:00 video starts

Fun fact about the bonk boy: it was based on an unused cosmetic that looked even more like flash

Teufort Tooth Kickers are all class along with some other items.

Great concept with impressive editing, excellent video! While this just begs to be a series, I can completely understand why you wouldn't wanna make one...

This seems like sound's hat stereotypes but they're not always negative

9:20 " a cosmetic that finally puts scout's emblem on him " cries in track terrorizer

4:02 man hes the only person who can safely consume pure radiation energy drinks to become more powerful,he probably drinks australium and batteries for fun.

I heard that outro and hundreds of memories came back, I went to check your playlists and there it was, that one playlist with all game modes explained

5:17 - *looks somebody was learning about fnaf timeline at Gaming School...*

i still use the essential accessories and tossle cap, reminds me of back in the day. will always be top tier cosmetics for me, great video btw.

*10:36* there are no words existing in your human language to express how angry you've made me because of this

4:58 IF SPY IS SCOUT’S DAD DOES THAT MAKE SCOUT FRENCH? 8:19 *wheeze*

7:56 I prefer to wear it with the Proof Of Purchase... Looks pretty cool...

thanks for doing this video. I can now use it as a catalogue to find more cosmetics to get :D

Watch the price of some of this cosmetics rise after this video.

I use the blizzard britches, wrap-up wraps and the Antarctic eyewear/the snowboard backpack, honestly makes me wish for a 4th cosmetic slot

2:28 Ah yes, my favorite cosmetic.

I have a scout load out with the blizzard britches and wipe out wraps, I do in fact look very cozy

I never knew that he had so many cosmetics

when the bombing run is your favorite hat Sad unusual noises

_"Street Fighter or X-COM cosmetic? Can you guess which?"_ *YOU FOOOOL! GERMAN COSMETIC ITEMS ARE THE BEST IN THE WOOOOOORLD*

Imagine if you had the alien cranium and catcher’s companion cosmetic at the same time

Good job with the video, don't push yourself to make more of other people request for so

"to associate it with vacation wear" i associate it with that old guy from two and half men that had his actor die of some kind of overdose or cancer

The "ding" sound is very loud Still good video

Alot of these sound great as descriptions in game

9:19 the airborne attire is great for scout one of my favorite misc or hats idj what it's called

Might just be me but this might takeover the stereotypes series from soundsmith

This is good cause I can re-play this video and figure out what combo I could get for scout

Just realized Tf2 can't be called outdated anymore cuz it recently just got an update

9:00 *Cries in Jester* Hah hah, I only jest, exquisite content!

I was able to use the claws of the infected with the cursed soul and fuel Injector

Ngl I clicked so I could see what he thought of the cosmetics I owned lmao

1:56 Actually true, they were made into medical products and paints but in this case, the medical products

I totally understand why you will not make another. (Poor time management) But I feel cheated out of a well edited version of this format. Nobody does it like you, and I would adore a Heavy version.

The Aloha Apparel makes me think of Quagmire

The scout does not have 2 goat feet cosmetics, the first one is deer hooves

5:55 I Can Hear The March Of The Demopans

Brooklyn booties and fast learner hands down best Scout cosmetics.

5:14 IAMTHESCOUTHERE - Double Jump, 5:57 Akihiko Sanada, And 9:42 nostalgia has contitioned me to associate this with YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH! I'M OUT OF TIME! BUT I'M OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUUUND!

I didn't expect a neighbourhood reference in a tf2 video

2:11 saving for later 4:21 4:23 7:23

"Does the scout suck on batteries?"

4:29 Thats what I use it for, Biker Hlm. 8:08 Along with this. painted blue-ish 3:15 and These. also blue-ish. (I forgot the name of the paint)

What if valve gave booty shorts for scout like how heavy and sniper has

What a Poggers video, Dom! :)

I think Valve may have removed most of these since I can't find many of these on the store...

made me realize how many good ones there are and that they aren't that expensive... hmmm

Its Comfirmed now Scout is The Arkham Knight and Batman and flash Time Stamps: batman: 8:20 Arkham Knight: 8:32 The Flash: 9:26

when you said a real pupper a little part of my soul died.

It made me unreasonably happy that every cosmetic I use for a good review

The lore for Track terrorizor makes me think it should have been Nonce-con 1941

Hey, can you do heavy next?

teufort knight is definitely a batman arkham knight reference

I actually like the Hermes know. Never even knew it was a thing till know.

9:04 Hey, did you get the turkey bask- OH MY GOD

50% are edgy and you made them friendly 30% I didn't know existed 20% I didn't that can be used in scout

3:00 Mechawreck would wear that if he was a Scout Main. You know why. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You just gave me an idea for a Hotline Biker cosplay, thanks!

3:01 the depstriscion of this cosmetic

gotta love the demopan reference to the scout shako

The boom box makes sense because it could be from Australia, the most technologically advanced country on earth due to australium.

I might be the only scout that actually wears the void monk hair

Lime scunts not being mentioned was quite a surprise.

Suddenly, a Zombies Ate My Neighbors reference. (1:44)

You knew how to fit biker refrence to the vest jacket But you DIDN'T do it with nugget noggin I still forgive you for cluckin bell refrence

Perfect series for me, perfect channel for me, and perfect video for me

10:41 this cosmetic reminds me of hey medic i like kpop

My scout cosmetic set is: Tough stuff muffs (mann co orange paint), Wipe out wraps (mann co orange paint), Long fall loafers. The reason my cosmetic set is orange themed is cuz I saw all the lime scouts and purple scouts and the occasional gold scout who made all their cosmetics one color and I wanted to do that And orange is my second favorite color

The Hermes is my favorite hat I feel attacked

Buck Turner All-Stars Named after the famous Badlands sprinter who set a land speed record for sleeping with other men's wives. Turner designed the shoes to escape angry mobs of husbands, but sadly could not outrun diabetes. Both his feet were later amputated. guess he wasn't joking about it being dark

Very nice. I hope the first unusual I get is a scout one. Subbed.

I love how all he had for the Fast Learner was "Hard to use in SFM"

Great vid but the gaps in between the words are way to long “Sweater weather in. The. Neighborhood

Cadet Visor is my fav scout cosmetic You have an enemy this day

Running the claws and infect with a cursed actually works

So um.. wheres the brotherhood of arms hat? Or whatever it's called (the all class hat that adds a hood and strings to your selected class)

1:45 Oh fuck yeah, based

0:28 I like the Bonk Helm. I Wish I had one of those Helmets that would allow you to drink From a Tube

And the Courtier's Collar?

“Great for when zombies are trying to eat your neighbors” I’m so glad people actually know zombies ate my neighbors lol

3:59 not only is he sucking the acid out of the batteries but he is sucking the acid through an open wire

What is description for *Buck Turner All-Stars"?

I have used the flipped trilby for 8 years

Halloween restrictions should go...

scouts outfits are so good

3:37 jschlatt is that you?

You are talking about a problem with a Aussie god metal that lets you do so many things that's shouldn't be possible and a boombox is the problem I mean yeah I guess I see your concern.

2:55 lol neither its fry man from steven universe

¿Solider?

2:10 TF2 takes place in 1968.. 8:59 TF2 once agaim.again.. takes place in 1968.

The Nostromo napalmer does more damage to scouts with the full alien set

What about the Snowwing? the Snowboard cosmetic?

5:15 was that a purple guy reference

Not sure if the hangar on hood and Monarch's flight are just there or references to The Venture Bros