Les: I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time! Kyle/Stan: Friendly faces everywhere, humble abodes without temptation! Les: Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind! Cartman: Ample Parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor! Les: I'm headin' on down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind! Kenny: Our small town is bigger dammit, right down to the little granite! Les: So come on down to South Park and meet some friends o' mine!