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@ComedyBites
@ComedyBites 3 года назад
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@SumitSharma-qd6pl
@SumitSharma-qd6pl 4 года назад
"You've aged" Simple yet brutal.
@Tostorito
@Tostorito 4 года назад
Devastating. A precision shot
@ericfloortje
@ericfloortje 4 года назад
That one really got me
@avengerwidow9
@avengerwidow9 4 года назад
I love how he says it so casually 😂
@xander1052
@xander1052 4 года назад
A sledgehammer of an insult
@hypnoticskull6342
@hypnoticskull6342 4 года назад
So much sexual tension
@Native-Kitty
@Native-Kitty 4 года назад
“Now I know why you call this a suicide squad because I already wanna kill myself!” LOL!!! Captain Holt is at his best when he’s insulting Wuntch.
@shai.loves.tacos.
@shai.loves.tacos. 4 года назад
Native-Kitty Gina taught him so well 😂
@Queenpurple99
@Queenpurple99 3 года назад
Ikr...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@harmlessnunchuck2067
@harmlessnunchuck2067 3 года назад
That's suicide squad included the wunch , cj and vulture. It was obviously suicide squad
@CLA82529
@CLA82529 3 года назад
Yeah, killing off Wuntch is a mistake imo. I'm gonna miss her.
@raulbetancourt5795
@raulbetancourt5795 3 года назад
His rivalry with wuntch was one of the key stone of the show
@rohaansunil6960
@rohaansunil6960 4 года назад
"Never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you"😂
@raymondjones7423
@raymondjones7423 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂 I died lol
@raymondjones7423
@raymondjones7423 4 года назад
5:15
@vartika4584
@vartika4584 4 года назад
That's my favorite
@quintontyler7390
@quintontyler7390 3 года назад
Classic line.
@quintontyler7390
@quintontyler7390 3 года назад
@@raymondjones7423 it's a classic.
@DreIsGoneFission
@DreIsGoneFission 3 года назад
“Wunch isn’t some invincible succubus, she’s a regular succubus”
@jexelbur6872
@jexelbur6872 3 года назад
Now I wanna know what an invincible succubus is 🤣
@miwa2135
@miwa2135 2 года назад
@@jexelbur6872 Its a female demon
@tonyassey5254
@tonyassey5254 2 года назад
Yeah but still succubus
@youngmissalex9308
@youngmissalex9308 Год назад
A succubus but better than a regular succubus
@christanzola8633
@christanzola8633 Год назад
So she can be defeated
@eurafrican85
@eurafrican85 2 года назад
Holt: "is that a talking raisin?" Wuntch: "enough foreplay"
@sedakid3
@sedakid3 2 года назад
This is my favorite one!!! 😭😂
@tronto9433
@tronto9433 Год назад
i thoght she said word-play
@mellothaman5113
@mellothaman5113 Год назад
😂😂
@PugLover20
@PugLover20 7 месяцев назад
This was savage! LMAO!
@hectorthecollector4282
@hectorthecollector4282 4 года назад
Wuntch: Hello, Raymond! Surprised to see me? Holt: Well, I didn’t say bloody mary three times. So yes.
@tararocksong5085
@tararocksong5085 4 года назад
Wuntch: I’m sure you consider my untimely death a victory, but I’d never let you win! I told everyone that in my final days, we reconciled, and you insisted on hosting and organizing my NYPD memorial service. I know you won’t be able to resist badmouthing me at the service. All the top brass will be there. And when you speak ill of me, it will end your career. It’s over, I won! Bye Raymond. Holt: Oh no, I’m doomed!
@mcgraidymacatangay1701
@mcgraidymacatangay1701 4 года назад
Tara Rocksong THE BEST
@NoLongerNull
@NoLongerNull 4 года назад
@@tararocksong5085 I love it lmfao
@daneorigene6913
@daneorigene6913 4 года назад
My favourite one
@quintontyler7390
@quintontyler7390 3 года назад
@Benjamin Hager lmao I'm crying.
@Vivalavidagrl
@Vivalavidagrl 4 года назад
“Youuuu embarrassed yourSSSSSELF in front of Derek Jeter.”
@andresneira637
@andresneira637 4 года назад
Who the hell is Derek Jeter?
@victoreestermans4199
@victoreestermans4199 4 года назад
@@andresneira637 best baseball player ever
@yboy898
@yboy898 4 года назад
The aggression in his tone though 😂
@Spuddud
@Spuddud 4 года назад
@@andresneira637 He's a biracial angel
@andresneira637
@andresneira637 4 года назад
@@yboy898 That was the best
@EtherealRoninERProductions
@EtherealRoninERProductions 3 года назад
1:50 “Sticks and stones Raymond” “Describing your breakfast?” Holt’s a savage
@jonathan_420
@jonathan_420 2 года назад
😂😂
@vecna-ussy1882
@vecna-ussy1882 2 года назад
IkR
@thereelpineapple
@thereelpineapple 2 года назад
I was mid bong hit, and laughed/coughed for 3 minutes straight. It's one of my favorite burns in a sitcom ever.
@wallacerose8663
@wallacerose8663 Год назад
One of my favourite bits in the entire series
@DarbyDumont
@DarbyDumont Год назад
They line got me too! Made me stop and send this to my bf
@kylereyes2337
@kylereyes2337 2 года назад
“Wunch time is over! Boom, did it!” This is the moment when Holt became Jake.
@Saif-zf9vb
@Saif-zf9vb 2 года назад
Hah! Had it both ways, no regrets
@Caughtinthedarudesandstorm888
Not Boyle? Boyle says boom
@heinzbeans2117
@heinzbeans2117 Год назад
@@Caughtinthedarudesandstorm888 BOYLE SAYS BOOM
@saz19s8
@saz19s8 Год назад
I mean his middle name is Jacob 😂
@krennopher1269
@krennopher1269 5 месяцев назад
He had it both ways, no regrets.
@adspongy301
@adspongy301 3 года назад
I don't know why but "You've AGED" always gets me. Every... Time The other one that always gets me is "Boston, its so close to Salem"
@austinmccoy9743
@austinmccoy9743 2 года назад
You do know what they do to witches up there, don't you?
@pandawok301
@pandawok301 2 года назад
Like milk?
@aaronkenyon7112
@aaronkenyon7112 Год назад
It gets me too. It's just a simple insult yet so effective 😂
@7MatthewJames
@7MatthewJames 10 месяцев назад
@@austinmccoy9743this is amazing
@nieru1
@nieru1 4 года назад
wheres is the one where holt said "zombies dont die. if wuntch were dead, we would be hearing the sounds of children singing in the street"
@anthonyhayes1267
@anthonyhayes1267 4 года назад
"Wuntch will not soon be forgotten. Trick or Treaters will dress as her for generations."
@deekshawalimbe6019
@deekshawalimbe6019 4 года назад
Rosa - who children? Holt - ALL the children.
@urbijagoswami4137
@urbijagoswami4137 3 года назад
And when he compared her to a Korean toilet ghost 🤣 I can't see how one could miss it
@Last_March_of_the_Gents
@Last_March_of_the_Gents 3 года назад
The best is just BAGELS! BAGEL! BAGEL!
@rafaeladinis4109
@rafaeladinis4109 3 года назад
😂
@kankereganbada1184
@kankereganbada1184 4 года назад
"Boston, but it's so close to salem you do know what they do to witches up there dont you" good lord
@TheMan750
@TheMan750 4 года назад
baba yaga thats my favorite
@ocean6828
@ocean6828 4 года назад
I like the “no, I was calling you a goat... you goat”
@ahdvd
@ahdvd 4 года назад
I'm torn between that one and “I didn't think I'd ever see you up this high without a broom under you”. So tight between those two lines!
@Mukation
@Mukation 4 года назад
@@ahdvd I still think the "but if you're here, who's guarding Hades!?" is the best.
@liladjgal1204
@liladjgal1204 4 года назад
I agree wholeheartedly
@curry7101
@curry7101 4 года назад
‘I wondered why all the birds stop singing’ LOL I can’t get over this
@danieldelanoche2015
@danieldelanoche2015 3 года назад
Used this specific one on a coworker. Her expression was the surprises Pikachu face.
@sidneylora1
@sidneylora1 3 года назад
The savagery
@Is_mail22
@Is_mail22 3 года назад
2:44
@mikhailsporyshev9772
@mikhailsporyshev9772 3 года назад
especially considering that the only bird in NY is a pigeon and it does not sing
@victorvieira7355
@victorvieira7355 2 года назад
I use this to talk about my boss at work lol
@WesleySunshine
@WesleySunshine 3 года назад
“I see you’ve got an audience for this little stunt.” “Yes, well, who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile?” Awesome 😂
@theperks6772
@theperks6772 2 года назад
I died....ahgagagag
@jayboogie7956
@jayboogie7956 2 года назад
Priceless 🤣
@aditriiii
@aditriiii Год назад
i had tonsils when i was watching that scene and laughed out so loudly. trust me, it did not end well
@DensilGrant
@DensilGrant Год назад
Wrestle not fight
@Reese1882yw
@Reese1882yw 9 месяцев назад
"She was so young"😢 Holt: For a redwood tree😂😂😂
@LactoseintolerantWis
@LactoseintolerantWis 3 года назад
They never said my favorite line "Just like God said to Wuntch when she tried to sneak past the pearly gates into Heaven, 'It ain't happenin honey'".
@chithewoodfairy
@chithewoodfairy 2 года назад
ikr
@idontwantahandlethough
@idontwantahandlethough 2 года назад
Well you've got me imagining God as a (very large) sassy gay man and now I really hope he is, I feel like that's exactly the god we need right now
@Darksky1001able
@Darksky1001able 2 года назад
@@idontwantahandlethough Why?
@fakanigamin
@fakanigamin 2 года назад
@@idontwantahandlethough with all due respect, NO
@tytomic9839
@tytomic9839 2 года назад
or like what wunch says when she sees deodorant, i'm not buyin' it
@mileshamauei9905
@mileshamauei9905 4 года назад
“Madeline I didn’t see you, I thought you were an old leather chair”😂😂😂😂😂I’m dead
@mr.l8723
@mr.l8723 2 года назад
“HE’S NOT GONNA SAY THAT!”😑 “He might.”
@plabanpratim5202
@plabanpratim5202 2 года назад
That line killed me 😂
@7752
@7752 2 года назад
The fact that they got another actor to read out Holt’s insult caught me off-guard 😂😂😂
@gentaro1312
@gentaro1312 2 года назад
That scene killed me 😹
@InitialDL84
@InitialDL84 2 года назад
I'm still busting out laughing on that 🤣
@sunnybffr
@sunnybffr 4 года назад
can we all appreciate jake's burn too? "i'd give you more details but someone just came in to try and find her Dalmatian coat" I SCREAM
@tararocksong5085
@tararocksong5085 4 года назад
SHOTS FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!
@cybershoutmon9741
@cybershoutmon9741 4 года назад
I get it he called her cruella de ville
@autumn3978
@autumn3978 3 года назад
@@cybershoutmon9741 ray holt, is that you?
@cybershoutmon9741
@cybershoutmon9741 3 года назад
@@autumn3978 absurd, you confuse a red small dragon Digimon with a taller human officer. But then again such confusion has occurred before like how my friend Jaden the Gundragon was confused for Jaiden animations
@cybershoutmon9741
@cybershoutmon9741 3 года назад
Ones a male the others female and they look nothing alike
@Transit0422
@Transit0422 Год назад
Terry: “Sir she’s dead” Holt: “Oh Terry, zombies can’t die. This is some sort of scam, if she were dead we would be hearing the sound of children singing in the streets” I’ve never cried tears laughing before but this part is what did it for me
@Samuel-kh1vu
@Samuel-kh1vu Год назад
Like wuntch when she is being sold a deodorant. "I ain't buying it"
@CubNV
@CubNV Год назад
@@Samuel-kh1vu ‘that’s what he said’
@woodside4life
@woodside4life Год назад
@@Samuel-kh1vuHAHA!!!
@lifewithlee6298
@lifewithlee6298 Год назад
Goes to her funeral 😅and takes a selfie 🤳
@cReAtIvE42name
@cReAtIvE42name Год назад
Rosa: "What children? " Holt: "All the children". Rosa: "Ofcourse".
@billyisnotonfire
@billyisnotonfire 2 года назад
“But if you’re here… who’s guarding Hades?” THE ABSOLUTE BEST FOREVER
@THERSC216
@THERSC216 Год назад
Agreed
@angeloliver7613
@angeloliver7613 Год назад
Doesn't even make sense. TARTARUS is the 'hell'-part of Hades. Hades is just regular afterlife. Or did he mean that large dog?
@JSilv3r
@JSilv3r Год назад
@@angeloliver7613 yew, assumed he means cerberus
@sureindubitably3771
@sureindubitably3771 Год назад
@@angeloliver7613 It's Cerberus, the three-headed demon dog
@tararocksong5085
@tararocksong5085 Год назад
Holt called Wuntch a three headed guard dog.
@lieutenantnitewolf3337
@lieutenantnitewolf3337 4 года назад
Amy: When did she record this Rosa: Judging by the flames around her its probably a livestream Raymond: good one LOL
@rejoyce318
@rejoyce318 4 года назад
My favorite, er, burn from that episode.
@Watcher7081
@Watcher7081 4 года назад
I DIDN'T SEE THIS ONE. BLOODY MARY🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rjallotey-pappoe6521
@rjallotey-pappoe6521 4 года назад
That was the best episode ever! It was so funny. Even though she's Dead 😂😭. I'm going to Hell. 😭 I'll say hi to wuntch for you. 😉
@vincentfarmer9907
@vincentfarmer9907 4 года назад
Adam: I get half of her estate just for attempting this. Rosa: Who wants half of a child's nightmare?
@scribblesshewrote
@scribblesshewrote 4 года назад
Rosa and Holt were VIBING in that episode, I loved it.
@Keston1302
@Keston1302 4 года назад
Wuntch: “Sticks and Stones Raymond” Holt: “Describing your breakfast?” Lol 😂
@Raziel3000
@Raziel3000 4 года назад
Damn fire
@Gpulse21
@Gpulse21 4 года назад
Yo that line killed me 🤣
@TheDGAF06
@TheDGAF06 4 года назад
This one and "look Gina, is that a talking raisin?"
@gabrieleg5010
@gabrieleg5010 4 года назад
I love that line
@luistowersss
@luistowersss 4 года назад
That is my favorite
@aog3999
@aog3999 4 года назад
the ending got me good "a woman and a gay black detective" 'no... a human and a wrapped jack o lantern"
@juliantapia1407
@juliantapia1407 4 года назад
' *Rotted* Jack o lantern'
@Crimson365
@Crimson365 4 года назад
Wtf is a wrapped jack-o-lantern
@crickety6092
@crickety6092 4 года назад
anoramaX it obviously went as a mummy for Halloween
@aog3999
@aog3999 4 года назад
this guy @@crickety6092​ knows
@aog3999
@aog3999 4 года назад
@@juliantapia1407 ah i heard wrapped but rotted makes more sense, lets meet in the middle and say shes a rotted jack o lantern wrapped like a mummy
@vincentvile8302
@vincentvile8302 Год назад
"My lady left me." "My lady stayed." Subtle yet venomous and I love it!
@winsuma8253
@winsuma8253 Год назад
My personal favorite will always be “As Wuntch says when she sees deodorant, ‘I’m not buying it’”.
@NathanCAY1010
@NathanCAY1010 2 месяца назад
Yooooo i laughed for bout 20mins alot at this line😂😂😂
@akshayramdaw9003
@akshayramdaw9003 3 года назад
"Calling me the devil Raymond, how original" Holt: "I'm calling you a goat, you goat" 🤣 My favorite one
@CustomizedUsername
@CustomizedUsername 3 года назад
Terry and Gina’s reaction made it perfect 😂
@sana_sha
@sana_sha 2 года назад
which episode?
@Akumpo274
@Akumpo274 2 года назад
@@sana_sha S2 E23: Johnny and Dora
@sana_sha
@sana_sha 2 года назад
@@Akumpo274 thank youuu
@poulladulay1255
@poulladulay1255 2 года назад
Hahhaha i laughed so hard at this one. Wunch has been called a goat, a crocodile a crab, an old leather chair and a lot more 🤣🤣🤣
@Nicolas-lo8db
@Nicolas-lo8db 4 года назад
"Who would not want to see a man fight a crocodile" Even Holt enjoy the simple thing in life
@kyleboffa793
@kyleboffa793 3 года назад
:-| lol
@aogabby
@aogabby 4 года назад
"Deputy Chief Wuntch, you've aged." is my favourite. So simple yet so funny.
@TheFallofTheEleventh
@TheFallofTheEleventh 4 года назад
Gabby Doux mine is ‘actually I was calling you a goat.......you goat’
@mizzapril2009
@mizzapril2009 4 года назад
You grackle is also a good one
@jaquanwaller8937
@jaquanwaller8937 4 года назад
@@mizzapril2009 the way that he said it is so funny🤣🤣🤣
@cobrasys
@cobrasys 2 года назад
"Don't count your _gross fish babies_ before they've hatched, Madeline" takes the cake for me. 🤣🤣
@iagreewithyou3478
@iagreewithyou3478 2 года назад
"Hello, Wunch. You've aged." That's it for me. Simple, short, and sincere. 😆
@Noelhall88
@Noelhall88 Год назад
Omg the fish babies destroyed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sb0182
@sb0182 Год назад
Is that calling her a whale? (English is not my 1st language)
@cobrasys
@cobrasys Год назад
@@sb0182 Not specifically, just some fish creature of some kind. :)
@kelsibloomer935
@kelsibloomer935 Год назад
“whatever you do, don’t look directly into her eyes” “why, cause you’ll turn to stone?” “no, because her eyes are ugly” 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@magnussankaran1097
@magnussankaran1097 4 года назад
8:24 'Commisioner Kelly!' 'Oh, Madeleine, I didn't see you there, I thought you were an *old leather chair* ' ' *HE'S NOT GONNA SAY THAT!* ' 'he might!'
@howdahellrya
@howdahellrya 4 года назад
I had to pull over from driving cuz I laughed SO HARD
@Demaad
@Demaad 4 года назад
“You’re worse than The Vulture”
@edwardchiang6106
@edwardchiang6106 4 года назад
I burst out laughing at 3AM
@DiBaozi
@DiBaozi 4 года назад
I bursted out laughing
@AhavaMath
@AhavaMath 3 года назад
That part gets me every time. hahaha
@DaRealHerajika
@DaRealHerajika 4 года назад
"The only way I'm gonna die is if you touch me with one of your bony fingers and drag me across the River Styx, you reaper." -BEST UNDERRATED LINE OF SEASON 6... 😂😂😂
@blaxpoitation8528
@blaxpoitation8528 4 года назад
His delivery is what kills it. Holt slays it lol
@sallyadams7666
@sallyadams7666 4 года назад
my favorite zinger out of all of them for sure lmao
@TypicalToyReviews
@TypicalToyReviews 4 года назад
I was WAITING for that one to show up lol, definitely one of the best!
@pdannysan13
@pdannysan13 4 года назад
At 8:00 when she touches his hand he actually flinches :) priceless commitment to the role.
@Balouthegreat
@Balouthegreat 4 года назад
I have never seen this show, but captain holt makes me want to, this one was hands done the best one
@keatonhicks31
@keatonhicks31 4 года назад
"She's the devila nd you don't dance with the Devil because get burned. Also in Madeleine's case she has no rythm... and her hands are like little rat claws"😂😂😂💀
@Ok-sd6lk
@Ok-sd6lk 4 года назад
😅👌
@mr.perfectcell288
@mr.perfectcell288 4 года назад
So actually Madeleine just went home when she “died”
@Ramadanm
@Ramadanm 4 года назад
Mr.PerfectCell 😢😢
@Bran-don321
@Bran-don321 4 года назад
The best one
@kmw4040
@kmw4040 4 года назад
As funny as that line is your spelling is atrocious lmao
@Alexstarfire
@Alexstarfire 2 года назад
"The only way I'll die is if you touch me with your bony finger and drag me across the river Styx." By far the best burn. So creative.
@zingisagoni9515
@zingisagoni9515 Год назад
That’s my favorite one ☝️ 😂😂😂
@laloeljoker7881
@laloeljoker7881 10 месяцев назад
"...you Reaper" 😂😂
@MyKrabi
@MyKrabi 9 месяцев назад
Only Holt would insult someone with a Greek classics burn lol
@ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814
@ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814 3 года назад
"That moustache was era.....appropriate" is a sentence we all need to use more in conversation. Grakel is also a superb insult.
@christyverplank3552
@christyverplank3552 2 года назад
He doesn’t get enough credit for his comical timing with his delivery.
@kismethappel7811
@kismethappel7811 11 месяцев назад
Another good counter to it would've been "You mean the mustache you wanted to ride?" Granted, I doubt that one could get past the censors.
@basilgysel8409
@basilgysel8409 4 года назад
“like madeleine would say when she sees deodorant: I’m not buying it.” 😂
@Jimothyjohns
@Jimothyjohns 4 года назад
Basil Gysel or when God caught her sneaking into heaven “It ain’t happening honey”
@allaremean
@allaremean 3 года назад
I died during this scene 😂😂
@the07pattyvonne
@the07pattyvonne 3 года назад
I think Rosa actually laughed at this so did I 😂
@CLA82529
@CLA82529 3 года назад
@@the07pattyvonne Rosa's hysterical laugh though 😂
@atheismgaming17
@atheismgaming17 3 года назад
Like the reason why Madeleine aucks the blood from all the goats: for kicks.
@hansalib2710
@hansalib2710 4 года назад
"No regrets." I love it when Holt's sass just peeps through while saying that haha.
@daemonbelphegor9849
@daemonbelphegor9849 4 года назад
Yass queen
@internetperson573
@internetperson573 4 года назад
Almost as sassy as when he pulled the gay card XD
@annakareninacamara6580
@annakareninacamara6580 2 года назад
I love how 'Wunch time is over' is by far the least funny roast here, but Holt managed to make this scene somehow one of (or the) funniest!
@georgeprchal3924
@georgeprchal3924 4 года назад
She's not an invincible succubus. She's a regular succubus and therefore can be defeated.
@Blazedasonic
@Blazedasonic 3 года назад
I read it as I heard it lol
@xx3astmanxx928
@xx3astmanxx928 3 года назад
Holt is literally one of the funniest characters in the history of television
@marti5356
@marti5356 3 года назад
8:47 "theyre not allowed to do that its against the rules Its also against the rules to let a pile of worms wear a uniform and yet here you stand" my favourite burn
@patrickulas
@patrickulas 4 года назад
Didn't understand the "who's guarding Hades" burn until I looked it up...... His first insult to Wuntch is him calling her a three headed dog. Petty Holt is the best Holt.
@leprechaunluck24
@leprechaunluck24 4 года назад
Patrick C Greek mythology is awesome
@talha389
@talha389 4 года назад
Hes calling her cerberus lol
@MezephelesArt
@MezephelesArt 4 года назад
He's calling her a dog. A female dog. A...
@marquis911
@marquis911 4 года назад
@@leprechaunluck24 Greek Mythology is mostly Zeus on an episode of Maury.
@owenmaleski2203
@owenmaleski2203 4 года назад
I thought this was just holt calling her the devil again. As a Greek myth nerd, this is much better
@Demaad
@Demaad 4 года назад
Wuntch went back to her job at the River Styx
@avibhattacharya4792
@avibhattacharya4792 4 года назад
Darkkkkkk😂💀
@vintage1950
@vintage1950 4 года назад
😂
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849
@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 года назад
LOL!!!!!
@Iruka1991
@Iruka1991 4 года назад
she dead?
@avibhattacharya4792
@avibhattacharya4792 4 года назад
Marcos Bustos yah bro
@CedricBassman
@CedricBassman 4 года назад
"Raymond, you sound so naive." "And you sound just like Viktor Emanuel III." That insult is like expecting a knife fight with words and suddenly someone drops a Nuke in your face."
@RA-bc5cs
@RA-bc5cs 4 года назад
I can't believe/hate that despite being born and raised in Ethiopia I still had to Google Victor Emmanuel the 3rd to have a good chuckle
@navaryn2938
@navaryn2938 4 года назад
The whole league of nations roast was just sooo good
@themusicmaster1077
@themusicmaster1077 3 года назад
I still don’t get it
@FortuitusVideo
@FortuitusVideo 3 года назад
@@themusicmaster1077 I know what they're talking about and I still don't get it.
@Nuek3163
@Nuek3163 3 года назад
@@FortuitusVideo Imo the language and wording as well as historical background infers That holt just tells wuntch straight up that she's doing a bad job before telling her that her justifications for doing so was fear of losing power.
@Julikachen
@Julikachen Год назад
My favourite bit is missing, when they are looking for a picture of Wuntch and Holt says "Vampires don't show up on film, maybe we should look for a medieval wood carving!" The absurdity and his deadpan delivery get me every time
@apolojetx
@apolojetx 2 года назад
The insults between these two were some of the most creative writing on the show. I loved it.
@emthatyourefuse2494
@emthatyourefuse2494 3 года назад
Possibly my favorite thing about the Holt-Wuntch burn war is how lowkey obvious it is that they were *fantastic* partners once upon a time. They just get on each other's weirdly specific frequency much too smoothly.
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 2 года назад
That makes it rather tragic
@phoebedarker
@phoebedarker 10 месяцев назад
​@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickensall hail our dear leader who's also a fan of b99
@mayadrayton6750
@mayadrayton6750 4 года назад
He looks so shocked when she wouldn’t give him tissues 💀😂
@Queenpurple99
@Queenpurple99 3 года назад
Ikr....🤣
@claudia_chen
@claudia_chen 2 года назад
He said: 👁👄👁
@mse8044
@mse8044 4 года назад
Holt’s face when Wuntch denies him the tissues is a whole mood.
@BunnyChamberX
@BunnyChamberX 3 года назад
"Trick or Treaters will dress like her for GENERATIONS!" is the best quote.
@jayboogie7956
@jayboogie7956 3 года назад
0:10 "Who's guarding Hades?" I can't stop laughing 🤣😂
@jarnoveldman9256
@jarnoveldman9256 2 года назад
He looks so proud of that line
@sparriax3379
@sparriax3379 4 года назад
“And what do you hope to get out of this Madeline? Let me guess, revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister?” _This is brilliant_
@starblaze5813
@starblaze5813 3 года назад
Jake’s cruella de ville burn is so underrated
@idkwhattonamethischannel2767
@idkwhattonamethischannel2767 4 года назад
I like the one from the recent episode, "judging from the flames behind her, it could be a live stream"
@julesking1303
@julesking1303 3 года назад
8:30 Holt clapping while saying “oh goody gum drops” is the best thing
@AgentMacklinFBI
@AgentMacklinFBI 2 года назад
How direct he is when he says "you embarrassed yourself in front of Derek Jeter" is up there as my favorite Holt burn
@trevorbuchh
@trevorbuchh 4 года назад
“Fork-tongued lizard witch” still makes me piss myself.
@EdgyEdG
@EdgyEdG 4 года назад
As much as I love Holt’s insults, Wuntch’s “You were mentioned by name in The Monster Mash” will forever be my favourite line in the series.
@jkwoodberry
@jkwoodberry 2 года назад
That was her best insult 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Amari-Vee
@Amari-Vee 4 года назад
"GINA & TERRY GOT IT, YOU GRACKLE" I love that Holt's precinct has the "I'll hate them if you do" Loyalty.
@Andrew_-nr7zt
@Andrew_-nr7zt 3 года назад
“Revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister” -Holt😂
@samalvey8168
@samalvey8168 3 года назад
I thought she was still crushed under that house in Munchkinland.
@sureindubitably3771
@sureindubitably3771 Год назад
I love that dude 🤣
@jojogpt
@jojogpt 2 года назад
"fork tongued lizard witch" 🤣 Quality writing and an equally brilliant delivery is so important.
@inahitz
@inahitz 4 года назад
"Revenge on Dorothy for killing your sister."
@juliolleshi751
@juliolleshi751 4 года назад
Finally, someone who appreciates that one in the comments 😂😂
@muhammadbilalkhan1649
@muhammadbilalkhan1649 4 года назад
I didn't get the reference. Anyone explain, please.
@Maverick3211
@Maverick3211 4 года назад
@@muhammadbilalkhan1649 you're kidding right?
@muhammadbilalkhan1649
@muhammadbilalkhan1649 4 года назад
@@Maverick3211 Truly man...
@Maverick3211
@Maverick3211 4 года назад
@@muhammadbilalkhan1649 ........wizard of OZ dude, watch it to understand
@DMG1777
@DMG1777 4 года назад
Holt: "It's probably Madeline. Cockroaches release a mucus-like secretion".... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@LayseeGee
@LayseeGee 4 года назад
I will never get over the ‘sticks and stones’ line.
@Masterchief0397
@Masterchief0397 4 года назад
And the " i never thought I'd see you this high without a broom"
@harshardak2951
@harshardak2951 4 года назад
Sticks and stones may break my bones but kelso nailed your sister
@harshardak2951
@harshardak2951 4 года назад
@@Masterchief0397 he is calling her a witch
@tha_real_kcloud4814
@tha_real_kcloud4814 2 года назад
“Sticks and Stone Raymond” “Describing your breakfast?” I love that line so much hahha
@ccdaly2561
@ccdaly2561 9 месяцев назад
Anybody else just mainlining Holt content today? RIP Andre Braugher
@iriszeldaana
@iriszeldaana 4 года назад
"You were mentioned by name in the monster mash." So good.
@xxtarzanationxx
@xxtarzanationxx 4 года назад
Jake: My lady left me Cpt. Holt: My lady stayed Hilarious 😂
@alihayder6297
@alihayder6297 3 года назад
Holt's Suprised Pikachu Face When She Pulled Back The Tissues Is Golden
@foolslayer9416
@foolslayer9416 3 года назад
6:48 Terry and Gina's victory dance for Captain Raymond gives me life.
@thestarrypoet
@thestarrypoet 4 года назад
2:39 Holt has a lot of great roast for Wuntch and all, but can we get some respect for for our boy Jake?
@sarasolomon4812
@sarasolomon4812 4 года назад
Seriously, that line was awesome.
@jakebolton983
@jakebolton983 4 года назад
A had a similar comment and people asked what it meant so just to clear up he’s sayin she’s the lass of 101 dalmations a think but am prob wrong
@tararocksong5085
@tararocksong5085 4 года назад
Jake compared Wuntch to Cruella de Vil, that was hilariously burned.
@mr.perfectcell288
@mr.perfectcell288 4 года назад
“Hello deputy chief Wuntch you’ve aged” simple yet affective
@stubbedthumb7735
@stubbedthumb7735 4 года назад
As a bird person “you grackle” is just about the best insult I’ve ever heard.
@maxgoodman4331
@maxgoodman4331 4 года назад
Stubbed Thumb they were talking about grackles earlier in the episode so when they said you grackle it lined up in the episode
@rafaelbogdan9307
@rafaelbogdan9307 3 года назад
8:02 "I don't touch other dudes' hands" a few seconds after fist-bumping with CJ
@pedrohenriquecontente332
@pedrohenriquecontente332 Год назад
"How do you like my new office? 20th floor" "I never thought I would see you this high without a broom underneath" Still my favorite one to this day
@stuartwestley8636
@stuartwestley8636 9 месяцев назад
Mine too!
@janstormborn9699
@janstormborn9699 4 года назад
I really dont like the idea of her being dead. I enjoy their fights gives flavor to the show especially gina is also gone. They better step up
@twoah927
@twoah927 4 года назад
• Jan Stormborn I’m pretty sure this is the last season so she might have just left early
@wilshiretheorange6482
@wilshiretheorange6482 4 года назад
@@twoah927 I think the show has already been renewed for another season
@sgcuzco8514
@sgcuzco8514 4 года назад
Wilshire the Orange yeah, it’s been renewed for a new one
@anthonyshin6262
@anthonyshin6262 4 года назад
• Jan Stormborn there weren’t much options for Holt to be promoted again. I guess they went for the death route.
@randomasgray
@randomasgray 4 года назад
@@anthonyshin6262 he just had to serve out the rest of his minimum time as a uniformed officer. She got him on the fact he was only one for a month when they have to serve like a year or something before they can try for a detective position.
@D-me-dream-smp
@D-me-dream-smp 4 года назад
Holt has to be one of my all time favourite TV characters ever. His dead pan delivery is always impeccable yet manages to stay classy. I’ve watched his classic burns multiple times and he nails it every time seemingly effortlessly.
@JackPicko91
@JackPicko91 4 года назад
"Oh Madeline I didn't see you there I thought you were an old leather chair." My fav.
@rygornspectre7142
@rygornspectre7142 2 года назад
What I love about all of this is that Peralta and Diaz are in my opinion, the closest to being Holt's kids.
@justjoannak
@justjoannak 2 года назад
There's a reason they are Boyle's fantasy threesome (for cops)
@RaphaelJohn
@RaphaelJohn Год назад
Holt - dad Kevin - mom Terry - eldest child trying to keep the younger siblings in line Rosa - eldest emo teen Boyle - the middle child pleaser Jake - the second youngest prankster child Amy - the youngest daddy-loving child There ya go
@FLAPSER
@FLAPSER 9 месяцев назад
@@RaphaelJohn and gina is that one friend thats always around
@MJAYZ007
@MJAYZ007 9 месяцев назад
​@@FLAPSERGina is literally just the one that's always over at the house and has just been become apart of the family
@davina1331
@davina1331 3 года назад
The writers who wrote these roasts deserve a raise !
@atreya4270
@atreya4270 4 года назад
Wuntch-time is over . Oh wait it actually is.😭
@liammckinley2976
@liammckinley2976 4 года назад
I pity the devil for when she arrives
@Demaad
@Demaad 4 года назад
And the devil gave Wuntch her old job at the River Styx
@maicom802
@maicom802 4 года назад
@@Demaad Also we can hear the children singing
@akumabazooka9169
@akumabazooka9169 4 года назад
@@maicom802 Don't forget it's "All the children" very important piece of info 🤣
@maicom802
@maicom802 4 года назад
@@akumabazooka9169 My bad, dude 🤐😂
@superluck4827
@superluck4827 4 года назад
"Yes, who wouldn't want to watch a man wrestle a crocodile" 😆
@LeBlondeJames
@LeBlondeJames 4 года назад
"I didn't say Bloody Mary three times so yes" "I thought I'd never see you this high without a broom under you" Best insults in my opinion
@vishnuj8375
@vishnuj8375 2 года назад
"Madeline is not an invincible succubus, she is a regular succubus, she can be defeated" 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@ian42069
@ian42069 Год назад
"oh madeline i didn't see you there, i thought you were an old leather chair" 😆🤣 holt is the best
@fabriziobergher3895
@fabriziobergher3895 4 года назад
This man is perfect at line deliveries
@danieldaw1778
@danieldaw1778 4 года назад
I swear to God Raymond has a force multiplier that only activates when he faces Wuntch.
@siroliveoil5176
@siroliveoil5176 4 года назад
“Oh my god wunch sounds like lunch, oh this opens up so many new avenues”
@camerongalvani6159
@camerongalvani6159 Год назад
“So much time with your ear to the pavement, it’s a pity a truck hasn’t run over your head” 😂😂😂 Ruthless!
@mattsherman4964
@mattsherman4964 Год назад
“I see you’ve brought an audience for this little stunt” “Yes well who wouldn’t want to see a man fight a crocodile” Best one😂
@Demaad
@Demaad 4 года назад
2:40-2:50 Holt was probably think of giving Jake a raise for that new roast on Wuntch
@tron-fan1824
@tron-fan1824 4 года назад
🤣🤣👍👍👏👏
@paulheenan9098
@paulheenan9098 4 года назад
I will never get over 5:16 His calm delivery without any hesitation tells you that he thought of that insult on the elevator ride up to her office.
@gregoryuk
@gregoryuk 4 года назад
Enough niceties.
@Kate28889
@Kate28889 3 года назад
...or he read it in the script
@rum_coke_17
@rum_coke_17 3 года назад
3:26 can we just appreciate the tone of voice that Rosa uses when saying “Wunch”?
@blokvader8283
@blokvader8283 2 года назад
"Deputy Chief Wuntch is here to see you."
@kennyb.7295
@kennyb.7295 2 года назад
“I thought you’d still be crushed under that house in munchkin land” 🤣
@nourzakki6267
@nourzakki6267 3 года назад
i love the one where he said “ what do you hope to get out of this Madeline? Let me guess revenge for Dorothy for killing your sister “ 7:46
@samz9264
@samz9264 4 года назад
"Gina and terry got it you grackle"
@keithhayes8001
@keithhayes8001 3 года назад
I die Everytime
@dr.s.choudhury8089
@dr.s.choudhury8089 4 года назад
"So much time with your ear to the pavement. It's a pity that a truck hasn't run over your head! " Dayyuuummm! I am gonna miss this frenemy repartee between these 2 "star crossed haters"! 😂😂😂
@tararocksong5085
@tararocksong5085 4 года назад
@Dr. S. Choudhury, could’ve said it better myself.
@danielcooper3332
@danielcooper3332 4 года назад
Amy: But she was so young Holt: For a redwood tree!
@jayboogie7956
@jayboogie7956 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@nathandavis2377
@nathandavis2377 9 месяцев назад
Holt outlived Wuntch, but the opposite happened in real life. That makes me sad. I am sad. RIP Andre Braugher
@christofferjenzen78
@christofferjenzen78 9 месяцев назад
Don't think anyone saw it as a competition to the death between Andre and Kyra,that would be nuts. It just really sucks that he's gone.
@KW-de9sc
@KW-de9sc 7 месяцев назад
Their rivalry transcended space and time into the real world.
@nathandavis2377
@nathandavis2377 7 месяцев назад
@@christofferjenzen78 I didn't, but that doesn't make it any less sad.
@blairbrown4812
@blairbrown4812 3 года назад
6:00 The precise moment you start questioning everything you've ever believed in from the moment you were born until the present day.
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