Fireworks - and he's serious. They had a huge fire a few years back up in that neck of the woods that was started by teenagers playing with fireworks. They sued them and now the families are liable for all the damages. Anyone from Portland and Seattle will fight you before they let you light a firework near a flammable anything. Especially during droughts.
So proud to be an AmeriCAN. But all the crowds, I CANnot. I'll be celebrating with a sparkler in my drive way then kissing a hot Marine. He's my husband. 🇺🇸🥰🤤
I'm the one who loves our country but doesn't feel like going anywhere. So, I watch other people's fireworks from my 3rd-floor apartment. And surprisingly, got a pretty good view. 🎆🎇😂
The Patriots who have never served in the military or done anything beneficial for their country except drink beer and put up flags in their frontyard 😂
You should add in the Karen part, as she is talking to her children and running, her saying, "ok kids, I'm calling the police now!“ and also have her threatening to expose the kids (her kids).
During the fourth this year we put like three mortors next to each other and tied the fuses of three different little mortar balls and put one ball in each mortar and lighted it and they all went off in the air at the same time
Last July 3rd a dog ran out into the street in my front yard because he was so spooked. Right into an SUV. Spent the start of my July 4th burying someone’s pitbull in my backyard
The alcoholic - those who use the 4th as an excuse to daydrink (I am one of them). Currently have 5 bottles of booze in the house ready to be drunk for the 4th
I love my country. I love fireworks. But for the sake of the animals and the veterans, I do wish people in my town would keep it to the Fourth of July only and not the first week of July.
That freaking whine just crawls right up my spine. She’s blocking the whole world. You’re sitting here dry begging and then yelling at the people that you want to send money
