Everyone in the Bible is GAY | Rob Anderson 

You skipped the part about how Samson was completely obsessed with his hair. When Delilah cut it while he was asleep he got so pissed he threw a massive temper tantrum and used his huge muscles to destroy the Temple of Dagon. He killed over 3,000 people… over a bad haircut!

I'm sharing this in the bible study group chat, because I love drama and I'm here for it looool

You forgot to include Angel Gabriel. The one who announced that Jesus is God’s child. Major gooossssip 💋

"they were not erasing their sins; they were making a few" lmao

“THE WHALE IS GAY” I wanna die

Ok but Jesus actually had a “beloved disciple” who is thought to be John the apostle. He would lie on Jesus’ breast and this dude ended his own marriage to become ‘wedded to Jesus’. Pretty fruity if you ask me.

This is probably the most wholesome take and reasoning behind why women weren't as relevant especially in Old testament

"They weren't hurting anybody, but there were kicked out--that's a gay story" LMAAOOO SO ACCURATE

Isn’t the story of Sodom and Gomorrah all about a town of men wanting to smash hot, male angel cheeks? And David (from David and Goliath) is in love with Jonathan, his brother in law.

The Rise of Jesus was gay bc it was the true reveal gag. Took 3 days but he was like “surprise bitch, you thought you’d seen the last of me”

You totally missed David and Jonathan being legit boyfriends

"A twink outsmarted a muscled gay." I screamed being a twink who does it all the time hahaha

"David killed Goliath with a sling" I DIED

Paul, sending letters to everyone, the best example of a gay republican, all that self loathing, totally frustrated gay. King David and Jonathan, very close friends for a lifetime, yeah right. Judith, singlehandedly decapitated a king, I mean, a straight woman would have poisoned him, definitely gay.

You’re a gift to homosexuals everywhere!

First of all, loved it! I was shocked you missed David's relationship with Jonathan. Perhaps one of the few actual gay relationships in the Bible (heavily debated). Also King Saul who was Jonathan's father definitely had a daddy thing going on for David as well.

the fact that God loves everyone makes him more pansexual to me than gay

I was waiting for something like: „Judas: Lady Gaga wrote a Song about him… does it get any gayer?!“

As a lover of gay Torah you forgot the queerest biblical character Queen Esther. Girl had to come out to save her people

They don’t call it Jesus’ second coming for nothing! … or nutting.

This is the best kind of blasphemous, and I'm here for it! ❤

Hilarious take aside, as I said to my friend, one of the 12 apostles must've been gay. Or LGBT, at least. That's because Jesus seemed to have sought out for every representation. The every day person, the accountant, the doctor, the brothers, and more. My friend laughed. But there's no way to tell if they were 100% straight too, right? Based on history books, some did not marry until their final days.

I'm proudly Catholic, proudly gay, and proudly loving this!

“The connection to ghost maybe” man just the way you deliver those lines is brilliant! 😂😂

You’re doing Britney’s work. Brit’s Blessings to you and yours

Dude you're out there, and I'm here for it.

“why you being so the way you are?! Let’s like, tempt people.. end it all! Ya know? It could be fun to just like end everything.” & that is a gay mantra 🌈❤️‍🔥 lol samee. Loved that

As a christian, this is funny as hell💀💀

Broooo. How could you mention David and forget his close, CLOSE 'friendship' with Jonathan?

While entertaining, you are on to something. Also, I'm a Queer Mormon and I cannot stop laughing now. Thank you for that, Rob.

As a lesbian biblist theologian, I approve everything you said.

All the 12 apostles are supes gay... They left their wives and families behind to hang out with a bunch of fellow gays when they've met a hot gay guy. Also, as books go, I feel like you would have a field day with The Lord of the Rings. The OG 'I forgot women exist so I made this accidentally super gay' fantasy novel.

Saint Paul. Hmm... 1) Traveled all over the Mediterranean. Really wanted to go to Spain, but never made it. 2) He was a tentmaker! Double-entendre, anyone? He worked with FABRIC and he, uhh...made tents (maybe in some Roman and Greek pants...). 3) There's the debate in Athens, on Mar's Hill, where all the high society fellas hung out to chat about the latest ideas and gossip. 4) On one occasion, Greek men tried to worship him and his travel buddy because they thought they were gods in the flesh. So gay. 5) Another time, he caused a riot in Ephesus, and instead of running away, he tried to get INTO the amphitheater where everyone was shouting, so he could be where all the action was! 6) On the road to Damascus he encountered Jesus and was so blown away he fell off his steed and was blinded. Have you ever seen someone so pretty you felt like you might be blinded? Love-blind, maybe. 7) He wrote some angry letters to people. And some supportive ones! In an age before Facebook and other social media, this was the way to comfort your friends and put the smack down on some bitchy people. 8) Timothy was like a son to him. Either that was a special relationship, or Paul was a guncle. 9) When Onesimus the "slave" escaped from his "master" Philemon, Paul sent him back with a stern but healthy message: "Philemon, there's a better way to do this relationship. Come on, now." 10) When Peter was being a snobby, snooty bitch about having dinner parties with the Gentiles, Paul publicly put him in his place. Paul was a better host and liked hanging out with them. Was it kindness? Maybe, but it would definitely mean more people at the dinner party around HIM. More people that needed him, but whose names he couldn't remember. Saint Paul was very gay. So very, very gay.

Damn, I already kept thinking to myself when I was learning about Mary in depth “that’s gay. It’s gotta be.”

at the part about Jesus’ baptism I just kept saying, “THEY’RE COUSINS, THEY’RE COUSINS”

"They were making a few" John and Jesus being cousins: *sweet home Alabama plays in background*

I was expecting some more in depth stories, but wasn't disappointed at all

This made me laugh more than Harry Potter, especially Noah, and especially, especially, Jonah and the whale. Lol, good stuff.

I'm sending this to my homophobic aunt brb

Showing this to my southern family about to start some drama and spill some sweet southern ice tea

You missed John!!! He was simping hard for jesus and it was mutual, and when jesus died he was like "mom, don't forget my boo, treat him like your son pls"

You forgot David and Jonathan, they're definitely a perfect couple made in heaven. Like imagine crying and kissing each other at the same time, that's soooo gay, soooo dramatic

As a gay (bisexual transmasc) Catholic, I can confirm this

Mr Anderson, you've opened my eyes. I now truly see the light. Amen. 😇

"Thou shalt be my beard babe" 😂😂😂😂

Goliath: "I want that Twink obilerated" David: *Uno reverse card*

Please do "Every Shakespeare Character is Gay" next

This is brilliant LMAO. The sheer amount of theists you have undoubtedly pissed off makes it that much better.

About Judas, the Empress Gaga wrote a song about him so he is automatically a raging homosexual 🤭

The three holy kings! They ARE gay. They are traveling an absurd way, following a star (we know gays love celebs and what drama they have to tell). They bring Gold as a gift to their gay friends childbirth. Maybe they are a throuple?

Jesus pretended to leave the party. Took the praise. And came back latter being like "guuuurl I'm baaaaaaaaaaack missed meeeeeee ?". Also he was like "I humbly did all of this for yaaaa." and never could shut up about it. This is gay energy at its finest. Also Abel and Cain. If it's not a gay/straight sons story I don't know what it is. Don't get me started on Judas.

St. Peter! He decides who's on the guest list and who isn't. He's the first gay Matre'D.

I saw the title and you know I clicked immediately cause I am INTRIGUED 👽🌸✨

Moses is gay! He left his hometown (Egypt) to find himself, and then comes back to try to make everyone change their beliefs too. Eventually, he just has to take the other gays with him because his hometown just won’t have it!

Shadrach Meshach and Abednego are definitely gay. And King Nebuchadnezzar II was also gay. I mean, they wouldn't get on their knees for the man so he throws the biggest temper tantrum and orders his male servants to throw the 3 men in a furnace lol. Definitely gives off angry gay vibes. 😂❤

That’s why it’s called Bi-ble

Literally rotfling so hard. But on a serious note, thank you for spreading awareness that the Bible isn’t as gay-hating as people may think.

This is why we call it the holy bible, and not the holy straightble

If I show my mom this who is religious be concerned and look at me confused and concerned

this video gave me the gay vibes I needed as I've been around the straights to much - a bi

How do you literally not have more subscribers, these youtube titles are pure gold!! No, scratch that pure diamond lmfao

I like to remember that Jesus surrounded himself with only men, was never married, none of his apostles were married, and Jesus was followed around by a naked boy who was in love with him. 🤣

You missed one of the most obvious things. What was Jesus actually doing for most of his life? The Gospels are strangely silent. Call me suspicious but somehow I think if he'd found a nice girl, married her, and had a bunch of kids it would not have been edited out.

They weren’t erasing their sins, they were creating them! 😂😂

Do Abraham, he didn't have kids until he was like 90. Also do his grandson Jacob, who is described as a "smooth man"

Jesús when he saved the wedding party by getting wine to keep the party going... Gay. Gabriel the angel, spilling the tea on Mary, I mean, GAY.

Loving the yt content, glad to hear you're enjoying being here

The more i get into the video the more i believe in it

2:29 this is genuine theological criticism LMFAO

so I was born in Islamic country, therefor I got no idea who these guys are but I do believe they were all gay.

Bruh, David literally had a boyfriend in the bible, Jonathan. Like he says of him that he loves him more than any woman. There's no straight explanation for this. The book of Ruth is also pretty lez

I always suspected "the last supper" was actually an extremely dirty orgy. 🥵

Uhhh! The Christian story is finally spiced up! Have you started writing the script for the Netflix adaptation? Can’t wait for „Gay Bible“ Season one!!! Jesus played by Jonathan van Ness played by Benito Skinner! #Obsessed

Me, who has watched the Donny Osmond Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat literally dozens of times: *oooooooooooh he DO be gay.* Damn. He is the gayest one huh? Even has ten older brothers, that's scientifically gay AF.

Jacob wrestled with God all night and walked with a limp the next morning.

Yes, to the extent any Biblical character or story is true, we were there. We’ve always been there. Always.

I lost it at the Whale 🐋 🤣😅😂😅🤣

Why can't being Gay be explained by the theory of evolution? Because gays are the the crowning glory of God's creation

God bless you all for whatever you believe

The amount of knowledge i just absorbed 💪😤✨

You WILL change the world, cause GOD forbid someone has to do it. You are impressive!!

Jonathan + David best pairing 😂

Paul is gay, he never married, he was known for his adventures in Greece and Rome, he also spent many nights together with Silas and Timothy. Solomon was gay, he was super wise. Also had an entire temple made of gold. Moses was gay, he was spending all of his time getting yassified in the mountains, he was obsessed with snakes, he loved casting plagues on his enemies.

The gay gods were shining on me when YT algorithm put you in my home page. ❤️ new subscriber!

As already mentioned David and Jonathan. The only overt and acknowledged gay relationship in the Bible OMG (PS love your work)

During the ending phase of me being a christian I legit shppied bible characters in gay ways and I'm kinda getting back into it, minus the emotional baggage from thinking you're a bad christian for doing it. You can't tell me that David and Jonathan are not gay. There's a part of the bible that literally says that Jonathan loved David more than his own life and there are even actual theological scholars who think that Jesus was gay with the apostle John (look at the Wikipedia page on the sexuality of Jesus).

Lmao killed him with a sling. You killing me

I am a new subscriber and I am already loving the content 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Lmao I love this so much 🤣🤣🤣

So if you havent noticed by now, I am currently deep in a Rob Anderson video binge… and truth be told this is the third binge… i just didnt comment before. These videos are not stupid.. they give me life…. How long does it take you to develop and write the scripts for the regular videos and the shorts? You obviously put some thought into the topics and they are well researched. And you are gorgeous.

J.K rowling 3000 years after making the franchise

The best video I've seen... Dad joke coming in for a landing... This year. But also probably ever

This video is so controversial and I’m so here for it.

😂😂😂😂 I just love how you don't care about the people who will offend by this🤣🤣🤣 Love your channel. All hail the gays🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

Just found your channel and I think I love you lol 😂💓

David and Jonathan were straight up boyfriends. Look it up.

The naked boy running from Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane is a curious scripture.

This is the most amusing Bible study I’ve ever had.

Too funny. Can't stop laughing.

This is incredible.