Everyone Wants to Do Drugs with Anthony Jeselnik 

That's for more chest voice and lunacy lol

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He holds the microphone like a weapon that he's about to use to make you laugh your ass off

@@JeffWarren47 I clicked your link just to give you hell for using someone else's RU-vid channel to get views, but you actually made me laugh man. Anyone who pulls bubbles out of their pocket is alright in my book😂

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It's not an arrogant act. He's a creep. Not funny either.

​@@SuperThomaspaine Of course it's an act, jeez

Yeah, it was touch and go for a moment there

The stage is the only high ground he can get

CaptPostmod where's his lil rat tail😂😂😂

well, he was meant to be the chosen one after all

If I can see the dark side in him what was yoda smoking to miss it?

@JDG3981 Ahh yes, at 1:35 . Well it could be interpreted a number of ways: When he says he thinks his friend is gay, you'd expect him to tell us why he thinks that. But instead he just says he doesn't remember because he's not good with names. Implying either he sleeps around so often he doesn't remember their names; or, he KNOWS his friend is gay, he just doesn't remember his name specifically. Both of which subvert your expectations. Not really THAT funny, but more of a "gotcha" kinda moment. A lot of these jokes are like that.

@JDG3981 The joke is that when he says "I think my friend Jeff is gay" your expectation is that he isn't sure about Jeff's sexuality. He subverts that expectation by saying that I don't know I am bad with names, meaning that Jeff's sexuality is gay, he just wasn't sure if his name was Jeff. This setup implies that his "friend" isn't actually a friend but a gay lover, and when you have a one night stand with someone, not remembering the person's name is a possibility.

Did you actually take the time to write this hahah

I think my friend Jeff is Gay. Makes you think that's about sexuality, but he's meaning that he forgets his friend name. Instead of Jeff he's calling him Gay(name).

I think once you watch enough comedy, that’s a common response but still means the kid in you laughed your ass off

I don’t know if that’s such a good idea, you want all your friends and family to be laughing the entire time? An open casket service would be funny enough.

Buddy, he's a necrophiliac 😂😂. Sure you up for it?!

prithvi bumia Guess that’s why he wants Jeselnik at his funeral

His user name 😂😂

I can get you half way to ur goal

Love*

@@svilenvasilev3819 Like?

B O T H

@@pickollas N E I T H E R

He must have loved her the most.

Now that u put that way....

A psychic vampire maybe

LORD MAV B.M.P yes pls Anthony as a vampire omg!!

Comedy Central described him as the Dark Prince Of Comedy before this special.

Son of Northern Darkness *psychedelic

that's good. his deadpan delivery makes him funnier.

You’re easily impressed

@Daniel Kiienko You do not have to watch carefully ...... it was very obvious

The guy does have really cute smile!

What are the other two

@@navneetkaushik2482 I didn't have another two in mind when I wrote that. I just didn't want to say it was #1 when I could have forgotten a couple that were better or as good.

I'd appreciate if you would explain that one to me. Of all his jokes I just didn't laugh at that one

@@arianamdar1718 He died because he was trapped there and nobody found him ..... And in the game of Hide and seek the winner is who doesn't get found (sorry for bad English)

@@navneetkaushik2482 oh right I thought it was relating to sth. Yeah Of course tnx

You’re easily impressed

@@ferise1 and you finish easily

At some point this psychopath decided to become a comedian*

Nah he just.. decided to make a living off of telling "party stopper" jokes

He's not a psychopath, it's very apparent. He's just being edgy.

He has been like that since being a kid according to his podcas with his best friend. Just killing.

@@madhushrutimukherjee Yeah, but he does it so well.

I dont think its that funny. Am i missing something? Gay is a name so is jeff but jeff could be gay so hows that funny

Ray Gallardo ur gay

I honestly don't get it

He’s unsure of his friends name. But sure of the fact that he’s gay lol

ky ev he said “I think my friend, jeff” so he thinks it’s Jeff but he’s bad wit names so the friend he’s thinking about is definitely gay

As a fan of all three (Especially Timothy Olyphant for his comedic timing) I'm glad you put this sentence together

I like john Mulaney sometimes but find him exhausting because I feel I dont get him.

Mulaney is not funny

Anyone else reading this in Franco's voice?

The first dead baby to tell jokes

Jesus. Lol. Yeah, he's unsettling like that.

@chocobonita No they dont..

What about use? Ya got casual, dress, exercise...

You have 50+ pair shoes?! Bloody hell.

You can first sort them by color and then in each color you then those by wear within each color. That's how I do it.

Superb joke

The real winners were never found, I still remember the beat up, old white van turning the corner. That was 50 yrs ago. Today there's a monument at the local park with inscription:"lil Tommy, voted best player of all time"😁

Joseph JoeJoe This.

RU-vid took all of his specials off of the channel a while ago. Comedy Central is now uploading his stand up special Caligula in chapters now.

I believe I saw one of his specials on Netflix but I might be lying

@@shalashaska1621 He has Thoughts and Prayers and Fire in the Maternity Ward on Netflix. Thoughts was on RU-vid for more than a year before they cracked down on stand up. Comedy Central only has the rights to Caligula. You most likely are not lying to yourself.

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@@JeffWarren47 I liked a couple of the jokes. Blowing bubbles was pretty funny.

I want this guy at my funeral

@@vsceglio You’re easily impressed

he's a GOLDEN GOD

T O O L S

My tools!! I have to have my tools!!...I like toooo BIND, I like to beeee BOUND.... Anthony Jeselnik would be perfect as a guest on "It's always sunny". Maybe Dennis's new friend or cousin from another city. They have the same dark twisted humor.

He wouldn't use the D.E.N.N.I.S system... because of the implication

Compliment

Idiot

Well he's 100% playing

He’s playing he acts different off stage

Only that his jokes are funny and MKS's movies are just weird and boring.

Watch him in the roast of donald trump and charlie sheen

because your best friend is Jeff

Because snow flakes muffle the sound of laughter 😁

Sometimes I guiltily laugh.

DONT!!!!. That is the problem with PC and Cancel Culture. If you want to laugh....laugh. Don't let someone tell you not to laugh....at a comedy show. Have a good day.

@spiralout72 yeah btw he should explain to his wife about dumb bitches that say she need to learn english

@spiralout72 They actually sound good in spanish to.

Do you guys divorced now?

pretty sure this is from caligulia

Thoughts and Prayers I think. He doesn’t have very many specials...and google is a thing....

Caligula

It’s caligula... u can hear the whole show on spotify

Human Human actually Caligula... some jokes he repeates in T.A.P. as well

It does, but he's the sweetest guy in the world off stage.

Hes not. It's his persona he puts on for the stage.

Why can't people know the definition of stand-up comedy? Lmao

Boomer

His character would take that as a compliment. Why can't people stop getting offended by comedians? They're just jokes. Told by people getting paid to perform characters, just like any other actor. Oh wait. These actors are better because they write their own material...

... the parents' * house ...

Not as much as the kid still in the fridge😁

@@thomasjoad3384 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He had.

You don't get him at all! 🤣

I think that is one of the best jokes, I have ever heard!!

@@rickdavis32 I still feel bad for laughing at it though. Lmao

@@Lau-wl8xl have you seen his new special, his dirty guy look works well( he looks like a hot guy you would consider hooking up with )but he just tried to sell you a human liver, anyway his line about the girl with the glass eye was fucking magnificent!

He sounds so much like, John Malkovich!

@@rickdavis32 where can I find it?

Now that you mention it, I remember that joke. Interesting to compare the two styles. Anthony is a lot like Steven... if Steven was an over-the-top arrogant, utterly heartless complete asshole. I'm sure Anthony would deny being influenced by anyone, of course LOL.

If Christopher Walken were an asshole

*100%! I've been thinking the same thing since I first heard him lmao*

Wow man since you pointed it out the speech pattern is certainly the same.

I agree. The problem with doing that is that he’s pigeon holding himself into this personality type

I don't see it. Any particular movie ?

I don't get it (not english). Could you explain to me in other words, please?

The gay Jeff too, if you would, please.

@@doctordoom02 For the hide and seek joke, he said everybody was talking about the boy dying in the refrigerator. But he pointed out that the boy won the game. That is something to be proud of. For the gay Jeff joke, Anthony has a friend who is gay. He doesn't remember if the gay friend name is Jeff.

@@pillar81 thank you very much! :)

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