Everything or Nothing: The James Bond Game that Tried To Be A New Movie 

id totally watch a bond movie where 007 dies in the opening scene, and theres a long string of agents dying one after another (but still making a little progress each time) near the end of the 2nd act MI6 realizes they can send 2 bonds in at the same time, and we get a really cool fight scene of them working together (then they explode). this causes a ridiculous spiral of more and more bonds being sent in, and by the end of the movie its all out war

I love the idea that MI6 is rapidly running out of backup agents due to Bond's stupidity, so they eventually just start grabbing people off the street and sending them in immediately with no training. The only requirement for the job is that you have to look sort of like pierce brosnan

It's so sad that Agent 47 wasn't able to complete his mission. Luckily his brothers were there to help finish it for him.

for those who weren’t there for the stream: rt was on that final level for at least a full hour. it was that bad

We really need a montage, or a animated short of all the different agents. During the stream they all evolved into their own characters and each death was a true lose for chat. Especially our beloved 0035, the greatest hero, and his enemy 0036, who needed to go to horny jail.

What I love about RTs naming conventention is that it implies MI6 in all the years that the program had been run had only ever lost 6 agents in the field and then this shit show of a mission happens and someone in MI6 has to explain why they lost 50+ agents over the course of like 3 days

Here we see a wild RTGame attempting to learn how to be a spy from the very best to dominate the entire universe

This stream was so fun to watch! RT having a breakdown at the end, chat spamming "EW" every time romance happened, and of course the jokes about all the agents being called in. I recommend re-watching the stream with chat because people are pretty funny.

ive never seen a james bond movie so im going to assume that this is a 100% accurate movie experience.

6:42 Her license to kill was licensed by Nintendo, that's why she's pointing a gun at you Dan.

I remember playing this game so much as a kid. My parents only bought us games around Christmas or birthdays but our Uncle used to buy PS2 games fairly often and he'd let us borrow them and I remember borrowing this and Burnout 3 all the time.

It’s fitting that agent 47’s problem wasn’t that he died, but that he killed a whole town.

Man, I loved when James said "It's Bonding time!" then went on a fishing trip with the villian. So wholesome.

I love how this game is just like "How many 'save the defenceless beautiful woman in a skimpy outfit' missions can we squeeze into one game?"

The joke of every respawn being a new agent was probably one of the most simple yet creative running gags I've seen in a video

Hi RT, Dolphin developer here. I think the issue you had with the widescreen behavior was related to aspect ratio (under "general") being set to "auto", which means Dolphin tries to determine if the game is running in 4:3 or 16:9 mode (which it can only do sometimes, which I guess is why vehicle sections triggered it) and then resizes the window accordingly; this option essentially simulates whether you're using a widescreen television or not (both of which receive the same signal; they only get stretched differently). This is *separate* from the widescreen hack or the game's internal widescreen setting, which determines whether the game should render more space to account for stretching or not. In this case, you should have set it to "Force 16:9" instead. This is mentioned on the Dolphin Wiki article for the game. (There are other issues which could be solved via setting the texture cache to "safe" (under "hacks") and enabling "manual texture sampling" (under advanced), but these have performance costs.) Hopefully this helps if you try to play other games in the series.

Fun Fact: There is a possibility that 'RT' was a codename used by Daniel in his service in MI6.

12:40 fun fact, in the movie Brother Bear, which came out only a year before this game, they actually used a changing aspect ratio as a storytelling device - when the main character becomes a bear, the movie changes to widescreen.

The entire 'it's actually a new agent' everytime James Bond respawn in the last checkpoint reminds me of that game where we play as the big bad, building hidden HQ, installing traps and hiring henchman to prevent secret agents from infiltrating our base. I recall one of the spy agencies' gimmick is that their agents are all officially one person-regardless of what happened to them, another agent bearing the same name and face will take their place-instilling the belief that this person is a super agent that never dies.

Do we tell him that thermal vision he had the whole game is how you handle the invisible guys? Holy fuck this game is brutal difficulty wise; and they just rip into you if you miss a 007 moment hahahaha

This game was a major part of my childhood. I love it.

Out of the many many agents who gave their lives for these missions, I'd say my favorite agent was double-oh 31 for his expert map reading skills, and my favorite agent death was double-oh 33 for being a better engineer than escort.

51:39 In fairness to 0041, with how much game is left, being arrested is probably his best case scenario.

I remember playing this game at my local church's 'cyber cafe' club that ran after school when I was about 10. It was one of the games they had for the ps2 but was technically reserved for the older kids that came in after we had left - someone had left it out and we excitedly loaded it up, feeling very much like real spies. Finished the intro level before one of the members of the church came in and turned the ps2 off. I still remember the jet's goofy, missile-firing spin very fondly.

EVERY. SINGLE. BOND. 007 - 1:14. The original Bond. Performed the initial nuclear briefcase sequence. Died in a hail of gunfire at the Weapons Research Facility. 008 - 5:17. Succeeded 007. Stretched the screen. Completed the WRF mission but let a train escape. 009 - 7:26. Caught up to the train but drove poorly and didn't have a chance at the dismount, falling to his death. 0010 - 8:22. Tried motorcycle strats, but lost it with poor driving in the last instants. 0011 - 8:57. Finally caught up to the damn train. Fixed the screen. Little regard for life. Died from an armed ambush in the dark. 0012 - 9:51. Knew how to use thermal vision but forgot he was there to destroy the launch computers. Won a climactic fight with Jaws and escaped with Naradova in a helicopter, but forgot how to fly higher. Destroyed the General's base and killed him. Fucked with the screen a lot. Really underestimated the sturdiness of a barrier and the firepower of a tank. That last mistake would prove fatal. 0013 - 17:47. Got past that barrier and *almost* lost the patrols, but failed to be a good driver at the end of the evasion. 0014 - 20:10. Fixed 0013's mistakes. Thinned the screen. Failed to be Rambo. 0015 - 21:36. Destroyed the jamming antenna. Failed to be Solid Snake. 0016 - 23:15. Failed to be Solid Snake (how people actually play the games). 0017 - 23:28. Died via a stealthy man with a rocket launcher. 0018 - 23:52. Finally blew up the door and infiltrated the ruins. Saw the shot that would kill 003. Died trying to reach him. 0019 - 25:02. Used the Q Spider for the 007 moment. Received 003's instructions but died due to a strange error before he could relay them. 020 - 25:36. The first known single O. Found the supply reserve. Learned of Naradova's betrayal the hard way. Died trying to save Serena. 021 - 26:31. Remembered he could shoot in the air, but got so excited about that that he forgot to catch Serena. 022 - 26:49. Tried to chase two rabbits. They both escaped. 023 - 26:56. Misjudged the spacing of a gap. 024 - 27:06. Got the gap but not the girl. 025 - 27:15. Realized he didn't know how to catch up to her. 026 - 27:23. Failed at a maverick strategy. 027 - 27:32. Saw a difference. The bad kind. 028 - 27:43. Replicated it. 029 - 27:48. FOUND THE SOLUTION - which is, of course, to kill everybody. Saved Serena, then had her drive a tank while he focused on firepower. Failed to realize one can switch weapons and died in a barrage of rockets. 030 - 29:12. Learned of the switching function and solved that problem easily. Had a close shave in the motorbike sequence but pulled it off in spectacular fashion. In so doing, he earned his Double O, which led to the re-expansion of the program. 0030 - 31:26. The same as Agent 030. Learns of Yayakov and is set to meet with Starling, but she directs him to his warehouse. Got his car trapped between a building and a lamppost, which propelled him from the vehicle, killing him. 0031 - 32:46. Had a breakthrough new idea to use the satnav to aid with tricky corners. Sadly, he wasn't looking at the road much, and collided with a civilian vehicle, causing a small family to suffer 0030's fate. 0031 was dismissed without pay as a result. 0032 - 33:24. Reached the warehouse and stole the truck, but forgot to put the car inside. Overhears of the plot to kill Yayakov. Due to his vehicle, however, he can't quite get the job done. 0033 - 36:06. Remedies 0032's mistake with little time to spare. Mercilessly uses missiles on the limo. Learns of the Kiss Kiss Club. Doesn't massage a lady, who alerts everyone, leading to his doom. 0034 - 38:00. Performs the massage. This gives him an edge, but unfortunately, it's too dull to cut through. 0035 - 38:30. Despite a bit of bumbling, is incredibly competent overall, reaching and defeating Jean la Rogue to rescue Agent Starling. Survives the plot of Speed. Uses RC cars ... effectively enough. Sadly, despite his successes, can't quite survive a close scrape and runs into a lamppost. 0036 - 42:31. Manages the escape. Dangerous ... ly horny. Executed for this crime. 0037 - 43:28. Overcomes low expectations and clings to life by a thread. Learns of the new ultradangerous plan for the nanobots. Then proceeds to walk into an electric shock. 0038 - 45:34. Dies the same way the original did: a damn lot of bullets. 0039 - 45:55. With a few close shaves, destroyed the processing cores, but was killed before the transformers could fall. 0040 - 46:40. Finished what 0039 started, killing, I believe, Yayakov. It was a blast. Suddenly, Jaws attacks! Hot in pursuit, 0040's motorcycle skills were good, but left something to be desired. 0041 - 48:56. Didn't drive a lot better, but it was enough; Jaws' tanker sinks. Learns why the nanobots don't target each other, gets a tech upgrade, and plans to participate in a race to get close to Diavolo. Then he walked into the lasers like an idiot. 0042 - 51:40. Finds the outfit and successfully wins the race. Unfortunately, the scheme was rumbled, and while his offense was impressive, his defense was not. 0043 - 54:13. His gunplay was solid. His fisticuffs? Another matter. Died by bullet spray. 0044 - 54:36. A sacrifice to the cause, willingly dying for knowledge and as a show of power. 0045 - 54:49. It worked, at 0045 completed the mission with incredible efficiency. However, the car was surrounded, and it was deemed a cut loss. The racecar would have to do, which it did despite a lack of armor. Escaping on the Q Bike, another path to the ruins had to be found. It was! But at the last moment, the entry was too small for the Q Bike standing. Sadly, this was not realized quite in time. 0046 - 57:09. Learning of the slide, it was used to get under. Sadly, he was intercepted by Naradova. But of course, the villain leaves Bond alone to die and he gets out. Sarcasm isn't metal. But his body was shredded as he slipped on a conveyor belt into a grinder. 0047 - 59:15. The crushers were stopped, and a narrow escape was made thanks to Sandra's copter. With Diavolo tearing through Russia, he gets an electronic takeover device and is tasked with stopping a deadly gas. Instead, he sets it off. Idiot. 0048 - 1:01:25. Thankfully, this one uses the nano shells. But then doesn't use them a moment later. 0049 - 1:02:43. And then this one creates basically a black hole. He rappels down it but then is killed by elite soldiers very quickly. 0050 - 1:03:28. He prolongs his life but does around the same thing. 0051 - 1:04:25. Doesn't even make it down the hole before becoming swiss cheese. Lol. 0052 - 1:04:49. Makes it through, but his escape plane is blown up. One brake control destruction later, SUDDENLY, JAWS ATTACKS; THE LONG-AWAITED SEQUEL. Rocket launcher beats flamethrower, and Bond uses the ejector seat to not die. His skills were admirable, but a new, invisible enemy type helps do him in. 0053 - 1:07:03. Despite taking several rockets, he makes it to Diavolo, where the nuclear warhead/nanobot switch is revealed. However, in a shock twist, Q's gadget fails him, costing him his life. 0054 - 1:08:54. The tech works this time, and the missiles are disabled. After dealing with an obstructon, he flees the room, where Diavolo's hoverjet awaits him ... armed. It's too much for any one man. 0055 - 1:10:10. But not too much for one man with a rocket lawn chair. Thanks to his own nanbots, Diavolo and Naradoya are sent plummeting to their doom, but the former ejects, re-activating a missile to send to London. Unforunately, Bond dies before relaying this. 0056 - 1:11:33. Does his best, but the opposition is overwhelming. 0057 - 1:12:34. Not as good as his predecessor. 0058 - 1:12:58. Pinned down by two snipers and a RAWCKET LAWNCHAH, there isn't much Bond could have done. 0059 - 1:13:58. He's methodical. Stragetic. But invisible, invicible enemies make things difficult. 0060 - 1:15:27. After trying the magical trick of "turning the difficulty down", you might think it was a breeze. But somehow, it seemed just as hard. 0061 - 1:15:58. What's a man gonna do about god enemies? 0062 - 1:16:47. He makes it through the hell room. He kills Diavolo. He destroys the missile. He gets the girl. His name is Bond. James Bond.

Movie games are always such a wild card when it comes to quality, but 007 games were usually a pretty solid bet. Goldeneye, Nightfire, Agent Under Fire (great childhood memories on that one), Everything or Nothing and From Russia With Love were all amazing experiences.

Fun Fact: The license plate on the racing car is real, unfortunately the car was registered after the game was released, so it's just a coincidence, but it is curious that the developers have chosen a license plate in the Brazilian standard and even more curious that this city in Peru is actually in Brazil, which makes me think that maybe originally the game should be set in Brazil and for some reason they changed their minds or the developers are terrible at geography (which is more likely).

21:35 “Yes Mr. Bond, it was I that put that bullet in your shoulder!” “VON KARMA NO!”

0:00 Those old opening credits will forever be burned into my brain.

Fun fact: only 3 agents were arrested The rest were killed in various means

Thank you for sacrificing 62 individual agents to defeat Willem Dafoe. May 0032 rest in piece

I love how Diavolo assumes that once he launches ICBMs that the rest of the world won't assume he just launched nukes at them and they won't launch their own nuclear arsenal at him. The implication that he plans to just conquers the rest of the world with platinum tanks and nanites was a better idea than that. Could have at least had him carve a country out of Russia and extort the world for recognition and minor power.

I like the part where James Bond told the lady “it’s bondin’ time” then proceeded to bond her.

0:07 Man I love this new rendition of the James bond opening

You know, when RT jokingly said that they brought 100 backup agents, I thought to my self “he’s gonna run out” and as the videos went on It was looking to be more and more true.

Ya know I think my favorite part of this game Is that Serena never mentions 003 again like she obviously cared about him in some way and it's just like "oh this new guy's here oh well" "if I have to"

Imagine how easy the game would be if instead of just one James Bond at a time, MI6 allowed you to bring the entire Bond family with you.

I like how they just decided to add a wide screen option that only stretches the screen and you can’t turn it off

Petition for someone to animate each agent but it starts as Sean Connery and with each death it goes into the next Bond actor until we lose Daniel Craig, and then we just start seeing other English media actors take the roles of the following agents Matt Smith for Agent 0035

I find it so funny that Q says "happy hunting, 007" when RT is on Agent 47

From 17:51's "Double-O-Thirteen" up until 22:07's acknowledgement I was wondering when RT would figure out that the number after "009" is "010" not "0010"

Some how, I beat this game BEFORE realising you could just turn on your heat vision goggles to fight the invisible enemies. I would just save up explosive weapons, or run in circles shooting until I hit them, to beat them before that.

Since this is Willem Dafoe's second appearance on the channel, I think it's fair to say he's officially part of the RT Cinematic Universe. Also, Rest In Peace 0035. We will never forget you.

this video is absolutely hilarious, its rts “run thru the level and kill everyone” habits from hitman cranked up to 11 with all the drama of an actual james bond story. rt once again coming out with a masterpiece

What a tragedy that whenever RT plays one of his favorite games he played as a child, he never wants to play them again

The graphics look so good sometimes for a 2003 game. Like the faces are so detailed and everything its crazy

Villains in 2003: "We'll destroy the levees and wipe out New Orleans!" Villains in 2005: "Can't believe I went to all that trouble..."

Watching all the Johnny Cash movies has finally paid off

They made Dafoe look more human in this game than he is in real life.

“Sarcasm isn’t metal, checkmate” has the same energy as when an ai wrote a Batman comic and in said comic Joker deflected a missile with his “sick sense of humor”

You can tell its good when the title dot starts having a nice little dance.

28:25 Dan: "this town is never going to recover" Bond: "go left" Dan: "there'll be nothing left" Me: "no Dan, there are clearly 2 dudes firing at you"

Im glad RT finally played a Metal Gear Game I always knew he would like it

This video is just spectacular, Chloe did an incredible job with the editting. The stream/highlights reminds me of old Jerma streams, like The Simpsons Hit and Run. That last ten minutes really sells the comparison - for better or for worse!

"do you expect me to talk?" No Mr. Bond i expect you to W I D E

35:20 We interrupt this James Bond video game to bring you The Simpsons: Hit and Run

1:13:39 *I love this clip.* "What's on the right? Certain death. Okay, what's on the left? Certain death by rocket launcher. Well..."

I love how even with bond nearly at deaths door and a sliver of health, they finish him off with an rpg. Just to make sure that he’s really dead.

1:01:15 Agent 0047 had flashbacks to his mission on Sapienza due to all the explosions around him. When he saw The Bomb, all he could think of is the prototype virus and the rubber ducky that he used in The Meat Locker. He was retired after properly diagnosed...

Y'know, the same title could also apply to the James Bond: Blood Stone game. That one's from the Daniel Craig era, and also had a completely original narrative that was standalone from all the movies. It's actually a pretty cool third person shooter, I recommend everyone that reads this comment to check it out if you're into that sort of thing!

12:50 I think the developers temporarily forgot they where making a James Bond game instead of a Tomb Raider game.

It’s wild that we get a fight at a nuke hand-off, the opening musical number, a fight at another military base, a car/train/motorbike chase, a fight with Jaws, a helicopter chase through flame-spewing Egyptian ruins, a helicopter fight with energy shielding, AND Willem Dafoe, all before the *actual* plot begins.

34:14 It is nice to know that even the bad guys take care of eachother

Can someone do a rundown of all 007 deaths on their backgrounds and how they died for RT canon? Please I beg of you!!!!!!

Just hearing John cleese's voice alone puts a smile on my face. The man has done so much amazing stuff from comedy to voice acting, hell he even voice a character in elder scrolls online a major character aswell and everytime i hear him all i can see is a bunch of monty python scenes

Dude, I loved this game back in the day. Never thought I would see anyone play it nowadays.

I love that you can never tell what game RT is gonna make a long play video of. Truly a roulette wheel of content

59:50 gotta love that the one time the bond girl does anything resembling having agency (saving Bond with a helicopter) Bond immediately says "I'll take it from here" and she goes back to being set dressing

As someone who’s never seen a James Bond movie this filled me in wonderfully

I am frankly amazed by bond in the beginning Imagine taking a missile STRAIGHT TO THE FACE and stand up like it was nothing, then jump down from a building with a tank shooting at you, only to destroy the tank by firing a rocket launcher one-handed at it

I had this game and 007: Nightfire for GCN and were a big part of my childhood. Fun and clunky on their own way I played both a ton still.

Watched this whilst recovering from tonsillitis and that was a bad idea, couldn’t stop laughing at the endless supply of agents

This video is dedicated to 0035. You will always be remembered as the greatest secret agent MI6 has ever seen.

Finally a James Bond movie featuring my favorite person in the entertainment industry. RT

This makes me really want to see RT play through a _Metal Gear Solid_ game. Maybe _The Twin Snakes,_ since that was basically a remake of a redux of _Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake._ Then again, it would be _hilarious_ to see him accidentally equip the _"coo-lent"_ in _Sons of Liberty._

When I was a kid me and my brothers used to just roll back and forth in front of the missle guy in the tunnels. For some reason we thought it was the coolest thing ever

rT's "well said, James" has the same energy as "a woman is dead, Phoenix"

The bond moments the everything this game was amazing I never forgot this underrated masterpiece

All these agents being called in but still being referred to as 007 by MI6 makes me think they just made a bunch of 007 clones but they keep up the illusion they're all the original 007. Even the love interests are in on it. The Bonds must never know. Edit: I believe we ended with 0062, so we lost about 55 Bonds, James Bonds throughout this playthrough

Fun fact: The reason agents 008 and beyond are of inconsistent width is because MI6 stole their cloning technology from NASA, who originally developed the clones to function in high gravity environments. It took a long while for MI6 to reverse-engineer the technology to produce clones of the correct build.

I feel like this kinda should have been a movie. I remember playing it (or watching my dad play it) as I kid and thinking there was no way it couldn’t be a movie already

after seeing rt struggle with the last mission i do not blame him at all. that mission was the bane of my existence. it sorta makes me feel better knowing im not the only one who had immense trouble

So, you like James Bond Everything or Nothing for Gamecube? Name every Bond.

I remember a very long time ago when I was staying in a holiday house with my family and the house had an Xbox with this game, we didn't get very far through it though

I played this alot when I was a child. It was one of the only five games I had on the GameCube, so it became a staple from my childhood. thank you for reminding me of this game

I kinda like that Q explains why the repelling cable doesn't set off the lasers itself.

Surprised Diavolo didn't use his Stand at any point in this game. Probably couldn't wrap his head around how it works.

He's not a secret agent, he's an enforcement agent . Basically, he can make as much noise as he wants and he can tell everyone his name. It might be the last piece of information that they actually learn.

this game is so hilariously ridiculous and honestly i feel like at that point it's almost intentional, it's like they rube-goldberg-machined the entire bond formula--

Man, I remember playing Agent under Fire, Nightfire and this one on the gamecube back in the day. Huge hit of nostalgia.

They call me 007 because I: Have 0 bitches Have 0 parents Donated 7 cents in Gay Baby Jail 64

RT you dont even begin to understand that this is my all time favorite game. im looking forward to this

Game: Look at how well Bond snaps to cover! Isn't it nice to have functional cover? Anyway, make sure to use cover. It's very useful! RT: *runs straight at every enemy, making the game much more difficult for himself* Ah yes, never change. Can't wait for the sequel: Broad Bond in Thinderball!

I played this game constantly through my childhood. If you wanted another weirdly cinematic James Bond game from around this time, you should check out Goldeneye: Rouge Agent. The plot of that one's buck-wild, where you're an ex-MI6 agent that's joined up with the villain's organization. Except, they tried to tie in all of the various bond villains from different organizations, so you're teamed up with Goldfinger from Goldeneye and Scaramanga from Man with the Golden Gun going up against Dr. No from Dr No. It's crazy and probably doesn't hold up lol. I barely remember the exact details of the plot at this point.

EoN whipped ass the entire way through until, like, the final level. Seeing Daniel playing so intentionally intentionally obtusely? Amazing. 😂 HE DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE YOU CAN SPEED UP IN THE FALLING SECTION BY PRESSING DOWN. He never uses cover, no thermal vision and didn't use the tank gun. 😭

idk why but that stupid car falling off the most ridiculous looking cliff I have ever seen accompanied by rt screaming “b o n d n o” is the funniest thing I have ever seen

The demo for this game was the motorcycle/bridge sequence. I didnt need the whole game. that one part was so good i replayed it every day after school for months

This is the real reason why James Bond was never in Melee.

This is amazing to me because just the other day I watched both Quantum of Solace and Skyfall with my Dad (I know not the same actor but still). The world is really trying to make me a Bond nerd.

Theory: what if James Bond actually died in his first missing, and they just keep sending out clones to finish the job? That would explain why Bond NEVER learns from his mistakes!