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Everything That’s Wrong with New York City - Dulcé Sloan 

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Dulcé Sloan reveals her reasons for hating New York City and airs her frustrations with cold weather.
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@wendyngo6765
@wendyngo6765 4 года назад
"I had to move to NYC because of success" -- follow by sad face...nailed it
@randomsummergirl
@randomsummergirl 4 года назад
I feel this way about London lmao
@bloojkl4520
@bloojkl4520 4 года назад
beat me to it haha
@oladayooladele7099
@oladayooladele7099 4 года назад
Same thing with Paris 🤣🤣
@khuthelenqwena2927
@khuthelenqwena2927 3 года назад
Johannesburg
@moneyblue8466
@moneyblue8466 3 года назад
PERIODT
@sarahjunker6584
@sarahjunker6584 4 года назад
The way her voice trembled when she said "it's cold" is absolute TALENT
@seonaidkabiah418
@seonaidkabiah418 4 года назад
Studying drama paid off lol
@moneyblue8466
@moneyblue8466 4 года назад
Lol
@SakuraMoonflower
@SakuraMoonflower 3 года назад
I FELT THAT TO MY CORE! Because I am melanin-gifted too, and I also detest the cold. God KNEW AND UNDERSTOOD I was not meant to be cold, so God had me be born in the bay area of California. That was my birth right. I was not meant to be cold!
@blindboymusic8262
@blindboymusic8262 3 года назад
@@SakuraMoonflower Preach.
@claressalucas8922
@claressalucas8922 3 года назад
Speaking as a black woman raised in Atlanta who had to endure 7 Chicago winters, that wasn't talent, that was PTSD. Believe me!
@alexiabliese8935
@alexiabliese8935 4 года назад
“These was all the degrees we was gon get that day.” 😂😂😂
@Jinxyoutoheaven
@Jinxyoutoheaven 4 года назад
I died when she said that. Cuz I check the forecast and I’m like that too.
@HelloKitty60621
@HelloKitty60621 4 года назад
Come to Pennsylvania
@leanderkevin8380
@leanderkevin8380 4 года назад
WEAK
@thatdumbass8962
@thatdumbass8962 4 года назад
I live in CT. That pretty normal for us. It’s not that bad once you get used to it
@dOVERanalyst
@dOVERanalyst 3 года назад
I've lived through 50 degrees Celsius. Trust me, you don't want that either...lol!
@bubblebubbleblip
@bubblebubbleblip 4 года назад
“You got a billion degrees and u can’t give me 50??” That was perfect 😂👏
@payableondeath9091
@payableondeath9091 2 года назад
💀💀💀
@StrongnBeautiful
@StrongnBeautiful 4 года назад
"Emotionally, genetically, spiritually, historically..I'm never supposed to be cold." Wow, I like her 😃 Her whole set was #fax! 😂👍😎💯
@mztweety1374
@mztweety1374 4 года назад
Me every winter. I hate Michigan.😂
@Catatonia31
@Catatonia31 4 года назад
The biggest facts! I felt that statement in my BONES.
@CHIEFROCKANDACROWNCHAKRA
@CHIEFROCKANDACROWNCHAKRA 4 года назад
Her set was trash
@aqu1r3
@aqu1r3 4 года назад
I felt this on every level of my soul 😭😭😭
@justanawkwardnerd
@justanawkwardnerd 4 года назад
I feel that
@gaelnea4871
@gaelnea4871 4 года назад
I grew up in Mexico. Never did I understand why winter was synonymous with death...Until I came to New York
@smaragdwolf1
@smaragdwolf1 4 года назад
a Friend called me "polarbear" when i told her that the temperature fell to 50°F a few weeks earlier^^ She lives in California xD Right now its night with 39°F here
@kaylakomonaseak7483
@kaylakomonaseak7483 4 года назад
Alaska my dude 😂😂
@virces6563
@virces6563 4 года назад
um you should come to Norway
@queerchoreography54
@queerchoreography54 4 года назад
I’m from Buffalo NYC is real warm to me there’s barely any snow STOP WHINING
@HelloKitty60621
@HelloKitty60621 4 года назад
Smaragdwolf In Pennsylvania it drops below -20 on horrible days!
@marissaburdock6550
@marissaburdock6550 4 года назад
Honestly, she's flawless. The dress, the hair and her personality daamn 😍
@alexiabliese8935
@alexiabliese8935 4 года назад
Marissa Burdock she’s a queen!!!
@popeopera
@popeopera 4 года назад
4Marissa Burdock I guess Diabetes isn't a flaw then?>_
@marissaburdock6550
@marissaburdock6550 4 года назад
@@popeopera she hasn't got diabetes, also you shouldn't really joke about a condition that serious. But she really is beautiful, She has such good skin too :(
@ravager48
@ravager48 4 года назад
And her great singing voice!
@popeopera
@popeopera 4 года назад
4Marissa Burdock Definitely beautiful…and I’m sure “it puts the lotion on it’s skin” regularly, but I’m sitting with her blood-work right here lady, and she totally has type7 diabetes… :P Also, seriousness is the antithesis of comedy which makes your joke policing here of all places as ironic as it is pointless. XOXO
@atikah47
@atikah47 4 года назад
We supposed to be in west Africa eating mangoes😂🙌🏾
@alberttate8198
@alberttate8198 4 года назад
Fatima I felt that in my soul!!!
@El_Pintor0000
@El_Pintor0000 4 года назад
Lmaooo true though
@yahdig.solid_leonhard3814
@yahdig.solid_leonhard3814 4 года назад
Don't sleep on East Africa, most beautiful women on the planet !!
@atikah47
@atikah47 4 года назад
El Pintor we are all beautiful East,south, west 😁🙏🏾
@DerScheisse
@DerScheisse 4 года назад
Do you need help getting back?
@josephw2905
@josephw2905 4 года назад
"I can't go to fancy restaurants cuz I quit my job to go to museums!" 😂 😂 😂 oh my God I love it
@markanderson9123
@markanderson9123 4 года назад
Y'all just strapped two islands together with some bridges and was like, “Y'all gotta come see dis!“ Noo...
@dosman3458
@dosman3458 4 года назад
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
@76shian
@76shian 4 года назад
Its four islands and a peninsula
@angelgjr1999
@angelgjr1999 4 года назад
I mean, it’s sort of true. New York is just a bunch of islands with bridges and buildings in them. I like the food there but idk I like Atlanta more.
@GXilla
@GXilla 4 года назад
@jojofromtx yes ...on Purpose 🤣🤣🤣jk
@GXilla
@GXilla 4 года назад
@@76shian its 3, Staten, Manhattan, and Bk Queens and LI are on the same land, The Bronx is Main Land🤔
@danik9085
@danik9085 4 года назад
We're not supposed to be here!! - Every Black person in Colorado when the temp hits the negative digits.
@preacher_chick
@preacher_chick 4 года назад
Dani K 🤣😂🤣
@Jacob-wd2pn
@Jacob-wd2pn 4 года назад
So you all forget that it snows and is cold in parts of africa?
@jumbosensei8139
@jumbosensei8139 4 года назад
Mathapelo Maile Technically, most African Americans are descendants of West Africans. West Africa doesn’t have snowy parts.
@theempresss
@theempresss 4 года назад
LOL! Love it
@summera4019
@summera4019 4 года назад
Jacob Thorpe n who tf fed you that info? Rarely ever happens. Maybe some mountains with a little snowy top but it barely even rains like that. it’s mostly just 70 degrees n up all over the whole Africa.
@beauxjones8793
@beauxjones8793 4 года назад
NYC has a different neighborhood for every nationality of origin. It’s not a melting pot, it’s a million frying pans right next to each other.
@berthubbardt.o.o.c7314
@berthubbardt.o.o.c7314 4 года назад
Beaux Jones now that was funny .
@dhaloh
@dhaloh 4 года назад
haha well said
@hoodhippie3404
@hoodhippie3404 4 года назад
Being from NYC I can confirm thats actually not true. No one race or nationality has there own neighborhood in NYC. Maybe during the 70s and 80s but not anymore.
@shiestysean
@shiestysean 4 года назад
Beaux Jones yup. It’s a potluck
@MartialVillager
@MartialVillager 4 года назад
@@hoodhippie3404 even Chinatown is full of different nationalities. I do think people are segregated in many ways, despite living among each other, but the idea that every group has their own separate neighborhood is false. I wonder if the "comedian" even lived in NYC. I was waiting for the funny part but it never happened... and I'm speaking as someone who has plenty of problems with NYC...
@DominationOC
@DominationOC 4 года назад
“ melanin lacking bastards “ imma use that lmao
@magicj9366
@magicj9366 4 года назад
Nah
@valeforedark
@valeforedark 4 года назад
Yeh . would say melanin packed...but most African Americans sweat in pretty low temperatures showing they aren't that African as they think.
@JAVONEETHEMOMMY
@JAVONEETHEMOMMY 4 года назад
valeforedark yea from bein bundled up n movin around
@davidearle7209
@davidearle7209 4 года назад
valeforedark literally everyone sweats doesn’t matter how “African” you are
@ytJuice13
@ytJuice13 4 года назад
Swear that stuck with me too! Lmao
@Averia89
@Averia89 4 года назад
“I was forced to move to New York because of success” had me HOOKED.
@goldenwolf90
@goldenwolf90 4 года назад
“I don’t care what flag your cacausian flies under Brandon.” 😂😂😂
@branon6565
@branon6565 4 года назад
Samuel Paniagua...you look like you're of Caucasian descent, so what would make you laugh at a racist, anti-Caucasian so-called "joke"? Wtf is wrong with you?
@rocarlosdavis622
@rocarlosdavis622 4 года назад
Brandon happens to be a black sabbath fan..a ha🙂..I am their biggest fan 🤫😍🙂
@valeforedark
@valeforedark 4 года назад
Over 15 types of Caucasian. Just saying.
@valeforedark
@valeforedark 4 года назад
@@branon6565 the dudes asian
@blackmoonsage
@blackmoonsage 4 года назад
Branon Fontaine I don’t care BRANON
@shiestysean
@shiestysean 4 года назад
I’m from nyc and every winter we cry. But we deal with it. Like New Yorkers do. Cold & Upset
@RocknCorruptrepublic
@RocknCorruptrepublic 4 года назад
Summers are worse!!
@animenerd453
@animenerd453 4 года назад
I've lived in NY for 25 years. It gets cold for sure. But like idk you just deal with it. Plus snow is pretty.
@madhatterstudios4951
@madhatterstudios4951 4 года назад
As a Mainer, I look down on this
@StrongnBeautiful
@StrongnBeautiful 4 года назад
Feel you. Just like black Bostonians.
@BluDrop5
@BluDrop5 4 года назад
It's that damn wind that gets you every single time. Then, the humidity in the summer...
@Rambl3On
@Rambl3On 4 года назад
“They all sound like witches to me.” LMAO!!
@bleepbloopskrrr
@bleepbloopskrrr 4 года назад
I immediately thought of the landlord in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt 😂
@baringozi2214
@baringozi2214 4 года назад
She's funny. Wish her massive success
@MiladyToxic
@MiladyToxic 4 года назад
No don't! Then she gotta stay in New York
@Tubie1111
@Tubie1111 4 года назад
@@MiladyToxic Nah, she'll come to the best place... California!! 😎😉🌞
@emjayay
@emjayay 2 года назад
She's already massive.
@bleepbloopskrrr
@bleepbloopskrrr 4 года назад
“I know the North is racist because they split up White folks” 😂 Trueee.
@childwaters
@childwaters 3 года назад
Except white folks mostly split THEMSELVES up. Chicago, for example, is a huge city made up of dozens of ethnic neighborhoods. Immigrants tended to stay together to share and preserve their culture. Only human.
@Rubiecat
@Rubiecat 3 года назад
@@childwaters but this almost only happens in the US ? white folks from other countries don't put themselves in neighbourhoods of their ancestors' nationalities it's just weird
@JOHN----DOE
@JOHN----DOE 3 года назад
@@Rubiecat there are few if any other countries where there was so much 19thc immigration from wildly diverse European countries--ones with different languages, religions, etc. So in Chicago you have Irish, Italian, Polish, Ukrainian, Hungarian, etc. neighborhoods
@dc9482
@dc9482 3 года назад
yeah and black people split themselves up too into islanders and africans and african americans etc. the most racist stuff i ever heard said about hatians was from a Jamaican mans mouth not a white persons
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 4 года назад
Freezing my eggs! Sun out mocking me. 🤣
@spuddy553
@spuddy553 4 года назад
approved - a cold, tired, and ethnic new yorker
@eatsipkrave
@eatsipkrave 4 года назад
But are you successful?
@jonathanhawk5163
@jonathanhawk5163 4 года назад
Approved by a southerner. Y'all iz crazy!
@gibsonwhite1595
@gibsonwhite1595 4 года назад
“Find me a part of America that’s not racist - I’ll move today!” THANK YOU.
@HotBoxingMinute
@HotBoxingMinute 4 года назад
She is hilarious...period. The force is strong in this one ☝️
@GeorgeCopperfield
@GeorgeCopperfield 4 года назад
YellowBoyMagic Foreal she’s a heavy hitter 👌🏾
@valeforedark
@valeforedark 4 года назад
@@GeorgeCopperfield spelt eater wrong
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 4 года назад
Yes!
@James-bn6lg
@James-bn6lg 4 года назад
She’ll drop dead of diabetes in two years
@marissaburdock6550
@marissaburdock6550 4 года назад
@@valeforedark stfu you ain't funny
@NYCRose84
@NYCRose84 4 года назад
She must live in my neighborhood- Greek, above ground trains...that's Astoria...and I agree with everything she said lol
@aliciadoshi1249
@aliciadoshi1249 4 года назад
I'm guessing Astoria also.
@zinnydin2345
@zinnydin2345 3 года назад
Careful not to doxx yourself
@d.lhudson3875
@d.lhudson3875 Год назад
Yeah it’s Astoria, I knew cause of the above ground trains
@DotterSvea
@DotterSvea 4 года назад
"You got a billion degrees and you can't give me fifty?! Go to hell!" 🤣
@ClovertheUnburnt
@ClovertheUnburnt 4 года назад
"No through the grace of God I was not born here" "The south is so racist. Oh! You mean the part of the south that begins with Canada and ends in Mexico?"
@thehopeofeden597
@thehopeofeden597 4 года назад
Y’all strapped 2 islands together and went “Y’ALL GOT TO SEE THIS” When I tell you I choked!
@WE-uf5jq
@WE-uf5jq 4 года назад
Awsamazing Eden it’s technically 3 island
@Jasmin-fd3ny
@Jasmin-fd3ny 4 года назад
We suppose to be in west Africa wearing sandals and eating mangos 🥭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍🏻
@NellieKAdaba
@NellieKAdaba 4 года назад
I knew she would say something along those lines 😆
@elyrose4090
@elyrose4090 3 года назад
@@NellieKAdaba 🤣🤣🤣
@blackrockguitar07
@blackrockguitar07 4 года назад
She's talking about the cold in New York! *laughs in Chicagoan*
@youstolethecookie
@youstolethecookie 4 года назад
As a whole, the state of New York is colder than Illinois.
@hu0189743
@hu0189743 4 года назад
Laughs in Minnesotan
@thomassutherland7032
@thomassutherland7032 4 года назад
*cries while laughing in midwestern*
@ijustwannabehappier-v4973
@ijustwannabehappier-v4973 4 года назад
*laughs in Scandinavia*
@Svd0998
@Svd0998 4 года назад
Laughs in Michigander
@Carmel86Tae
@Carmel86Tae 4 года назад
“Emotionally, spiritually, genetically, historically, I’m never suppose to be cold.” I felt that in my soul!
@mattfish9952
@mattfish9952 4 года назад
"Everything that's wrong with New York City" could be a never-ending series
@100timessquare
@100timessquare 4 года назад
Matt Fischetti - enlighten us ole wise one. Whts wrong with NY? The beatiful woman of every ethnicity imaginable? The thousands of restaurants? The fact that it's a 24 hour city? The millions of stores? The high paying jobs? The culture? The hustle and bustle? The fact that NY breeds tough resilient people who are go getters? The historic theaters and architecture? The birth place of hip hop culture? If NY is not good then what are these other boring ass cities?
@santinaalessia7591
@santinaalessia7591 3 года назад
100timessquare it’s a joke man chill
@sandys7863
@sandys7863 3 года назад
@@santinaalessia7591 lol you can tell the 1st commenter is from the city lol just uptight and ready to fight about every thing smdh🤣 Besides everything they named makes it a great place to VISIT...thats it and thats all🙄
@santinaalessia7591
@santinaalessia7591 3 года назад
SANDY S right LMFAOO
@jrose1999
@jrose1999 3 года назад
@@100timessquare that's the problem right there all those things are supposed to make it the perfect city? It's another one of those citites that perpetuate an American dream. It's supposedly the land of opportunity but I was never more broke than in Brooklyn LMAOOOOO there was tons of things i thought I would get out of new York and it was the opposite. And beyond that new York lost its je no se qua a long time ago. Blame it on the gentrification all day but new york is not the same and most new natives BEEN leaving. Lol sorry I had to add something but you talk about highest paying jobs? Please include HIGHEST COST OF LIVING LMAOOOOO if it's not a dollar van or corner store food I can't afford it.
@tumisomarebane2536
@tumisomarebane2536 4 года назад
"A bomb is a damn bomb" - Lolest!!
@JustinMcBride21x
@JustinMcBride21x 4 года назад
She is so good. Like the joke about yelling at the sun. She tells you she snapped, and then there’s a slow build of anger in her voice as she progresses until she snaps. So good.
@ndevorend
@ndevorend 4 года назад
Native New Yorker here. It's not that bad here but she has some points. It's fun living here, never a dull moment but as you get older you just want a slower pace.
@dubreil07
@dubreil07 4 года назад
Diamond Bourne better than the hell hole you live in
@user-og7qq5zy8p
@user-og7qq5zy8p 4 года назад
ooh are you Native American
@twoodz2777
@twoodz2777 4 года назад
I’d rather go through seasons than baking in hell all year round.
@blackmoonsage
@blackmoonsage 4 года назад
Diamond Bourne ny does suck it’s a cult over there
@newnimprovesT3
@newnimprovesT3 4 года назад
It can be fun. I’m young n NYC has a trillion crazies on block. It’s anxiety inducing. Depending on where u are.
@Thedownwardmineon
@Thedownwardmineon 3 года назад
"I snapped because it was 7 degrees outside...but the sun was out...mocking me, like a lamp in the damn sky"
@enzomthethwa5861
@enzomthethwa5861 4 года назад
Ooh... Black people know that, when a black woman SINGS about how much she hates something, SHE MEANS IT! LOL
@adamrassi3516
@adamrassi3516 4 года назад
When she said, "I'll wait," I almost fell down I laughed so hard. brilliant
@oz70nyc50
@oz70nyc50 4 года назад
Never have I ever laughed so hard at a southern girl roasting my home town. And she ain't lyin' about none of it. 😂😂😂
@aliasrehbar9693
@aliasrehbar9693 4 года назад
She is stunning
@Lollita23
@Lollita23 4 года назад
Yeah love her look
@branon6565
@branon6565 4 года назад
Alias Rehbar....she's the size of a coke machine, you need to see an eye Dr quick, fast, and in a hurry....
@LifewithKhristy
@LifewithKhristy 4 года назад
Branon Fontaine a beautiful looking coke machinery
@hopscotch39
@hopscotch39 4 года назад
I love her hair
@TP-xy2ms
@TP-xy2ms 4 года назад
Beauty comes in all sizes, shades and looks. Why are we so hateful towards each other. I wish more people would focus their disdain towards the ails of this country than each other.
@chenaraseepersad3482
@chenaraseepersad3482 4 года назад
As someone semi new to NYC I’ve wanted to scream “I hate New York” so many times lol
@airmark02
@airmark02 4 года назад
Don't worry, its gets worse & the more exhausted you get, the faster you will walk wanting to push all the tourists out of the way....😜
@Tubie1111
@Tubie1111 4 года назад
Worst place I ever lived but I think it's ok to visit. Living? No.
@darrellboone9274
@darrellboone9274 3 года назад
Then go away
@childwaters
@childwaters 3 года назад
She left out the SMELLS. The place REEKS of garbage and greasy restaurant smells, exhaust emissions, etc. And the ENDLESS noise, all of it unpleasant. An offense to nature and to the senses.
@emjayay
@emjayay 2 года назад
@@childwaters My street is very quiet.
@antenna_prolly
@antenna_prolly 4 года назад
_"You got a billion degrees, you can't give me 50!?"_ Tax the rich 😆
@grassaf4354
@grassaf4354 4 года назад
When she said 7 degrees I didn’t think it was too bad, then I remembered it wasn’t Celsius and DAMN that is cold!
@AMADASFX
@AMADASFX 4 года назад
I’ve never felt so spiritually connected to someone like this before 😭❄️
@rachieface66
@rachieface66 4 года назад
“That’s all the degrees we were gonna get that day.” Ahahahahaha 😂😂😅😔😥
@jadkiss827
@jadkiss827 4 года назад
😏 "the part of the south that starts at Canada and ends at Mexico" 😂 clever
@ritaaleksandrovna4518
@ritaaleksandrovna4518 3 года назад
That’s an impressive level of geographical knowledge for american. Took me by surprise.
@taliam6182
@taliam6182 4 года назад
Dulcé: I hate new york Me living in New York: ...me too
@DReed1945
@DReed1945 4 года назад
Every Southern woman talking about the North, “And it’s so cold. I’m not supposed to be so cold”. Amen sister friend. 🙋‍♀️😂
@MeAVE243
@MeAVE243 3 года назад
I love New York, but she isn't wrong. Haha. Also I love, "I was a theater major, not an engineer" as she is catastrophizing. 😂
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 4 года назад
Jesus don’t want me to go to work. 🤣. All the degrees we were going to get that day...🤣
@Kkamikoee
@Kkamikoee 3 года назад
“We supposed to be in South Africa eating mangoes with sandals on” yessss ma’am 🙏🏾😂
@keilime7
@keilime7 4 года назад
This is a WHOLE testimony! I felt this in my soul lmaoooo
@brajonomari
@brajonomari 4 года назад
They all sound like witches to me LOL
@gabbyquigley
@gabbyquigley 4 года назад
She gets me. 💆🏾‍♀️
@justbeingveetv3423
@justbeingveetv3423 4 года назад
"We suppose to be in Africa eating Mangoes"😆 DAMN RIGHT!!!!
@nevt7973
@nevt7973 4 года назад
She is so funny! Love how she told her jokes in an unexpected way. So effortless too!
@kendrakausau
@kendrakausau 4 года назад
She’s hilarious and needs her own show!
@carlaeyyy649
@carlaeyyy649 4 года назад
0:08 "The men are beautiful" "They alright or whatever"
@bishopmccoy1274
@bishopmccoy1274 4 года назад
Lmao as a New Yorker that lives in the south now she is totally right hahaha
@passion4family
@passion4family 4 года назад
Same
@theo2fly
@theo2fly 4 года назад
👍👍👍
@100timessquare
@100timessquare 4 года назад
Bishop - no she is totally not right!NYC destroys any other city!
@jonathanhawk5163
@jonathanhawk5163 4 года назад
100timessquare, if they are from N.Y. and they saved up and moved down South then they are living like kings, and they'll only be back to N.Y. to visit.
@ultrainstinct6496
@ultrainstinct6496 Год назад
'ALL YALL GOTTA SEE THIS' just has me dying 🤣🤣🤣
@redsands1001
@redsands1001 3 года назад
The sadness in her voice talking about the cold is just really good. Good delivery
@AyeMatteBlack
@AyeMatteBlack 4 года назад
Sis went off I love it. & I'm from the Bronx. Dolce know what she talking about in a lot of these jokes 🙃🤣
@maryaddy8151
@maryaddy8151 Год назад
Love love love love her!! Her comedic style so refreshing and different 😍😍😍
@gailsparrovv
@gailsparrovv 4 года назад
I could watch Dulce rant all day about anything, add Sebastian Maniscalco and my day is complete 😂
@shakey2634
@shakey2634 4 года назад
I’ve spent a pretty fair amount of my time in New York on business in my over 60 years on this earth and whenever a family member suggested we go “do” New York for a vacation my answer was always the same.... you go ahead, I’m going anywhere but there.
@falloutgirl902
@falloutgirl902 4 года назад
shakey LOOOOOL
@emjayay
@emjayay 2 года назад
Good. Way too many tourists in NYC.
@myopinionthanks1764
@myopinionthanks1764 4 года назад
She is my new binge. Gotta find her all over RU-vid.
@ThePlayboyLen
@ThePlayboyLen 4 года назад
"Go vote and sit the Hell down..." - 🤣🤣🤣
@cassandrabrookover3085
@cassandrabrookover3085 4 года назад
Starts at Canada and ends at Mexico...show me a place in America that's not racist...I'll wait. Lmao
@-angelina9601
@-angelina9601 4 года назад
We might as well get a chair cuz we gon be waiting a loooong time 💀
@sadboihrs1229
@sadboihrs1229 3 года назад
Ohio?? Idk. They messed up with all the little devil worshiping small towns.
@MrsAlmightyKey
@MrsAlmightyKey 3 года назад
@@sadboihrs1229 Oh like Athens(coming from an Ohioan) yeahhh never going there 😂😂😂😂
@Kotobukicho
@Kotobukicho 4 года назад
How many times have I watched this, and I'm still laughing? I come from a big city, lack melanin, and I still want to memorize this routine to explain why I feel the way I do.
@Wunderlustgirl
@Wunderlustgirl Год назад
3:26 😆 the sun was out mocking me
@johnpetty3574
@johnpetty3574 4 года назад
LOL, that's something i tell people here in Portland Oregon and Washington State.... I'm born and raised in Newark NJ but now live over HERE, and here the winters (while not super cold ) ... is MOSTLY dark and dreary, it rains a lot here , but i tell people that ... NO MATTER HOW COLD IT GETS IN NY/NJ ...... the SUN is almost ALWAYS ... shinning, that's something i do miss about NY and NJ.
@inokerogoyawa
@inokerogoyawa 4 года назад
JOHN PETTY I remember going to Seattle for a week in January...Touched down on Sunday and didn’t see the sun till Tuesday....I was like nah man im going back to Cali where at least the suns out when it’s cold
@Perrellis1
@Perrellis1 4 года назад
I'm born and raised here. I know exactly what she's saying. I had enough now soon to leave. Still will always love NY.
@abiludlow8824
@abiludlow8824 4 года назад
This woman reached into my heart and spoke my truth. This is EXACTLY how I feel about London 😂
@firesign4297
@firesign4297 4 года назад
👏👏👏💛 P.s...im born and raised in NYC ...she is telling the... TRUTH!!!✌...
@notahuman1993
@notahuman1993 3 года назад
As a Filpino, when she said "we're not meant to be here!" I *felt that*. It's 70 degrees outside and all I fucking want is MORE HEAT.
@Hulk2k6
@Hulk2k6 4 года назад
The whole part with the Sun making just about piss myself.
@sherryfaye6262
@sherryfaye6262 4 года назад
God bless you! I cried every single cold day that I spent in the north. Silent tears just streamed down my face.
@danielbetekhtin6537
@danielbetekhtin6537 2 года назад
As a New Yorker who lives in Wisconsin, my summation of any southern place I've ever been is "it's so hotttt" in the same trembling voice as her complaint about the cold lmao
@Bibi-J
@Bibi-J Год назад
This beautiful lady is Brilliant ! I'd love to see whole shows from her. Love & greets to everybody, from Amsterdam (NL)❤🌷
@christinepierce7560
@christinepierce7560 9 месяцев назад
👩‍🎤 Greetings Amsterdam (NL) from Salem Oregon in The Pacific Northwest USA 🇺🇸 I’ve seen one of her shows here on RU-vid a few years ago. She’s very funny.🤗
@im19ice3
@im19ice3 4 года назад
bless her soul i've been trying to tell people i hate new york since forever
@dubreil07
@dubreil07 4 года назад
im19ice3 and? Your city is probably worse and not known for anything 😂😂
@im19ice3
@im19ice3 4 года назад
@@dubreil07 exactly! takes one to know one, wtf did i go all the way to manhattan if i could've been identically inconvenienced back home :)
@jrpapi5
@jrpapi5 4 года назад
im19ice3 we never wanted your ass here anyway😂😂
@MyNameHere101
@MyNameHere101 2 года назад
I love how she shakes her voice when she's upset. She's got such talent for comedy
@yvettemckinzie9082
@yvettemckinzie9082 4 года назад
As a native this was funny as hell! NYC can be an acquired taste.
@katieg213
@katieg213 3 года назад
*"Freezing my eggs"* 👌❤😂😂😂😂
@michaelaschrum5836
@michaelaschrum5836 4 года назад
I just want to say how much I appreciate this video and your delivery Ms. Sloan- I've watched this at least 10 times and laugh more and more! Please send us more! We love you!!
@boogieblack206
@boogieblack206 4 года назад
She funny. Now imma watch more of her to make sure she ain't trick me. Brb
@stanfatou2002
@stanfatou2002 4 года назад
Did she trick ya?
@boogieblack206
@boogieblack206 4 года назад
@@stanfatou2002 Nah im a fan now😂 She's witty, authentic, and kind of an asshole. I love it!
@wildones9339
@wildones9339 4 года назад
@@boogieblack206 she's real good!
@imtiredoftheseniggas6618
@imtiredoftheseniggas6618 4 года назад
She’s hilarious
@CherieButler
@CherieButler 4 года назад
She’s is the truth! Her voice is everything.
@connieh1736
@connieh1736 4 года назад
She literally speaks the truth!!!!! Had me dying, but agreeing the whole time🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thombendtsen399
@thombendtsen399 4 года назад
I love how she says “too co-o-old”
@Angie-cy4jx
@Angie-cy4jx 3 года назад
0:09 “they alright or wateva” 🤣🤣
@mistaseeforce
@mistaseeforce 4 года назад
Ny would be dope is it was the same size with half the people 🤷🏾‍♂️
@forman208
@forman208 4 года назад
And better weather. And less expensive
@bee4590
@bee4590 4 года назад
then it would just be a regular city
@danielx8
@danielx8 4 года назад
Same as London United Kingdom
@matthewcooper3535
@matthewcooper3535 4 года назад
40 years ago
@6thgenmew514
@6thgenmew514 4 года назад
Smd get out the city or move upstate
@Dawghome
@Dawghome 4 года назад
1:54 I'm white, 61 so far, born in the UK, still living here, and I relate to her claim she's not made out for the cold! Bless you sweet lady, nor am I! Who's idea was it anyway???
@guiltygreen
@guiltygreen 4 года назад
Loved her every word. Truth in everything she said! Preach!
@warrenk83
@warrenk83 2 года назад
when she starts singing I HATE THAT PLACEEE LOLLL
@VimeleosZen
@VimeleosZen 3 года назад
I use to love the concept of winter as a child coz we didn't get autumn and winter where I'm from. And then I developed an allergy towards cold temps where it gives me hives so I'm sticking to my summers.
@monicaelenes1700
@monicaelenes1700 4 года назад
0:09 “They alright or whateva” 😂
@meezfloe
@meezfloe Год назад
Had me cracking up the whole time. Hilarious!
@kristinnefertiti8267
@kristinnefertiti8267 4 года назад
So many good hooks...great story teller...great transitions...does not take her long to get to the punch lines.... You'll go far! ❤😆😆😆
@SweetGaBrownin
@SweetGaBrownin 3 года назад
I actually experience trembling when she said how cold New York was...lol we Georgians are truly not use to that kind of weather. Dulcé, you are absolutely divine 💙🙏🏽
@ShoshanaSarahLJ
@ShoshanaSarahLJ 4 года назад
"Emotionally, spiritually, genetically, historically, I'm never supposed to be cold" I felt this in my soul🙌🏽 Preach!😂
@jodiedaniels8306
@jodiedaniels8306 3 года назад
I’ve just discovered this wonderful lady. She’s amazing. Beautiful. Hysterical!!!!!!
@DanBrown96
@DanBrown96 4 года назад
Love this woman. Let’s have more of her!
@sensor.mellow
@sensor.mellow 4 года назад
When she said "It's so cold" I felt it in my bones 🤣