EVO Moment #2 

Today, Majin Obama teaches us the mechanics of tightening a sphincter for maximum dookie control. Priceless.

From here on out, Hellpockets understood what it was like to become a Stance character.

“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop, on company time.”

pockets playing like his stun bar is at 99%

Hearing that LTG's piss bottle tech is tournament legal caught me off guard.

He even sounded tired when he came back. My man was RELIEVED relieved lmao.

9:03 Obama talking about Sphincter Stance Cancels is a highlight of any entertainment I've seen this year

Gotta look out for those greasy foods when you're older. Grease vs Colon is a 9-1 matchup.

Taking the phrase "hold dat" to another level

the way you smirked when he said "can i go to the bathroom" it all came together. beautiful setup

You know it almost came out when he was like “apology maaaaaan”

Story time bussin I've just realised the stroke of genius that is the title lmao

This and Sajam's story about the apples makes me wonder what sorts of crazy stuff happens behind the scenes of these events and we're none the wiser

That sweats from the fuckin Calculus goin on in your head to figure out how much time you got left

Obama story time is always a blessing.

Keeping TUMS on you when you’re traveling and eating food is a pro strat.

Lesson: take a glass of water once you go to sleep. It helps with that morning dookie to prevent the mix-up all day

Damn, big props for trying to hold down the EVO poopools

"this is Evo #2" hit me so hard

Slopadilla, no super flash, zero frame startup. No can defend. Shout out to Pockets, dude is cool af. Sometimes you have no option but to take the L.

I was waiting for the video on this story Man, it seems so obvious from the outside, but when youre in the trenches man its so easy to miss that kinda thing lol

Dood was sitting on full Burst meter round 3 on a pixel of health and was just waiting for the right time 😂🙏🏼

man, 40 minutes??? you have to take a bath after one of those... that's why you do it before you clock in

I remember watching this and not knowing what was going on

This is hilarious, and extremely relatable to anyone who has experience doing anything live

The title already killed me lmao.

I was on the stream when you told this story but it goes to show that the edits really make an already hilarious moment even funnier.

Majin, you made me wheeze so hard i almost pee. Stop being the funniest dude in the FGC

The amount of focus on Pocket's face. Mandem was tryna hold back Thanos.

The layers to this go beyond the layers of cheese in the quesadilla 💯💯

A couple moments passed me while I was straining to push out how EVO Moments counting can flow backwards in time. Just pure BM.

Obama looking like the last remaining kamikaze pilot in the air space in that clip

You know how you pump super looking for fireballs. My man was pumping pooper like it was evo grands.

That's a lot of tech in this episode. 8:09 Certainly he couldn't.

Dawg I had no clue where this was going, and everything IMMEDIATELY made sense all at once.

come back two years later just to say the thumbnail for this video is GODLIKE. good shit whoever made it.

The dramatic look to the camera at 4:13. Didn't know what was happening, but knew it was something nasty. 💀

6:00 me and my dad

Going to work then your stomach starts twerking you want to keep going but that shit goes crazy for no reason

Hellpockets is the most slept on FGC figurehead that dude is secretly odee

6:58 The mystery is solved, the light returns to Obama's face once the plot reveals itself. R.I.S.C. has reached critical mass.

He superdashed to the bathroom

My man was fighting the good fight but those block strings were to OD lmao. When he asked to go to the bathroom is when the guard crush happened lol.

Lmao the video description "When Nature calls... Follow Majin Obama on Twitch and Twitter"

You didn't have to do my man HellPockets dirty like that.... DAMN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

In this episode daddy Obama tells us how Hellpockets got his name.

This is just making me miss jiyuna & obama commentating fighting Tuesday 😔😔

The amount of tech in this video is mind expanding.

1:15 c'moonnnnn Hell/HotPockets hahaha Imagine Matrix's face after he says that LOL

Man's got a full tank But it ain't just gas-

He was gone for 40 min 30 min to blast the porcelain 10 min to pray to God for delivering my man from anal purgatory

Man needed more broccoli in his life.

Bruh.... I laughed so hard at this 🤣 I didn't know what type of video I was in for.

#2? Wait how can that be DFBZ is not that ol-... OOOHHHHH

yo pockets RISC gauge at maximum when it hit

not the "shit shift" breakdown...

kof 2002 ost, obama has good taste

My man was praying to the rng gods

Zoom in on Hellpockets "Hello darkness my old friiiieeeend"

Hey alright, let's get the popcorn ready

This was so educational

He hellpants now, the pockets are all empty

Me thinking there was an Evo moment #1

thats some pretty wild poop holding tech right there

i cannot believe this story is something that exists

11:33 and the title finally hits me

Great, now when offline tournaments come back I'll always hear the commentators and think "could they be wearing geriatric diaper?"

Can anyone link EVO Moments #1? I can't seem to find it

Sphincter control is best control. ~ Sun Tzu, The Art of War

What a potent commentator combo lmao.

Majin Obama always bringing the heat

Currensy albums hard not to speak on, they all gems

Hell Pockets new turtle strat

It was like watching someone dying on camera 😱

Something is in that pocket and it’s gonna fall out

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Thanks for keeping it real lmfao. Gonna Hella be looking at commentators faces now haha

Love these Obama tales.

Brah... 🚽 You funny AF, son...

I havent laughed at shit and shit jokes this much in so long lmao

You're a menace for this one 😂😂😂

Legen-wait for it-dary

Prarie dogging is hilarious

This vid is goated.

he had to go to little melty player's room

Trouble on Dookie Island

Thanks for holding the front

he needed that dookie discord tech

Obama my favorite commentator of all time

It kinda sucks that when players have to take a bathroom or smoke everyone pretty much has to make time for them to come back, but if it's in reverse you gotta hold that L. That's why whenever I've worked as a stage manager I literally even manage the players breaks, like "Bro your next match it 3 natches after this, you gotta go smoke or pee THIS is your chance" and even then they choose to go like right before their match smh

Title is godlike

Great video

I laughed so much. Thank you

I see what you did there with the title

Godlike title

Lol 😂 Great story bro, keep 'em coming 😅

Man you know what he had to do you shoulda been like yo take a break n do your thing

Professionallism

This was mad funny

I love story time