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Ex-Men: Wolverine 

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Professor X fires Wolverine. Watch the outtakes here: • Ex-Men: Wolverine Outt...
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@carllazarraga2858
@carllazarraga2858 4 года назад
He was so confident when he said tubes, I lost it.
@nurse425
@nurse425 3 года назад
Glass AND Tubes, LOL!
@kylearmstrong5274
@kylearmstrong5274 3 года назад
Toooobz
@The.jokes.on.you1997
@The.jokes.on.you1997 3 года назад
“It’s made of met” “ it’s made of metallll” Logan: its made of metal! 😂😂😂
@anewf8724
@anewf8724 3 года назад
Hell yeah 🤣
@_Moody_1502
@_Moody_1502 3 года назад
reminded me of that one scene in breaking bad, where jesse said "ahhhh wireeee"
@THE_BEAR_JEW
@THE_BEAR_JEW 4 года назад
"GET A JOURNAL LOGAN!" The delivery is simply perfect.
@bryanbarrera1561
@bryanbarrera1561 4 года назад
But where did I come FROm!
@greysenpurdy2089
@greysenpurdy2089 4 года назад
@@bryanbarrera1561 YOU'RE NOT HEARING ME! NO ONE GIVES A HOT SHIT!!!
@simonhailom2477
@simonhailom2477 4 года назад
*Stefan Salvatore approves*
@albeil55
@albeil55 3 года назад
That does not help us... You do not help us
@AxeMan808
@AxeMan808 3 года назад
I came down here to post that, but I knew someone already had.
@goofybad
@goofybad 2 года назад
"I'm gonna run at him." That fact that he said that so confidently had me dying.
@liquidsleepgames3661
@liquidsleepgames3661 2 года назад
From the movies that is the train of thought. Just charge the magic man who can control metal.
@enriquepena2009
@enriquepena2009 2 года назад
Hes very fast tho
@duyvan247
@duyvan247 2 года назад
Well, that's technically correct because he is the one who tanks most of the damage from the villain, nobody get impaled by metal bars and throw under the river, nobody get blasted with high energy beams from the Phoenix while the whole x-men was fighting it.
@SenorGrandePP
@SenorGrandePP Год назад
He ran at Magneto 🧲 everytime in the cartoons and got fucked up it made me laugh 😂
@ChawlieJR
@ChawlieJR 10 месяцев назад
😂
@AleQuag
@AleQuag 2 года назад
"Wolverine I'm gonna write you a prescription for an antipsychotic" lmao that was gold
@davisjones7137
@davisjones7137 8 месяцев назад
The fact that it's tbe motorcycle he borrowed stole from cyclops
@signalnine2601
@signalnine2601 2 месяца назад
What I love is that he sounds genuinely concerned. Literally like a doctor at the office.
@wasssyup
@wasssyup Месяц назад
The motorcycle repeat right after that did it for me.😂
@johnnykool5083
@johnnykool5083 4 года назад
"You and Beast would be sniffing bags for the TSA" lmfao
@AJSSPACEPLACE
@AJSSPACEPLACE 4 года назад
Johnny Kool at least beast is a scientist, he has useful academic skill
@TingusPingus445
@TingusPingus445 4 года назад
Johnny Kool that’s one of your skills right I can smell really far That does not help us you do not help us
@joestar6194
@joestar6194 4 года назад
That was one of the meanest and funniest lines I've ever heard.😂🤣
@davidlacoste
@davidlacoste 3 года назад
I didn't get his biff with Beast.
@awaxinthewest
@awaxinthewest 3 года назад
"I can smell really far!"😂
@daredevil6145
@daredevil6145 5 лет назад
Claws here look more realistic than in ORIGINS!!!
@stephenschultz3471
@stephenschultz3471 5 лет назад
Veyvovv Sapkota That sounds about right.
@redharrison894
@redharrison894 4 года назад
Claws from X-Men Animated Series is more realistic than Origins
@kevdaddyjohnson7256
@kevdaddyjohnson7256 4 года назад
It do fr...
@charliericker274
@charliericker274 3 года назад
That movie and X3 do not exist.
@hilleryearl524
@hilleryearl524 3 года назад
The damn claws looked more realistic in the first movie than in Origins; Origins was pure shit!
@voltgod
@voltgod 2 года назад
When Logan responds "Tubes?" it is a flawless moment. Just Perfect.
@ImJustSaijan
@ImJustSaijan Год назад
That's gonna be my response to anyone's questions at work now 😂
@BobbyBignutz
@BobbyBignutz 10 месяцев назад
@@ImJustSaijan Is "tubes" the answer to a lot of questions for a walmart greeter ?
@samuelburton302
@samuelburton302 9 месяцев назад
GLASS and TUBES 😂
@piyushmalhotra1457
@piyushmalhotra1457 7 месяцев назад
"That does not help us. YOU do not help us." Hilarious delivery!
@ZUZAINFINITY
@ZUZAINFINITY 9 лет назад
But he has a motorcycle!
@viridianrenegade4614
@viridianrenegade4614 9 лет назад
My friend can't stop telling me he has a motorcycle, and he does!
@zerocool-zerocool
@zerocool-zerocool 6 лет назад
and he can smell really far
@stgodless
@stgodless 6 лет назад
I has a motorcycle too :/
@animemanXLK
@animemanXLK 5 лет назад
Professor X really didn't seem to understand the importance of the motorcycle he had. I mean he could taken his motorcycle and joined Magneto and then were would the X-men be? they'd have no Wolverine or Motorcycle might as well retire the entire team right then and there.
@Killerbeast-hx5qp
@Killerbeast-hx5qp 5 лет назад
Where did he come from though????
@VeniVidiVici..
@VeniVidiVici.. 4 года назад
“You’re not.. all here are you?” “I’m not all there” 😂😂
@ledouxlink7265
@ledouxlink7265 4 года назад
Omg LOL
@collegerebel
@collegerebel 3 года назад
I'm going to prescribe you an antipsychotic that I want you to take.
@TheCornCobbler
@TheCornCobbler 3 года назад
I can smell really far..... I have a motorcycle.😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tigermaximus8003
@tigermaximus8003 3 года назад
i littlerly laugh when he said that!;) ommgg!! jajajaj
@sarumes
@sarumes 2 года назад
He’s pretty important to this team bub
@OokamiKageGinGetsu
@OokamiKageGinGetsu 3 года назад
"Tubes?" Well, he's _technically_ not wrong.
@realitycheck5383
@realitycheck5383 3 года назад
ive seen all these 50 times and they still make me laugh out loud! some of pete holmes finest works!
@-Joyfull
@-Joyfull Год назад
And here I am watching these for the first time ever in 2022 and wondering why the algorithm never gave them to me when they were fresh. LOL
@davidhenriksson285
@davidhenriksson285 10 месяцев назад
Wow, your memory is even worse than Logans!
@ParameterGrenze
@ParameterGrenze 8 месяцев назад
These are really impressive. Gets me every time. Just watched it in 2023, 10 years after it came out.
@chungdha
@chungdha 10 лет назад
Should do a Batman hires people Justic League as he is paying for the whole thing and need to mock some of the applicants like Aquaman and more.
@steelbear2063
@steelbear2063 6 лет назад
Batman really is not a good choice to mock someone's superpowers
@pygmyrhino5515
@pygmyrhino5515 6 лет назад
chungdha Aquaman can fucking teleport how is he useless
@RKBock
@RKBock 6 лет назад
yeah, but if you really think about it, batman is the useless one. if not for the dumb plot where he can be a detective, inventor, billionaire, lover, head of a company, and everything else at day, while fighting crime at night (admit it, he's either a time lord and can do several things at once, while also having more than 24h/day and not sleep, or he's a human with fancy gadgets that can't do sh*t against any supernatural enemy. he would die faster to magneto than volverine).
@viktorwillyam
@viktorwillyam 6 лет назад
RKBock all of the doesn’t matter BECAUSE HE IS BATMAN
@scrappydoolobster6143
@scrappydoolobster6143 6 лет назад
Pygmy Rhino you’re like 4 years late to the reply.
@Jteee1
@Jteee1 9 лет назад
Well now I know what motorcycles are made of: glass and tubes
@WatchDog10
@WatchDog10 9 лет назад
TheMegaHarvey I think he said "class".
@Musiclover-kz2zp
@Musiclover-kz2zp 9 лет назад
No, glass tubes
@EadmundIsenHealf
@EadmundIsenHealf 9 лет назад
Musiclover 26065 He says "glass 'nd tubes".
@neurotica5461
@neurotica5461 9 лет назад
TheMegaHarvey metal tubes and glass windows
@farkham4
@farkham4 8 лет назад
Metaaaall..... its made of metal
@justin_lee3005
@justin_lee3005 Год назад
“Or storm fly over and suck him into a hurricane, a god damn hurricane” I’ve seen this a thousand times and it’s still hilarious lmao 😂
@hilleryearl524
@hilleryearl524 3 года назад
"Where do I go?" "I don't really give a shit" Died from laughter
@michaelquaill4
@michaelquaill4 8 лет назад
Prof X, reminds me of Dr Evil. lol. Man i love this series.
@darthmemeious9526
@darthmemeious9526 6 лет назад
MD Q he just needs mini me, scar, bald cat and hes perfect
@Chief_Bill
@Chief_Bill 6 лет назад
Same
@KushSalad
@KushSalad 5 лет назад
Right?
@FalloutPlays
@FalloutPlays 5 лет назад
TUBES
@iamchuchu9467
@iamchuchu9467 3 года назад
Love your vids man
@depurasangre86
@depurasangre86 3 года назад
and glass dont forget glass. it combines tubes and glass and then it go vroom vroom.
@noellucas6421
@noellucas6421 3 года назад
You the man fallout
@emeraldeyes6313
@emeraldeyes6313 3 года назад
I died when he said that!! 🤣💀
@reddragonlegacy
@reddragonlegacy 2 года назад
To this day, I still use "Tubes, glass tubes" as an answer when I don't know something 😂
@CabbageSandwich
@CabbageSandwich 2 года назад
Its a solid go-to
@jbevan4411
@jbevan4411 Год назад
Thats fandamntastic🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@saar144
@saar144 Год назад
Glass and tubes.
@theone-tg4ey
@theone-tg4ey 9 месяцев назад
lul
@DanielFlailed
@DanielFlailed 2 года назад
Pete was one of the funniest dudes on the internet during these times. I haven't watched anything recently, but I hope it's as good as this.
@BobbyBignutz
@BobbyBignutz 10 месяцев назад
its not, hes just a podcast douche now
@mr_fox8066
@mr_fox8066 9 месяцев назад
There is some new batman sketches on his channel
@TheBumscrubber
@TheBumscrubber 4 года назад
I think Wolverine's most impressive ability isn't his blades but his ability to regenerate
@santeri5921
@santeri5921 4 года назад
That is his mutant ability. The blades aren't an "ability"
@philliphorton3541
@philliphorton3541 4 года назад
@@santeri5921 technically the claws are, the metal isnt
@incanticle699
@incanticle699 4 года назад
@@philliphorton3541 because originally they were bone.
@redharrison894
@redharrison894 4 года назад
@@philliphorton3541 wrong!
@OK-yy6qz
@OK-yy6qz 4 года назад
Yeah But technically that's not that helpful to anyone but him
@DravenSlaven
@DravenSlaven 9 лет назад
"I can really feel you picturing a motorcycle" hahaha
@arandomguy.2309
@arandomguy.2309 2 года назад
It's 2022 & this is cracking me up . Such timeless comedy 😅
@da_pikmin_coder8367
@da_pikmin_coder8367 2 года назад
I love how in a lot of these videos it's very obvious Pete Holmes considers Storm to be the only useful mutant. Maybe in the movies she's not used to her full advantage. But irl if you had a woman that could fly and summon any natural disaster she wanted, that's OP af.
@U-PN-BI-IBW
@U-PN-BI-IBW 10 месяцев назад
Fr if she can summon any natural disaster, could she not fucking spirit a whole maximum power earthquake? or summon a mudslide/rockfall out of nowhere? volcanic eruption? tsunami? a whole fucking solar storm???
@BobbyBignutz
@BobbyBignutz 10 месяцев назад
No, making a storm serves no use other than a distraction for many of her enemies, the majority of her time was providing cover with rain and clouds which could and have been blown away by rogues, and many others breath.
@trumpney3308
@trumpney3308 10 месяцев назад
@@BobbyBignutz she would suck him into a goddamn hurricane, were you not listening?
@DBBMed
@DBBMed 9 месяцев назад
Storms have strong electromagnetic fields
@spencergsmith
@spencergsmith 8 месяцев назад
@@BobbyBignutzit isn’t just “making a storm” she can control the elements of the weather, including rain, hail, wind, and lightning. Not only that, but she can localize them to a small area so it only affects specific targets. Imagine being caught in a powerful tornado that is directed exclusively at you or your immediate vicinity. Pretty terrifying stuff.
@ajshim
@ajshim 10 лет назад
I would have died from laughter if Hugh Jackman was Wolverine in this.
@cornhusker221
@cornhusker221 10 лет назад
Jackman has done enough damage to the character
@WryLion
@WryLion 10 лет назад
the claw effect in this is actually better than most of the movies
@NovusIgnis
@NovusIgnis 10 лет назад
heywood jablome Shut your face. Jackman is a perfect wolverine. Just like Patrick is a perfect professor x, Ian a perfect magneto, Downey jr a perfect tony stark, and Samuel l Jackson was a spitting image of nick fury all along.
@WryLion
@WryLion 10 лет назад
NovusIgnis Wolverine is meant to be 5'4 & really bestial, since Jackman started playing him he's turned into a male model. (I like his portrayal, but the look is all wrong.) Also Samuel L Jackson looks the spit because Nicks Ultimate persona is based off of him. In the mainstream universe Nick Fury is white
@NovusIgnis
@NovusIgnis 10 лет назад
Wry Lion technically the mainstream universe is now the ultimate universe.
@mrevilducky
@mrevilducky 9 лет назад
Still better than the claws in Origins: Wolverine
@morgrim3367
@morgrim3367 7 лет назад
MrEvilDucky sadly true
@howardtheduck4715
@howardtheduck4715 6 лет назад
MrEvilDucky Logan sucked
@FavioRiveros
@FavioRiveros 6 лет назад
Oh my God!!! true! this is sad!
@howardtheduck4715
@howardtheduck4715 6 лет назад
Lmaster 2700 ohhhhhhhh did your butt hurt when I told you that Logan sucked, that it was literally the worst wolverine movie in the fucking world ever
@naughtydog201
@naughtydog201 6 лет назад
Societies Byproduct Don't you have anything better to do?
@afrosamurai7215
@afrosamurai7215 2 года назад
This is so hilarious no matter how many times I see it I am still continuously laughing my ass off.🤣 He and beast sniffing bags at the airport.
@toboe463
@toboe463 2 года назад
When he stutters at 2:45 killed me lol
@PlanetSulfur
@PlanetSulfur 10 лет назад
"I'M GONNA RUN AT HIM!" >:D "You're gonna RUN at Magneto." - _ -' "I'm VERY FAST." >:D
@1stKimozabi
@1stKimozabi 10 лет назад
AND he can smell REALLY FAR! :)
@agentringer
@agentringer 10 лет назад
Don't forget his motorcycle.
@LethalByChoice
@LethalByChoice 6 лет назад
I have a motorcycle
@Rebazar
@Rebazar 10 лет назад
I also love how the claw CGI is better in this comedy sketch than it is in the actual, Marvel produced "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" that aired in theaters.
@MrEherndon5
@MrEherndon5 10 лет назад
Fox makes terrible movies. Marvel Studios would have made an awesome xmen/wolverine.
@MrEherndon5
@MrEherndon5 10 лет назад
But yes Petes effects are way better
@cliffjr7512
@cliffjr7512 10 лет назад
no
@reecegrooms8026
@reecegrooms8026 6 лет назад
marvel didn't make it fox did
@rakib17874
@rakib17874 6 лет назад
that's why he said "would have" ...
@CwP_
@CwP_ 2 года назад
I'm so happy to have returned years later for more Pete hilarity. So we'll written. Impeccable timing!
@writersthatcook1651
@writersthatcook1651 2 года назад
The the top ten funniest comedy skits, ever. "If it were up to me, you and Beast would be out at the airport, sniffing bags for the TSA..." (wiping away tears of laughter)
@mohammedmughal6644
@mohammedmughal6644 4 года назад
"I REALLY feel you picturing a motorcycle and TRYING......." LOL
@Jygerthe2nd
@Jygerthe2nd 9 лет назад
Logan's face when he says "Tubes". Goddammit...XD
@tapiwachida6016
@tapiwachida6016 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@death_incarnate9231
@death_incarnate9231 4 года назад
He was so enthusiastic 😂😂😂
@ultra6671
@ultra6671 3 месяца назад
I've been watching the X-Men cartoon, and it's amazing how the most useful things Wolverine does to resolve the conflict in a lot of episodes _aren't_ his claws, but rather, his enhanced senses and healing factor.
@benwilliams3539
@benwilliams3539 3 года назад
I love how he slowly detracts his claws in dissapointment and sadness haha
@craftymiscreant5748
@craftymiscreant5748 9 лет назад
Wolvarine: "I can smell REALLY far!" Professor X: "...That does not help us. You do not help us..." hahahaha priceless.
@vladtheimpaler9577
@vladtheimpaler9577 6 лет назад
CraftyMiscreant It does help them.If they need to track somebody then Wolverine is the man for the job.If an enemy escales unnoticed then Logan can track them.
@dannyharvey5702
@dannyharvey5702 6 лет назад
I HAVE a motorcycle
@bastardjustice
@bastardjustice 5 лет назад
I bet he can smell Beast's pits and Jean's um...ass
@doomsday24
@doomsday24 5 лет назад
bastardjustice Jeans ass..hmm IWANTTHATPOWER
@gunukulanaren2957
@gunukulanaren2957 5 лет назад
@@vladtheimpaler9577 they can just buy a dog
@johnnycee9325
@johnnycee9325 6 лет назад
GET A JOURNAL LOGAN!!! Probably the greatest advice he was given over and over again 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@archivarka1376
@archivarka1376 Месяц назад
...but where did he come from?
@jeremyvondelacruz3571
@jeremyvondelacruz3571 3 года назад
"Where do I go?" "I missed the part where that's my problem"
@godsoffice5714
@godsoffice5714 3 года назад
Come back Mr Holmes you are one of the best talents in the world. World's needs a RU-vidr like you.
@chrisholmes1809
@chrisholmes1809 9 лет назад
'GET A JOURNAL LOGAN'
@davidmurphy1207
@davidmurphy1207 5 лет назад
Yes that was a line in the skit. Why the fuck do people do this? We watched it. We know what they said.
@RJ-rp8yd
@RJ-rp8yd 5 лет назад
@@davidmurphy1207 Butthurt.
@kyle013100
@kyle013100 5 лет назад
@@davidmurphy1207 Why reply to a 4 year old post....did it trigger you THAT much?
@Killerbeast-hx5qp
@Killerbeast-hx5qp 5 лет назад
David Murphy lol shut up incel the comment is 4 years old
@Killerbeast-hx5qp
@Killerbeast-hx5qp 5 лет назад
Steve Lethal no I’m replying to the 1 month ignorant comment by David over there
@quanjr
@quanjr 4 года назад
Scripted or not I couldn’t sit and ask someone “ what is a motorcycle made of” and their reply be “Tubes” with complete conviction without 💩ing my self laughing
@chomdaim3542
@chomdaim3542 3 года назад
Yes same here I'm really impressed with Pete though and you can see it in his character, he almost broke and how he played it off really well🤣🤣🤣
@ParentsNightIn
@ParentsNightIn 3 года назад
These Ex-Men sketches are outrageously funny.
@retrochristmas7329
@retrochristmas7329 2 года назад
I have no idea why this show wasn't successful this guy and the red haired guy were HILLARIOUS!!! #BRINGBACKPETEHOLMES LETS GET THIS TRENDING!
@Poorgamerclan
@Poorgamerclan 6 лет назад
I have a motorcycle
@andreim4781
@andreim4781 4 года назад
K
@xntr1ck944
@xntr1ck944 4 года назад
@@andreim4781 k
@CytotoxinK
@CytotoxinK 3 года назад
You're fired
@djay4416
@djay4416 3 года назад
Made of tubes?
@generalgrevious815
@generalgrevious815 3 года назад
@@djay4416 and glass. I too own a motorcycle and can indeed confirm, tubes and glass.
@randomniche1345
@randomniche1345 6 лет назад
"that's your power, you flail" dead
@fizzbrew
@fizzbrew 4 года назад
Random Bizz fucking magikarp
@williamrivard4130
@williamrivard4130 Год назад
This came out 9 years ago?!?! Dude, I remember this came out my senior year of high school and I was recovering from a surgery to fix a hernia I got from football. I remember the pain from laughing so hard at this😂
@manuxyz595
@manuxyz595 3 года назад
0:42, better CGI than X-men origins - Wolverine
@OrangeAmped
@OrangeAmped 9 лет назад
But where did I come from, though!?
@megaburritozero
@megaburritozero 9 лет назад
GET A JOURNAL, LOGAN!
@shawntlucas90
@shawntlucas90 9 лет назад
Lol! That journal line had me cracking up so bad.
@jzep789
@jzep789 6 лет назад
David Hynes Nobody gives a hot shit.
@MrLittleBigMan97
@MrLittleBigMan97 5 лет назад
Canada
@masonthewarriorful
@masonthewarriorful 5 лет назад
GET A JOURNAL DAVID!!!
@Hairmetallurgist
@Hairmetallurgist 4 года назад
"No, you're not hearing me... No one gives a hot shit..." I'm dyin', here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@THMILLER
@THMILLER 2 года назад
This is hilarious and the Outtakes are even better!😂
@professorwolf3843
@professorwolf3843 5 месяцев назад
Pete's reaction to "Tubes.....?" brings me to tears. GREAT skit!
@johnnyfavorite1194
@johnnyfavorite1194 4 года назад
Dr. Evil masquerading as Professor X
@ThanosXv
@ThanosXv 4 года назад
"Storm can suck him into a hurricane!" Fires Storm in a few episodes.
@aceofshade5286
@aceofshade5286 4 года назад
Into a GODDAMN hurricane
@rhysbailey6827
@rhysbailey6827 4 года назад
Nah, she quit
@gorkskoal9315
@gorkskoal9315 4 года назад
and be be a smart ass.
@VikingVillage01
@VikingVillage01 3 года назад
To be fair it was because she wouldn't make it nice weather for his golf game.
@hilleryearl524
@hilleryearl524 3 года назад
LOL he blackmailed Storm
@perfectsoulmates2023
@perfectsoulmates2023 8 месяцев назад
Congrats Pete on 700,000 SUBSCRIBERS 🥳♥️
@Afrofries
@Afrofries 3 года назад
Me and my friends will say "tuubes"! to each other, we have for years. Such an epic video
@ellllllo77
@ellllllo77 5 лет назад
What’s a motorcycle made of? “...tubes” Lmao😂😂😂
@crashthestash
@crashthestash 10 лет назад
"You're not all here, are you?"
@night4345
@night4345 10 лет назад
"I'm not all there."
@SaraStar7373
@SaraStar7373 10 лет назад
"Are you just saying back to me what I'm saying to you?"
@jayadrathabose31
@jayadrathabose31 10 лет назад
Sara Dickson "Did you just repeat what I said?"
@eb1247
@eb1247 5 лет назад
Eh Wol.. Psh. Wolverine im going to write you a prescription
@JuanJimenez-lh4be
@JuanJimenez-lh4be 5 лет назад
Eric Buchanan I have a motorcycle
@juliusjud117
@juliusjud117 Месяц назад
I met the actor who plays Wolverine here, George, at my work the other week, and he is a really nice guy. I told him that I die every time I hear "tubes," and he was proud since that was improv. Nice guy.
@nduduzo
@nduduzo 3 года назад
I wasn't ready for the tubes man!!! 😂😂😂 I wept!
@AnarchistPoop
@AnarchistPoop 9 лет назад
TUBE....GLASS AND TUBESS
@Musiclover-kz2zp
@Musiclover-kz2zp 9 лет назад
Without the and
@AnarchistPoop
@AnarchistPoop 9 лет назад
Musiclover 26065 I think he drawls it. Glass...glass 'nd tubes
@ALPHAGHOST3
@ALPHAGHOST3 8 лет назад
hahah matchs your picture :D
@AnarchistPoop
@AnarchistPoop 8 лет назад
ALPHAGHOST3 lol
@scepterstar
@scepterstar 10 лет назад
"I'll run at him!" "You'll run at Magneto?"
@angelintodemonseed
@angelintodemonseed 3 года назад
“I’m very fast.” I mean, to be fair, he’s a lot faster than Professor I-can’t-move-my-legs X.
@gorkskoal9315
@gorkskoal9315 2 года назад
not if professor "I could get leg implants or help regenerating them" X, "accidentally" has logan forget he can run.
@angelintodemonseed
@angelintodemonseed 2 года назад
@@gorkskoal9315 He does mentally abuse the children and other members of the team quite often, doesn’t he?
@jadedqueen7782
@jadedqueen7782 11 месяцев назад
I have a motorcycle You are not all here are you I am not all there. Best x men pete holmes sketches. I m laughing so hard
@SqueezeLift
@SqueezeLift 10 лет назад
"What is a motorcycle made of"..... TUBES!
@JosephKinney
@JosephKinney 9 лет назад
Mehh-tahl
@WatchDog10
@WatchDog10 6 лет назад
Meeetaaaaaal
@joshuabrooks50
@joshuabrooks50 8 лет назад
Pete Holmes should have a skit show, I bet it would get more views than a talk show
@saffronmischief3480
@saffronmischief3480 8 лет назад
HELL YES!
@dylanreynolds7343
@dylanreynolds7343 8 лет назад
He had one on TBS and it got cancelled
@joshuabrooks50
@joshuabrooks50 8 лет назад
He had more of a talk show though. It really should have been more of a skit show
@SuperYoshikong
@SuperYoshikong 8 лет назад
+The King What was it called?
@NublarSixFan
@NublarSixFan 7 месяцев назад
"Wol... shhhshhh...ff...hmmm..." might be my favourite line in anything ever
@jasonmatthew8650
@jasonmatthew8650 3 года назад
I’m amazed that him popping the claws somehow looks better than it did in X-men origins lol
@batfan038
@batfan038 10 лет назад
Dr Evil is firing Wolverine
@Spriinntz
@Spriinntz 10 лет назад
Dr. Evil doesn't dress that sharp.
@MarionRelics
@MarionRelics 4 года назад
Kinda surprised he didn’t bring up all his relationships with the school’s teenage girls...
@reggieherod8678
@reggieherod8678 4 года назад
Gabe Stein yeahhh but lowkey they all tryna fuck like come on now💯😂
@bakedgoods7116
@bakedgoods7116 4 года назад
Wait, didn't Prof X pined for Jean Grey once upon a time? Onslaught brought it up.
@rhysbailey6827
@rhysbailey6827 4 года назад
@@bakedgoods7116 wait, hold on, what?!
@TingusPingus445
@TingusPingus445 4 года назад
Reggie Miller technically roque just wanted a father figure and Jean Grey was thirsty af
@blackwingdragonmasta
@blackwingdragonmasta 4 года назад
Jean wasn't a kid though.
@bundy26
@bundy26 3 года назад
Every time I see this I can't stop laughing.
@kenaaaron7122
@kenaaaron7122 Год назад
Wolverine actually managed to leave the professor speechless for a bit lol 😆
@CaptainJozefBlackheart
@CaptainJozefBlackheart 4 года назад
1:32 HAD ME DYING "Tubes"😂😂😂😂🙏
@classifiedveteran9879
@classifiedveteran9879 3 месяца назад
To be fair, there are a lot of _"tubes"_ in a motorcycle, but that goes with any combustion engine, I guess. However, there's very little, if any, glass excluding lightbulbs and the windscreen...
@DashCat9
@DashCat9 9 лет назад
"No one gives a hot shit" is one of my favorite things to say now. Thank you for that.
@kcizere1992
@kcizere1992 7 месяцев назад
These sketches are absolutely golden 😂
@guybuckridge7326
@guybuckridge7326 2 года назад
Lol, I keep coming back to this one 'cause it was just the best. So many great lines and there is great timing as well. I had no plans to comment but I don't see other people bringing this up so I have to. The way Wolverine says "met-al" in that weird, robot-learning to speak way always makes me laugh the most.
@blueelementomega6411
@blueelementomega6411 8 лет назад
hey wolverine you wanna see my claws.... ROFL !!!!
@SCWROX
@SCWROX 9 лет назад
You also forgot the fact that Wolverine has healing powers.
@darkcylander
@darkcylander 9 лет назад
SCWROX I can't imagine that coming in handy against Magneto in that whole bridge scenario
@execrisiscoreonearth
@execrisiscoreonearth 9 лет назад
he sure can heal! Right up until magneto LITERALLY tears the metal from his body, like they've already explored in the comics. then, not so much..... seriously, why do they have him fight against magneto so much??
@Bruinsbigestbear
@Bruinsbigestbear 8 лет назад
+Brandon Bevill They should say "you know what Logan, why don't you sit this one out."
@Darkalfondso
@Darkalfondso 8 лет назад
still. push him back
@redharrison894
@redharrison894 8 лет назад
+Andrew Miville In X-Men animated series Magnito can't magnetize adamantium wich makes total ducking sense..if u can't break it you definitely can't magnitize it either! even Brian Singer said that the only reason they done that is because he wanted to use that line for Magnito "every bone from your body is made out of metal..right"
@evanrailman7898
@evanrailman7898 Год назад
I come back to these every few months. This is my favorite one, tied with Magneto
@DuanneDames
@DuanneDames 9 месяцев назад
"Get a journal, Logan!" 😂
@jshenefelt
@jshenefelt 10 лет назад
GET A JOURNAL LOGAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@Gammalification
@Gammalification 10 лет назад
Dude this Xavier is an asshole...I love it!
@breakingthebat9340
@breakingthebat9340 2 года назад
I still watch all these and bad man all the time. These skits are classics.
@Rose-uu9yk
@Rose-uu9yk 3 года назад
Where has this been all my life😂
@WybjornVR
@WybjornVR 10 лет назад
Better CGI than Origins: Wolverine
@zachattack7003
@zachattack7003 5 лет назад
"You want to see my claws!🖕🖕" So fucking hilarious that part
@AgentAshe
@AgentAshe Год назад
"That does not help us.... You do not help us." Is still the most common catchphrase in my group of friends.
@NicoTime
@NicoTime Год назад
This one slays me every single time I watch it. And I watch it a lot 😁🤣😂
@rottenhead8385
@rottenhead8385 Год назад
yes
@jordanfelt5978
@jordanfelt5978 8 лет назад
I lost it at "tubes". :-D
@femalehobbitwithhairyfeet
@femalehobbitwithhairyfeet 8 лет назад
Wolverine I'm going to write you a prescription omg XD
@yoda908
@yoda908 5 лет назад
Actually better when X told him he and beast should get a job with TSA sniffing bags🤣🤣🤣
@joefuller3886
@joefuller3886 8 месяцев назад
😂😂😂💀💀💀 " TUBES " 😂😂😂😂 THE DETERMINATION ON HIS FACE AS HE SAID IT 😂😂😂😂
@thegamerstableboardgamesto386
@thegamerstableboardgamesto386 3 месяца назад
10 years old and I'm just seeing this now. Completely brilliant!
@shawnSTNCH
@shawnSTNCH 4 года назад
“It’s made of tubes and glass” 😂😂😂😂
@lesley-annfenwick
@lesley-annfenwick 4 года назад
I died
@tomcruisemiddleteeth
@tomcruisemiddleteeth 10 лет назад
oh my god i lost it when wolverine said "tubes" that's it that was it
@ethanmcmaster2994
@ethanmcmaster2994 3 года назад
"TUBES" I lost it lmao. Pete Holmes is fuckin' gold.
@Lukefreakwalker
@Lukefreakwalker Месяц назад
OMG this is hilarious!! How come Im only watching this ten years later?!
@angelofdeff21
@angelofdeff21 10 лет назад
Into a god damn hurricane. LoL
@dawsynlarson696
@dawsynlarson696 4 года назад
“Wolverine I’m gonna write your a prescription” 😂😂
@abigu3371
@abigu3371 3 года назад
...for an antipsychotic 🤣🤣🤣 lol love it
@JLOCC23424
@JLOCC23424 2 года назад
Omg the way they did Logan😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 "I can smell really far"🤣🤣 and "Tubes"😂😂😂😂🤣 "But where did I come from?"🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@eriksports
@eriksports 3 года назад
What is a motorcycle, made of? hahahahaha this line and delivery get me every time.
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