In my mind I like to think there's an end credit scene where Steven Seagal picks himself up dusts himself off off and walks away saying some days you just can't catch a plane.
When I added him in at the end it was kind of sad. I want an end credits scene where the whole team plus Seagal grab a beer after and they're all best friends.
I just love that there’s always something in these discussions that he focuses on throughout. His particular focus on the absurdity of how planes fly was amazing.
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At this point you should just do all of Stevens post 2000 films. They are hilarious, also that Denver The Last Dinosaur reference gave me a good chuckle.
I think we ALL expected that Segal somehow survived and was going to save the day at some point. I remember saying that Steven Segal doesn't die ever, lol! And, as the son of a former pilot, I can confirm that D.N. is 100% correct about airplanes being alien beings. But, they don't need our air, it's actually flatulence. That's why every plane you've ever been on mysteriously smells like you're trapped in a flying metal fart box... because you are. 😉
Magic is real. Im not referring to the magic you see in a newborn first opening their eyes or having exact change when you pull up to a fast food restaurant. True magic, the darkest of magics, that allows for monstrous behmouths to levitate on a cushion of "air." And allow a man to still function after his soul has been crushed after his 3rd rejection this week. The truest of magics and sorceries.
Segal should have been in that last group shot. No explanation. Just have him come walking up and slap Kurt Russell on the shoulder and say "good work." Russell says "couldn't have done it without you."
Ah JT Walsh and Kurt Russell… I hope this means Breakdown is next, lol, my dad loves that and quotes it often 🤣 Oh and for post 2000 Seagal I think Exit Wounds is the only one worth watching/reviewing. Lol it has Chongo from Detroit Rock City and the guy who played Spawn.
Oooh, seeing Halle in this reminded me of Swordfish, which I hope you cover because I haven't seen it in forever so I don't know if it's good or if teenage me just thought it was.
We never actually see Segal die. I like to think that there is a whole other deleted subplot to this movie where his character lands on the ground, does a tight tuck and roll and then goes on to kill the terrorist that were actually in charge of these terrorists. I honestly believe that shooting all that bullshit is the only way they could get him to film a death scene.
It would make the most sense to do either Exit Wounds or Half Past Dead, which would be the end Steven Seagal's theatrical career. You could also do Belly of the Beast, which was the beginning of his straight to DVD career.
I'm glad that Seagel had the courtesy NOT to out stay his welcome in EXECUTIVE DECISION, because then it would be- Stupid decision instead & this is not the spoof film AIRPLANE
Russell has a pilot's license and can fly small single engine planes. I saw his interview on this movie and he said after getting into the flight simulator, there's no way he could land a jumbo jet.
John Leguizamo definitely had stories about Seagal. Between this and Super Mario Brothers that poor guy just blundered into cursed productions. As for next movie? Ooh, that's tough because the movies are rough as Seagal loses interest in anything but collecting a paycheck. Maybe the one with DMX, rest in peace? Yeah, the DMX one. Exit Wounds.
I still like to think that Seagal performed an ancient, mystical soul transfer just as he was ripped out of the plane and bonded with JT Walsh. When JT realised he would spend the rest of his life sharing his body with a humourless egomaniac, he instantly began the mechanisations that would result in the terrorists freeing him from such torment. Yes, this means in my head canon, JT Walsh killed Steven Seagal.
I think this movie was real and steven segal played his true character. Kurt Russell and the rest blew him out the airplane on purpose... they knew they couldn't finish the mission with him there.. segal happened to survive though, he landed in a Vegas buffet and never left
Btw, sailors are called “squids” in a very much derogatory manner. Especially by Marines. I know this because I learned it on Parris Island. Sailors tend to frown upon this time honored tradition, but who really cares about the hang-ups of squid? Edited to say: I’m just playing, any sailors who read this. Appreciate the rides
If he just had his ponytail... Actually, he had to die early because then the movie would have only last for another 30 minutes if he got on the plane!
They say there are 10 Commandments, but that's not true. there are 12. the 11th is Seagal can't be killed by another character. the 12th is he can't be beaten up at all.
Actually getting sucked out the side of an airplane is fine, it's getting sucked out the back that's bad because technically the plane is shitting you out.
I caught that Office Space reference, sir. Well done. I don’t usually do this, even for my subs, but you, sir, receive the rarely given and very much sought after by ALL my subs: one thumbs up. I’m distraught that there isn’t more applause for this, as it is a doggone white rhino! Whatever. Unsubbed
In the movie machete he kinda kills Steven seagal....stabs him but it ain't shit to him so he starts twisting the blade and ripping his own guts open.... So yeah...ya can't kill em.
