Exploiting Supermarket Simulator in ridiculous ways 

Hello everyone, good viewing🐼

Hiii kevin 🙂

You should quit RU-vid and live your life while you can. A friend.

I have terminal brain cancer. Which is why you haven't heard much from me. I wish I would have lived my life while I had the chance.

beans

Mustve been the cars fault , i have never seen kevin do anything wrong

He probably just watched Batman vs. Superman.

... and while working retail, no less.

Historically accurate Kevin

Hopefully he apologized to the car and made sure it was okay.

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does he still live in spain or did he move

He got by car

A few weeks ago I bought a leek just so my daughter could prank Every. Single. Person in the house with this joke. I don’t know who’s worse - her for enjoying it so much or me for enabling it.

@@fimbulsummer It's not up to me to say, but I think what Kevin does for society is to provide a platform on which to build acceptance for such a behaviour.

I work in a vet clinic and I bought a leek, placed it near the washer and pranked my manager lul

"Someone's taking a leek on my shelf!!!"

And when you buy one, you have to take a “leek” in the bathroom

This comment made me smile lmao Thanks

Their hit song “I slept with the cashier at Supermarket and all I got was this overpriced pasta”

Is that song by Panic at the Discount?

@@bradprimeaux8443 Yes! Don't you remember hearing it in the hit movie Life of Pie?

What i find funny in that sentence is that Kevin remarks on the absurdity of how everyone seems overdressed to go to the pasta store, never adressing the absurdity of the pasta store itself. As it pasta stores are a thing that actually exists. I mean, maybe they do in Ireland, i dunno. Doesnt make it any less weird.

Next video: Tetris but I start a cult

​@@RubyBlueUwU😂

Tetris but I colonize Mars

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As if the trauma of being a retail store owner wasn't enough 🫢

Nice thanks for the info🤟

Wow that's...that's just fantastic... *sad US citizen noises*

They waste money washing eggs, so they also have to waste money refrigerating them; instead of just running them under a tap before use?

​@@GangsterFrankensteinComputer if you told an American to wash their eggs under running water before cracking them open they'd think you were crazy

@@Hawk7886 I'm guessing they'd be horrified our eggs come with little butt feathers and sometimes a flek of poo.

Its now an unwritten rule that Kevin has to be run over by a car in any game that allows that to happen, so may as well get it out of the way early on.

What's even worse is the fact that he had to give up working as a retail store owner because of the car accident

Funny thing is that his retail store was actually very successful before he had to sell it due to man who was very angry after watching batman vs superman

And a getting hit by a car genius.

Just checked and yup that's definitely him; also I'm pretty sure the guy from the "that's how mafia works" meme is in the penthouse bar lol

@buranflakes I double checked also, but I was pretty sure it was. It's my favourite CMK video, I've watched it dozens of times.

@@shootrmgavin It's a classic for sure. This was the first time I've watched in ages so thanks for reminding me of it!

I realized it too.

Which video are you guys referencing?

you should, in fact, be buying them for 199,99$

@@Whirlwind- ooooooh

@@Whirlwind- bargain

Quitter

Seems a little too generous of you to call what hes doing "semi-productive", cant be said to be productive when by the end he was making no profict whasoever. In fact, in typical Kevin fashion, he was seemingly going out of his way to make a loss while trying to kidnap his costumers. Cant get more standard than that.

Amogus impasta sus

(4) Kevin's community is very wholesome and kind towards each other.

More like Bore Ragnarok

Love his shenanigans 😂😂

What is a Shiny Rick Sanchez?

@@Espartano692 You don't wanna know

What kind of madman would get their hands on a $2 bill and just buy a bag of chips with it, they're too cool to spend IMO. My grandma gave me one once and I think I still have it somewhere

Only rick sanchez i know is from rick and morty. :p

I think so too

...You don't say.

You might have a point 🤔

Yes, unrefrigerated eggs taste better, by the way.

I cannot eat eggs but I learned something new abt them today

@@sacrificiallamb4568 You're not supposed to eat them raw

​​​@@calebb231dude said unrefrigerated, not uncooked.

Yes, though it's also down to the risks of salmonella. Most countries in Europe have chickens vaccinated against salmonella by law, and the small amounts that might get past the vaccine will mostly be in the chicken's poop. Washing removes a protective outer layer from the eggs, which may allow salmonella to get through the shell (just moisture like condensation sitting there does the same). If the egg has salmonella in it, refrigeration keeps it from going crazy, and cooking will take care of it from there. The issue is if the eggs are undercooked, even a little, the salmonella can survive. Since those countries keep eggs at room temperature, any salmonella getting into the eggs is bad news. The US doesn't require vaccinating chickens against salmonella, so there's a much higher chance of the eggs containing it when laid by the chicken. So any on the outside of the egg getting in doesn't really matter, since it's probably inside the eggs already. This requires refrigeration to keep any salmonella in the eggs under control. It's still fairly unlikely to get salmonella from a US egg, as long as it's cooked well and there's no cross contamination.

nikki from appnana, is that you?!

no :(

This is not true in many countries in Europe! I'm British, our eggs are not washed before packing and are sold on shelves out of the fridge. I do put them in the fridge after I buy, but I don't need to.

Thats Kevin for you. Self-imposed hells are his bread and butter. Nobody asks him to do this stuff but he blissfully and willingly throws himself into what would be torture for anyone else all the same.

I shall be buying all my overpriced pasta there

Why are you washing it off though

@@nichtmenschlich6133 in the US they eat the shell too I guess

​@@ember9361you can mill the shell into a powder but I don't think it's "normal" to do.

@@nichtmenschlich6133 in a more realistic answer, to waste more water, energy, gas, etc, for the sake of having "clean" eggs

afaik, it’s just different strategies for controlling salmonella. In the US and North America, eggs are washed to kill the bacteria, while in Europe, they give chicken antibiotics instead

Let it be known to all that your comment was actually first. And that it wasn't something stupid like commentating the word "first"

@@sniperforyou1392 Ah, a true intellectual I see. 😎

At this point it seems less like a coincidence and more like they planed it together or take inspiration of one another. Cause other times they played the same game with a diference of a week or more, but this time they have a diference of less than a day and even have the same sponsor. This is one step away from a crossover episode.