Proxima centarui b: Im the most earth like planet ever! Kepler 186 F and kepler 452b: we held our tears in the rest of the day because boys don’t cry! So if you give us a moment… *kepler 186f and kepler 452b bawl their eyes out*
Proxima B: fine, I’ll go back to orbiting this stupid flaring red dwarf star. Proxima Centauri: **hears “stupid flaring red dwarf star”** WHAT DID YOU SAY NI- *blasts solar flare at proxima b*