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@silverfox74
@silverfox74 8 месяцев назад
"Failed the I want to be a policeman test and ended up here" hahahaha love it
@dennisbailey6067
@dennisbailey6067 9 месяцев назад
Billions of £s are wasted on so called ' security companies'.The biggest rort of the century.Need a Royal Commision into who,what and why the contracts have been awarded.
@pauljackson1981
@pauljackson1981 9 месяцев назад
Send in the clowns Where are the clown's? they were all here LOL
@marksmith2298
@marksmith2298 9 месяцев назад
…that’s what your teacher said as well”…🤣🤣🤣 Comedy gold 😂😂😂👍
@thomasromano9261
@thomasromano9261 9 месяцев назад
Mark Smith? Milton Keynes
@TomTremayne
@TomTremayne 9 месяцев назад
The comic timing of the guard approaching & then being told to 'come away from that man please' was so spot-on that I thought Mark had over-layed it like that in the edit! Looking at it closely tho'; it's actually genuine!! Classic stuff, brilliant, I love it....plus the Laurel & Hardy theme tune - it had me in stitches. Well done Mark!
@user-lx7kv3dp3e
@user-lx7kv3dp3e 3 месяца назад
My biggest hope would be, that in the event of a war, then these fine upstanding 'security guards' would surely be on the front line protecting us. Oh dear, we're fucked.
@ukmeetthetyrants
@ukmeetthetyrants 3 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣
@hicks3749
@hicks3749 9 месяцев назад
The comment about him being told he would go nowhere from his teacher hit a nerve so was spot on Mark. He turned his back, had no answer and was probably sobbing like a little boy.
@ponyboycurtis9345
@ponyboycurtis9345 9 месяцев назад
Guy in security hut had me in stitches. You entered and got him all flustered within seconds then phone rang and he blurted out "He`s here now" then armed himself with some scissors. Pure sitcom.
@AZPL909
@AZPL909 8 месяцев назад
That so called manager ‘clocked ya’ 😂 when he said tyrants
@68rufus
@68rufus 9 месяцев назад
its the only excitement they had in weeks and weeks
@Scitch-et4vk
@Scitch-et4vk 9 месяцев назад
Security goons 🤣 must be a slow day for them they love some excitement
@davidwatson4573
@davidwatson4573 5 месяцев назад
They look more like Lolly Pop men than security lol 😂
@SuperBC10
@SuperBC10 7 месяцев назад
Surely can’t be a MOD site? With “security” like that? They are appallingly inept.
@Guccit865
@Guccit865 8 месяцев назад
That old guard was “ Bowling along “ 😂
@connect4glyn
@connect4glyn 9 месяцев назад
They picked on the wrong one when they chose to confront UK MEET THE TYRANTS .
@patmccaffery1543
@patmccaffery1543 9 месяцев назад
Still wearing face nappies even though they've been proven not to work out in public 🤣🤣🤣
@peakyblinder777
@peakyblinder777 9 месяцев назад
That Laurel & Hardy theme music 🎶🤣🤣🤣
@CapeBretonCopWatch
@CapeBretonCopWatch 8 месяцев назад
best comebacks on the internet you are the bomb
@christophernunan6266
@christophernunan6266 9 месяцев назад
The security guy just wants to feel important. Probably gets bullied by his wife. What a sausage.
@chrishirst9480
@chrishirst9480 9 месяцев назад
You gunna be in trouble, nearly got it right😂😂
@gavinfagan2347
@gavinfagan2347 9 месяцев назад
On the other foot comes to mind 😂😂😂
@LeeWinson-ql7qv
@LeeWinson-ql7qv 9 месяцев назад
This country has gone nuts 😳😳😳
@A2Z1Two3
@A2Z1Two3 9 месяцев назад
God help us if the Russians come for them.
@G58
@G58 9 месяцев назад
Those are clearly standard Highway road markings. They are therefore clearly lying.
@cameronhussain1931
@cameronhussain1931 8 месяцев назад
I honestly thought the manager like gentleman was absolutely cool & very professional
@tankthelord1178
@tankthelord1178 9 месяцев назад
Seen this one already.
@jackstevenson-grier8170
@jackstevenson-grier8170 9 месяцев назад
We've got a BAE in Barrow in Furness i'd love for you to visit Mark, just make sure you let me know when you're coming so i can buy you a coffee 😂
@ukmeetthetyrants
@ukmeetthetyrants 9 месяцев назад
Will do!
@shaggyrandy1264
@shaggyrandy1264 9 месяцев назад
Wya s’pose they don’t wana have fun? Classic!
@pops5552
@pops5552 9 месяцев назад
All these 'mummy's little soldiers' can't bear to challenged, never not had their own way. They were all spotted later on having a mass tantrum, stamping their feet, and crying that they want their mummy.
@Lester-hi4ez
@Lester-hi4ez 3 месяца назад
The security clowns are back 😂
@WAR-22
@WAR-22 9 месяцев назад
😂 no he said " you better fuxk off then"
@owengeewilliams
@owengeewilliams 8 месяцев назад
Brilliant 😂
@EvenBigger-Brother
@EvenBigger-Brother 9 месяцев назад
Something guilt tripped them to approach the camera in this manner . somthing nefarious that they are desperate to keep from the public eye for sure .
@asensibleyoungman2978
@asensibleyoungman2978 9 месяцев назад
3:50 'if you step 6 foot back.' Nothing but ego.
@KennyJones-yb9zj
@KennyJones-yb9zj 9 месяцев назад
Lost their liability insurance straight away sack the idiots.
@rudeboijasmithy
@rudeboijasmithy 9 месяцев назад
😂😂😂real them noddin dog fish in real them in 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dannydan7185
@dannydan7185 9 месяцев назад
Hi mark my. Man keep going
@ukmeetthetyrants
@ukmeetthetyrants 9 месяцев назад
Will do!
@watchyMCFCwatchy
@watchyMCFCwatchy 8 месяцев назад
The high viz jobsworth wanted to leave, but his ego wouldn't let him. Typical.
@pradaman307
@pradaman307 9 месяцев назад
Years ago when i was young- kids who left school early with no qualifications and under educated went to work on building sites as Labourers and others joined the council emptying dustbins. These days they join Security firms or join the Police !!!!!!!
@Angela-hd2ck
@Angela-hd2ck 9 месяцев назад
What are them silly Security guards doing! What a waste of time and money
@thomasromano9261
@thomasromano9261 9 месяцев назад
Cont ??? Lol
@Angela-hd2ck
@Angela-hd2ck 9 месяцев назад
@@thomasromano9261 it is 😁😁🤣🤣
@robertwright7937
@robertwright7937 9 месяцев назад
That was brilliant. He told you to fuck off, and then *he* fucked off himself!😆😆
@Silentaudits7
@Silentaudits7 9 месяцев назад
BAE Contracts manager is not going to enjoy his coco pops when he gets knowledge of this. A , we assume, SIA licenced worker telling a passive member of the public to F Off. SIA need informing also Mark. Take it all the way.
@philbeattie3978
@philbeattie3978 9 месяцев назад
The dude with the yellow coat on reminds me of ' Get them buses out Butler'
@A2Z1Two3
@A2Z1Two3 9 месяцев назад
‘ I ‘ate you Butler ‘ 😂
@user-mt4vs6uj2x
@user-mt4vs6uj2x 5 месяцев назад
Couldn't secure a boiled egg 😂😂😂😂
@hpb5495
@hpb5495 9 месяцев назад
Three seconds, lol, a new record!
@ysgol3
@ysgol3 9 месяцев назад
🤣🤣I LOVE your disputing of boundaries - you're the first auditor to do that in the UK I reckon, and possibly anywhere. Brilliant handling of that managerial bald twerp and the others - fantastic.
@dannydan7185
@dannydan7185 9 месяцев назад
Hi
@vintagerecordambassadeur4098
@vintagerecordambassadeur4098 9 месяцев назад
I’m starting to miss the “look at the state of them shoes” comment
@rds6962
@rds6962 9 месяцев назад
I'm missing the "when are you getting your haircut finished" comment lol.
@cjhards
@cjhards 9 месяцев назад
Keep the pressure up!! Don’t back down to these clowns. Great work again dude. ✌️😇
@MrPants1970
@MrPants1970 9 месяцев назад
Sorry but that very much looks like a public highway and pavement, their property surely starts at their gates?
@noelmckie
@noelmckie 9 месяцев назад
📷📸🚔🚓🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👀📽🎥📹
@garryjames3495
@garryjames3495 9 месяцев назад
notice how the double yellow lines end where the new tarmac ends?
@adrianbrowne7874
@adrianbrowne7874 9 месяцев назад
"He's a real nowhere man going to his nowhere Land"! Yes that sounds very familiar!!!
@philbeattie3978
@philbeattie3978 9 месяцев назад
They call me Mellow Yellow. Bwahahahahahahaha.
@martinjeffery3590
@martinjeffery3590 9 месяцев назад
If that is a secure sight ,where are the anti ramming blocks ,you could drive straight in and blow it to bits
@l6outinthestix46
@l6outinthestix46 9 месяцев назад
Just what you wanna hear 😂
@paulevans3754
@paulevans3754 8 месяцев назад
Another good-un👏👏👏👏
@markosmith8037
@markosmith8037 9 месяцев назад
2:09 - speak to Fylde Corporation - time machine may be required.
@grahamh6988
@grahamh6988 9 месяцев назад
Companies not owned by the MOD thinking they are MOD sites. Far too many it seems. Why?
@martinjeffery3590
@martinjeffery3590 9 месяцев назад
I hope those guys never get a proper threat to the site ,it might encourage more people to try it
@031doolittle
@031doolittle 5 месяцев назад
if this would be germany they would detain you, put you in jail and there you will die. of course you killed yourself....Why ? just becose they would feel insulted in their honour ...law can change also in the UK , what was not a crime today can be tomorrow, what was tolerated yesterday aint today...I am 62 , its my experience of all the y i can remember ! Stay safe and cool !
@peakyblinder777
@peakyblinder777 9 месяцев назад
That fella @10:50 looks as if his had a "micky" that wild crazy look in his eyes and talking fast and all jittery 🤔
@andyb7339
@andyb7339 9 месяцев назад
1st 😊
@richarddinning6901
@richarddinning6901 9 месяцев назад
Congratulations 👏 on being first you have won free prawn crackers 👏 😅😅
@klanger7
@klanger7 9 месяцев назад
youuu should of asked,why did he just grab a pair of scissors
@gavinfagan2347
@gavinfagan2347 9 месяцев назад
Section 2 is appropriate and lets hope it happens because people who antagonise people for no resolution, for no outcome need to be kept away from the general public. Not for safety as we are all aware that the police are here to serve and protect ANYONE!! These videos are funny but i see it funny from a different angle. Either way, keep them coming. The world is as F***ed as we make it! We need people like this so the insignificant people have a voice. We all insignificant if you look at the bigger picture. The world is flat and lets all go live on the moon 😂
@lje7718
@lje7718 9 месяцев назад
Marks the best!
@robl1613
@robl1613 9 месяцев назад
No signs...no nothing...on a sidewalk and thier crying over 6'?? Put up a sign if you dont want people setting foot on "thier property" just look at all the other people just walking through while security stands there....how embarassing for them...then they commit a section 5 offence...where's a cop when you really need 1? Harrassing a cameraman somewhere else I suppose...try to get info from security and you get this crap...
@snowygirl3171
@snowygirl3171 9 месяцев назад
Love these videos…Australian
@johnfeeley8889
@johnfeeley8889 9 месяцев назад
If that is his lunch in the white bag it is getting cold.
@Lorenzo-cp7qs
@Lorenzo-cp7qs 9 месяцев назад
Ringo Starr is looking different
@scottiboy7370
@scottiboy7370 8 месяцев назад
More face masked zombies people i will always stay well clear of
@johnfeeley8889
@johnfeeley8889 9 месяцев назад
Guy behind the glass has a pair of scissors in his hand.
@scotttchviski6706
@scotttchviski6706 9 месяцев назад
It's embarrassing how poorly trained these security personnel are. They're working on 'an MOD site' and behaving like this? Why is that first guy standing around so close, with his back to UKMTT? If he thinks he's a threat, he shouldn't turn his back. If he doesn't think he's a threat, he should depart. Then he escalates the situation by telling UKMTT to 'Fuck off'. Muppet number two then goes out of his way to walk under a vehicle barrier, when there is a pedestrian footpath to follow. I hope they are 'in house' security because not one of them had an SIA Licence on display. The supervisor should hang his/her head - please God, tell me they're supervised.
@Klown84
@Klown84 9 месяцев назад
He has a point though, you do have a very dangerous and offensive camera 😆
@anthonyc8951
@anthonyc8951 9 месяцев назад
What is with these people if you don't want people coming onto your "private property" then get a bloody gate with signs that say "no public access". Simple.
@kboyshane3366
@kboyshane3366 9 месяцев назад
If they are MOD security are you sure you’re not at a migrant hotel 🤔
@doddy1974
@doddy1974 9 месяцев назад
See how worked up they get
@SuperEve1981
@SuperEve1981 9 месяцев назад
🤣
@chriztownley9335
@chriztownley9335 9 месяцев назад
He knew who you was that manger guy must watch your videos
@LeeWinson-ql7qv
@LeeWinson-ql7qv 9 месяцев назад
This is we own the world again, it’s very strange how much people worry about what other people are doing I mean it’s a big world an people are small on it , can you imagine bird s or animals acting like these goons, it’s not normal an getting worse , it’s like your life is my business with the goons😳😳😁🐵
@Polecat54941
@Polecat54941 9 месяцев назад
One of these parties make weapons of mass destruction and one takes photos, it's hard to know who is in the right.
@robertmawby3021
@robertmawby3021 9 месяцев назад
That’s easy, BAE is the best as my shares are doing really well! 👍
@Guccit865
@Guccit865 9 месяцев назад
It’s funny but if any member of any business swears at a member of the public any case they have is instantly blown out of the pond. If it starts to make them uncomfortable that is when they should consider calling the police but never swear.
@user-cm2yd2zu2m
@user-cm2yd2zu2m 9 месяцев назад
Here’s your sign -Bill Engvall
@scotttchviski6706
@scotttchviski6706 9 месяцев назад
I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing. - also Bill Engvall
@matthewreed3963
@matthewreed3963 9 месяцев назад
I did not know that you audits in China Oh, it's in the UK. Wow
@naithonstray4762
@naithonstray4762 9 месяцев назад
How long ago was this, seems to be a lot of masks, thought they were a thing of the past now
@colinmccrone4990
@colinmccrone4990 9 месяцев назад
Couldn't secure a boiled egg😂😂😂😂😂😂A stoater.
@yorkshire_m8622
@yorkshire_m8622 9 месяцев назад
what a laugh them so-called security walk round like they have the strength of ten men pmsl
@user-fp2wy8rk8e
@user-fp2wy8rk8e 9 месяцев назад
The office had been through that squaw
@MarieH589
@MarieH589 9 месяцев назад
You said “learn the law man” and the idiot replied. “I’m not a law man” 😂😂😂
@adamduffy311
@adamduffy311 9 месяцев назад
There’s nothing they can do ! You be on the other side of the Road and On a POBLIC Pavement too ?.
@johnbratley6926
@johnbratley6926 8 месяцев назад
You should have really upset them and said the drone is going up in five minutes.
@dickietrickle
@dickietrickle 9 месяцев назад
Did these dipsticks stand in front of the Google car when it turned down here? 😅
@alien6551
@alien6551 9 месяцев назад
Also like add yellow lines layer by the council is public not private its totally legal to stand there and video
@Leepercomm
@Leepercomm 9 месяцев назад
Itiots in hi-vis. Wantabe cops that failed so they became security guards. At least this itiot agreeded he was a nobody. Love how they try and claim private property when its council property. The "supervisor" isn't any better. The security in the guard house was a clown. Disrespectful to the public in all eays. Discracefull! If they did call the cops they probably were told there's nothing they can do.
@magnuscash6343
@magnuscash6343 9 месяцев назад
Youve should have unleashed MR SCEAKY on them 😂😂😂😂 and by the way ,was the bald old guy the same that was in the Benny Hill show? 😂
@jimwatson6833
@jimwatson6833 9 месяцев назад
Imagine a security guard telling u 2 fukcff twice for taking photos that is disturbing ...hope he got some de escalation training was not very good security
@bourbonbiscuits7740
@bourbonbiscuits7740 9 месяцев назад
guy in the security hut very alarmed? on drugs perhaps? guy looks wired.
@BeyondtheIights
@BeyondtheIights 9 месяцев назад
Give warning signs before you play the theme tune Mark, costing me a keyboard and a mentor keep spitting my bru in laughter
@kevinthegerbil2708
@kevinthegerbil2708 7 месяцев назад
Disgraceful behaviour.
@Justtellmetheanswer6910
@Justtellmetheanswer6910 9 месяцев назад
At 12:55 that guard thinks he’s hard trying to walk like Robocop pmsl. With the right kinda boots on he could be marching into Poland. 🇵🇱
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