F2P Neuvillette & Arlecchino Duo | 5.0 Spiral Abyss Full Star Clear 

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Neuvillette. I try to play Childe. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Ayato. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I try to play Yelan. My Neuvillette deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team is worse than solo Neuvillette . I want to play Raiden, Eula - they both are worse even with their best teams. He grabs me by the throat. I investigate for him. I record for him. I give him Lost Prayer. He isn't satisfied. I buy Sacrificial Jade. "Give me more field time." He grabs Bennett and forces him to leave the team. "You just need to build me more. I can deal more damage with Tome of the Eternal Flow." I can't pull for Tome of the Eternal Flow, I don't have enough primogems. He grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." He grabs his cane. He says "Settle down." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no cooldown hydro laser. What a cruel world.
Songs used:
Parousia Diluvi - HoyoMix
• Parousia Diluvi
Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades - HoyoMix
• Two Worlds Aflame, the...
Fiery Lioness (tnbee mix) - tnbee
• Dehya Theme Music EXTE...