When you did the “ice cold soda on the back of the neck” bit, I actually felt the back of my _own_ neck get cold. It was as if an ice cold soda was actually being pressed against it. It was the weirdest thing I’ve ever experienced! Great audio, Lexi, keep it up!
Also, the “Pineapple on Pizza” argument. If it tastes good on pizza, it shouldn’t bother people. I can see why people hate anchovies on pizza, but pineapples? They are my favorite topping alongside ham and black olives.