[F4M] Two Little Lines [Nervous] [Dropping the Bomb] [New Parents] [Crying] [Reverse Comfort] 

"the day that little fucker comes home singing let it go is the day that we start family therapy" *words can not describe how hard that made me laugh.* Take my subscription.

In the great words of Leonard Snart: Make the plan Execute the plan Expect the plan to go off the rails... Throw away the plan

La Croix tastes like sparkling water that was bottled when someone was whispering the name of a flavor from the other room.

Some of my favs: Am I preganant? Am I preganté? Am I pregame? Am I Pregerant?

Just wow... The stuff you make is genuinely beautiful; this and the first actually made me genuinely cry. Gg pigge take my stupid troll toll money

This is more wholesome then the wholesome things I can find on the hub

I may only be 16 but god this made me happy

A haiku about Lacroix. Ahem: Delicious Nectar Like mana from the heavens Hallowed be thy name

There once was a man named Roy. Who opened a can of La Croix. He took a big gulp, But then did insult That more flavor could be found in a void.

I wanted to laugh so hard with the ice cream convo, but I was on a train when hearing this so I had to hold it 😂. Also, that breakdown to relief in the second half was well done.

AHHH THE FIRST LINE IN THE DESC- CAN U GET PREGANTE

This is so real and emotional, I.. I'm not crying 😭❤❤

This channel is my absolute favorite. The wit is *chef's kiss*

Oh i'm stupid i thought you were talking about an actual bomb.

I am grateful to God that I found Your channel; Your audios make me smile and feel all warm inside. Truly a great gift for Christmas! You put very much effort into each and every one of them, I can tell. All those sound effects, the organic-like banter, the emotions You're amazing, don't stop Ginger Merry Christmas and God bless!

Omg this is just like wow I love it I just had this on my list didn't know I'd run into gold this audio is amazing

Two Little Lines makes this day a grind and now I rhyme at this very time

Not a La-Croix guy, but if I have to drink it I'll take lime because I'll go crazy over anything lime flavored.

La Croix the drink that taste like T.V. static

I can listen to you’re voice forever ahhh❤️

Wow! You take it to a whole other level.

This is so good!!! I love this it made me really emotional but it was really good!!

you know the VA is talented when you can hear the snot bubbles oozing out of their face.

I dunno if I would be the best fit for this one. For starters, I would be just as nervous if not worse... And second, la Croix tastes like fizzy butt juice..

I loved the walking dead reference

Ur acting is just beautiful. I can’t quite describe it but u should be an actress! Not even joking. U have earned my subscription

Jesus lady you should be in jail you killed my weak little heart ! srsly great acting keep up the good the good work

Your ice cream flavor I think you should submit it to Ben and Jerry's. Enjoyed this audio. I will never experience this with a lady because I had a medical procedure that basically lets all of the practicing happen without having to worry about pregnancy.

This is beautiful!

Knew the leg locking would have consequences

Hot take sparkling water is disgusting and tastes like the feeling of your foot being asleep

As an Irishman, I'm proud

This is a little more Goofy and wacky than i expected...

So good!

Really hate rewatching the ice cream part after learning about the donner party, hands down worst wikipedia article i’ve ever read

Should've used a Luigi board.

* chefs kiss *

I love this, so cute.

Ive never had a la croix in my life i dontthink they have them in ireland, great video btw

Listening to the end I had different movie experiences when I was 3 I remember watching blade and underworld

This is a great audio but I stopped drink alcohol after all my brothers died and I know it's blasfame for me not to drink when Im danish but I'll drink again when I finally arrive at the halls of valhalla

Bruh the ending my literal first reaction was touch my nose and say dibs not it 🤣

38 + 2 weeks..... *PREGANANANT?*

Oh yeah. That's the good shit.

La Croix, taste like arm fall sleep

Remember when my ex told me she was pregnant I was pretty sure her dad was got kill me....

a little bit late but... PREGANANANT???!!!

As a wise woman once said "Am I gregnant?"

"I am not crazy! I'm not crazy.. I know they swapped those flavours! I knew it was Irish Fabmine, one under Chocolate Caramel Cookie Dough. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just .. I couldn't prove it. They - they covered their tracks, they got that idiot at the ice cream parlour to lie for them. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? They've done worse! That advertisement! Are you telling me ice cream just happens to stack like that? No! They orchestrated it! Ben and Jerry! They melted into the car seat (never forget 😭)! And I refroze it. And I shouldn't have. I took it into my own freezer! What was I thinking? I'll never change. I'll never change! Ever since I was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep my spoon out of the Tiramisu (it's the best flavour sue me). But not Ben and Jerry.. Couldn't be Ben and Jerry! Discontinuing the best flavours! And they get to make the ice cream?! What a sick joke! I should've bought it when I had the chance! And you you have to find it! You-" - GP shortly before Listener went to the store for ice cream

A 40 minute mile? wow that's fast... I only run a 5:20!

I want this woman as my future wife and the reason for that is because of the frozen part

How to know when Pregananant

Mmm.. babe. I love you and I’m glad we’re starting a family, but I swear to god if you bash frozen one more time, it’s over. 🤣

Give this woman an oscar. Are you really pregnant? 😂😂

Pregnancy kink for me

I really want to read the comments but it won't let scroll😢😢

I give la crox a 0/10 the only sparkling water you should drink is topo chico

Never had La Croix

ANGRY WATER BAD

the fuckin description lmao

Reading the first line of the description gave me a stroke trying to understand what i read

I think my dog is pregarnet

How do I become pregananant

Nine elemon was my flavor. I know it’s in very poor taste I apologize