F9: The Fast Saga - Spoilers, STUPIDEST Moments & PLOT HOLES! 

Then the Father helps them to kill the Aliens on the Moon to protect "FAMILY"

Are they going to be accompanied by two funny robots, a rogue pistolero, and a bear with a bow? Cuz then I´m all in!

Transformers

It will be their mom!

and then Palpatine returns suddenly!

There's Family overflowing through every main character's veins, and it keeps them alive.

LMAO

They end up going to space, after a while they find another people who are in space and say. “We come in peace”

“I don’t know, it doesn’t feel like there are stakes” “Oh I’ve had some really good steaks last night while I was writing the script!”

Charlize Theron is Yelena from Shingeki no Kyojin.

It’s just missing breadsticks.

Fuhmily. F&F 10: Tony Stark is Vin Diesel's grandpa and introduces them to next gen transformer vehicles to go to war with Galactus in an alternate time line universe.

Yo you're here too!?

Pretty much lmao.

Wow... how witty.

but what happens when you press F9 on the keyboard?

@@Cucerescmunti Family happens.

Fecalshow9

@@MatiZ815 👏😂😂💯

Dude, wtf?! Especially towards the end with the 18-wheeler smashing the drone plane on the cliff! No burn marks, no trace of smoke or ash particles on his shirt, no debris on his face! 🤦🏻‍♂️🥴 omg…lmao.

@@darkpepsi dude vin diesel has been wearing that shirt for every fast furious movie that's shirt is invincible

😂 never makes sense

@@ameernurhaqeem9738 that shirt probably has the strongest plot armor ever

Omg that's it! That's the secret, it's the white t-shirts. 😂

Please no. Riddick is the only character Vin plays that is actually somewhat decent.

@@Biggiiful fast and furious still popular so more money for vin diesel lol

Being a clone of an Alpha Furyan would go some way in explaining Dom's superhuman trajectory from the first film lol

@@Biggiiful Yeah I would put Sean Vetter from Man Apart as Vin Diesels best role besides Riddick. But they kinda ruined Riddick already.

@@SuperMurray2009 haven't heard of that. I'll have to check it out. What do you mean they ruined him? Because of Chronicles? Ya, that was a fun sci Fi popcorn flick...but not Riddick. The last one (Riddick) was decent, but Pitch Black was really good.

Alex is not saying anything because AJ won't give him a chance to talk.

@@damonmcfarland9364 while this is true alex just has the face of someone that broke and is like "what the fuck did i even watch"

Yet still gives it 6/10

@@damonmcfarland9364 talk about what,this movie is a joke anyway might aswell see AJ lose his mind...

@@damonmcfarland9364 he also hasn't seen any fast and furious movies aside from the first one and Hobbs and Shaw meaning he knows nothing of what's going on.

Which is clearly a homage to Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.

Yeah well played lol

Damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@cjmk5923 you muh muh muh muh make me happy

Doofus Rick

Ayooooo

Ay it’s Pivot! Also you’re right I mean HOW did he survive being crushed by the car?

@@navidraimi9631 he’s the new “black superman” must be a plant by that supernatural criminal organisation from Hobbs and Shaw. I don’t know why anyone carried on watching this shit after the 4th or 5th film.

@@navidraimi9631 It pretty clearly landed in front of him

@@navidraimi9631 I waited the whole movie for an explanation on how Roman survived getting crushed by that mini tank

That's Fast & Ludicrous for ya...

Hey, if Power Rangers can do it so can the Family.

double entendre

@@Eccentric_Charlie yeah except Power Rangers are space ninjas and the family is a group of human meatheads lololol

Next time they’ll leave the galaxy because they recieved a distress signal in another planet.

At what point does the F(?) Series becomes Gurren Lagan?

and Neo comes in beats the shit out of both of them , and says " there's a glitch in the matrix " XD

Z sword 🤣

Hey isn't that kinda what happened in Hobbs & Shaw?

likely but backwards. The bad guys cars turn into a giant robot, but The Family's will be bigger because Vin Diesel will be in the writers room demanding it

Definitely hilarious 🤣

Lol

Weight reduction lol

Hate vin diesel

The Mars?

Don’t give them ideas

I could see Mars or the Moon being next. Personally, I'd really like to see them drive cars on the seafloor, but that's probably unlikely.

@Clockwork Man Okay yeah, hollow earth/ planet core with mole people would be pretty pleasantly stupid too. I don't know how outright sci fi or fantasy they're willing to go though.

Call Elon Musk he needs to be in fast 10 as a villain and later becomes a good guy in the end

every misunderstanding bad guys later becomes good guys is so overused

They literally did ( AA ) to the train truck 🛻

@@joshuagraham2843 they did that like 4x already lmao

I also lost it there because given how cartoonish the movie is, I could see that being what actually happened.

You can just say Joe

@@nickuva6508 lol

Lol

@@nickuva6508 Cant just say hes Joe bro, anybody could be just be an average Joe. The joe this guys talking about is special, one might even say, hes an AngryJoe

and yet he gave it a 6/10

Which is a phenomena because OJ enjoys weird ass movies. But even Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau got some sort of quality standard.

u should check out Transformers Last Knight as well, in that case.

Movie sounds like shit. I'll watch it for a laugh

This movie is shit, but so much funnier when Joe explains it and mimics their voices. 😂

That’s a big family

F10: Menu Bar

I’d love to see Megatron somehow someway f as solo the Justice League or Avengers

Knowing Vins ego, the justice league and avengers would need help and Dom would save them.

Honestly, i'd pay for a really well done Fast and Furious x The Expendables crossover.

Pretty sure it's spelled "New Private Island"

"Earn that paycheck, Tyrese!" now applies to the entire cast. So much so that even the dead characters have come back, for paychecks. lol

That is because they are paychecks. They onny do these movies for money. Brian was meant to be a retired character now they are bringing him back with Paul walker as a cgi character. Why oh yeah money this franchise would never have the success if they didn't make it crazy and filled it with a-list actor's

Except their paycheck is gonna be less since the movie is ridiculous and sucks

Sounds like a box office winner to me!

Fast Dinosaurs sounds just about right, since they’re planning a crossover with Jurassic World after the end of the main franchise

F10: Just Family

When?

@@Aikhi in the beginning!!!

And then he acted like a bitch telling oj and alex its not nice

@@Aikhi 10:10

@Lyonel von Kahee-ros TIME FOR A BARBEQUE ARE YOU COMING BRO?!

Please God no his Chinese is horrible. He's trying and bless him for that, but i can't barely make out a word he says.

Unless he apologizing China and Getting so cringed

Just DO IT!!!

@@Jhayzer021 Nothing is impossible!!

@@swagit4174 MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!

You mean they gathered the Infinity Stone and snapped him back to life.

Mr nobody used the time egg to cause a Chrono Trigger to replace Han with a clone.

gay comment

@@vic8610 Is the comment as Gay as you are for Dr. Dickrespect? Figured it would be approved by you.

Han into transforming omni god saiyan 🤣🤣🤣

He looks like how I felt watching the movie. My theater's don't serve alcohol, so I had to watch that shit sober. lol

Lmao. Imagine telling Dom from FF 1.. "Hey in 20 years...youll be launching a car into space!"

I honestly don't think much can be spoiled in the FnF movies...lol.. nevermind..only your brains and sanity spoils by watching lol

What is there to spoil I saw the movie on Tuesday and I knew from right away that cena will get double crossed he redeems himself turns good helps the team leaves and come back in 10 because they did the exact same as statham. You can't spoil something that is predictable

Honestly you already know what is gonna happen in the movie before going in

or an infinity stone and endgame

@@joshuagraham2843 what?

"Where we're going, we don't need roads"..... So, like everywhere else we've already gone?

Ah yes, the LOST ending 😂

@dirty Dave not really it's not her fault this movies ass🤣

Cardi is trash

@@kharissmarrow She assisted to make it ass

She was the best part of the movie lmaoo

Lol, that’s HONESTLY how the plot of this movie sounds: a bunch of 7-year-old boys playing with a collection of action figures and toy cars improvising a “storyline” for the action on the fly.

@@jaythomas468 Pretty sure the scene where the kid plays with the car/rocket ship toys and the mom goes "you drive like your father" was there on purpose. Another in-movie reference to their own absurdity.

And then 😂

Lol!

More like Hobbs: Scorpion King of Mars

@Gungey Entertainment i don't know man..you can't see him

Yea I wouldn’t be surprised if that it the plot

Cipher is his mother. Also, Jesse comes back from the dead.

I think they're gonna drive to heaven, run over god with a dodge charger and bring back Paul walker

@@anshumaanphukan4388 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yea because e toretto bloodline is ingrained with spies apparently.

From racing to launch a car to space there's just no racing on the movie anymore

@@ameernurhaqeem9738 Race to the moon!

Personally 6 and 7 were insane but not condescending. F8 and F9 are just ridiculously condescending, like "look at Dom and his gang going to space, and you can't tell us this doesn't make sense cause we're the ones making the movie here"

@Clockwork Man *billions*

I feel ya, it feels like it’s a different franchise at this point, hell, almost all the characters are different from when they first debuted, in the first movie Dom didn’t talk about family, sure, he had his team, but even then he admitted it didn’t matter to him when racing, Roman used to be a bit of a tough guy with an authority problem and a smart mouth, but became a dumb fast talker in the later movies, hell, he became dumber as the movies went on, Tej as you said was just a mechanic, but all of a sudden he became a hacker, hell, even the Rock’s character changed for the worse and became softer ever since Fast 7, and he’s not as old as the original characters

Ah Fast 5, that’s where the “Family” starts

Apparently all the main actors had stipulations in their contracts that their characters couldn't die. Leading to more ridiculous things they survive for no apparent lore or explained reason.

@@DarkLightGaming117 they are family they cant die lol

Who else than the toretto family

I couldn’t hold my laugh of how dumb the plot was. The beginning was ok with dom and jacobs backstory but once it got to hans somehow survival to the explosion I lost it😂😂

Nah, no one can get hurt in these movies, not even a broken bone no matter how ridicilous the stunt is

Film commentators always wanna show off that they know a lot about the characters they comment on. I don't think these 3 have ever watched Tokyo Drift😂😂😂

I didnt know their was a movie called Good Lord..that got a remake??? :0

They remade Candyman? As in the horror classic Candyman? I gave up. Im certain there are actual brilliant writers out there with great and unique idea but never gotten anything done with it because studios nowdays care more about money than the art form. What a joke.

@@thatbloomer5642 it hasn’t come out yet, but this video started with a trailer for the “new” upcoming film. Nobody has any original ideas anymore.

@@damianrives563 sorry I forgot the comma on that one, Damian. I bet you love all these remakes. Most bot comments do.

Candyman isn't a reboot I'm sure it is a sequel

Only if they ride the dinosaurs..

F10 is where they will meet Optimus prime and fighting queen Tessa and ask her to become his family lol

FX!

and the one who fires it last, wins.

Worst movie ever in the franchise

I read this at 22:59 😂

How loki episode damaging to mcu 😂you don't know good story telling

@@grantmcroberts4089 It makes every single decision and outcome in the MCU until now completely pointless, because now we know it all was predetermined and if anything ever happened differently the people responsible were melted and it was done again

Maybe prequel trilogy by Pixar to lead into the original Toy Story

HAHAHAHA

ranks at the very bottom with tokyo drift imo

@@toof987 tokyo drift is the best one, only one about racing

Wellllllll, that's kinda the point

1-3-4 were good

@@sickman5236 5 was peak ff

That's the whole point buddy.

5 was my favorite

This movie is an insult towards Tokyo Drift.

Pretty much, although Fast Five is the common favorite.

@@cosmicmate no it didn't they killed it when they took it away from what it was meant to be about street racing

Obviously not people are still going to going to see them

@@kylepipkin507 persons still go out and buy fifa and Madden still doesnt mean they are good franchise

@@chiraq1119 Well you don't say they are horrible franchises because one game or movie is bad because I actually enjoyed Fast and furious 6 and 7. And like the other maddens and I can still find online matches. If people are still talking about it it's not dead then it's just bad or good that's all I'm saying

Dead since ff3 was released. There, fixed it.

I mean, the franchise is pretty much alive, which is shown with the ridiculous amounts of money they make at the box office, but are they good? Hell no, I’m pretty sure they just stopped trying after the 6th movie, which is where the franchise was supposed to end, but they kept on producing garbage because they realized normal people are so friggin stupid to keep watching them, since it’s the braindead action scenes that attract the normies

The whole reason Mia is there is because she knows him...watch the movie

@@AttonBrown I will… when it goes to digital.