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Fahim Anwar - Uber (Stand Up Comedy) 

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@AxeMurderer24
@AxeMurderer24 10 лет назад
That firefighter part had me fuckin dying. Pure genius.
@Abrahamhamham
@Abrahamhamham 10 лет назад
"Pure genius"? Do you understand what you just said? It was a month ago, but still.
@candyrain009
@candyrain009 10 лет назад
MrSatanochio Dude, what are you doing on a comedy vid ? lol. You typed one line and already I can tell it would be such a drag to be around you.
@Abrahamhamham
@Abrahamhamham 10 лет назад
candyrain009 Well, i like to think, i don't just spew out words without knowing what they actually mean. The fact that you agree with this guy's "pure genius" on something like this means you're too easy to please, you clearly don't think and comedy is definitely not your forte. I'm into heavy ones, like Carlin, Hicks, C.K., Pryor, Chappelle so i know what comedy means and i know where i come from. And i come here to discover comedians with potential, so i will give my opinion based on my experience and intellect which, ones again, you don't seem to posses. "pure genius"...go see some real comedy and get back to me without sounding like a teenager if that's at all possible.
@Abrahamhamham
@Abrahamhamham 10 лет назад
candyrain009 Plus, the majority of the people there are supposed to be adults and this guy is a professional. He's not just telling jokes at the table while drinking with friends, so of course i'm going to take it seriously, as a planned comedy act. That's what you don't understand. And i liked this guy, but this is light years away from being "pure genius".
@candyrain009
@candyrain009 10 лет назад
MrSatanochio Good lord, it must be exhausting to be you.
@VLADKILLMILORD
@VLADKILLMILORD 7 лет назад
"Hey what's up I'm your fire fighter"
@ballpointpress
@ballpointpress 7 лет назад
I drove Uber briefly and the worst part was how much people wanted to talk and every single person asked me "so how do you like driving for Uber"
@saedm2359
@saedm2359 7 лет назад
Lol I'm a uber rider and I always hit them with strange facts😂
@user-jz8ks9uf2b
@user-jz8ks9uf2b 6 лет назад
so how do you like driving for Uber?
@aboelsofalabed1588
@aboelsofalabed1588 6 лет назад
I drive a tow truck I get the same question I mean about tow truck not uber. It's boring to hear the same question over and over but I think people trying to be nice and friendly so I do unswer it as if It's my first time with smile in my face 😁
@ptbot3294
@ptbot3294 6 лет назад
Same goes. A lot of uber driver want to talk to passenger too. Part of it is probably because theres the rating system. The driver want to be nice to you.
@MohammadAliKhalil
@MohammadAliKhalil 6 лет назад
Craig Smye passes the time faster
@GreenJanuary
@GreenJanuary 10 лет назад
That fire fighter bit probably isnt too far fetched.
@GreenJanuary
@GreenJanuary 9 лет назад
suvariboy Yes, my argument is that one day it will likely be a reality.
@SM-ex7ti
@SM-ex7ti 9 лет назад
suvariboy a RU-vid comment win #tipshat
@oeckstei
@oeckstei 9 лет назад
+GreenJanuary True this new gig economy that is growing is changing what it means to have a safe and secure job with potential for growth. But at the same time it's really only for those who are working part time already and need extra income. It's a debate we are going to hear more often about.
@DancingSpiderman
@DancingSpiderman 7 лет назад
suvariboy so fail. 2 years ago.
@HaruUch1ha
@HaruUch1ha 6 лет назад
Elijah Bailey What do you mean by "your generation" and how old are your parents because I can almost promise you they are baby boomers.
@Rexroybal
@Rexroybal 10 лет назад
The band had creative differences lol! :-)
@matthewschad6689
@matthewschad6689 7 лет назад
Rexroybal he should of got more laughs for that!
@Mictlan.x
@Mictlan.x 9 лет назад
In Mexico, it's backwards with the cab drivers... They play a very important roll in society, they're like mobile psychologists. That firefighter bit was the best part!
@cloudair4154
@cloudair4154 6 лет назад
“wait this isnt west hollywood” LOL
@Shahrizard
@Shahrizard 10 лет назад
It's crazy how the first two minutes of this clip were him making jokes about middle-eastern men, and no one gave any crap about that in the comments. But the first clip I see of a Black guy that drops a black joke, the comment section is loaded with "typical black comedian, can't make any jokes, has to resort to black jokes"
@wtfarockfish
@wtfarockfish 10 лет назад
did we watch the same clip? wtf are you talking about
@Shahrizard
@Shahrizard 10 лет назад
wtfarockfish who did you think he was joking on about when he was talking about the cab drivers with that accent?
@xDDufiosy
@xDDufiosy 10 лет назад
probably because it was very subtle and not in your face.
@wtfarockfish
@wtfarockfish 10 лет назад
Shahriyar Islam Afghanis? Aka, not Middle Easterners
@Shahrizard
@Shahrizard 10 лет назад
Afghanistan is part of the middle east, bro.
@ryneckert
@ryneckert 8 лет назад
Oh my god that last part is so scary and true lol
@gurskyman
@gurskyman 10 лет назад
Fahim is easily in the top 10 comics nowadays. He delivers a solid set every time.
@Fasil777
@Fasil777 10 лет назад
" ... then the band had creative differences" that had me laughing ! good stuff, P.S I bet his "Ahmed" character on one of his uncles. All 2nd generation kids have that one uncle they make fun of lol
@sohimashah5098
@sohimashah5098 5 лет назад
Ahkmed sounded a lot like Lance Cantstopolis! 😂
@hnbhjh2224
@hnbhjh2224 4 года назад
It was very racist but funny
@cunningescape3414
@cunningescape3414 10 лет назад
this guy is great laughed the entire time
@claudiucornea7415
@claudiucornea7415 6 лет назад
This guy is my new favorite stand up comedian
@528hrtz
@528hrtz 8 лет назад
Lmaooo Glad to see Fahim doing so well.. I watched his first comedy video on RU-vid over 10 years ago!
@Muinciavhe
@Muinciavhe 4 года назад
He’s my second cousin but it doesn’t even matter tbh we barely even talk
@NN-lh6id
@NN-lh6id 4 года назад
Tupac Shakur why tho?
@Muinciavhe
@Muinciavhe 4 года назад
@N N cause our families split up, they live in America and we live in Australia and also cause he’s always busy so we never get time to talk
@drmalachilove113
@drmalachilove113 10 лет назад
Funniest guy in a while now.
@civoreb
@civoreb 8 лет назад
Surviving on beetles lol
@TheCSJones
@TheCSJones 3 года назад
Nice PFP.
@civoreb
@civoreb 3 года назад
@@TheCSJones thank you
@hanihabbal6922
@hanihabbal6922 8 лет назад
His white boy voice is the same as Chris Delia's lol
@DancingSpiderman
@DancingSpiderman 7 лет назад
Hani Habbal Keanu's "deude" impression doing a PeeWee Herman impression.
@livelaughlove0209
@livelaughlove0209 6 лет назад
Call him out! XD
@Vstrum
@Vstrum 6 лет назад
U can tell he’s Chris Delia inspired overall
@BullsithDetector
@BullsithDetector 5 лет назад
Isnt chris white? Like mixed italian or something?
@caffeinatednation8885
@caffeinatednation8885 5 лет назад
I can't unhear it... Thanks
@suhkmahdik9901
@suhkmahdik9901 7 лет назад
I dig your material man, you had me rolling at the uber firefighter bit. keep it up
@johnhernandez875
@johnhernandez875 8 лет назад
Wow, his impression of someone getting murdered at the end is so accurate, almost too accurate...
@jsingh4086
@jsingh4086 8 лет назад
+Dexter Morgan 😳.
@Vstrum
@Vstrum 6 лет назад
Wait this isn’t West Hollywood¿
@painandpyro
@painandpyro 10 лет назад
the part about the firefighter got me haha
@Sammstar420
@Sammstar420 4 года назад
All of his voices are spot on lmao. This guy is so hilarious.
@Ayplus
@Ayplus 7 лет назад
Lmao this is genius, why am I just finding this.
@greg.sym.4115
@greg.sym.4115 8 лет назад
In my city literally every single uber I order is a Toyota Corolla and I don't know why.
@MoeBulle
@MoeBulle 8 лет назад
one of the most fuel efficient cars for a reasonable price, any Honda civics?
@greg.sym.4115
@greg.sym.4115 8 лет назад
Mohamud Bulle No, but there are a bunch of Nissan Almeras.
@TheCSJones
@TheCSJones 3 года назад
Besides what Mohammed said, the new Corollas are really nice for an economy car.
@boulshyte8932
@boulshyte8932 7 лет назад
the head shaking thing at the end omg xD
@gorgjesss
@gorgjesss 6 лет назад
Crying SO hard at this OMG
@jkoff76
@jkoff76 5 лет назад
This is the funniest standup I've seen in a long time.
@etiopisk4life
@etiopisk4life 10 лет назад
Always love Fahim's stuff!!
@yung_broccolini
@yung_broccolini 10 лет назад
The firefighter joke was golden.
@XtremeAlpha
@XtremeAlpha 8 лет назад
That head nod in the end was fucking hilarious
@pudchaa
@pudchaa 7 лет назад
Aww I thought the dude texting in the cab at the end was gonna be Dylan texting chad about getting the band back together lol 😂
@sultanaljuhani1571
@sultanaljuhani1571 6 лет назад
One of the smartest bits I've watched lately
@weedtalk87
@weedtalk87 10 лет назад
pretty damn good bit! like this guy!
@karmafairy351
@karmafairy351 6 лет назад
More Fahim Anwar, please! Dude is a fucking genius!!!! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
@antonioperusin9526
@antonioperusin9526 6 лет назад
I wanna take a uber now just to have a awkward conversation with the driver
@gregorcollins
@gregorcollins 9 лет назад
This guy's brilliant. And what is contributing to my confidence about that? The "Unsubscribed" guy is nowhere to be found!!
@theshantanator
@theshantanator 10 лет назад
this was great! very funny.
@milanstanojevic972
@milanstanojevic972 5 лет назад
I love this guy!
@wasabiattack
@wasabiattack 5 лет назад
This guy is hilarious!!!
@vSTRENGTHINFINITEv
@vSTRENGTHINFINITEv 9 лет назад
THAT was fkn Hilarious! ahha That fireman part haha golden. :D
@S1gmundFreud
@S1gmundFreud 8 лет назад
that dylan impression was from chris delia's act!
@FingerGunProductions
@FingerGunProductions 8 лет назад
So two people can't do the same shitty voice?
@jacobnoori
@jacobnoori 10 лет назад
More Fahim Anwar please. Funny guy.
@motney
@motney 10 лет назад
Hilarious joke. Well written.
@xxrookyxx
@xxrookyxx 7 лет назад
thats a ballsy joke....very well executed ;D
@collapsingwavefunction_.3356
@collapsingwavefunction_.3356 7 лет назад
As an Uber driver who has never ridden with Uber... I must be a minority. I get chatty riders all the time asking me the same old questions to make unnecessary conversation. Like, I don't mind if you have something interesting to say, but small talk is not my jam. They'll never know, though - I'm too polite. :-/
@DancingSpiderman
@DancingSpiderman 7 лет назад
Bri-Z Ari K Q: can a person who rents a car drive for Uber?
@krayzeejojo
@krayzeejojo 7 лет назад
I get canned conversations too. It does get boring and even sometimes tiring having to tell the same stories while driving, but remember you don't always get the same riders each time. They know close to nothing about you until they get in the car.
@collapsingwavefunction_.3356
@collapsingwavefunction_.3356 7 лет назад
krayzeejojo I get that. I just don't get why they care to know the same boring, generic things. Must be a people-person thing...
@krayzeejojo
@krayzeejojo 7 лет назад
I see what you mean now. Changing the subject by putting them on the spot seems to buy a little time (i.e., so how's your day/night going so far? where we going today?, can I demonstrate to you how a fleshlight works?).
@collapsingwavefunction_.3356
@collapsingwavefunction_.3356 7 лет назад
krayzeejojo Lol oh man if only I had a fleshlight and a dildo...
@LaKliqueTV
@LaKliqueTV 9 лет назад
I was the closest one to the blaze lmao
@krauz111
@krauz111 10 лет назад
love da 60fps!
@00corin00
@00corin00 10 лет назад
Good stuff! Very funny!!!
@RebornLegacy
@RebornLegacy 10 лет назад
It's prolly the same Dillion that Chris D-elia talked about it.
@IamDaGrouch
@IamDaGrouch 10 лет назад
Yeah, he forgot to mention J-bro and dirt bikes.
@timmyotoole6063
@timmyotoole6063 7 лет назад
you mean good ole Dillon dudicle?
@issaissaisa
@issaissaisa 7 лет назад
you mean dillion harper?
@terrycrews1760
@terrycrews1760 6 лет назад
Timmy O'Toole 😂😂😂
@privatetutor1
@privatetutor1 9 лет назад
This guy is hilarious!
@destinationunknown1836
@destinationunknown1836 10 лет назад
The ending was great
@CapyBrotha
@CapyBrotha 10 лет назад
stupendous!
@KaySquared202
@KaySquared202 10 лет назад
Made me laugh out loud for real...
@superoriginalname
@superoriginalname 10 лет назад
this guy is fuckin hilarious
@silverfascia
@silverfascia 6 лет назад
this guy's actually so good lmao
@LightningEyeball
@LightningEyeball 6 лет назад
Uber is the new bartender.. LOL
@Muxen92
@Muxen92 10 лет назад
Haha that was really funny!
@HanzSygnal
@HanzSygnal 10 лет назад
Firefighter part killed me "... i was the closest one to the blaze"
@NickRoman
@NickRoman 10 лет назад
It was fairly funny, but the end really got me for some reason. Oh yeah, I'm half awake for one thing.
@emanandchill
@emanandchill 6 лет назад
I like his comedy.
@chambzors1
@chambzors1 10 лет назад
even funnier the 2nd time around haha
@jedipat204
@jedipat204 Год назад
He does this joke every time, everywhere.
@ghidfg
@ghidfg 9 лет назад
damn that firefighter bit was advanced
@shermanhatch1916
@shermanhatch1916 6 лет назад
Frahim: stop with the chit-chat achmed achmed:"silence i keel you!"
@LaObraDeMarteLODM
@LaObraDeMarteLODM 10 лет назад
HAHAHAH this guy rules
@lv702man
@lv702man 10 лет назад
haha this was very funny
@EvanEubanks386
@EvanEubanks386 10 лет назад
Reminded me of Chris D'elia
@chex4923
@chex4923 6 лет назад
uploaded on my bday!
@GriffinU
@GriffinU 10 лет назад
It's Joffrey from the Brent Weinbach's short film "I Don't Dance"!!!
@waloacme
@waloacme 5 лет назад
Theo Pointed into his direction... I followed.
@Jordan-mi4vx
@Jordan-mi4vx 10 лет назад
dat 60fps though
@aniolive
@aniolive 11 месяцев назад
His impressions of white bro dudes are spot on 😂
@BossChronicles
@BossChronicles 7 лет назад
Lol so true
@shanellebiddle4767
@shanellebiddle4767 6 лет назад
Super funny
@sakib2424
@sakib2424 10 лет назад
It's been ages since I saw him doing stand ups
@caffeinatednation8885
@caffeinatednation8885 5 лет назад
He just described a Black mirror episode 😂😂😂
@the28th52
@the28th52 6 лет назад
Im fuckin dead holy shit haha
@roadrevz4820
@roadrevz4820 6 лет назад
That joke about firefighter... It's kind of a thing for motorcycle riders. If you in any kind of trouble, near by biker can come out and help. It's an app thing.
@Stars6ify
@Stars6ify 6 лет назад
Lmao Damn hilarious
@scruz4774
@scruz4774 10 лет назад
this guy is good. funny.
@liquidpersuasion
@liquidpersuasion 8 лет назад
hooly shit the super soaker!
@BrokenBrainStudios
@BrokenBrainStudios 10 лет назад
well done
@DarkKingBowser
@DarkKingBowser 10 лет назад
I'm from Texas. What the fuck is an Uber?
@KingMiks
@KingMiks 10 лет назад
It's a car service...you use an app to contact drivers near you.
@KingMiks
@KingMiks 10 лет назад
***** I live in NY so...I don't know what those West coast people are thinking...
@wtfarockfish
@wtfarockfish 10 лет назад
I'm from internet. What the fuck is an Google?
@edu-kt
@edu-kt 10 лет назад
wtfarockfish Google it bro.
@suvariboy
@suvariboy 9 лет назад
DarkKingBowser I thought Texas had everything.
@Deadassbruhfrfr
@Deadassbruhfrfr 6 лет назад
OMFG LMAO
@vanpelt5000
@vanpelt5000 8 лет назад
So funny man
@tiamta
@tiamta 8 лет назад
Am I the only one who thinks he sounds a lot like KT Tatara during some parts?
@Gindsingh
@Gindsingh 10 лет назад
good bit hahah
@goldproductions5867
@goldproductions5867 6 лет назад
Honestly cab drivers should have uber in addition to their regular stuff. Like the company should set up uber for each employee
@MsRosieOMG
@MsRosieOMG 10 лет назад
Funny. I thought I was the only one who thought of Chris D'Elia.
@A358M
@A358M 4 года назад
He's good!!! Also intelligent.
@KYRM09
@KYRM09 10 лет назад
That sound he makes at the end
@ayylmao9021
@ayylmao9021 8 лет назад
This guy belongs in West Hollywood!
@solutionsgirl
@solutionsgirl 5 лет назад
LMAO
@Stoney-Jacksman
@Stoney-Jacksman 7 лет назад
I fucking love this motherfucker.
@TearLilyd
@TearLilyd 7 лет назад
lmao I've only gotten in one uber so far and it was an middle aged man who has a full time job as well.
@darkprince7469
@darkprince7469 7 лет назад
My name is Ahmad and my Dad is from Pakistan....
@johnbotica3497
@johnbotica3497 7 лет назад
He is biting Chris D'Elia lol
@hartistry1957
@hartistry1957 10 лет назад
Dude's funny;)
@imaPASHTUN
@imaPASHTUN 9 лет назад
Him and chris d'elia are buds
@Breakthrue_
@Breakthrue_ 9 лет назад
hilarious
@AndyGergen
@AndyGergen 10 лет назад
It was funny until I realized he keeps his wallet in his front pocket....
@MerkhVision
@MerkhVision 6 лет назад
Andy Gergen its harder to get pickpocketed that way
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