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Also, Upper Pennisula, Michigan vibes. 😆

@@scrotieballsI’m from Detroit so I was right next to Ontario. My accent is a soft Canadian accent and yes, my huzzband makes fun of me for it. 😂

She sounds like people I know in Michigan 😂😂😂

She blamed the cream cheese on the sandwich, but I'm sure that the chocolate didn't help either. I have IBS. If I was going to be flying, I'd be so careful about what I ate the couple days before, and the day of, the flight. I'd want my stomach to be as settled as possible so I could be comfortable during the flight. I'm assuming that most people with GI issues would do the same. If that sandwich was the only thing offered to me to eat, I'd pass. I'd rather be hungry than be bloated and crampy from the white bread and cream cheese. Chantal knew how that sandwich would affect her, but, as usual, she was thinking with her but instead of her head.

Sounds like you have a problem with gluten. A lot of people that do get misdiagnosed as having IBS.

​@@lxq5 I ended up in the hospital once because the pain was so bad. I thought my appendix had ruptured, it was excruciating. I was examined and tested for Crohn's and Celiac, and I have neither. I only eat sprouted grain bread. It has gluten, but I'm fine when I eat it. But white bread always leaves me feeling bloated and uncomfortable. I can eat other things with gluten, like pasta and I'm fine. I found out that there's a lot of reasons that white bread can leave you feeling bloated other than celiac or a gluten intolerance, and using sprouted grain in bread eliminates those causes.

I agree!

I thought he was gay, too, at first, something that made him need an alibi wife... But after poop gate I thought it's more something that leaves him unable to have s*x (Chantal said They have their own form of intimacy... and why would he hate women so much?) Although could be just him being gay but not admitting it to himself

Agree

Yep

That's a fantastic bounty number because no one's going to be able to do it since Salah isn't gay. The only reason people thought Salah is gay is because he clearly isn't attracted to Chantal. Why tf does this set the precedent when barely anyone is attracted to Chantal? He was clearly attracted to Kaibella, the sexts went far beyond what he needed to do to reel someone in for their money, and newsflash...gay men don't hate women. Men with deep issues with women hate women. There are a LOT of straight men who get immense sexual pleasure out of degrading and hurting women. So that doesn't mean anything either. You are the only person still talking about this dumb af theory, and it's extremely homophobic. Stop.

sniff sniff

And she did quite a bit of that in the kia 🤔🤔

She probably thinks it’ll be cheaper and quicker than weight loss surgery.

❄️ is her weight loss plan 💯

Yeah she wasn’t sad at all. I think she is ready to leave Salah but she has nothing to go back home to. Wait until she gets here place and gets board she will look for another guy.

Salah also wasn't in this video, and no mention of him saying goodbye or anything.

She was giddy cause her drugs were waiting on her in Canada

Same thing in my husband's culture (he's from the Rep of Georgia actually), bringing gifts after travel and when visiting people.

Knowing she was going right back, as soon as her travel visa eventually got approved. Now that we know, phew... am re-watching these & truly seeing all her "tells", it's nuts. Brought nothing with her, saying she'll be missing her love for (insert huge pause) then, who knows how long.. is what she said. The BS about the car (that got fixed in Jan) being very vague or outright lying/misleading & speaking in such word salad manipulative ways, lies by omission etc. Her facial expressions about, well.. just about everything.. super telling. That said, many have wondered why she'd go to Canada & travel that far for a visa run? If we think about it.. expensive ticket BUT... free place to stay (for an unknown time, if it takes too long... ESP considering what happened when they went to Thailand) no hotel bills, no transportation expenses, availability to a car, etc. This was much cheaper, actually. The car repair thing, even IF she got back 3/31 or April 1... there is NO way she could get an appointment/availability, an entire brake job & whatever else + have the car back already, in less than 24 hrs. She's such an emotionally underdeveloped, immature, personality... absolutely disordered... lying, gaslighting, self-serving, pathetic excuse of a human being. Imho, lol.

How awesome is that!!!

Is that you in your profile picture? If it is I just wanted to say you're really pretty

The way she so casually mentioned that the sandwich wasn't halal, but it's all she could find, and that she wouldn't be eating halal all the time because it's hard to get halal fast food infuriated me, and I'm not Muslim. We've been forced to listen to her being so self-righteous and condescending while she talks about how important her faith is to her, and explaining the principles of Islam as if she's been a practicing Muslim her whole life. And now, within hours of being back in Canada, she's decided that keeping her diet halal will just be too difficult. It may be hard to get halal fast food, but you know where it's super easy to get halal food? The supermarket. I live in Ontario. Every single supermarket chain carries a large selection of halal food. During every Muslim celebration, they all have special sales just for that celebration. Usually, there's a whole flyer insert dedicated to the sale. The 3 supermarkets near me all have large frozen halal sections, a large selection of halal food in the International aisle, and halal in the fresh meat department. That's in addition to all the other food in the store that it's okay to eat. If her religion was that important to her, as important as she's been telling us it is, then she'd forgo the fast food in order to keep her diet halal. She's just so full of shit, in every possible way that a person can be full of shit. She's heinous!!

Great Lestat quote! 🖤

Lestat 😂😂

@Meli24578i think more „will he spill the beans“ kinda thing

​@Meli24578She's scared he'll cheat and get caught because dude is dumb AF, or he'll realise the dream of coming to Canada is over and he'll make bank selling her secrets in super chats on his own channel.

Yeah he wants RU-vid fame so badly. She should be worried.

If Salah does spill details…we might need to make a gorl world national holiday

I wouldn't give her a penny

Exactly, it was definitely pre-planned. She isn’t really telling the viewers anything that’s going on. It’s a lifestyle channel without showing anything going on in her life.

She got an apartment? Yep when she ‘shows’ all her cards she’s lying like the last time she was there and making a big fuss about finding an apartment etc. now she seems to have done more ground work

I really don’t think she got an apartment. It reminds me of the ‘I’m house sitting for this rich couple in their Luxury mansion and they also offered me a rent to buy situation type deal on it?’ Saga she was on about during crackhead Olympics

It’s the only thing that makes sense: Salah is insisting that she loses weight. He doesn’t want an ‘emergency’ on his hands.

@@therethere7543 You are overthinking that, he doesn't care about Chantal THAT much. Salah is telling her to lose weight not because of her health, but because she is TOO big. He was literally making fun of her weight on livestream and in numerous videos.

Many stores with school supplies also have a day (or week? Can't remember) where certain supplies are 1 cent. At least around here. You have to show something to prove you're either a teacher at a school or a parent who homeschools but it's pretty cool.

Idk why he can’t come on a tourist visa for a visit. Apparently cow tippers have flagged him as a romance scammer to Canadian and US immigration, but that was according to Alaa, who talks out of his ass

It might depend on where you live or what kind of practice your doctor belongs to. I live in Ontario, and my doctor's practice includes 5 other doctors, a nurse practitioner, a dietician, a psychiatrist, and 4 therapists. It only took me a week to get an appointment with the psychiatrist, and after that I was immediately set up with a therapist. It's a good setup, and they were smart to have a psychiatrist join the practice.

She is eating for views. What other content does she have?

yeah, i think too the further you are from the phone, the camera cannot map the face as successfully for the filters so that explains why her up close video style always makes her look uncanny valley with the maxed filters 😂

Trunchbull vibes for me lately

Chantal doesn't see Danny Devito 🐧 ☔ She sees Michelle Pfeiffer. 🐈‍⬛ 💎

Said so as I was reading the comment 😂

apparently it’s an inside joke from a twitch stream lol but it sounds so funny

As despicable as she is, if you're right and she's living in her car ...I feel bad for her or anyone in that situation

I don’t think the Cpap plugs into the lighter

Ugh.. she's so annoying

Bite your tongue! Any other huzzzband arc will likely be as insufferable as this one has been.

Salah is creepy though

@@Azzie565 very true.

​@@Gen-yh1jzAF

I love kitties and puppies and butterflies but …he does creep me out..and I hate agreeing with her about anything.

@@saralotti7174haha I thought he was universally loved! And I always have a little identity crisis when I agree with her on anything haha

She hates musicals and Timothee Chalamet, but chose "Wonka" to watch. And didn't like it. Shocker! She's absolutely useless at ANYTHING life-related. I swear!! 🤦🏻‍♀️

I don't think anyone did. She did it during her seven day ban that we only suspected at first...

Yep and they don't even fit her face. 😅

They're just so ill fitting. The bottom of the frames are sitting on her cheeks, so the nose piece isn't even sitting on the bridge of her nose, it's kind of hovering above her nose.

He's legally unable to go anywhere unless it's one of the gulf countries due to his Syrian refugee status.

​​@@thepeacemaker3584 then how did hethinkmarrying the heffa would get him to Canada?

Really? I had no idea. So he can't be with her for papers then?! 😮

@@thepeacemaker3584It’s confusing. My neighbor married a Syrian refugee in Beirut and his US citizenship was somehow fast tracked. As soon as they got back here he left her and moved to the other side of the country.

From what I understand having a Syrian passport would make applying for visas (even tourist) for western countries a complicated and risky process. If he puts one foot wrong and gets a rejection for one country it could stuff up decades of potential travel for him for other countries.

I keep hearing La fanza 😂

Sending you a big warm hug. I'm having horrific anxiety attacks at the moment

I'm guessing that someone in her family is going to co-sign her lease for her. I see no other way she'd get approved. Nothing has changed since her and Peetz rented the house that would make her more qualified to rent now. In fact, she's even worse off financially now than she was then. And since that lease was in Peetz name, and, I'm assuming, the lease before that was in Bibi's name, she has years with no rental history, no landlords to act as references.

Would she really come all the way back to Canada and have no place to go , I wonder 😮

I'm in Hamilton. We had rain almost continuously from Tuesday night through Friday. We did get that snow storm, but it warmed up enough the next day to get rid of most of it.

During Ramadan…can’t make it up!

YES

For me it’s the principals secretary in Ferris Buellers day off, Grace.

For her she needs the water as cold as possible because as soon as she makes the slightest movement she gets hotter than the surface of the sun so anything less than icy isn’t refreshing to her.

she's sweating it off, but it would not surprise me if she's in kidney failure as well because at this point, what isn't wrong with her

Thank you!!

Ooooo I would support this! Even if it was a voice cameo I would still buy it to support teachers

Plus, it would decrease the number of superchats during LIVES where people just want you to yell at them. That's become so annoying...

Racing to get an apartment seems along the line of Yup

@@MOONSLIFE36 yeah, the whole “I miss him so much but if it doesn’t work out it doesn’t work out” is not Chantal at all. She’s the biggest pick me bitch that ever lived, ain’t no way she’s suddenly totally calm and collected and ok if he leaves her for another…