fake minecraft speedruns be like 

Dan vs. water was literally one of the best fights i’ve ever seen. Definitely going down in the top 10 fights ever in minecraft history

A fake speed runners best weapon: “It must be a new update.”

If the speedrun is technically cheats enabled this is legitimate lol.

Never ask: A man his salary A woman her age Dan how fast he can speedrun minecraft.

Kinda makes me restless, the fact that he doesnt find the floating vilager that lets you trade 1 dirt with the credit screen

People say the speedrun was faked, but the speedrun made the people fake. That means this is real

I’ll admit, when he turned all his iron to shears, I laughed internally

"I'm the next Dreeeeaaam!" *Proceeds to make bird sounds*

"not bad not bad not bad not bad" - Dan, 2020

The fact that he destroyed the berries with his fist when he had like a bpihfdbsdbzillion shears was driving me crazy

That moment when he crafted like 20 shears... that really got me good.

Next fake speed run I accedentally defeated the ender dragon

I was watching this vid, but then I noticed I wasn't on mute in class ;-;

1:10 nothing happened here I’m just time stamping it

"I heard I heard that wood actually can light up if..... i-i-i-i if if it is on fire so... so... what it is we we are going to get" *SPEECH 100*

Dream's been silent ever since this vid dropped

This is clearly fake. He called the Ender Dragon a he.

fake he didn't find a chest with end portals and eye of ender with a full netherite set

Speedrun starts at 17:28.

Just a note, the bread didnt came from nowhere, its from a new update the quick update, the villager tried sharing bread to another villager but u got it, and You should just break the wood in the diamond tree, it would fall and give netherite tools and armor, its all part of the quick update

Just sayin that I was here during the premiere. *I would say that that’s **_POGGERS_*

The speed he got when he drank tge speed portion was driving me totally nuts

This must be a new update! -Every Fake Speedrunner.

Me and my little brother were playing minecraft. When he chucked emeralds into some cauldrons and asked why, he showed me this. He's a f*ing genius.

from the end to the desert not bad not bad

"Okay but why is there so much coal? I don't want coal anymore." Seconds later... "IS THAT COAL? YO GUYS I FOUND COAL!"

Nobody: Dan: does a speed run without a timer

0:58 don't close your eyes

11:32 "that must be... A NEW UPDATE"

i dont know why people say this is fake. people dont see that this is just a really good playing person like check your eyes bro.

I like how he's an entire saga trying to get arrows

"And that will conclude our bedwars let's play" I laughed so much at that part

This is so fake *he snuck some extra bread into his inventory*

The diamond tree lol

0:21 everyone: seeing the water Me: hold up flying grass

Good run overall but you could have recoded the game while playing to kill the ender dragon faster. 9/10

Fake, not every tree was diamond 😴🥱🙄

Bro I dont see anything fake in this video wym... 100 percent legit new world record

2:23 Michael is a 17 years old presenting to the emergency room...

me trying to sleep: my friend watching this at max volume at 2am:

Dream vs Technoblade? no Dan vs water!

We all know this is fake. The new update makes it so we spawn in the end with the ender dragon at 1 hp!

when he shift clicked the iron into all shears i died LMFAO

The iron golem failed attempt you only see for a sec gives me so much happiness

from a netherite tree to a diamond tree? pffttttttttttttt............ what a downgrade... can't even get a tree with Notch's face, but when you zoom into his nose, there will be a dream... zoom in that about 1,000 pixels and there will be a billion netherite that will have a picture of a pickaxe, but in that pickaxe there will be a book and the first page of the book is.... We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

where is the starting chest with full netherite armor and grear and portal frames and eye of enders?

I have seen this video 10 times already and it still makes me laugh. I love the part where he puts the hay bale to reduce the fall damage and literally ten seconds later he says oh I need hay bale, I heard they're good for bread

I regret using earphones right now

I like the part where he speedruns

What Is Ga!ers Favourite Fish: cOd

0:34 I THOUGHT THE SHEEP WERE ATTACKING YOU!

I love these types of youtubers LOL

guys this speedrun is fake! the diamond tree is a paid actor!!

This is fake he did not find a super golem and got full netherite armor for killing it

I forgot this was even about speedruns and thought it was "fake minecraft playthroughs"

I like how he just didn't even have the timer this time till the end.

This is so fake, blazes spawn in the end, not the overworld

This speedrun was 17 minutes. I think he was just having fun making this video and that's all.

These never get old XD

Can’t wait till he speed runs when the Caves and Cliffs update is out.....

How is this comment here 1 day early? Answer: I am time traveling :)

This is the amount of time "dream" died I I V

yo sub 18 that's actually a good run congrats!!1!

Love the fact that he’s not eating any food even though he has no excuse to not

I can tell that Dan wants more views considering he made another one lol

guys i think he cheeted

"Dream music please" The creator of the music: *intensified screaming*

Fake speedruners: I am next dream Me thinking: you are next in naughty list

So obviously fake, the Diamond tree’s trunk wasn’t made out of iron, smh fake your speed runs better

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dan is so hard at work like he's farming speedruns

0:19 *ARE YOU SERIOUS* A GRASS WAS FLYING 😮

"That will conclude our bedwars lets play"

He does that technoblade EH perfectly

"i think trees give us paper" I mean... Hes right

Iron golem: uses 4 iron blocks and 1 pumpkin to craft Also iron golem: drops 5 iron blocks IRON BLOCK=PUMPKIN

“Ooh a diamond tree! New 1.16 update!” 1.16 update: “NEW NETHERITE AND NEW NETHER BIOMES!!! WITH A SERIES OF NEW BLOCKS!!!”

Ender dragon: *Spawns in Overworld* Dan: *mUsT bE tHe nEw uPdAte*

"How much are you going to milk this meme" Dan: *yes*

The way he just showed us him typing in the command to give ems

This caused me physical pain.

Congratulations on 100k

Minecraft speed runner more like cut their video in perfect timing

Plot twist: there was flying grass at that water

I love how when there is something very very good, he says, “Not bad,not bad.” He says it like it could be better LOL

Imagine submitting this to the minecraft speedrun

I unironically enjoy how he pretends that if you do a random thing a new random thing will happen (when it shouldnt) examples: putting emeralds in cauldrons and saying it will make potions in a while. placing dandelions and saying there will be no more dragons. please more of that

He must have thought “Ok how many deaths do I want in this vid” “*YES*” “How many screams do i want?” *OVER 9000*

I lost it when he tried to MLG on the chicken 😭

the music is so fitting

If only other speedrunners played in this *new version*

"Ah ah not bad, not bad." -Dan 2020

Dan: Oh Haystack these are perfect for bread. Me: Wait you threw your bread away before... Bread: WHY ME?!?!???!?!?!? Me: Ok this is dumb

When you need to fix your fixes...

People: “ this is so fake” me: that’s the point

A fake speedrun takes more time than a real speedrun 😂😂

Tbh I've never seen a real fake speedrunners like this

Dan vs water was the battle of the century--I agree, Jetty. Better than any prominent yter vs each other in the entirety of history

fake Minecraft speed runs be like *no speed run counter*

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