Fake Nintendo Games 

So they ported DOOM to Game Builder Garage, but will they port the entirety of the Bad Apple remix music video

Chocolate: You know, I'm something of a turkey myself

*massive fart sound* “Hold on, let me turn on the speaker” I can’t. That’s just the best thing ever.

Who needs star field when you have TOAD WAITS FOR A BUS

Did you say... CHOCOLATE? 😠

Chocolate managed to lose his entire upper body after around 30 seconds while being kept by failboat: *Truly, a worthy pet owner indeed*

The chat spamming "Secure, Contain, Protect" was the absolute worst after i just binged scp videos

ngl the first jumpscare in the p.t. TERRIFIED me as well

If Failboat made all the commercials on TV, I’d probably watch them more than the actual shows.

Therapist: All dreams have a meaning My dreams: 0:48 I see the Headless Horseman finally found a nice head to chop

Remember when Nintendo wouldn’t support games made by “garage developers”?

*Dog gets cut in half* "I don't think THIS was in the original nintendogs..."

You know i didnt get the whole game builder garage thing until i looked at the gameplay and came to a profound realization. "Wait a minute its Little Big Planet. Wait this is amazing."

Failboat: The guy who will get spooked from playing *Game Builder Garage*

Naming a dog chocolate is like naming a human “cyanide”

I promise you, sit through the ad roll for him. You may not want The product, but the comedy therein is gold

One of the best ads I’ve ever

"There's noway you can build... A horror game in Nintendo garage builder, right?" Labo VR: *Allow me to introduce myself.*

*POV: Mario didn’t take his normal pills.*

Toad waits for a bus and Toad's Quest for Cheerios are the 2 games of the year. Try to convince me otherwise.

E3? What’s that? I like to use the *game garage* for all my games, you guys are missing out

2:28 I spit out my drink. I hate that that made me laugh.

10:41. I decided to join a stream for the first time in ages. And I saw this.

4:06 Failboat gets scared by Disney princess

Toad sounds like an Angry Bird launching itself 1:38

“I’ve never heard toad suffering sound so… *crisp* ” NEITHER HAVE I BUT LET THE SUFFERING CONTINUE

This ad was beautiful. I too, have issues following the directions of "if you're happy and you know it"

2:16 I’m crying rn

2:42 what if I use the code "FAIL100"? Will I get 100% off?

1:13 there’s literally an SCP just like this except it’s a cat

E3 : * doing cringe announcements * Failboat : *Fine , i'll do it myself.*

Failboat has a full Failbeard now, huh

When u can't afford doom eternal: 5:53

4:29 bruh he sounds like toad

Half-Chocolate literally killed me I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe-

2:55 GAS GAS GAS

(I wonder if random people decides to continue this joke, I doubt it though) SCP 6198 - headless dog (Chocolate) Entry #1 - He/she somehow still runs, despite the lack of head, and somehow barks too Entry #2 - From time to time it starts to fly while chanting the words "FailBoat" in a ominous tone, tomorrow I'll do a interview with it, will it even talk-? Entry #3 - small update, my coworker is currently either high or finally gone insane Background: *WUT DEH DOG DU* Entry #4: *DEAR GOD IT KNOWS HOW TO SHOOT, WHO LET IT SEE 516*

Everybody gangsta til all the e3 showcases get replaced with this

4:54 i dont watch for a while and i come back to him wearing a beard with more hair than on his head lol

Here’s the answer to you’re question: e3 needs e3

This was the right way to do a sponsor ad. I actually watched all of it. And didn’t skip through. Amazing.

Toad screaming Is the peak of my comedy

Then there was the miitopia half where we started communicating with Morse code

It took me until the Mario Kart segment to realize what game this was.

Jose the half cat: my legs are stuck in a different universe Chocolate the dog: my head is under da ground AND I WILL NEVER LET GO OF THE BALL

fail boat out of context (PART 1) : 8:00

Hi Failboat! Mario’s Stroll was my creation. I was already very aware of the pipe jank. Thanks for playing my game!

9:04 man, odyssey 2 looking good!

HAIL THE MIGHTY HAT KID!!

i like how everyone was saying "secure contain protect" because we all finally found a friend for Josie (SCP-529)

Not even 2 minutes in and I already see the SCP Foundation motto being spammed in the chat lmao

Bowsers moody Monday is finally released took them long enough

2:29 i almost died from laughter

6:57 thats me (:

Chocolate’s like the opposite of that one SCP. You know, instead of a cat with no visible lower body it’s a dog with no visible upper body. But it can still bark. Somehow.

12:20 CHERIOS GIMME A STACK OF EM

0:49 not even a minute in and things go horribly wrong 😂

Just realized that people are going to ruin this game like the shared content page in smash.

He just forcefully chokes chocolate while holding him in the air and also suffocating him in the roof, and then half of his body falls off. Me: my job here is done

Me: sees first 3 seconds of video Realizes spoilers for game Me: I’ll take your entire stock

2:00 Wow, that Lickitung got no respect.

Anti Vax mom: my child is perfectly healthy Her child: 1:03

I was laughing so hard when the dog snapped in half

6:45 MEGLOVANA

1:26 I love he chat, they all have the same idea

It takes fail a measly 48 seconds to break everything.

0:33 what kind of chocolate have you been eating? My chocolate is difficult to break

3:19 I REMEMBER YOU SAYING THIS FROM THE STREAM LOL!!

Makes Alien reference, shows Spaceballs scene like a boss instead

I can't image fail boat having a beard...

That kove ad was an E3 showing in itself, the amount of hype generated was incredible

They finally put ROBLOX on the Switch!

Who Does Need E3? Original Title Was "Who Needs E3?"

I came in seeing a dog being cut in half, and to be honest, I'm not disappointed

2:19 I live for RU-vidrs dedicated to their bits

2:03 R.I.P mr behemoth screamoth, he was the true chad. Only OG’S will remember him from Kirby star allies videos……

I would definitely watch ads if Failboat was in all of them

Daniel now looks like that one uncle that sits in the background chugging beer at family gatherings

that stupid doom thing at 5:48 made me laugh way too hard what the fu

in case anybody's wondering, the censor sound was in the stream as well :P

Failboat, you don’t need E3 You don’t need a mental hospital (yet) What you need Is more GAME BUILDER GARAGE

You wake up... Toad is outside your window across the street Screaming at the bus stop... While Many people watch GAME BUILDING GARAGE BUT I WATCH TOAD SCREAM AT A BUS STOP e n t e r t a i n m e n t

0:05 Nintendogs (Best game ever) 2:50 Mario Kart (Mario Kart) 3:44 P.T. (I had nightmares about Barbie dolls too) 5:48 Doom Eternal (Teaser?) 6:38 A Mega Game (ITS SAAN-) 7:10 Bowser's "fury" (Garage) 9:03 Mario's stroll (DAAN YOU SUCK AT THE GAM-) 10:35 Toad waits for a bus (You mean scre-) 11:54 Toads quest for cheerios (Okay nvm Nintendogs sucks now, Best game ever) 12:54 G 005 N1F FME (Get sniffed me'd haha *cringy fortnite dance*)

Who needs E3 when you have an amazing beard

10:35 AMAZING .BOOTIFUL 2 GUD FOR DIS WORLD AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER

Even with a trucker beard, Failboat is STILL killin it

only ogs remember the title being "wait... DO we need e3?"

That thumbnail had me laughing for a while.

9:17 mario was so thin that he slipped through the fabric of reality

To show you the power of Flex Tape I sawed this dog named Chocolate in half.

10:57 Do not ask for whom the Toad screams...

Finally, I can take Toad's suffering on the go! And split him in half...?

9:21 POV you forgot to programm death

0:24 That scene is from the star wars spoof spaceballs lol

That was the greatest sponsor segment I’ve ever seen

Mario Zooms (turns on Mario webcam filter) (enters zoom class)

So can we all agree this is just Nintendo's Response to Playstation's Dreams?

0:36 me when my dog starts flying 0:49 normal dog

My first time watching (Almost)an entire Failboat stream, I remember watching all of this

1:09 Josie the half cat