I've been trying to find this version on the internet for so long and since i couldn't find it anywhere I just decided to make it myself. so if you were looking for this song and couldn't find it like I was, enjoy!
Robert's dad: Bobby your seventeen its time to throw childish things aside Robert: OK pop Robert : but he really didn't say that he said stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.
Lost my Memaw a bit over a week ago after a VERY long year of watching her deteriorate.. Getting ready for her memorial tomorrow. Hope you're doing ok, this still doesn't feel real.
Now, I've just watched Step Brothers and apart from picking up on some music which I'll listen to again and again, I laughed and laughed and laughed, so much so, my eyes were watering. Notwithstanding the leads it was also good to see Kathryn Hahn and Adam Scott who I love from Parks and Recreation; brilliant...
If this song can be for those who end their marriage, engagement, and relationship, I guess it can even be for by those who go through the moment of when a friend of theirs ends their friendship over nothing. Furthermore, you don’t have to say that they’re fake; they’ve already said it by ending their friendship with you for no reason and over nothing. With friends like that, who needs enemies? The same as that with toxic family members.
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins You don't know anybody named Johnny Hopkins It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and they were blazing that shit up everyday
I loved the movie Step brothers, and this song just gets in my head! I really like it, although a bit sad on it's own. I'm surprised it's new, I really thought it had been around awhile, has a certain vintage quality. Thank's for posting it.
Lyrics (I did these by hand) Who gets the family bible Don’t you know It went as well as it could My wife and I parted long after we should I fooled around she drank a hair too much I said some words she didn’t care for my touch And the little children were brave We didn’t hire lawyers At least money was saved They packed up all their clothes and their toys I guess girls will be girls and boys will be boys But then my sweet charlotte My four year old girl Apple of my bloodshot eye My whole world She asked me Daddy, who gets the family bible When blood is split apart Tell me who gets the family bible When two grownups lose heart Now tell me who gets the family bible Oh tell me who gets the family bible
I always thought he said, "at least money was saaaffffff..e...." like, they didn't need lawyers cause the money wasn't an issue to discuss, hence no need to hire someone.
I’ve gone all my life thinking this was a real song. I’ve been going mad thinking I was in an alternate timeline scouring the internet for this song for the last 30 minutes and hearing “Family Bible” version after version and not hearing these lyrics I was going insane. it’s 4:32 am. i finally found this and read the comments and Im ok.
I could relate this song to a friend of mine from my first semester of college. She called our friendship at a end over nothing, and I tried to tell her I'd do anything to have our friendship at how we've had it, but she didn't care for how much I really do care. And the thought at some point before occurred to me that I could get a tattoo on my back of a knife going into my back and her name being there in a list of those who backstabbed me. Backstab me and blame me for it; call our friendship at an end and blame me for it. Those who did all that have themselves to blame and they blame 'me' for it. It is more than wrong. It is ungodlyness. Being left to take the blame for all of it, and God knows how ungodly it is.
Thanks!!! This has been my go-to movie lately for laughs. But I thought this was an old song that went: Who gets the family bible when two grown-ups lose mom? Like mom dies and the two adult kids are going through the estate. hah, duh.
This comment is so accurate for my family. I had my grandmother's family bible that my mom gave to me before she passed away. I had the bible for years. While I was in the hospital my brother and his wife used A key I had given them in case of an emergency and went in and took that bible. That was over 5 years ago and he still hasn't given it back to me. I haven't really even spoke to him since then. We have both moved and now he claims he don't know where it is since him and his wife separated and he has moved. Since that happened I haven't even really spoke to him and I won't speak to him again until he gives me the bible back. I know where he is because he has been staying at my sister's but he does not know where I moved to. My sister told me he ask her to bring him to my house to talk to me and I told her absolutely not. I don't want to talk to him and I have nothing to say to him. I told my sister when he is gone she needs to call and let me know and I will come and go thru everything he has and find it and bring it back home and after I get it I will call him and tell him I visited while he was gone and found the bible and took it. He builds houses for A living and I told my sister I may even take A couple of his tools and when he calls and asks me why and where they are I will tell him I wanted him to see what it's like for ypur own sibling to take something of your's without your permission and that I can't give it back because I don't know where I put it.
Little Charlotte covets "the good stuff". How like Canaan ? "What do you mean, you can't find it? I feel cursed." You cannot feel cursed if you do not desire the good thing to begin with. Wherefore, Noah did not call the brethren of canaan cursed.
Anybody who accuses me of being a sodomite has never forgiveness. There are only 144,000 servants of the Lord : see, rev 14 : 1-4, kjv. Nor do they have forgiveness who have added to or subtracted from what I have written. The Holy Ghost bares witness, that such as those, hate the spirit of truth, who do such things. They are sodomites who desire to know other males. They invented rituals such as giving of testimonies or confessions for that specific purpose - to know other males. And they will attempt to destroy the reputations of they whom He has annointed so that they might as satanists continue portraying themselves as jews or as christians. Wherefore, again I warn ye to stay away from Organized Religion, condemn eugenicists ("racists"), and most importantly learn to think for yourselves.
just saw it on comedy central great funny movie my kids are giving me the censored version of boats and girls not putting money in the swear jar anymore.
well at least you have a mother i keep telling them there mother is on vacation yet she died of cancer when they were just 1 and 3. im kinda dadmom to them. so don't feel bad i didn't grow up my parents either.
It’s sung by Rick Logan. And looks like it’s only available via amazon music. Not Apple not Spotify nuthin. Must have been recorded in the Bermuda Triangle.
