We are talking more than 378 kilometers for that conga line to go from Hamburg Blankenese to Wuppertal - Add more distance to get to the other side of Wuppertal outside the city limits somewhere. And exactly where is that endpoint? We can assume a beer hall? And while we're at it, where does the cheese come from that replaces the holes in the cheese? Our brains can''t handle the conundrums.