Fast Five Is So Good It Fixed Reality - Best Movie Ever

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The 5th Fast And The Furious movie, Fast 5, doesn't make a lot of sense which is one of its biggest strengths. Nobody cares about plots, feelings, dialogue, or any of that nonsense. We want fast cars, crazy stunts, and to give science a big middle finger because you're not welcome here.
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@kleinerstinkebar6346 6 месяцев назад

The prison transport bus is still rollin´ around the world.

@prxnceanime6335 6 месяцев назад

😭😭lmfaooo *It had no right to be funny*

@jonathanallard2128 6 месяцев назад

The wheels were always superfluous on this bus.

@jonathanallard2128 6 месяцев назад

Strong and independant bus don't need no wheels to roll! *Fingersnaps*

@Dr_Erin 6 месяцев назад

Too bad Limp Bizkit was only in the trailer for the first movie and not in the bus barrel roll scene.

@droppin_sik_beets 6 месяцев назад

Everyone is OK tho

@psychotictactoe 6 месяцев назад

"She's drinking for two now" 🤣

@samryan180 6 месяцев назад

Love it

@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 6 месяцев назад

And then the, "They're lightweights," initially making you think he's at least talking about two adults, but no, it's for the mom and baby 😂

@NitpickingNerd 6 месяцев назад

but she never actually drank the beer . only the two guys did . she had to drink sink water

@NB_Strikers 6 месяцев назад

@@NitpickingNerdif you watch these with critical accuracy for detail, you’re not gonna have any fun

@seewhativescene 6 месяцев назад

The mega blockbuster nerd here to clear up any confusion @@NitpickingNerd

@CinematicTendency 6 месяцев назад

“I’m pregnant!” --“Not after that 💩!” Space Ice 😂

@ashtonyoshi6811 6 месяцев назад

😂😂😂 he ain't wrong lol

@defeqel6537 6 месяцев назад

it's been quite some time since I've lasted actually lol'ed, but that did it

@CinematicTendency 6 месяцев назад

@@defeqel6537 ✌🏻😂

@keithdavison2960 6 месяцев назад

So true that tickled me gooood

@jasonjones7461 6 месяцев назад

Rofl that was one of the best lines yet

@doublep1980 6 месяцев назад

".... if there´s one thing, this franchise holds sacred, it´s realism..." 🤣

@hectoraccented5312 6 месяцев назад

By the fifth movie I was starting to have the inkling of suspicion that no, not really

@MADSCIENTISTGONESANE6166 6 месяцев назад

Surrealism

@koopspook 6 месяцев назад

Plausibility

@fiendkalaka5257 6 месяцев назад

'They're being blamed for killing the DEA agents, which is insane because they should be getting credit for everyone.' ROFL

@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 6 месяцев назад

Lmao my favorite line from this one. I think it's DEA though. Not Distract Attorneys lol

@Daemonarch2k6 6 месяцев назад

Not to mention the about 20.000 cops killed by the flying giant safe...

@fiendkalaka5257 6 месяцев назад

You're right, haha. I looked DA agent up and it's an afrobeat artist.@@ConsistentlyInconsistent21

@williamtoad8040 6 месяцев назад

4:35 no matter what the film is he always finds away to shit on Seagal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Kracov_the_Madman 6 месяцев назад

I'm still waiting for him to review an X-Men movie so he can throw in Seagal sitting on a chair "pretending" to be as disabled as Prof X.

@neslock 6 месяцев назад

@@Kracov_the_Madman Oh, Seagull really needs to do a movie now where he just does psychic Aikido from a chair the whole time.

@williamtoad8040 6 месяцев назад

@@Kracov_the_Madman or John Wick 4 for the steps scene saying when Wick first sees how many steps he has to climb before sunrise and say “but he’s not Steven Seagal so he makes those stairs HIS BITCH”

@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 6 месяцев назад

@@neslock and always on the strip club.

@unstablegenius2325 6 месяцев назад

🐸😂🐸😂🐸😂🐸😂🐸

@RK-kl3rc 6 месяцев назад

“I’m pregnant” “Not after that shit” 😂😂😂

@samholdsworth420 Месяц назад

@philscimath9489 6 месяцев назад

"When the monolith inspires him to use a tool" Just amazing!!! 🤣🤣

@jordankelley8894 6 месяцев назад

This deserves at least as much likes as any comment. Funniest line of the vid! 😂

@The_ZeroLine 6 месяцев назад

It took me a beat to realize he was really referring to the S2000 monolith.

@markrlondon 6 месяцев назад

Space Ice manages to mention the monolith and platform 9 3/4 in the same video! Not to mention the scorpion King.

@VC1design 6 месяцев назад

Agreed. Also genius is that the "Rock" and "Monolith" are like the same thing... Space Ice is evolving their production quality.

@AndyBonesSynthPro 4 месяца назад

That was a sick one I'm still giggling

@MrManAmong 6 месяцев назад

"He went from Sub-Zero, to plain zero" 🤣🤣🤣 The Running Man is awesome

@DavideDavini 6 месяцев назад

I thought I’ve already heard that line. 😂

@samholdsworth420 Месяц назад

Hell yeah! Lol

@bilalattique 6 месяцев назад

A Seagal joke even when it’s not a Seagal movie is cosmic gold😂😂😂😂😂 gotta love Space!!!

@ebbderelict 6 месяцев назад

It took me longer than it should have to realize that bus rolling montage was extended, but, whatever, Space Ice made this the goodest good Friday in history.

@Vortex_Feedz 2 месяца назад

LMAO I was 5 minutes in the vid and went back just to see that shit

@JohnWick-9050 6 месяцев назад

you know something is wrong when Space Ice is more entertaining and brings more thoughts into movies than the current hollywood

@ryanbarker5217 6 месяцев назад

it's a F&F movie, more thought goes into an AI generated hallmark card.

@IronKnee963 6 месяцев назад

Actually, he is falling off pretty heavy if you ask me. A bunch of garbage movies get praised. Unfortunately Sensei Seagal doesn't have more content, he is the only way Space Ice could survive.

@cobretti9332 6 месяцев назад

@@IronKnee963 Nobody would ever ask you and your opinion is 🗑️ 😂

@polppppcheesecake 6 месяцев назад

The current Hollywood is fucked

@andrews.7754 6 месяцев назад

@@IronKnee963 False. Space Ice's interpretations of plot lines are markedly better than the originals 10 times out of 10. Bring your sour tears somewhere else and stop hate watching.

@tylerlewis3423 6 месяцев назад

"where their credibility goes from sub zero to plain zero" got me so hard

@22steve5150 6 месяцев назад

It makes your Ben Richards stand at attention?

@NitpickingNerd 6 месяцев назад

Hi, cutie pie. You know one of us is in deep trouble

@bustercaps 3 месяца назад

Great running man reference

@MegaNafo 6 месяцев назад

"But son of a bitch all they have is US dollars which is worthless down here ...." 9:02 . Kills me ! 🤣🤣🤣😂

@Mr_Bones. 6 месяцев назад

Me on RU-vid: 😂 money printer go Brrrrrr Me at the grocery store: $180 for a bag of chips and expired cheese 😭

@Eli_Pinheiro 6 месяцев назад

Only R$( Real) bitch.

@jins4200 6 месяцев назад

Argentina really wants it lol

@hahahacorn_ 6 месяцев назад

3:49 “Now all that’s left is to hit the gas and fall to safety” - followed by just letting the clip roll is such perfect comedy. 😂😂

@isaiahpero7837 6 месяцев назад

I expected Space Ice to cut to a fake commercial break and come back to the show with the prison transport bus STILL rolling. 😂

@Kracov_the_Madman 6 месяцев назад

Man, I wish he had made a commercial about Seagal doing his weird stance, "Tighten Your Buttocks in 30 Seconds Flat"

@jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 6 месяцев назад

@@Kracov_the_Madman Or " 30 seconds flat by not sharting while handlocked by a old man"

@unstablegenius2325 6 месяцев назад

😂

@goodnerarts1206 6 месяцев назад

@@Kracov_the_Madman OMG I would've pissed myself!

@kevint1719 6 месяцев назад

"If there's one thing this franchise holds sacred, it's gritty realism". A lot of people don't realise they're documentaries.

@SiriusSphynx 6 месяцев назад

Like that time they flew cars in space 😂

@jamesheyworth4370 6 месяцев назад

"It's gonna take the home owner, like, 20 minutes to fix that" Haha

@LivingSanFranciscoBayArea 6 месяцев назад

The Random Van Damme Scenes will never get old. 🐐

@enix2direct 6 месяцев назад

@@TopTozz Hard Target

@jamesdelaney3797 6 месяцев назад

Van dancing

@ibdoomed 6 месяцев назад

Did we all see JCVD is back?! Darkness of Man. F*ck yeah.

@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 6 месяцев назад

@ibdoomed Van Damme never left! Shame on you!

@ibdoomed 6 месяцев назад

@@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku Fair! He took too long a break? Too long would be 5 minutes or more.

@TSHHVA24 6 месяцев назад

"Gravity is whatever you want it to be" needs to be on a poster and in every classroom in America. Also someone needs to make a movie where Van Damme deals with all these spittin' spark plugs. It would clear a billion in its first weekend.

@simhess9720 6 месяцев назад

Right next to the "Hang In There" one with a little kitten hanging from a branch.

@icarorodrigues8501 6 месяцев назад

"Where he showed the world, bigger is ALWAYS better!" Me: *closes the video with eyes full of tears*

@henrlima87 6 месяцев назад

Prideful tears?

@themonsterunderyourbed9408 6 месяцев назад

smoll pp lives matter 😢

@icarorodrigues8501 3 месяца назад

@@henrlima87 no

@kingsridge 6 месяцев назад

"Diesel gets the advantage, when the Monolith inspires him to use a tool!" 😂😂 NICE!

@Patheticbutharmless 6 месяцев назад

Yeah. That is pretty awesome. Highbrow but awesome.

@panicatthegasstation 6 месяцев назад

It's all downhill from here, lads. Look forward to Space Ice's trademark incredulity reaching absurd levels once he gets to the final few films.

@captobvious551 6 месяцев назад

Like the infamous airport runway scene

@Kiyoone 6 месяцев назад

07:10 "She is drinking for two now" LOL

@SuperMrBlaze 6 месяцев назад

"Parkour bennyhilling" - I'm from Europe, so I understand this reference!!! 🙂🙃😉

@brettjones4733 6 месяцев назад

He should have played the Benny theme music during that scene 😂

@M.KEY_HEMIN 5 месяцев назад

Indeed😅

@beano505 6 месяцев назад

Did anyone else click like,before even watching the clip? SI reviews are THAT good!!!

@TimTimmay 6 месяцев назад

12:40 I loved *The RUNNING MAN (1987)* reference *”Their credibility goes from Subzero to now just Plain zero”* 😂

@gunner38ED 6 месяцев назад

"Their credibility goes from sub zero to now plain zero..." nice reference there.

@tdylan 6 месяцев назад

That cold tuna joke throwing back to the first movie is brilliant.

@molotovcockroach7260 6 месяцев назад

The tuna may be cold now, but I wonder if it's still crappy 😂😂

@ykoba4054 6 месяцев назад

How to solve a problem: Neil Breen: I have a greenscreen, and everything is a programmable reality. Programmable, virtual, reality. Steven Seagal: I am a former CIA and a Yale professor on sabbatical. I am the best. I am a martial arts expert. Vin Diesel: Let me step on the gas pedal, and everything will be okay.

@hectoraccented5312 6 месяцев назад

Toretto is a simple man, that loves that one thing... FAMILY

@tajcee 6 месяцев назад

@@hectoraccented5312One could even say he’s a…FAMILY man

@404_profile_not_found 6 месяцев назад

*eats spinach aggressively while driving a Dodge charger*

@eyalstern8082 6 месяцев назад

Seagal- former cia and current special opps

@lecoutcritique8854 6 месяцев назад

Seagal defeat you from the Chi accumulated visiting strip club, his powers don't come from nowhere !

@felip390 6 месяцев назад

"they greet him the Brazillian way" As i Brazilian i can confirm that this is how we greet each other

@chadwickerman 2 месяца назад

I was thinking of going to Rio but now I'm afraid I'll be greeted.

@markrlondon 6 месяцев назад

From the description: "We want fast cars, crazy stunts, and to give science a big middle finger because you're not welcome here." That sums things up very nicely.

@germaxicus6670 6 месяцев назад

Thank you 😂😂😂

@SiriusSphynx 6 месяцев назад

Just like how Their audience decorates their cars and drives on the road. Retarded 🤣🤣🤣

@darkheart2000 6 месяцев назад

I love Space Ice’s concise plot summaries, he always nails the details most critics miss. 😂 Never change bro!

@eleven99 6 месяцев назад

This was the F&F movie where the sound crew really stepped up their game by using royalty free sound effects instead of just making the sounds themselves into the microphones.

@grumpyoldwizard 6 месяцев назад

The legendary Space Ice and another of his masterpieces. Thanks, man, your videos always make me laugh.

@TheTussman 6 месяцев назад

'Cause she's drinking for two now". That jumped in slick. Hey Space Ice, I've seen all your work and this video is your finest yet. Congrats on what I'm sure is a _ton_ of imagination and edit timing on every one!

@jessicachafoya3747 6 месяцев назад

“I’m pregnant” “Not after that sh!t” 💀

@Bigedub101 5 месяцев назад

I never thought about that either, they jumped thru a roof and didn't even know what was inside.

@pillznarRy 6 месяцев назад

BRO that fckn bus roll had me fckn DYING

@UnitSe7en 6 месяцев назад

"But watch out, there's a Desert Bridge." is the funniest thing I've heard today.

@malcolmcurve9511 6 месяцев назад

😂

@Duke_Of_Havoc Месяц назад

Yeah that bridge was on flat ground in one of the frames. That's more like a road frame than a bridge.

@ozzyb39 6 месяцев назад

"you'll never guess what the spark plugs are doing" i was patiently waiting for a spark plug joke!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@williecompton243 6 месяцев назад

me too! 😂

@Drakarys 6 месяцев назад

"I eh runna nenee moore" 🤣🤣🤣

@brockbreastler919 6 месяцев назад

That bus roll is so ridiculous😭😭😭

@hectoraccented5312 6 месяцев назад

They likely knew that Toretto was already inmortal

@ChrisDeVarro 6 месяцев назад

Ain't it lol

@Shiestey 6 месяцев назад

Probably killed like 30 dudes to save vin diesel to go kill 500 more dudes… and then have the nuts to talk about family.. what about all those families?!?🤣🤣

@Eli_Pinheiro 6 месяцев назад

@@Shiestey These dudes ware bots.

@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku 6 месяцев назад

Is that yellow insulation wool that comes out of there Asbestos?

@hectoraccented5312 6 месяцев назад

Thelma & Louise falling to safety was a perfect happy ending to that movie

@bellvnv2000 6 месяцев назад

Better happy ending , in order to stay off hyperthermia they have to rub their wet tittyboobs together ! 😅

@boots3152 6 месяцев назад

10:29 “when the monolith inspires him to use a tool” - now that’s a hell of a reference. Bravo Space Ice.

@magicconchy 6 месяцев назад

“If there’s one things this franchise holds sacred , it’s gritty realism” 😂😂😂

@junkjouster 6 месяцев назад

This is prolly my fav youtube channel right now and i dont understand how he doesnt have millions of subs.

@DBSG1976 6 месяцев назад

Amen, he's one of the best

@Tomiwa101 6 месяцев назад

We need Space Ice to do more modern movies. His channel will EXPLODE! 😂

@GnJs6PackTraining 6 месяцев назад

😂 there's so many terrible ones! Marvels got a ton at the moment. Ruined the moment Disney brought everything

@Tampabay2020 6 месяцев назад

Yelling at the rock for hitting the charger is amazing totally genuinely genius

@corykulenski3974 6 месяцев назад

I love when you say “and things are going great“ 😂

@ericfisher9513 6 месяцев назад

The bus rolls harder than Steven segal waddling down the stairs

@calanwest6580 6 месяцев назад

" He's not stealing that....he's stealing the train..." 😂😂😂😂 Literal gold.

@shanew5957 6 месяцев назад

Thanks fot the Benny Hill reference. Brings back childhood memories

@HRWelch 6 месяцев назад

“I’m pregnant” “Not after that sh@t” I’m dead

@Madhatter.1 6 месяцев назад

5555! Did that bus ever stop rolling 😂. Love the channel Mak Mak 🙌🏻

@Casablumpkin01 6 месяцев назад

Fast Five really was that sweet spot between tipsy and drunk.

@ryanakabomber 6 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂

@LAIRDO- 6 месяцев назад

"The Monolith inspires him to use a tool"?!! Where this guy comes up with this stuff is beyond me!! Satire at it's finest, even better than me.

@vancebocas7626 6 месяцев назад

"And....oh my gawd, why is SHE driving?!?" I laughed WAY too hard at this. XD

@darkguset 6 месяцев назад

10:33 "and he starts to channel his inner Joe Rogan" 🤣 nailed it!!!

@Bruce-Sheb 6 месяцев назад

You must Space Ice the shit out of the Twilight Saga! This is not a request!!

@toddc3988 6 месяцев назад

I need this because I have yet to watch one... I need to Space Ice to save me as everyone else in my group of friends has and I do not wanna

@bienesraices6397 6 месяцев назад

Yes!

@FlowerxHead907 6 месяцев назад

There was a moment right around 0:54 where I thought “is the rest of the video just going to be the bus flipping?” And I immediately thought how much better that would’ve been than actually watching Fast Five

@Bigedub101 5 месяцев назад

Exactly

@gocubsgo2562 6 месяцев назад

Lol the references to other movies are top notch. The She’s All That and Running Man both took me off guard.

@MegaRayland 6 месяцев назад

To me the most magical moment of this film was how lush Brasil looked just like a Southwestern U.S. desert during the train heist.

@nw4042 6 месяцев назад

That's northeastern Brazil in the Sertão. It looks like at up there.

@TonySkittleAlive184 5 месяцев назад

"F••k you.. this is a real movie!" 😂😂 • goddamn I have just joined your channel and we are connected now 🙂

@zachc5824 6 месяцев назад

“We gotta go right past batshit insane, but not quite to Seagal level stupid, and hit the sweet spot of Nicholas Cage!” Is a fantastic line!

@T00_SHADY 6 месяцев назад

And he reminds him that the Scorpion King is what made him the man he is today… 😂 and omg why is she driving?! 🤣

@reignofchaos6463 6 месяцев назад

I love the extended bus roll.. 😅😂 This man is seriously underrated. How does he not have a million followers by now?

@banditandi5434 6 месяцев назад

Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and The Rock in a MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE!!!!!

@frankb821 6 месяцев назад

Never saw any of these movies, but damn it, space ice, for making me start now

@joeblow229 6 месяцев назад

As the franchise goes on, each one is more ridiculous than the last. Tokyo Drift is still probably the best and most realistic one, IMO. Fast X is just mind-blowingly stupid, and Jason Mamoa's performance as Joker-Barbie is worse than any Segal movie.

@henrlima87 6 месяцев назад

You should. Theyre so much FUN.

@pigeonpoo1823 6 месяцев назад

@@joeblow229winner gets me! Most cringe line of movie dialogue ever.

@boboboy8189 6 месяцев назад

The only great movie is the first one. The most realistic is the third one but quite bored because of male lead....

@rogierb5945 6 месяцев назад

'Im pregnant' Not after that shit😂

@joeblow229 6 месяцев назад

I love these videos, I tend to rewatch the old ones between Fridays, because they're all so good :)

@arthurneddysmith 6 месяцев назад

0:18 Speaking on behalf of all the ladies and seamstresses who provided uniforms to the prison, YES, we had one in Diesel's size. HE insisted on the juvenile version ... and calling us "family".

@bananaempijama 6 месяцев назад

6:12 "I'm pregnant." "Not after that shit!" 😂

@ZackBurnsOG 6 месяцев назад

"I'm pregnant!" "Not after that!" Might have been the best line in a Space Ice review yet.

@CoupmalaThaThroatGod 5 месяцев назад

"On second thought,Fuck that and everyone in this bus" 🤣🤣🤣

@nosnackz 6 месяцев назад

That bus rolling bit was so good

@rodrigghost 6 месяцев назад

I'm Brazilian, and that's totally how we greet each other around here! 💥💥💥

@lukeedwards6027 6 месяцев назад

“He had his heart set on drifting that train all over South America..” bahahaha

@Azerty42069 6 месяцев назад

« IT STARTS OFF » we need some merch Space Ice ✌️

@samryan180 6 месяцев назад

Monolith inspired him to use a tool. That is god tier

@Da40kOrks 6 месяцев назад

"From sub-zero to plain zero" now that's an obscure reference for sure lol.

@CalebePriester 6 месяцев назад

I live in Brazil. Dude is right. A happy meal here is like 5+ dollars. No joke. High inflation and shit. Not as bad as in other countries from South America, like Argentina, but high none the less.

@noizyantonio 6 месяцев назад

Space Ice is the funniest thing on RU-vid. I am literally crying at this real-life review of the F&F5. Keep on making great videos. I will watch them all!!

@wpouser 6 месяцев назад

As a Brazilian, I can assure the price of double cheese and fries are spot on.

@tonyromano6220 6 месяцев назад

❤😂❤😂😂❤😂😂❤😂❤

@leov3569 6 месяцев назад

“But seriously, he was talking, wait your fucking turn” lmfao

@keiththorpe9571 6 месяцев назад

Pretty sad when "Jumanji" isn't Dwayne Johnson's silliest, most unrealistic action movie.

@michelhv 6 месяцев назад

“Parkour Benny-Hilling it” is both precise and insane. 😂

@sumerianastrology 6 месяцев назад

I stop EVERYTHING when Space Ice drops a vid. ❤🎉Love from 🇷🇺

@yuris6125 6 месяцев назад

Без Сигала это уже не то 😢

@TT-md7mm 5 месяцев назад

LOL, I was hoping you would keep naming ALL the people that star in this one on the intro. You do fantastic videos and it's great to hear about your channel from some of the other ones I visit. Big ups!

@Wheres_the_money_lebowski 6 месяцев назад

To be fair, this is the citizen kane of absolute bollocks.

@yuris6125 6 месяцев назад

Lovely description 😂

@defaultdaniel 6 месяцев назад

"When the monolith inspires him to use a tool," lmao great reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey, they literally are big sweaty roided apes, just like in that fight scene