I love how the first “fastest asmr” video was just asmr but fast and now it’s evolved into a bunch of insane people speaking softly while making crazy eyes at the camera
“Welcome to the bathroom, how was your experience so far?” Is probably my favourite line outta this whole series. Just how friendly it is. It’s nice lol
I’m glad someone pointed that out because that is every mall in Austin Texas. If they aren’t between the hot topic and forever 21 then they’re right in front of the stores so no matter what you get stuck there 😹
@@Horchataaa I think it means something which has been passed down from your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents 😊
Everyone quoting "spicy child", or the fact your mom doesn't know if you're allergic, but I personally find most hilarious her giving away a family heirloom for her child to put it in their mouth
I think she just said it was an heirloom so that the “child” doesn’t loose the spoon. But if you were joking already and I didn’t catch anything I’m just sorry man you never know on the Internet
no but that's realistic tbh i once asked my mom if im allergic to anything and she told me to wait a second and called my doctor to ask her lol turns out im not allergic but that was funny xd
I am once again offering more ideas so that this series can continue: tattoo artist, piercer, personal stylist, kidnapper, wedding planner, surgeon, car salesperson, director, room service, sports announcer, blind date, toy store, pet store (ft satine?) edit: i would like to clarify that the kidnapper idea was inspired by Goodnight Moon who has an ASMR Marauder Steals You Away video on her channel
SOME triggers that can be found in this video! 💐1:27 Glass perfume bottle tapping 💐2:45 Perfume bottle tapping 2 💐3:01 pressing on the perfume pump (spraying noises, kinda) 💐3:11 lots of spraying sounds, all around ☎️3:37 keyboard typing sounds ☎️3:59 marker writing sounds ☎️4:45 stapler sounds, stapling ☎️4:57 more keyboard typing 🏠6:17 yogurt touching, shaking and squeezing 🏠6:32 caprisun touching, squeezing 🏠6:40 tapping on the container and paper lid of our dessert 🏠7:05 writing sounds 💍7:39 playing with a bracelet - sounds a little like tapping 💍8:03 same as last but doesnt sound like tapping as much i'll make a part 2 later, im falling asleep lol
"i read an article that if you cut the crust off you will have worse SAT score" "hold your lunchbox really straight" "don't loose this spoon it's a family airloom" "and some takis for my" *pause* "spicy child" this mom role play had me dying! great video gibi lots of tingles🥰
I was stuck in traffic for an hour after work tonight due to an accident on the freeway and was listening to your 'fast ASMR' episodes on Spotify in the car (including this one) and they were such a good distraction and made the time go by so fast! They made me laugh out loud while also being soothing but not putting me to sleep. I've never fallen asleep to the 'fast ASMR' episodes but they are super helpful when you're stuck in traffic! So i had to come find the video and let you know haha
"Spicy takis for My spicy little child" "Just like chocolate milk comes from.brown cows" Those 2 lines killed me 😂😂 Another amazing video, loved it!!!!
Being called the spicy child is probably the best compliment my mum could ever give me. Who wants to be the favourite or the brightest child when you could be the spiciest?
I wanted to take a nap but I was genuinely laughing out loud. the mom, eyebrows, and orbital segments got me so bad. the part that broke me was when the mom pulled at a caprisun and then said "next we have your daily intake of fruit". I sat there for a solid minute just rewinding "eyebrows are the window of the face"
i’m allergic to peanuts and the other day my sister offered me a reese’s cup and i just started at her for a few seconds so in conclusion it’s honestly not that unrealistic 💀
the fastest asmr always strikes such a perfect balance between being totally unhinged and also giving me mad tingles lmao. thanks for another great video gibi, and for giving me the phrase "i'm going to listen to your eyeballs"
I came up with some names for these 'characters' Perfume Shop: Ellie Mom: Cassandra Office Worker: Valerie Jeweler: Veronica Bathroom attendant: Candy Eyebrow Artist: Emma Meditation Session: Amber Orbital Exam: Kennedy Couples Therapist: Melissa
So true I watch the whole series again like every week and sometimes like every few days when I'm feeling sleep deprived cuz I always stay up really late and I watch Gibi's asmrs to go to sleep and sometimes I just watch this series for the lols and then watch a different asmr and go to bed lol. And by I go to sleep late like 5 days out of the week at like 4:30. The others days I do all nighters
8:51 I watch this video almost every night so I can sleep/relax… HOW DID I JUST NOTICE ITS A HOWLS MOVING CASTLE RING? HOWLS MOVING CASTLE IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO ASHAMED OF MYSELF.
I wasn't expecting a plotline throughout, but that reveal in couples therapy really tied everything together in an interesting way. It makes me want to go back and watch all of the other vids in the Fastest ASMR series.
Sometimes,some certain perfumes can cause me headache and make my skin irritated,so I wanted to know how it’s like when you come in touch to a perfume you're allergic to?I want to know if I'm allergic or is it normal to have a headache due to some perfumes. Sorry,if I sound dumb.
If another “fastest” ASMR video is made, here’s some ideas because I’m bored -Fastest dance lesson (maybe salsa) -Fastest dad, comes with milk -Fastest imaginary friend creation (basically build-a-bear, but imaginary 🤷♂️) -Fastest rocket launch -Fastest origami making -Fastest driving test -Fastest horseback riding lesson Idk if she’s done any of these yet, just some thoughts while watching
i've come to the conclusion that gibi is like barbie, she literally does everything, YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE!!! btw gibi I love u so much and i love ur vids
_"I am not gonna cut the crust off, I read in an article that if you cut the crust off, then your child will have worse SAT scores."_ is so on point for some reason
Offering more ideas to use (if you want to): -toys r us -build a bear -candle store -camp counselor -daycare -Makeup store -baking -painting -electrician Hope This Helps ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍
I think she kinda got stuck mid sentence because she realised she couldn't say 'boy' or 'girl' or anything along those lines because different kinds of viewers and such. It was a nice improvisation for sure
some ideas for another fastest asmr: baker pet store stylist magician candy store movie director radio station (weather report, traffic, etc) party planner Also this was an amazing video 😊
Did anyone else catch the Brandon Rogers reference in the Office Worker portion of the video when asks if we're going to Janet's baby shower?? It was absolutely brilliant and I loved it! "Fuck off Janet. I'm not going to your goddamn baby shower!"