Fastest Tortoise - Guinness World Records 

Probz

*well well well, how the turntables..*

Omg best comment 😂

Most Underrated Comment 🤣🤣🤣

@@sumitdutta8983 it's the top comment

he got dat A M G E R Y

Angry Master oogway noises

That isn't funny. Come up with something new

@@shamsuddin456 well she is doing what she can and it's good, I bet you can't come up with something new. Everyone has there own opinion andi know that maybe you dont like it but you can't just say to come up with something new! I think that she can have her own opinion on what good or not, anyways it's just a meme.

@@elsa9192 ok

Fastest tortoise: *exists* Prime Derrick Rose: Aight...Imma head out.

Stay it in 69 likes

Wow 2019

Welp

😂🤣🤣🤣😅

😕

I cant have a gf so im gucci

😅

😔😔

Respect single.plz

he is a gangster he probably lives in a mansion after having 999 gold medals in 5 meter races againts a rock

@Amr Murtada 265 😂😂

@@tjaartvanblommestein8213 Dude... 😂😂

I also don't have a girlfriend I'm 22 now

@@tinymajor214 Ok liar

Just imagine if he was any slower!

Yep

@@yonuspurayil5433 it's slower than that tortoise, 😂

Hyper Nova 5

Ikr 😂

Ikr XD

*Tortoise*

Tortoise. Turtles are a lot faster

Lol

Ikr

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣

Ok

😂

400th like 😂😂😂

Was looking for this comment 😂😂

LMFAOO

LMAFOO

😂😂

OverShock LOL

Someone please tell me what is "LMFAOO"?

Exactly what i thought

Though being faster then ut

I'm the laziest prson alive I cldnt even finish typ

I have a world record of sleeping to much(111583947497529859 years)

When you realize a tortoise has a girlfriend bur you don't

XDDDD

This got recommended to you because “there are no accidents” - Master Oogway

KUNG FU PANDA

Yessir

R.I.P Master, Ooogway...

Lol 😆

Plot twist......rabbit never slept during the race.

Lmfao🤣

This comment was underrated 😂

@@christianwijaya6906 your comment is overrated

haha

He's running because needs some milk

Maximus Ramirez meme

Maximus Ramirez such memes

Jose Rodrigo i swear to god i had a much faster turtle ..

You mean Hare XD

Lol

Lol

XD

*Our childhood was a lie*

Hahahahaha

😂😂😂😂loved ur comment dude

@Owen Brunenavs by peein???😐😐😂😂

lol

Look at seconds later, he's still try to run again. LOL. 😆

I somewhat broke a world record (I think), IDK though, maybe I'm wrong, BTW I got a Bibos fish in *Fish Feed & Grow* to level 2000 without cheating, I haven't seen anyone do that on RU-vid WITHOUT cheating

😂true

Even he got a beautiful girlfriend

*YOU ARE NOT ALONE*

*YOU ARE NOT ALONE*

so true my internet sucks

+OakTheGuy Gaming comptine pour enfants

k

Lol 🐢💻

lol

Yes

Bertie*

Well I think he peed becos of over exitement and shock ofc

@@uselessSam Bernie sounds better tbh

Yes

Its 5:30 am for me and this is InTeReStINg

Yep Its very very *i n t r e s t i n g*

Yep, actually even I need to go to bed

💯

7,621,397 people: *InTeReStINg*

That hurts

Wow this may get likes

Awit

Hope u find a Nice love life 👍 I FOUND MINE 2 days ago now I pass my luck ON to U BROTHER

🥴

🤣

Lmao, that's hilarious xD

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

THIS TURTLE SPEED OVER 9000KM THOUSAND

😁

That’s funny

Lol

LMAO.

Sorry but your wrong loser unsuo is faster

The Chimp plays r/whoosh

+Mia Burgdorf They have indeed Mia! :-)

+Guinness World Records Haha! I wasn't ever expecting that!

+Guinness World Records :-)

+Mia Burgdorf How did you think they had baby turtles?

+Fly Roblox Lol, that's a hard question! 😂

I get your joke,lol😂

@@User-kf7cx ypp

I get it bro the cameraman was overpowered

😂😂😂👍👍

wtf*

That FREKING profile pic

lol

Agree

lol the guy with the sports lens at 1:03.

hahaha

saitama

saitama-sama

TheUnsuper's youtube picture is one punch man.

Zetsuke4 yes? so?

Even better

You mean 2015

Well this. Is not ok !

I am still single

@@abhisheksaini802 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tum sab kya has rhe ho tum bada setting wale ho 😂😂😂

@@abhisheksaini802 🤣🤣last reply though 🤣

@@t.jannat8202 lol😂😂

Benjamin H. L

Benjamin H. XD

Makenda lol

Makenda Same 😂😂😂

But turtles live for over a 100 yrs

Sylvia Nair No. This is a tortoise.

The turtle beat you in terms of speed of getting a girlfriend. You need revenge lol

Lol

@JustJeff Or whatever slow as a tortoise is an absurd statement ??

@JustJeff Or whatever wth do u mean ?

@JustJeff Or whatever ur crazy smh

@JustJeff Or whatever lol 😂

LoL 😂😂

Lol😂😂

I hate to be that person but it’s a tortoise and a hare

@@elliesaurusart3941 I changed it You're welcome:)

@@buttercup3837 cheers (It still says rabbit instead of hare but imma shut up and not be annoying anymore)

We are same

i feel you :(

Jericon Mc haha lol😂😂😆😆

Jericon Mc you replied to your own comment

Fatima Cortes no, he replied to the person before that

LOL

I'm a tortoise (Testudo Hermanni) farmer/owner and yes, they actually pee when they are overwhelmed by emotions 🤣

@@RxT7A wtf

@@giuliaceccarelli3260 Lol

1:20 *TURTLE INTENSIFIES*

lol

I agree

I mean i searched for it lol

Tortoise

T U R D L E

@@m00dyb1ues lol

If we speel turdle it will comes like tardels

I love that story

Fastest tortoise 🐢🐢

The tallest/biggest chicken

Fastest tortoise 🐢🐢

The person who’s actually first on every vid.

Longest flight as penguin

Y is dis so damn funny

xD

Banana YT omggggg

Banana YT HAHAHA

-swimming- peeing noises

Aditya Rahardian oh

+MrJabakker not sure how you got that number

+Guitarherosonic13 Description

+DemonFox369 now I'm not sure how GWR got that number :o

+Guitarherosonic13 description

+MrJabakker He can run a mile in about 4 seconds, damn

Joshua Amoroso yh

1:44 PEES ON FLOOR

Tortoise

-Mob6

-Mob6

Actually you just move in darkness but live in light when you stop😁

@@RedAlert3Uprising HOW DARE YOU NOT START A CHAIN

But he has no pants- No offense lol

Lol yeah it's just a pun :)

or maybe that guy's show lol

Stolen comment

TORTOISE YOU FOOL

Stolen

:(

Damn right .. because I can’t even get 100 subs

+princesslibra20 LMFAO

This comment makes me feel pathetic...

mood

TORTOISE

Ye

So true

What else would the fastest do

SONNET CRICKET CLUB just be happy with yourself:)

JUST SEARCH FB FOR GIRLS WHO TYPE W ALL CAPS

@@jakenot3997 Be nice, this isn't Language Arts class.

Meepix The Lex how keen of you to notice that. I imagine all of you playing "comments section" while you ride around in the short bus.

Meepix The Lex so why are you playing hall monitor

Aww come on dont be sad,your single just be cause god is creating the best love life for you🙂

@@ArgentineFootballfan1978 legend 👏

@@viet7408 yeah 💜😇

Girlfriend is just getting yourself into a slave so it sucks

@@gnome2812 okay incel

He was running, just running at a tortoise pace

Bannoffee Pie lol

It’s not pie it’s pee

G O O D

Hm

+Keith Horan Yeah, why did they race him uphill? huh!

Jamie Stirzaker I honestly think the whole thing was rigged. They tried everything they can to keep this tortoise out of the record books, but he wasn't having it. He's a true athlete at heart and it shows through his blazing speed.

haha i think thats true.

+Keith Horan Blazing, lol

+Keith Horan conspiracy

Shikha Jain he has the std he’s just missing the u

@@Alpha-23 😂😂

@@Alpha-23 😅😅

Shaily Shah I know!

Shaily Shah just like you

It

Liam

Really true

What you did there, I see it.

King Elliot 😂😂😂

XD

Same

😂😂😂😂

Same lol

Lol

Usain bolt wouldn't exist after 100 years

Than*

@@totallyfunny8675 r/whoosh

@@totallyfunny8675 exactly

+Keith Horan Hi Keith, you can rest assured our official adjudicators verified Bertie was performing under normal conditions at all times. Thank you for your concerns, GWR

Guinness World Records Awesome! Wow, that makes his speedrun even more impressive!!!! What a beast! =)

wow

Zetsuke4 don't spoil it!!!!!!!

Peyton Cooley ok

you said it!

you know that tortoise YOLOs of how he posses during the presentation

Akos Rutai it can be both!

he already won that race btw 😁

You mean Hare.

Hahahahahah so true😂😂😭😭

Damn...so true... I look like an adult at the age of 15! Even age runs faster than my brain thinking capacity level tbh

@@mukundan8925 you know how to use 'tbh'

@@shetanshusingh6529 yes bro...any problem in that?

😂😂

Lol

I serached it the second tume

I searched for it the first time

Yes and u don't need to comment on it ,this is very obvious but for some reason people like these coments

Also they will live for nearly 200 years

@@user-cb2gu1sw9w....ikr...dats definitely a point to add😂😂😂👍🏻

@HEX CUbE ironic

I can make your life AWESOMER than his and you can make mine too😁😁😁

@@ayushkumarsahu606 smooth

Give me that award *

Wipe out its a joke

Uhm... Yes i did

Facts: You used wrong grammar

69th like

I am gonna end youre whole career

Your name is...

Damn

It's a tortoise not turtle

that is embarassing.....

When you realise this dude doesn’t know the difference between a turtle and tortoise

Can I get 10k subscribers without any video... you have videos...

Meme Theory its like from the movie called the life of a turtle or something lik dat rite

Zajac The Pianist tortoise not turtle

*Tortoise!!!!!!!!!!!*

Zajac its not a turtle

So true 😂😂😂 btw it’s not turtle 🐢

Jokes on these idiots, tortoises are turtles

I like trains.

Me too

Me too

+Demoturtle #turtles

nyoom

nyoom

Kaka Almer tortoise

are both your legs broke or somthing?

EnderBlivious Sarcasm

lmaoo

Enderblivious? More like oblivious.

***** come-on dude, that's just for fun. And since i'm mocking myself then there is no way of getting offended by the joke.

Hehehe...... Yes

Lol

his*

@@lachimolala2229 army?

@@surajkumari7373 yes⛄

😂😂

Kidhar Tera Ghar he

Lol jio se bhi achha he

@@punarbasunath7730 Sahi kaha

@@punarbasunath7730 jis planet par tera usi par Mera Ghar hai