Fatter Than a Speeding Bullet 

Fatter than a feeding buffet

Faster than a static bullet

“Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad.”

i love fat shaming the heavy from team fortress 2

Down by the payload, look! It's a spy! A sentry? It's fat scout! Fatter than a speeding bullet, A face like a locomotive, Able to look at tall buildings from the ground! This amazing man from the icy Russia! Fat scout, the only son of his mother, taking on the impossible challenge to care for her and his sisters, fat scout moves the payload and shoots a shotgun with his fellow mercs, and works with the team in his secret identity, Heavy Weapons Guy

Medic: “Scout” Scout: “I am HEAVY!” Medic: **aggh! I’m BILIND!**

I didn’t know caseoh played tf2

Fat scout gotta be ny favorite scout variant

MUH STOPPIN’ POWER

Faster than a speeding buffet

I love better scout, this is why he’s my profile picture

the overuse of bloom is what makes it for me

“fatter to tank a speeding bullet”

"And it's strong enough to pick up pancakes!"

“Skinny Little Twig, Skinny, Skinny, Small Little, Twig Twig!” -Fat Scout to standard Scout

Faster than a speeding boolet

Slower than a standstill tub of lard

Running too fast to aim properly? Wack. Insulting the venerable science of physics by jumping on midair? Wack. Corporate chemical juice a.k.a. soda? Wack. Scrawny beta-cringe physique? Wack. Reduced damage per melee hit? Wack. Me? I'm fat as F O K.

Every time he double jumps, a fart sound effect should play 😂

If he's a bullet...he's a Bullet Bill

Technically heavy is in love with the kart so i see no change

Yeah the flip flops Really help. Screams Im 45 and in a Crisis!

Fatter than his missing feet

Fatter than a random spread pattern

regular scout vs fat scout

Этот скаут набух от тестостерона!💪

Someone please make a remix called "Fatter Than A Speeding Bullet"

I think it should be named "Slower than a speeding bullet"

I have an idea. Let's call this subclass the fat scout AHHAHAHHAHAAA good idea, thanks

Now do Scout pretending to be Heavy :)

gotta try speed heavy get a soldier buddy with whip and conch use gru be amazed

Fat scout enjoyer sadly there not action to show case this

Nice hustle ton of fun next time eat a salad 💀💀💀

he boot too big for he gotdam feet

How?!?

nice

Is this a mod ? If not tell me the loadout pls :c

I'm sorry, but I keep getting distracted by a cat shrieking in the background lol

How all of these cosmetics called? I wanna

Mod for this? Where?