Look at all these douches. Can we stop being 5 for a second? Really? Its not a funny joke and honestly it makes me think you guys are, well, lets just say special.
Cmon you must have heard of it. My dad went there before they shut the place down for good. It was amazing from what I've seen, entire facility built down there, but they up and abandoned it after an earthquake, not only that they were to lazy to go down and get all the people they left. Wish a new company would be able to buy that land and make a new park.
This person didn't create it, but the person who did, Oh god did they spen a LOT of time on it. I'm talking 1000s of papers, artworks, random events, story's, eye witness testimonies, EVERYTHING on this project. To the point that if you Google "is the mystery flesh pit national park real?" It used to say yes, and then gives you information on it.
At first when he said “Mystery flesh pit” I really thought he was talking about my ex. Then he said national park and I knew it couldn’t be her, though she was definitely open to the public, there would have been to much pollution to get National Park status. That cleanup effort would be well beyond tax payer efforts.
It is actually real. Back when I was a little kid my parents took me there. It was awesome seeing the caves and caverns of the beast. A lot of people say it’s fake because they want to keep this whole thing hush hush secret.
Clearly you have not been there, you zoomer. Every true blooded American child grew up desperate to visit the pit, then the incident occurred and all future generations were ruined
I went there with my uncle when I was 8, I remember we saw a copapod come out the massive pit in the middle of the park, it almost attacked a tourist, but my uncle told me "get the fuck back, Parker! We ain't horror movie characters now!" He was so FUCKING funny in stressful situations, I love my uncle chad
I just looked up a copapod. Why do they look like small plankton but you're saying it attacked a tourist. How big was this copapod? How big are these damn creatures?
@@erickr3300 This place never actually existed. Some redditor made it up “war of the worlds style”. Did up all the artwork, and posted so many bits on the Internet about it, that google thought it was a legitimate place.
Thanks for sharing this, i live a couple miles from flesh pit national park and me and my family visit there often. There hasn’t been many tourists though after a few incidents but i really think this video will bring some and help keep the park going! My uncle actually used to work there and he loved his job, but soon got struck with terminal illness and decided to feed himself to the flesh pit. It was a very ceremonious day in my life and another reason this park is so important.
This person didn't create it, but the person who did, Oh god did they spen a LOT of time on it. I'm talking 1000s of papers, artworks, random events, story's, eye witness testimonies, EVERYTHING on this project. To the point that if you Google "is the mystery flesh pit national park real?" It says yes, and then gives you information on it.
SCP-2678 The Vorehole. It's very similar. It was deleted and replaced by the original author but there are archives and RU-vid videos about the original
I was going to point out that it is asserting but I don't know anymore. Was it? Was it inserting it's dominance and why is that worse? Tell me why that is worse?!?
The circus clown cimus isn’t a compound surface fauna though, right? Isn’t it just a calcified mass of melted humans who underwent digestion? Similar but different
I don't think it is ever stated HOW compound fauna is made, but I think partial digestion is a part of it. The circus thing is different because they tried to freeze the sac they were in to save them, but it froze them within it.
My grandad used to bring my mom when they lived in Texas, it’s really sad I never got the chance to go, hearing him tell me stories was one of my favorite things to do with him. RIP grandpa, one of these days I’ll avenge your death
My best friend’s family was in the park during the 2007 disaster. They had just left the visitor’s center when the thing started to cough or whatever that was that happened. I’m so glad they didn’t get digested, and that I get to know them today
Now I hate clowns with a passion but, those poor clowns........and they were used as an attraction, mostly to show others what happens when you're not careful in the pit but JESUS
@@rc7375 You’ve obviously never read or listened to the creepypasta where this story originated. It’s ok, little fella. Go back to playing with your GI Joes. 😂🤦♂️
If you are NOT familiar with this, the Flesh Pit National Park is in a world in witch was discovered a MASSIVE ( and when i mean massive i mean that it goes hundreds and hundreds and HUNDREDS of kilometers deep) flesh pit. Because of the many things that were found in the pit, a society decided to build a national park around the pit to not only increase the incomes with the park but also to extract usefull resources from the pit, like neural tissue or bone fragments. Also there were found living organisms in the pit witch it was ipotesised that they’re ancestors entered the pit and adapted to live in it I am not telling the whole story, but just known that the pit is ALIVE: the whole thing, in witch there are living organisms from the outside, in witch humans are extracting tissues, is ALIVE
I remember going there in 2008, but if i recall correctly it had entered a dormant state. So it was about as exciting as watching paint dry. I might give it a second visit but i seldom have time nowadays for a vacation like that.
@@jaxsonhammerkawk7436 how are so many people in this comments secretly unable to comprehend the concept of sarcasm and a joke, y'all are actually autistic and that's coming from the autistic guy (me)
I think part of what makes this kind of content so unnerving is just how casually this guy mentions a giant Kronenberg so massive it’s Bronchioles are the size of a Forrest.
I went in 2007, most of it was still closed or under renovation. They have a theater now along with actual shuttles which helps with the walk. Still an awesome place to go!
Pretty sure he finished it a while ago. Like, a year ago or so. Edit: my mistake, I forgot to mention there's supposedly a novel in the works, and that's pretty rad tbh, so by that extent it's not finished, you were right lol
I grew up in west Texas. My family spent every spring break at MFP National Park growing up. I kissed my first girl at Amniotic Springs. I'll never forget the first time I saw the Permian Basin super organism. I cried!
Yooo same!! I also laughed at the screeching calcified human amalgamation! My dad looked scared of it tho and said i was being disrepair, so idk what his problem was
I went here with my dad! On the way inside a terrafartatiod came running out, claws and jaws snapping. My dad threw me aside quickly, as I hit the ground he yelled “get out of my house and quit doing so many drugs you junky. Talking about a flesh pit or somethin, your mother would be so disappointed.” and he slammed the door. Such a cool place.
Of course they closed the most interesting national site. A small expenditure would bring it up to code. Well worth it for the life-long memories of wholesome family fun.
I remember visiting the MFPNP when I was14 with my friends, the year it closed in 2007 I saw the Abysmal Copepods, the Circus Clown Chymus, and other attractions. There are plans of it reopening, so🤷🏻♂️
My two crazy uncles would kidnap clowns from circuses and we'd take them down to Flesh Pit National Park and throw them in so they can amalgamate too. Good times
