Fauna, Your Age Is Showing... 

Fauna doesn't look a day over a couple billion. Fortunately, she has the skin care regiment known as anime woman.

Soothing yaps to fall asleep to

"Born to be evil, forced to be a tumblr sexyman" -Fauna

She is literally 4.5 billion years old

I remember when zombies dropped feathers, bows had unlimited durability, and you got milk from squids

Whenever Fauna or Nerissa talk about stuff I feel younger because I relate to it, but then feel old if they mention how long ago it was.

*Man I Love Fauna.*

Fire in Minecraft used to spread infinitely, and it wasn't uncommon to find an entire forest that was on fire because there was a magma pool somewhere in the middle of the forest.

I still remember the time when you couldn't just nilly-dilly walk over Farmland, because with every step, even when you sneaked, there was a chance it'll revert back to regular dirt

i love that most of the EN girls are the same late 20s mid 30s trash that i am lol. these are just the people i grew up with. ❤❤❤

Minecraft's official release was on November 18, 2011. But the true release date of Minecraft was on May 17, 2009.

She was still in highschool when AOT aired? Man, if she's old then I'm a prehistoric dinosaur 😂

I’m old enough to remember when Minecraft was officially released.

Hold on, I watched AoT season 1 when it first released and I also was in high school... Man, no wonder why I love Fauna.

Man I Love Fauna

Bro the same happened to me, when I was younger I was so happy about Minecraft with my friends but after they changed and I was the only one that kept play Minecraft 4:04

Jesus. I thought I would relate, but Fauna was in highschool when attack on titan aired... It's still recent to me! She's so young!

Reminds me of how when I was young, me and my friends all played Yugioh, but now I, at 33, am the only one who still regularly plays.

Every day I realize that being 19 is practically being a child with big boy pants

She didn't know the ancient things like VHS tape or boot entire a thing in a floppy disk that's lucky ig

I still remember when they introduced the hunger bar

Fauna: "Remember when Minecraft had Dinosaurs and they kept changing into different Dinosaurs then someone sent a meteor into the server and deleted all the Dinosaurs."

Honestly the moment for me that made me feel old was when I was talking about my experience watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy in theaters when they first came out and someone else went "Man, I wish I'd been alive when those movies first came out!"

I had a friend group who introduced me to anime. Then as of Grade 12 all of a sudden no ones interested, I'm the sole weeb watching multiple shows a day. Wish I could go back to that, too tired and don't have time these days.

I'm old enough to remember when you could only play in a browser, there was no survival mode, and MC Steve had this deep stock voice for fall damage instead of the tick sounds you have today.

oh no, not habbo hotel! *ages 30 years*

I remember back before people owned a PC. I remember hearing in Primary school about someone's dad owning a Windows 95 and thinking that was so cool and expensive

minecraft has a few subtle things that can be taken as hints of lore, and i guess you could take the end credits as lore but it definitely has things to speculate about, like who built the structures such as the end dungeon, deep dark ruins, etc, and why endermen speak english backwards, and is steve the last surviving member of his species since non villager zombies exist

Mama fauna you are so old father from fmab would just need to see you to get god mode

in my case i remenber when yout boat would break if you crashed too fast on the shore... good times

I remember when they added the snow biome.

After binging weeks of NL I can totally see the pacing resemblances. +2

fauna GMILF confirmed

My first clear memory of Minecraft was different wood. I was cutting down big jungle trees and suddenly had a different color.

I love how she’s just trama dumping while playing a peaceful game 😂

I could listen to Fauna yap about late 2000s early 2010s internet culture for hours.

AoT in 2013... My now wife and I were dating, a couple cities apart. We would stream it while Skyping each other to have a watchalong. I now realize that entire couples have met each other > married > had kids > gotten divorced in the over decade that we have been together.

7:59 - 8:29 that was kinda the actual the ending of a kids movie " cats & dogs "

Without diving into the forbidden knowledge, it really sounds like out of all of Council/Promise, Fauna sounds closest to the Hag threshold. And I love me hags.

I lost my best friend from middle school two years ago. We were planning a grand week long hang out. We were going to watch TMNT and play Sega Genesis, just like the old days. He was in the process of recovering from cancer, and I had just lost another friend so I decided I needed to call him and tell him that I loved him just in case something happened. He was so happy to hear it and he told me that I was like a brother to him. We both cried. He promised he would get out of the hospital soon and that he would be okay. A month later I saw his parents update his Facebook saying he had died as I was leaving a movie theather. I fell to my hands and knees and sobbed. He was my best friend growing up, and I still miss him so much. Always tell your friends and family that you love them before it's too late.

I think i started playing beta 1.7 i remember the big hype for endermen and the adventure update. Classic times

I remember playing the alpha during my gramps funeral. And pocket edition demo couldnt even make a crafting table in the demo

I played minecraft when it was entirely browser based, there was absolutely zero procedural generation or survival elements and every server was just filled with complete and utter chaos. The fun part was to kinda dig into the crust of the server to find layers upon layers of past creations that players made. Then you find yourself a spot and build something cool, hidden away in a place only you can find, then see how long it takes before someone else finds it and replaces it with something else. It was innocent, pure and fun.

Don’t worry Fauna, I remember too…

Bro, I was like 13 when Minecraft officially released and had bought the game when Beds and Wolves had yet to be added to the game. If Fauna is old, I am Ancient.

She is both CRUSTY and DUSTY!

I used to play when water flowed infinitely, then after a while I played the web version where it was always the same world that lasted like an hour and a half, and then I remember in 2013 when I downloaded the official launcher and it was free for some reason, best day in my life, I still remember like it was yesterday, I just got back from playing with friends outside, got on my pc, tried launching the game, it worked, made a world in creative, first thing I did was mine straight down and make a railway in a cave underground

Bro... I was in the middle of college when the AOT MANGA came out. LOL.

Technically the game was playable in 2009 just not available to the public at that time, and Mojang made alpha and beta versions available in 2011 along with the initial release of the game, so on technicality it’s 16-17 years old. But you can take that as you will.

14 years ago i was 6, bad times.

me too watch SNK on highschool, season 1 and still ongoing, probably the oldest possibly kirin age is 29

I feel old by just seeing people being surprised by this....

I dunno why, but her comment at around 1:20 reminded me of the, "What is the first Pokemon?" quiz meme. That being said, if you don't know what I'm talking about, what is the first Pokemon? A: Bulbasaur B: Mew C: Rhydon D: Arceus

I didn't watch Attack on Titan, but I was a senior in high when it started. I was all about One Piece, Fairy Tail, and RWBY back then.

fauna young as ever!

I remember when minecraft had a browser version that was purely(?) multiplayer and was always in an old creative mode, loved seeing steve running around flailing his arms and legs about

funnily enough, there's still a sizeable community of people who still haven't moved on from Beta 1.7.3. It's crazy.

I’m in my early 20s and remember this. Lmao

*Queue "Good Luck, Babe" by Chappel Roan *

Man I Love Green Yapper

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

Attack on Titan wasn't even out yet when I was in high school 🥲

On her sudden tangent about Attack on Titan, tbf I don't think they ever said that Season 3 (where we find out what's in the basement) was going to be the *end,* per se... Though I do think Wit Studio said that was as far as they would go, which did indeed turn out to be true since Mappa took over after that. 'course then Mappa made "The Final Season"... which ended on a cliffhanger after 16 episodes with an announcement of "The Final Season: Part 2", which took over a year to come out... and which ended on a cliffhanger after 12 episodes with an announcement of "The Final Season: The Final Chapters" coming the following year... And said "The Final Chapters" took the form of two movie-length TV specials that came out like four months apart... Imagine how much mockery they could have spared themselves of if only they *didn't* use the title "The Final Season". Granted even then I imagine there would still be *some* jokes at how the series took forever to actually end, but at least you wouldn't have the so-called final season being *three seasons long in its own right.* ...Moot point now though. The series has actually ended, and honestly, looking at how the endgame turned out... It's quite easy to see why it took so long. Even in the manga the climax was basically just volume after volume of preposterously detailed action featuring incredibly hard-to-draw characters and creatures, to the point where many felt it would be outright impossible to animate. And while compromises had to be made... by and large I think they did an admirable job of bringing it to screen. (And I mean, they took what was in the manga a *deeply divisive* ending and made something out of it that actually left both the manga readers and anime-only fans pretty happy. That's quite the accomplishment in and of itself.)

I was 2 when the minecraft alpha released

oh the struggles back then when you had to survive the nights without beds

I was introduced to Minecraft from Seananners talking about X's playthrough (aka davidangel64) what a beautiful era of youtube

Never forget Minecraft was inspired by Infiniminer and Zachtronics made great puzzle videogames

I remember the playing the very first version of Minecraft that was basically just dirt cobblestone and lava at the bottom of the map

I was young when 1.0 came out, I was like 8.

I'm too young to remember the release of minecraft, but I am old enough to of started watching Stampylonghead before he reached episode 20 of his Lovely World

She's irl Bisquit Krueger

I'd like to say that Minecraft lore is your lore.

Bruh, i played Minecraft when it was a browser game and only had 9 blocks in it and i am not old at all. I was like 5 back then but still.

Do you guys remember when we discovered fire? MAN what a game changer that was!! I never ate raw meat ever again!

Man, I Love Fauna

Mother nature is very old, hence the grandma kirin allegations. But despite her large age, Fauna is that anime girl that looks 18 no matter what

Anyone else start with the Penny Arcade comic and impromptu free weekend in like September 2010, right before the Halloween Update?

Have I told you the story of the Ancient City?

Ohh yea it didnt had mobs at first wasnt it? i kinda remember graphics was very bright and there was i think only coal there wasnt iron yet i think in apha. It's kinda crazy living through world without internet and lived through all this changed all new games and stuff. If 25 years ago somebody will say everybody will have computers and network with all knowledge in their homes or even in their pocket and i will be watching moving and talking anime girl(not that i knew anime back dragon ball was on tv i guess but that dont count) i would thought this person is absolutely insane. But look now...

love her yap.

its okay. instead of calling her mommy we gonna call her mother.

GILF = Guys, I Love Fauna

My best friend and I have been friends from the cradle and that is not hyperbole. Him and I have been friends for that long and for a friendship to last that long requires a lot of changes to occur and still maintain that friendship over the changes. Not an easy thing to do but it is well worth it in the long run.

I love the fact that there's so many clips of random vtubers yapping for 5-10 minutes

I remember a time when wither skeletons didn't exist. When a fire resist pot meant that the only thing that could kill you was gravity. I also remember the panic of the first time I got the wither effect on me.

Remember when Minecraft mobile was called Minecraft Pocket Edition? Remember Nether reactor core? Remember no hunger and air?

real Mother Nature

0:27 of course they didn’t… Sigh- some things won’t change.

Whoever said AoT was new, I hate you. S1 came out a decade ago and now you made me feel old, thanks

I was 16 was alpha was released.

shes still on the basement? wow.

IDK, I never sort of disliked anime. There were times when I was tired of anime or it didn't interest me as much as it used to, so instead I just watched a lot of RU-vid. Currently I watch anime when I want to. I have Netflix so whatever they have, I can watch that on my phone. Currently only interested in the Spice and Wolf readaptation. There are some I have to finish, some I'd like to watch and ofc some that I have yet to discover how awesome they are, but currently airing ones? Not so much. The days of following 10 anime at the same time are over. As for Minecraft... Started playing it back in 2012 I think, no, has to be earlier than that. Yeah, I played it when it was still in beta. Ah, one of the best sounds was the sound a skeleton would make, that and the old bow sounds. That takes me back... I miss having gaming nights with a friend.

Clearly she has never watched the matt of the pat

green woman does her usual yapping

Should read the actual lore behind endermen. It's pretty sad. They used to be people that lived in an ancient civilization or that endermen used to be versions of steve.

My ancestral kirin momma is cute CUTE

Man, I love Fauna

Man I love Fauna

Lulyeah videos are very logical about minecraft lore not like a fan fiction or gametheory

Oof the age is catching up with us all...