Fifty Shades FREED is DUMB - Ice Cream is Canceled (Rant Part 3) 

"Christian's finally okay with being a dad..." I'M NOT OKAY WITH HIM BEING A DAD! I mean, really - is ANYONE here okay with him being a dad?

Amanda should just write her own fan fiction, where she spends the whole story yelling, lecturing, and pleading with both main characters to get psychological help.

Major respect for u Amanda, because now I don't have to watch this accursed movie.

Imagine being Grey's son. Or worst, imagine being his daughter. Oh, boy, he would track those kids down 24/7. Worst than controlling boyfriend is a controlling parent, you can't escape.

Fifty shades of grey is about as sexy as a gynecological exam. It’s ridiculous, an insult to the BDSM community and I hate it all.

Meyer: Edward hates Bella's baby at first because she might literally die if she gives birth. James: What would be the similar to that? Oh, I know! Christian hates the baby cause he... doesn't wanna share Ana. Yes. Exactly the same. How did she manage to make this regular dude so much worse than a literal vampire, I will never really get that.

*Finally finishes the Fifty Shades videos.* Subscribers: Did you do it? Amanda: Yes. Subscribers: What did it cost? Amanda: Everything.

Fifty shades of red flags am i right? Eh eh? Thats already been done hasn't it?

Fun Fact: in the scenes where you can see Christian's pubes, they are actually CGI pubes added in post to cover up the seam of the skin-colored underwear he was wearing. This means someone had to CGI pubes onto Jamie Dornan. Also, José is still there because in the fanfiction he's Jacob, and you can't just write him out of the fic, or Team Jacob would riot.

That's not the CGI demon baby. That is the, surprisingly worse, animatronic DEVIL baby.

The funny thing is that her boss who was stalking her and wanted to have sex with her in the beginning is seen as a stalker and someone who needs to be jailed, but Christian isn’t, even though he was stalking her all the time and wanted to have sex with her 😂

The movie seemingly leaves out my favorite part of the ending, which is when Ana and Grey are having sex and the baby moves and they're like "seems she likes sex already" and this is somehow not horrible in every conceivable (HA) way.

Edward had a Volvo. C’mon. It’s for the stalker that wants to be a little safer on the road.

Thing about abusive men is that *of course* you can capture snapshots here and there of them being on their best behaviour. Appearing to be the best dad, the best husband, the best friend, the best worker or boss etc. And the targets of abuse tend not to be wallflowers, they tend to stand up for themselves over and over and over again throughout the relationship, in both overt and covert ways. And abusers always whine about how they only commit abuse because of their past hardships - to them, their own feelings matter so much more than the feelings of their targets. Odds are, this "happy ending" is really just the beginning of how bad Christian's abuse will get towards Ana and their children.

Me: I don't like videos for goals Amanda: I'll read this trash if you like it Me: ....+1 Like

DAMMIT EDWARD DRIVES A VOLVO Here we are, the end... For now... 10 THOUSANDish likes and I take a look at the Fanfiction this ALL started from.

The "I don't want us to have kids because I don't want to share you" part reminded me of one of my favorite movies ever: Waitress. In that movie the husband of the protagonist says the exact same thing... ... by the way, The only difference between 50 Shades and Waitress is that Waitress is about a woman who is trapped in an abusive relationship trying to find a way to leave her husband and live life on her own.

Y'all better destroy that thumbs up, so I can listen to the original fanfiction. Lol.

The judge looked familiar, so I looked her up... shes an acting teacher at my university. Now I want to know how she got pulled into this.

Wow. You have a lovely singing voice. I actually dated a guy who told me point blank he was jealous of my 3yo son because I would always love him more. That relationship did NOT work out. My relationship with my, now 15yo, son is great however.

no no Edward drove a silver VOLVO, cause i remember seeing the commercials lol

I'm an avid fanfictions reader and there are so many amazing, brilliantly written stories with great characters building and storylines and yet fanfictions like Twilight and 50 shades were picked up to be published? It's like mainstream publishers deliberately try to find the bad ones to keep maintaining the stigmas that fanfictions are trashy and basically a self insert amateur pornographies.

PER-GE-NENT Oh no. That's how my brain's gonna make me say that from now on, dammit.

Possibly, I'm just thinking about this because of our current situation. When he fingers her in the elevator, did he wash his hands afterwards? Cause all I can imagine now is chris shaking hands with customers and playing a game on his phone with those hands. Eh. Chris is a slippery dude.

Freed is a disaster because you could tell that EL James was just coming up with contrived crisis after contrived crisis, none of which matter, to keep the story going and distract people from the fact that the central relationship makes no sense.

I just get sad for the actors. Imagine licking that ice-cream?

Okay can we seriously talk about Amanda's singing i love it like seriously 💙💙💜💜💚💚❤❤

The elevator fingering sounds like a b grade horror movie.

I can’t stand how much these movies romanticize abusive relationships

Tell me why Christian being mad of an unborn baby is exactly like when the husband in Waitress is jealous of Jenna’s unborn baby except the Waitress doesn’t romanticize abuse and Jenna leaves her husband because abuse is a no no

Christian: Doesn't want kids. Me: Oh, because he's worried that because of his abusive childhood and unresolved trauma he would make a poor father and this movie could be about him recovering from his trauma and being a better person? Christian: DoEsNt WaNt To ShArE

"If I had stayed in the system, who knows how bad I would've turned out?" Hi. Former foster kid here. Yeah, um, I know the system is bad but *it doesn't excuse the behaviors you choose to do.* Jfc, and I thought I was the bad guy. *Smokes blunt*

I'm getting The Dom vibes from all that "Okay so THIS MANY likes and I'll do it"

TL;DR: Never trust a man in an Audi.

i'm ashamed to say that i have seen all three of these movies. i know how you feel Amanda. you're strong. i hope the force was with you when you watched these.....moviesssss

You have really good singing voice, btw. Like, seriously.

5:04 Is that Tyler Hoechlin??? Maybe Superman can save Anna in the next movie: Fifty Shades of Regret

The second of shear panic when you didn’t know if there was a 4th one. I felt that.

12:45 THANK YOU!!! I swear no one ever talks about how this guy literally gets jealous of an unborn BABY. Its literally one of the aspects of his character that pissed me off more than anything and actually made me see red

I’ve read a lot of fanfiction in my life, and you can definitely tell this series started off as a fanfiction. Some fanfics turn out really well, this doesn’t seem to have been one of them

Hey, if it makes you feel better... I once was engaged to a girl who actually LIKED the first Fifty Shades of Grey movie. Suffice it to say we are no longer together.

Nit picking but Edward and his family were most often shown driving around Volvos. I understand thats is pretty easy to mix up, they're both big name European car manufacturers. As soon as you said "Edward drives an Audi." it just didn't sound right to my Twilight-educated ears.

Twilight may be really bad but at least it gave us Decode, 50 Shades on the other hand has no redeeming factors whatsoever

"...Caaaaause...Anna's got a guuuuun!" Goddamn, I laughed way too hard at that. Well done, Amanda. Well done.

Haven't watched any of these movies. But I bet watching reviews where they talk about just how bad this series has been is more fun. It's funny that I am still getting recommended these reviews, further tells you just how bad these movies are if people are still sh*tting on it.

Ice cream ruined even in isolation 😭

I hate the fact I remember this. But Edward had a Volvo. :D:D:D (Love your videos, Amanda, and I appreciate the sacrifice!)

oh my god I just got it! they're both predators: Edward preys on humans and drinks their blood and Chrissy is a creep who abuses vulnerable women

My husband and I just watched these movies because we’ve both been quarantining at home for the last 2 months, bored & scraping the bottom of the barrel for entertainment. He laughed at your videos on 50 Shades so hard 😂

"Owdi" is the correct pronunciation for Audi. It's a Latin word, meaning "Listen!", essentially a translation of the manufacturer's German surname "Horch".

Me, watching this tipsy while eating Ice Cream. NOOOOO, ICE CREAM! HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO YOU!

RE: Gin: So while both gins while go well with Lime, and most gin has flowery notes, Hendrick’s is specifically Cucumber and Rose, therefore Southsides and Romeo & Juliet’s taste better with Hendrick’s. (Cucumber in Southside and Rose Water in R&J’s.) Bombay is Juniper, and botanical in general, with hints of citrus, hence the Lime request, I assume. Bombay is my preferrence for Gin and Tonic’s, it’s widely available, inexpensive, and Tonic (with quinine) pairs well with the flowery, botanical notes of Bombay. Also, Tanqeray was surveyed to be the best Gin for Negroni’s. This magazine questioned a bunch of drinkers and top cocktail bar bartenders. It might’ve been Tanqueray No. 10. But still, its flowery notes overpower the herb/spice and bring out the flowery notes in the Canpari.

I haven’t read twilight in 4 years but it was a Volvo Edward had. He joked about getting an Audi for Bella. I wish I could erase this knowledge from my brain. I actually kinda like twilight but I Do Not Need to know every single meme.

ok bois....we need the fanfic review lol Amanda hasnt reached her breaking point yet!! lol

This whole trilogy is soooo baaadd I cant event get through via reviews. All these books should have been banned, burned, the ashes buried and the place salted. Possibly event cemented over. Just knowing this type of drivel exists is bothering me.....

So giving your girl friend flowers, telling her she's special and hugging her isn't cool any more. You have to control her, and sadomasochistically abuse her. I'm sad. 😥

Damn, Amanda is actually a really good singer.

I can't believe we live in a time where crappy fan fictions are being released in theaters and people watch them WTF also I tried to tell a woman who was a fan of this series that it was based off a Twilight fan-fiction and she didn't believe me lol😂😂 Also the writer was SUPERMAN noooo

One thing I like that you pointed out (and it might have been in one of the earlier videos) is how much this played to middle-aged women. This book and movie really brought out that issue that was prevalent with women of my generation, and it's both sad and disappointing. I had been pointing out for many years that there seemed to be a major problem with girls and women making self-destructive decisions in romance. Hell, it was difficult for a guy to even get noticed if he wasn't being a douche. I know this is sort of something that's often been pointed out with cliches of "nice guys finish last" or "ladies like bad boys," but it really seemed particularly extreme in the 80s, 90s, and 00s. I was called bitter and even sexist over and over again for pointing this out. But when this "50 Shades" series came out, and we saw SOOOO many women of my generation swoon over it, but the younger women and girls didn't so much, it really showed that it was a generational thing. The numbers don't lie, and women of my generation were the ones calling this abusive behavior "romantic," the very thing I had been trying to point out for so long. Now, after thinking about it a lot, I think it has to do with the fact that we were raised by the Baby Boomers; a generation that was itself transitioning from tradition to progressive, and women of my generation got mixed messages which led to a sort of identity crisis; causing a very large number of them to turn to abusive men and thinking anything else was "boring." I don't know specifically what it was, but it would be interesting for a sociologist to study.

my (ex)friend made me watch shades with her, saying "this is what she wants in a relationship." i straight up told her "oh so this is why you were in a abusive relationship for 3 years" she locked herself in the bathroom, crying. she didnt know that her relation was abusive behavior.

It feels like this film really tried to sell us the idea that there are "good" abusers and bad abusers

Amanda's singing and guitar playing is legit though, not gonna lie.

12:27 "... she's pregnant. Becouse she wasn't taking her shots. Becouse who gets shots when having sex" *takes A SHOT* Ok, Amanda, are you trying to tell us something here? :p

#1 Nice singing voice #2 I almost peed my pants when you did the Mrs. Robinson bit because I was laughing so hard #3 Really enjoyed your take on the series. Now I don't have feel left out because I haven't watched the movies or read the books. So essentially - thanks for taking one for the team, so to speak.

You and the Dom (Dominic) make me laugh while giving a great meaning to how relationships should be not that toxicity and abuse

i love the "anna has a gun" part

Just to answer why José is still relevant: he still is Ana's best friend and has to fulfil the role of Twilight's Jacob. Jacob kisses Bella against her will and José tries to kiss Ana against her will. And I think that the movies mixed two characters into one because in the book Mia starts dating Kate's brother but in the movies it seems like she is dating José

hmm... I'm starting to think that Christian isn't really a christian

The ADs for this Video are terrifying. I just got one for "the first German movie that portrayed BDSM the right way" 18+ with a naked dude sitting on a girls lap on the cover. What is that? A documentary? Porn? Either way I'm not interested and I don't want to find out. Why don't I have an AD-block?

"they realized they were being stalked...by a Dodge." one of the scariest tropes of all

For anyone asking how any grown adult person could watch this and see it as love life goals I ask in turn: have we explored the possibility that the middle aged women gobbling this up might project their own shitty relationships and conclude with “see it’s not so bad, it’s fiiine, they wouldn’t make a movie of this if it weren’t fine and also uhhhh sexy times”

"It's all good cuz ~ Anna's got a gun ~" I'm dying xD if only that could be the actual premisse of these shitshows

Amanda: "wearing a Christmas sweater" Me: " typing with a bad pun in mind" Ginger bread woman

Words I can’t find them. Thanks for finding a way to make all of this entertaining Amanda and grade on the Mrs. Robinson singing as well! 🙌🏻👊🏻

This was a strange and exhausting trip. I couldn’t even get past the first 30 minutes of the first movie. Thank you for your sacrifice, Amanda. ✊🏼

It's kind of sad that even after watching in-depth reviews of these movies, my mother is still upset that I refuse to give them "a chance".

Amanda has *WAY* too much time during quarantine and I‘m HERE for it!

little does Christian know but that author he just bulldozed is actually Superman. better watch your back.

The ice cream part, made me feel sick. Eating ice cream, that had his chest hair in it. EWW. The could off waxed his chest for that scene. Also, i am still waiting for Freed from Christians pov.

You're single-handedley getting me through isolation. Bless you 🙏

Also, fun fact, the detective was also the chief of a precinct in Altered Carbon. I guess he professionally acts police officers.

If I ever learned anything from Pretty Little Liars is that one only has to pay a % of the bail to be released. Hannahs mum was locked up and hers was set at 1 millon but she only had to pay 100K. So if he had to make 10% of 500K... 50k is doable right?

All that 'of course I'd choose to protect my child over you' would have been a lot better if she'd actually left him to protect their child

Her boss is named Jack Hyde? Seriously? They might as well just call him Dr. Jekyll.

I gotta say...Hendricks actually pairs amazingly with cucumber. I'm a bartender and we make a drink called a cucumber refresher with muddled basil and cucumber with a touch a simple syrup, add 2 oz of Hendricks, ab an 1oz of fresh sour mix, shake and strain over ice...its one of the best drinks EVER! After the pandemic...I highly suggest trying it. 😉

I keep sending this video to my friends so they can like it. Sorry, Amanda. This is what the people want.

2008 me feels the need to say that Edward had a Volvo, not an Audi 😶 Before the first Twilight movie came out, Stephenie Meyer had a page on her website that showed the type of car each of the Cullens had; cars were weirdly important to the characters' personas I guess

3:19 3:45 7:18 "I don't know, its dumb"🤣🤣🤣 13:01 Mrs. Robinson song 🤣🤣🤣HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣

As an HVAC worker I can tell you that security means almost nothing if you have a ladder and act like you are there to fix something

I'm super late to the game here. Just wanted to say thanks for the "Mrs. Robinson" cover in the middle. 😂

You forgot to mention when Pablo laid eyes on the baby and it was love at first sight. Hey, it's a glorified Twilight fanfic. That joke writes itself.

Oh my god Tyler Hoechlin was in this.

I wish writers would stop using people randomly buying houses without talking to their partner about it first as a romantic trope.

I still want you to review The Secretary. Or do a video about James Spade. ♠️

Do girls actually say things like "i might have an opening?"

@13:00 I love the guitar & singing!! 👌🏻 👏🏻

Wait, the story this is based on is called Masters of the Universe? OK, now I'm wondering how He-Man and Skeletor fits into all of this. 😉😂 Couldn't resist.

I don't think Elena would/could ask her ex to do anything, he nearly beat her to death after walking in on her and Christian

TY ❤️ Amanda TY ❤️ so much ❤️ PS ❤️ I love that sweater 😍 Take care 💜 be safe 💜

I can't even imagine Cristian having a daughter