Final Fantasy VII: The Hojo/Lucrecia Date Scene 

"...the kid's gonna be gay for sure..." laughed way too hard with that xDD

she prefer old guy vincent : *heartbroken*

"i was thinking of labeling it: Jenova Infused Specimen #1." "Hojo, our child is not a petri dish!" i lol'd at this part. XD

This date scene made Hojo look at least lovable enough to really fall for him and maybe imagine having kids with this scientist. He seems human in this scene (and actually the rest of the original game), while in CC and DOC he's just insane.

My official head canon now is that Lucrecia named Sephiroth after her pet hamster 😂

Someone tell me how Hojo does it. Not only did he have a bunch of hot chicks plastered on him at Costa del Sol, but he also had freakin' Lucrecia as his woman back in the day... what?

Hojo:''Valentine... Thinking of that turk again... What does he have that I dont!?'' Lucrecia: ''....'' ''.... A first name...'' LOL I'm still laughing at that one!!!

"Should we name him Vincent?" "Only if it's a girl" I LOL'D

"What he got that I haven't?" "A first name." lol, thank you so much for this! I laughed my head off.

This is actually quite a sad story according to the FFVII story. Hojo - a mad scientist. He is the one responsible for all evil in that world. Think of it - ShinRa would've lost the Wutai-war if not for Sephiroth/Hojo's super warrior creation.

Hojo a loser? He won the girl over Vincent; created the fan girl tastic Sephiroth and is head of the ShinRa science department! Come on, you gotta give him some credit for all that! Hojo's one of the greatest, most interesting characters of the game!

This has to be the funniest date scene! I laughed hysterically at: "Sick on the what?!" "Doesn't the name remind you of flowers?" "... the kid's gonna be gay for sure..."

ONE WINGED HAMSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hojo: I will turn your unborn son into a psychopathic monster with alien DNA!

“We are not giving the first super human ... ; a pansy sounding name!!!” Cut to years later where people hear the name Sephiroth and gtfo

I used the "young" Hojo model that you see in the Vincent/Lucrecia/Hojo flashback. Hence the joke: "I'll have hair extensions before we call him Sephiroth!"

"I had a hamster called Sephiroth" HAHAHAHA xD

i hate hojo

"By cute, do you mean homicidal?" ROFL. I love your videos.

Lol "Valentine's unabailable...he's busy pickling" Best line ever

"Waht's he got that I haven't?" "A first name" XD that really had me roaring in laughter. Too bad Hojo has always been considered a bad guy and according to the rule he can have only a last name, like all the bad guys in console RPG... I love that you brought up "it's the mark of an intellectual" (the reply coming after was priceless XD)

"How about Sephiroth?" "Thats the stupidest name I've ever heard!!" Welp there's gonna be a song where you don't understand any of it except that name soooooo yeaahhhhh....

"i had a hamster called sephiroth" HAHA that was priceless

Lucrecia: "I've been reading a lot of Kabbala lately- well... skimming the pictures, at least- and I found the prettiest word. I think I will name our child it."

I totally love this pairing! Thank you for making this. :)

XD Behold, the birth of Lucrecia and Hojo's marital problems. I can't even count the times this made me laugh. And it was oddly in-character, too.

Hahahaha!! This had me in stitches the whole way through! Great work XD

@Xoxosephiroth You are one of the people who really know the story. I am glad every time I see people like you who know Sephiroth's power.

OMG....This is so freakin hilarious! Great Job!

LLLLMMMAAAAAOOOOO "err... why are you guys in labcoats?" XD!

Do a Heidegger/Scarlet Date Scene next! :D Or a Hojo/Vincent one

Make one with Cloud and lucrecia or sephorith adn lucrecia. Always wonder what Sephorith reaction would be like around his bio mom

I think it would've just been a typo. Good job with this, I love all the date scenes but this one especially xD

I almost died laughing inside with the ticket girl: "I hope the same policy doesn't apply to your underwear" "Wha-?!?!"

That was epic. You got me hooked.

hahaha "we'll name him sephiroth" Hojo: "Sick of the what!!!!" lmao....good stuff

"what about Vincent?" "only if it's a girl." "he's pickling" LAWL

who speaks like a clown... and classifies that smoking hot turk as Valentine... WTF Vincent is perfectly fine, he is not a teacher Hojo!

"The kid's gonna be gay for sure . . . " WTF xD

I think I laughed way too much at this xD. But, my gosh this was just awesome..and funny!! 8D Especially the "...The kids gonna be gay for sure" and "I had a hamster named Sephiroth" xD

Aeris/Zack won the vote for the next one - you're gonna have to wait for the next vote ;) Share away!

"We are not giving the first super human, a Cetra equivalent, a God amongst men; a pansy sounding name!!" Idk, sounds pretty intimidating to me... Edit: Hojo: "What's he got that i haven't?" YOU TELL ME

Hojo is the real villain of the games.

Nope, she chose to go off with Hojo over Vincent. ?_?

"Well, I'll have hair extensions before we name the first super human after a rodent" hence Hojo's long hair in the game^^.

i love the names lol.xD hojo: i have a first name..uh professor..

To those of you who know Vexen from Kingdom heart, how much do you wanna bet that he is Hojo's nobody considering that he is just as crazed and f****** as Hojo is with his experiments? Besides that, they both sound like creeps.

OMG that was hilarious!!! Found this looking for Hojo stuff.

3:50 That explains where Sephiroth got his personality from.

Why do I think this is the funniest date in the game?

That was awesome XD And I'll check out the forum sometime.

Pretty awesome! Nice work on those modifications.

and all that is explained in "Dirge of Cerberus". Although if we voted, i swear Vinny would win (love your videos btw)

Yeah, he was in a ghostly state that enabled him to control the body of the main villian

The thought of Lucrecia doing it with Hojo makes me cringe...

It's using some a program and the PC version of the game to change text and sprites in certain locations.

Hamster named sephiroth XD I lost it there!

'What do I have that Vincent doesn't?' 'Er...glasses?' xDDD Oh man. *falls over* And I loooove your accent. *_*

Now that was funny! I love it

Hojo has a first name: Howard. He also has a last name: Johnson. I hope someone gets the joke.

lool great stuff, keep up your great work! noticed some little spelling errors though *_~

"Sick on the what!?" LMFAO!!!!!!

Oh no, it's attack of the first posters!

'He's busy pickling' - OMG ;__; How coldhearted xD 2:59 - LOL...

@BekKalin (...cont'd) but lucrecia found him and implanted chaos in him as a way to control the monsters. So he's godlike after sephiroth is in the fetus stage and has jenova in him a question, what do you mean by stigma? and really, it's cloud who defeats every trace of sephiroth, anybody could be in your party at that time. just sometings i thouht i should point out.

Must be a Japenese thing then. Either way, half of Hojo's name is still a mystery.

Soo funny! 5/5. 'What does Vincent have that I dont' Umm EVERYTHING?! xD Hojo doesnt have any good qualities. Not really date material. And Sephy being gay.. thats probably right xD

Fpr a moment i thought this was a secret cutscene in game or somethinf lmao

How flattering. =_= O.K, I've got a forum now, check the description for a link. The Gold Saucer date vote has opened again, but I'm only counting the votes inside the official thread for it in the forum. Keeps everything in one place and gives you guys incentive to sign up ;)

Unlike you, HOJO, Vincent isn’t a bully😞

It's shown in the games that his somebody is a guy named Even.

The Lucretia flashback cutscenes in dirge of Cerberus would’ve been better if they had context to why she changes up on Vincent .also if all the flashback scenes where a playable chapter and that’s how Vincent’s gets the strength to move on. By dreaming the entire chapter. Maybe remake will redeem her . Just wanted to throw this out here as a fan

You know what would really be weird yet funny at the same time. A Moogle dating a Chocabo XD

Can you make a Vincent and Lucrecia one?

That was so hilarious! Emo Sephy. Haha.

Lucrecia got Vincent on the brain 24/7 and the first name she wants to name her unborn child Vincent! Hmmm! I see no doubt the name of his father hey! Well ya not fooling me square. All that is proof enough Vincent is the child’s father . Hojo has no romantic bones in his body his love is only towards one thing science this video shows clear who the baby daddy is and she says Vincent’s name more times then Hojo can count he even wonders why she keep bringing him up. Some scientist he is if you can’t figured that out something is wrong.

Lol. That's the entire reason why sephirock (cuz he rocks) summoned meteor in the first place. He didnt want to be a test tube baby. nice going hojo.....

oh..my god....i love you!!!!!! XD all these date videos are amazing!

Lastly, the next video is gonna be "Cloud and co. watch Advent Children". I kinda follow up to "Rufus and the Turks watch Advent Children".

OMG, this chick totally rocks!!! I love it!! These are so amusing.

um technically lucrecia is sephiroths real mother and sephiroth has only some of jenovas cells.

shes not really mad she's following shinra's orders..or she dies basically..And vincent before they were forced to experiment on him was her boyfriend and lucrecia was forced to host the birth of sephiroth and she died doing so and vincent was a turn then so...yeah vincent wants shinra to go boom now..lol

OMG!!!! "Sick on the what!?" That was funny!

This is epic... Made my day. lol

Vincent Valentine is going to assissinate Hojo for love his wife with his own revolvers. But more pissed, about fanfics ships.

i still hate hojo, hell the guy wanted to "breed" aerits/aerith with Red XIII, he's fucking disgusting and insane, he sees people as specimens.

Professor Gast, help me!

He shot Vincent, but he did NOT rape Lucrecia. She CHOOSES to go off with Hojo over Vincent and CHOOSES to give her unborn child over to "science".

After seeing how fucked in the head Lucrecia and Hojo's relationship was in Dirge Of Cerberus, this might as well be considered canon!

Hojo: "...the kid's gonna be gay for sure..." LOL

Amazing! I love it. You shoud really do a VincentXLucrecia video though. If you really want to get crackish LucreciaXSephiroth.

Valentine...he he he, he's busy pickling. XD best line ever.

A mad psychopathic and a guilty coward, the only true match in the world of FFVII. They deserve each other.

Haven't, right?

A definite must-see. I wonder how Cloud and co. are going to react to different parts. Hehe, if Aerith's part shows up, Tifa's going to get jealous.

You should have a Lucrecia and Vincent dating scene or a Hojo and Vincent dating scene (or both)!

What does he have that I don't? A first name. I have a first name!! What is it? Professor.... ROFLCOPTERS

Exactly. That's what happened

Yes he was

I dont remember this...was it really in the game? I have to go back and play it.