Finally, Some Real Food [Northernlion Tries Cooking Simulator] (Twitch VOD) 

"Hafu, you watchin'?" as he was about to boil water killed me.

NL, my man. Just wanna say that you're channel has been ON POINT recently. Variety with short series was definitely the way to go.

When he tried to put the bowl on the plate and just shattered the bowl I lost it

"Hang on one second, I'm just gonna go yeet this pot clean"

49:05 80 grams of parsley..

Jesus Christ man, NL's channel is crushing it lately. And the """clickbaity""" titles are hilarious

That whole tomato soup debacle is what hell must feel like

*flips 3 slices of lemon off plate* *stops mid sentence* "thats alright. dont worry about it."

"You watching, Hafu?" (dumps entire container of salt in water)

Watching him dump all those parsley leaves into the dish I thought, Mr. Ramsey isn’t going to be too pleased with this

Hands down the funniest video in a while

wouldn't mind more of this but i dont expect it

actually laughing out loud when he dropped those lemons

That tomato soup looked like watermelon flavored water.

The staggering amount of time I could have saved, had I only know that, instead of washing them, I could clean pans by simply flinging them at the roof.

Touch it. TOUCH IT. It’s cold, chef... :(

Omg, pouring the soup had me crying. 😂

1 minute in and the game already warns NL to not bankrupt

This psychopath cleans his pots and pans by pouring some water in them and then throwing them at the ceiling. Poor Kate

i love when the plate is literally glowing on the screen, and he is looking through the box shop.

Thank you chef we are very glad you have provided us with these videos

I’m gunna start cleaning my dishes by just throwing them at my ceiling from now on

The egg is doing god's work recently. I haven't laughed so hard recently. Maximum egginess.

NL: this is how it's done Proceeds to put salt shaker inside the pot full of water the egg is cracked bois

Laughed my ass off when he threw the tomato soup all over the floor 😂😂😂

I've been waiting so long for this game, I hope we see more and maybe on the NLSS so Austin can actually cook

THUMBNAIL GOD

Could nl make an alternate irl cooking channel ?

This video gave me some much needed laughs, thank you NL. Loving the variety on the channel please keep it up!

"We still need some liquids. Hey Ryuka!" Me: WutFace

"Put it down" *Throws the phone on the floor*

This is the Kitchen Nightmare where the owner cleans pots by throwing them across the kitchen

This is honestly one of the funniest videos I've ever watched. And I've been watching nl for years.

I'm not gonna return that TV for you. That damage was self inflicted.

I could watch NL play this for hours

24:43 Pro chef strats

Dude we need more of this it's that great

Who needs a whole lemon for a fish?

SHOCKING!!!! Egg Starts up Restaurant only to be found smuggling BIG POT!

as a chef it was painful to watch

high octane pro cooking skills on display

I could watch NL play B games forever. Thanks as always for many laughs Egg

Haha, the parsley moment. I knew he was gonna find the root parsley soon enough.

Finally some good fucking food

The flavor of your content lately has been what I like to call S+ Class Scrambled Eggs

Cooking simulator on Steam:

Oh this is golden

The channel is ascending

Thanks for the company, chef

This is one if the funniest single player games u played in a minute

Short series on this dad

We have been blessed, less Issac was definitely the best decision

The parsley part on that borscht fucking sent me 💀 🤣🤣

This was brilliant 😅

I’m fucking crying and I’m only half way through. Please play this more. “I don’t like spicy food” -too much pepper

The soup pouring thing was hilarious.

There needs to be more of this.

THERE IS NO ESCAPE

Tossing the pan in the air like Emeril Lagasse or something is almost worse than shooting the tires out in GTA 5.

6:35 i was afraid that Lion daddy is gonna boil Ryuka ;p 5 star vertical salmon with 2 whole potatoes.

i lost it when he dropped the lemon. i need more of this game

Awww man, why do you buy stuff from the box? I was hoping for NL waiting at the Deli counter while someone else is in front of him.

@37:57 You put the fish in the pan based on which side you want to present, not which side is seasoned.

This was one of the best episodes ever! XD

hoping there's more where that came from

I bought evolution after seeing your let's look at and I don't even like digital card games, but I'm loving it. Kudos my man ps do you have to work at being so bad at games or does it come naturally

God Tier S++ Rank Thumbnail. Egg can't be stopped!

5g of black pepper. What sort of cooking is this?

Very enjoyable would enjoy watching you play the harder levels

I’d really love it if Ryan played these kinds of games in VR

Missed tinted blender

5:10 “eyy Ryuka, you need to go down, my brother” My it’s getting awfully hot in here

Remind me to never eat anything NL has cooked...

I want a series of this lmao

Just a few more millilitres...

Watching you since 2015 for isaac.... Nice seeing the change

Love the disrespect on the DL in the description... this man does not want to endorse the game of simulated cooking.

this is how i feel when i’m actually cooking real food

God, I need more of this game with different recipes!!!

10/10 best video

Thanks for the company.

This is how I clean my dishes now...

14:20 there is no escape.

That sour cream made me really uncomfortable as to how it just pours like that.

*On hell's kitchen* *NL drops suit* Gordon Ramsay: "what the actual fuck, do I have to buy you a ladle you fool, you better lick that shit of the floor or so help me God" 😂😂

I love the new NL, spicy uploads NL, the less Isaac NL, the Tetris God NL

41:45 for your viewing pleasure

Hope you return to this one in the future!

48:25 20g of pepper? My little pepper tin has 39g in it and it's lasted me years.

I'm glad I have you now that sbfp are gone

It's fucking raw.

can someone tell me how to clean up the pans, cutting board and stuff?

49:15 Im actually loosing it here XD

I laughed too much I almost peed

I wonder if NL knows how to cook because he's played so many cooking games.

I did my dishes wrong for my whole life!!!!

They called a turner a spatula.

Anyone notice honking at 14:30 ???

Smells like _broke_ , tastes like _floor_ :o

Screenshot controls are better than game controls