Hello hello hello welcome to the newest epic speedrun of finding borgar! I don't have much else to say besides the fact that I'm too skill issued to do this with the ATV! Actual end time should be roughly 12:58:87
"Dr. Kel, you are being sent to the observatory stationed in Dunkeltaler Forest, you may have heard about the missing employees that went there before you, however we urge you to disregard this. Your job is as usual, to collect signals and send them to us in the drive boxes." "sure dr. bao" Dr. Kel the moment he arrives:
This is actually, besides a few updated sources, the first video showcasing the new locations of all of these burgers considering the latest update. So it's both a speedrun AND a showcase. So double kudos to you!
Never knew that Dr. Kel's favorite pastime was running around and poking burgers for no discernable reason other than pleasing those beyond the fourth wall.
Something about finding a random burger somewhere alongside the achievement progress popup just does something to my brain. Like I'll play this game in silence for hours, never audibly reacting to the spookies, but just occasionally going "Burger?" "Burg... er...?" "Borger?" "Brg. Er?" _(vague two-syllable utterance)_ "Burgegur?"