A lady- bhaiya mughe ek samosa do Shopkeeper- han de raha hun madam Lady- me toh samosa ke andar khaunga Shopkeeper- kyun? Lady- kyunki doctor ne mughe mana kiya he ki bahar se kuch bhi mat khana😂😂
Teacher-itnai deen kha thai,school Q nahi aaye? Sonu-bird flu ho gya tha mam. Teacher-par yai tho paxiyo ko hota yai insano ko nahi. Sonu-insan samja hi kha,aapnai...roj tho murga bana daiti ho.^_^
वोटर : यह जो आप उंगली पे स्याही लगाते हो.. ये कितने दिन में निकलेगी?? मतदान अधिकारी : करीब 4 महीने में। वोटर (सिर आगे करते हुए) : यार मेरे सिर में लगादे। डाई सिर्फ 15 दिन ही चलती है। अधिकारी : भाग साले!!!
Father:Hey why don 't you go and study...? Son:For what? Father:you will get good marks. Son: then ? Father: you will get good salary. Son:then? Father:you will get new car...Big house... Son:? Father: you will relax... Son: What do you think I'm doing write now???
Ek din suresh: ye whell me puncher kese ho gaya mahesh:ek glass ki botel per chadh gaya suresh:tume botel nahi dikhai di Mahesh: per vo botle to us admi ke jeb ma thi 😂😂😂
Doctor sahab mere ko khane ke bad Bhookh Nahin lagti please uski Dava de do doctor sahab Ne Dava Di doctor sahab Aisi Dava Kyon Kuchh Jyada Bhookh lag rahi hai mere ko mere ko bhook kam karni hai Oggy aur Jack aur Pink Panther joke
Oggy: bhiya Jake: oye bole Oggy:bhiya Mari ksm Khao ka ap marachalinge poora kro ga Jake: khli ksm Oggy: bhiya to chalinge ya ha ka ap ko apna accidenta kr wa na ho ga
Ek bacche mein usne ek gandi baat teacher snake kya hi beta yahan per kyon aisi baat bol rahe ho ki tum bahut hi kaise ho aur ft Panther pote Karta hai usi ke aaj tum bhi kar diye Ho class mein 😂😂😂😂😂