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Toast shows how a true professional can raise an alarm without raising too much of an alarm.

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@MrSunrecords1956
@MrSunrecords1956 9 лет назад
God 'abandon the vessel immediately' is the most perfect voice work I have ever heard- Toast is a master of the banal arts.
@ernestocalzone1171
@ernestocalzone1171 4 года назад
MrSunrecords1956 he’s a man of sex
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 4 года назад
@@ernestocalzone1171 *mAAAn
@spurts
@spurts 3 года назад
I was just about to write that very same thing. The tone, the cadence, the recording. It's basically a masterclass in voice acting
@etiennefrancois5884
@etiennefrancois5884 3 года назад
@@spurts I love how it's exactly the tone they'd have been wanting for the nuclear weapons one
@RahulRaj-ne7eq
@RahulRaj-ne7eq 3 года назад
@@etiennefrancois5884 thats the joke lol
@cfytcf
@cfytcf 6 лет назад
"Abandon the vessel immediately." - Looks round with his thumb already up: he knows he nailed it.
@geminiXXX
@geminiXXX 5 лет назад
I think we all felt that
@nadzirjay91
@nadzirjay91 Год назад
@@geminiXXX rrrrkr😮😅k you okay r😅😅 tk😅sk
@slowemm
@slowemm 4 года назад
When he said "abandon the vessel immediately" in such a nonchalant way I about fell off my chair laughing
@FloundersMindthots
@FloundersMindthots 9 лет назад
I think that last one is my clear favourite. "Fiyher thuh nuke-u-lur wepuns, geeeeaaauuuurghh".
@Trig242
@Trig242 5 лет назад
Abandon the vessel immediately
@hellopsp180
@hellopsp180 2 года назад
Lololol
@esteemedyams
@esteemedyams Год назад
That one was for the russian navy.
@oliverkelly2134
@oliverkelly2134 3 месяца назад
@@esteemedyams Or Scottish you mean,
@iorn9814
@iorn9814 2 месяца назад
Great close caption
@introgression
@introgression 10 лет назад
I really want his voice for my GPS "Turn right immediately"
@fifimsp
@fifimsp 5 лет назад
oh my god yes!
@Renzsu
@Renzsu 5 лет назад
Someone, please make this happen! "you have arrived at your destinatioonnn?!?"
@Ploddypop11
@Ploddypop11 3 года назад
@@Renzsu exit the vehicle immediately
@harribo2005x
@harribo2005x 3 года назад
Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango. Did you just say Clem H Fandango. Yeah obviously if you press the button. You are a star aren’t you? I dare you to say that one more time. I know who you are. Not really. Not with all this Bible paper soundproofing the booth.
@LTPottenger
@LTPottenger Год назад
I was in a confusing area and the GPS guy with australian accent was starting to sound annoyed almost somehow. I immediately though of toast. That would be a great feature.
@LeonardoBruno54
@LeonardoBruno54 5 лет назад
When they play the disembark audio later in the episode... I almost died.
@el-nk8im
@el-nk8im 3 года назад
omg that’s the best bit😂😭
@FOS1993
@FOS1993 3 года назад
Ennit 😫😂.
@thecrimsonbubbles
@thecrimsonbubbles 8 лет назад
"Disem- *COUGH* -bark"
@Bendoverstoke
@Bendoverstoke 6 лет назад
crimsonbubbles i didn't hear anything
@LeonardoBruno54
@LeonardoBruno54 4 года назад
And you can hear that at the end of the episode!
@JacksonWithrow82
@JacksonWithrow82 3 года назад
Got it in one
@WillTribble
@WillTribble 2 месяца назад
This fits into Fallout canon somehow
@AzathothTheTrueGod
@AzathothTheTrueGod 2 месяца назад
Codsworth recording in September of 2077.
@jontullett9068
@jontullett9068 2 месяца назад
I Bartholomew codsworth am eveready to serve
@CheapVinylRecordsUK
@CheapVinylRecordsUK 10 лет назад
I've just unleashed Armageddon!
@Trig242
@Trig242 6 лет назад
Have fun with it
@marcelogonzalez8547
@marcelogonzalez8547 3 месяца назад
Who would had thought that with the appearance of the Fallout TV show this clip would take on another level of meaning.
@StumpyVandal
@StumpyVandal 2 месяца назад
That cameo was sheer brilliance.
@zizoumonk10
@zizoumonk10 5 дней назад
@@StumpyVandalplease explain
@StumpyVandal
@StumpyVandal 5 дней назад
@@zizoumonk10 He does a cameo in Fallout the series where he does a voiceover much the same as this with hilariously dark consequences. You should watch the series. It’s great.
@justinjacobs1501
@justinjacobs1501 3 месяца назад
Matt Berry started the nuclear Fallout
@LittleRedHenFilmsLondon
@LittleRedHenFilmsLondon 8 лет назад
Abandon the vessel immediately.
@teqreloaded3162
@teqreloaded3162 9 лет назад
"I just unleashed Armageddon!!!!"
@hoxtonist
@hoxtonist 10 лет назад
Great series. Very funny. Matt Berry is brilliant.
@tl1146
@tl1146 5 лет назад
"Have fun with it" LOL
@surfexp383
@surfexp383 8 лет назад
"Remember to wash your hands after handling the torpedoes"
@AndyPass1976
@AndyPass1976 3 года назад
Haha! Classic!
@mixterz1
@mixterz1 8 лет назад
can't believe I never knew about this show. some of the funniest scenes I've ever watched . Ray fucking purchase lol.
@Sonikku94
@Sonikku94 8 лет назад
This needs to be modded into the Fallout games. I can imagine using the Fat Man and hearing 0:38 or 1:06.
@NamelessGod
@NamelessGod 7 лет назад
www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/19005/?
@billybarnell1996
@billybarnell1996 7 лет назад
Do a youtube test vid!
@Sonikku94
@Sonikku94 6 лет назад
I honestly didn't expect that to exist.
@gaminggeneral1324
@gaminggeneral1324 3 месяца назад
And now he’s in the fallout series
@revolootion650
@revolootion650 3 месяца назад
I bet you’re quite pleased with his casting in the new Fallout show lol
@bps3013
@bps3013 2 года назад
"What, the work experience boy?"
@joshmcinnes4796
@joshmcinnes4796 10 лет назад
DISEM*cough*BARK
@greaterfaydark9428
@greaterfaydark9428 Год назад
That final line kills me.
@spacecobra76
@spacecobra76 10 лет назад
Glad this has a second series coming soon.
@juliebebbington6595
@juliebebbington6595 10 лет назад
Clem fandango how funny just that name!!
@thegoose4715
@thegoose4715 10 лет назад
Yes its hilarious...
@robcrellen9171
@robcrellen9171 8 лет назад
The Climax of this Episode made me Cry with Laughter!
@Xcomgiveittoya
@Xcomgiveittoya 9 лет назад
Yeah I can hear you clem fandango!
@darrenfrith4241
@darrenfrith4241 3 года назад
Hello Steven it's clem.h. fandango can you hear me?
@joliecide
@joliecide 5 месяцев назад
Hang on, did you just say Clem H. Fandango? As if you weren't enough of a prat already...
@sarahjanebrown9427
@sarahjanebrown9427 7 лет назад
Hilarious! I can't stop giggling!
@jacobbirdy128
@jacobbirdy128 10 лет назад
This entire episode was dangerously funny :')
@juliebebbington6595
@juliebebbington6595 10 лет назад
Thank you for the E mail Clem Fandango, now watching Toast for the fourth time. Addictive viewing
@greenthwaite1751
@greenthwaite1751 4 года назад
“Hello! Steven! It’s CLEM-FANDANGO! Can you here me!”
@GregRobsonUK
@GregRobsonUK 3 года назад
"YES! I CAN HEAR YOU CLEM FANDANGO!"
@TheDylanJoyce
@TheDylanJoyce 3 года назад
1:27 Fire! The Volcanicity!!!
@mangledtapes
@mangledtapes 2 года назад
I’ve watched this soooo many times
@thegoodtimes8207
@thegoodtimes8207 4 месяца назад
The armageddon line absolutely killed me!! 🤣😆🤣😆
@thadialator
@thadialator 2 месяца назад
lmfao I just discovered this and it's the first one I've watched. I love the Dalek voice at the end
@burtturdison4445
@burtturdison4445 2 года назад
If my name was Clem Fandango I'd introduce myself all the time as well.
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 Год назад
Go on, change it!
@landofmark
@landofmark 10 лет назад
lol 'nucular' is how Homer Simpson says it too!
@grahamfloyd3451
@grahamfloyd3451 2 месяца назад
That punchline is criminally underrated. I don't know a single thing about voice work and I felt like a whole world just opened up to me.
@AzathothTheTrueGod
@AzathothTheTrueGod 2 месяца назад
Also saying Nuke-U-Lurr instead of “New-Clear” obviously done to bug grammar people.
@claudio130
@claudio130 2 месяца назад
Fantastic show, brilliant Matt Berry!
@lukess.s
@lukess.s 6 лет назад
I love how they never mention the fact that he's saying "nuclear" wrong
@EpicJonT
@EpicJonT 3 года назад
Nucular!
@dylan_1884
@dylan_1884 Год назад
He’s saying “nu-kyu-ler” while it’s actually pronounced “nu-klee-er”
@gallopinbollockitis1165
@gallopinbollockitis1165 Год назад
Because he's saying it correctly
@productdesign9626
@productdesign9626 Год назад
@@gallopinbollockitis1165 sure, if you're George Dubya Bush
@tomvandaalen273
@tomvandaalen273 10 месяцев назад
@@dylan_1884akchually 🤓
@fartkerson
@fartkerson 3 месяца назад
RobCo should hire him to do voiceover for the Mister Handy.
@TheSmallblackflowers
@TheSmallblackflowers 10 лет назад
Pure quality comedy
@jamescaan7869
@jamescaan7869 5 лет назад
Absolute gold
@DaleSteel
@DaleSteel 3 месяца назад
His voice is amazing. I remember watching his skits on DOT TV with some of garth marenghi cast
@martinshephard6317
@martinshephard6317 Месяц назад
I’d love to hear Toast deliver the Nuclear 4 minute warning if we were under attack! Might as well go out with a smile on our faces!
@dramatickesneni
@dramatickesneni 2 года назад
Nice knowing you, guys.
@mayhampol7818
@mayhampol7818 2 месяца назад
Great episode
@robertgary3561
@robertgary3561 3 года назад
My God this has be rolling around on the ground.
@Hascienda27
@Hascienda27 2 месяца назад
It's the X Factor voice that gets me, "FIRE THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS, RACHEL ADEDEJI"
@rezzoc91
@rezzoc91 Месяц назад
When Matt Berry auditioned for a role in Fallout he must have sent this clip over to Prime.
@Ground53
@Ground53 9 месяцев назад
This is absolutely hilarious
@thomasdearment3214
@thomasdearment3214 Год назад
funny during the episode running around on the sub you kept hearing Toasts. Voice on the intercom
@tomsefton491
@tomsefton491 2 месяца назад
The look between the two Navy blokes is the cherry on the cake.
@BasharAlhani
@BasharAlhani 5 лет назад
Lol he's amazing
@ellebhee5045
@ellebhee5045 5 лет назад
Yes is another good one. This is great though :D
@christopherobrien8105
@christopherobrien8105 3 месяца назад
"I'm simply going to fire the nuclear weapon." *tranqs Clem Fandango*
@deemeek8770
@deemeek8770 9 лет назад
I have a thing for Clem Fandango.
@MegaDonGallo
@MegaDonGallo 9 лет назад
***** Clem Fandango is a prick!
@clemhfandango.
@clemhfandango. 9 лет назад
MegaDonGallo I am not a prick.
@andytempalski
@andytempalski 6 лет назад
You mean Voq. Rofl
@andytempalski
@andytempalski 6 лет назад
I wish Ash would have just asked anyone if they could hear him.
@swanningabout
@swanningabout 6 лет назад
Clem H Fandango you are
@noisyneil
@noisyneil 7 лет назад
nucLEar
@willf4718
@willf4718 7 лет назад
That is bothering me so much. Still, George W. Bush couldn't say it either, and he was in charge of them.
@faisalahmed-oo6jr
@faisalahmed-oo6jr 6 лет назад
That's the joke
@dtutssel
@dtutssel 5 лет назад
Nuke u lar
@C345OFR
@C345OFR 3 года назад
@@dtutssel New-clear
@justinli447
@justinli447 4 года назад
42 people are Ray BLOODY Purchase
@joelonsdale
@joelonsdale 8 месяцев назад
I love how he is a totally inept voiceover artist until the very final line...
@sebastianmelmoth7331
@sebastianmelmoth7331 2 года назад
I need these ringtones
@TheRealist2022
@TheRealist2022 9 лет назад
LMAO.. the nucUlar weapons!? Also... the naval officers appear to be holding each others cap. The guy on the right is not entitled to wear the oak leaves on the peak of the cap... whereas the guy on the left (meant to be a commander, but it's actually 2nd officer merchant navy) is entitled to wear them. And the officer in the merch uniform is wearing an RN cap badge.. apart from that, SPOOKILY accurate!
@mrbellthebutler
@mrbellthebutler 4 года назад
Also they have 'taches not allowed in the RN due to uniform policy 😉
@edwardcoe7293
@edwardcoe7293 2 года назад
@@mrbellthebutler Full set or clean shaven please 🧔
@donaldatkinson505
@donaldatkinson505 7 месяцев назад
I bought VPN so I could finish toast of london in Mexico after starting it in the US on Netflix
@andrewpride5230
@andrewpride5230 3 года назад
Clem Fandango is so underrated
@joewakeford
@joewakeford 10 лет назад
Genius :D
@saiello2061
@saiello2061 5 лет назад
Fiiiire the nookeela weaponzzzzaaaaa.......!
@quotenut
@quotenut 11 месяцев назад
Have fun with it
@RadagonTheRed
@RadagonTheRed Год назад
NEW-CLEAR not NEW-KEW-LERR. 😂
@HMMCI
@HMMCI 3 месяца назад
Anyone here after watching the Fallout series, and a bit sad they missed an opportunity for this quote to be used? 😂
@NickGildingMusic
@NickGildingMusic 8 лет назад
Lord Letchworth needs a look!!!!!
@BIGZIPZ
@BIGZIPZ 10 лет назад
UP PERISCOPE!
@arthurdane8508
@arthurdane8508 3 года назад
WHAT THE WORK EXPERIENCE BOY?
@joofbing
@joofbing 10 месяцев назад
The Scottish one had me flatten
@lifewriter7455
@lifewriter7455 2 года назад
Fire the new killer weapon...
@tommysnerfsnerf3700
@tommysnerfsnerf3700 8 лет назад
Haha I fucking love this guy funny a fuck......
@bald_winz248
@bald_winz248 3 года назад
Please say this is coming back for another series
@RavixFourhorn
@RavixFourhorn 2 года назад
Is that a Dalek at 1:23?
@z0uLess
@z0uLess 4 года назад
lol, it's 1998 and I am using this as my ringtone.
@wcstrawberryfields8011
@wcstrawberryfields8011 Год назад
Matt Berry!
@stevenharris7614
@stevenharris7614 Год назад
I liked the one that sounded like Scotty from star trek
@elainekerslake6865
@elainekerslake6865 2 года назад
His voice n my answer phone.
@bradameerbeg2154
@bradameerbeg2154 3 года назад
I like the way he mispronounces nuclear.
@kylewilliams5761
@kylewilliams5761 5 лет назад
Toast London. !!!
@scarletturk3892
@scarletturk3892 2 месяца назад
'New - Key - Lur' weapons 😂 I thought it was only the Americans that had them. The UK has Nuclear weapons. It's really quite simple. It's pronounced 'New-Clear'. 👍
@cillian763
@cillian763 5 лет назад
*ABANDON* *THE* *VESSEL* *IMMEDIATELY*
@luckyjim37
@luckyjim37 2 года назад
With the Scottish accent he reminds me of Anita Manning
@ougawougajr.4983
@ougawougajr.4983 2 года назад
I might pop by fro a drink with that former colleague of mine in London who is a director at yours.
@DanHarrisonKing
@DanHarrisonKing 2 года назад
Disem*cough*bark
@stabaholic187
@stabaholic187 3 месяца назад
😂
@OdinzEinherjar
@OdinzEinherjar 6 лет назад
Lol 😂
@dsTressdnbfileskanefm
@dsTressdnbfileskanefm 4 года назад
Perfect comedy
@ronzombie6541
@ronzombie6541 2 года назад
"The first question in a political economy should be, can the mass of the people live comfortably under this or that arrangement? But this most necessary question was forgotten, and many of the people have perished." Statistical Account of Upper Canada, 1822 Robert Gourlay
@awesomeanimation1974
@awesomeanimation1974 3 месяца назад
Lol
@XoXo475
@XoXo475 9 лет назад
It's pronounced new-clear Not New-cue-lah. LOL. Either way hilarious as ever !!!
@psammiad
@psammiad 9 лет назад
I think that's rather the point ;)
@susanwrightson
@susanwrightson 9 лет назад
psammiad Quite right
@Clivebbb123
@Clivebbb123 8 лет назад
+psammiad I'd like to think that was the point, but I just can't see how it was reached. What if he'd said 'But I've just unleashed armouredgidden', or 'up porousscope'? Would these be further examples of the point? And if so, why didn't he?
@PallasAthene12
@PallasAthene12 6 лет назад
Clive B It’s not clear because it’s a running gag throughout the whole series. He mispronounces random stuff (usually very ordinary words) in various conversations. Too much in this scene would have been overkill.
@HerrDeutschBlood
@HerrDeutschBlood 10 лет назад
Captpan6 brought me here
@soundtrackmaker
@soundtrackmaker 5 месяцев назад
I'm assuming it's deliberate that he's saying Nucular
@modfathermarts
@modfathermarts Месяц назад
Love Matt Berry, but it's "nuc-LE-ar" :)
@Ricimer671
@Ricimer671 2 года назад
Why is it that SO many people can't pronounce "nuclear", I've heard it literally dozens of times " nucaler", I mean what the fuck, it's NUCLEAR for Christ's sake!
@joliecide
@joliecide 6 месяцев назад
Steven I hate to interrupt you, but... This is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?
@jontullett9068
@jontullett9068 2 месяца назад
Codsworth
@ydoomenaud
@ydoomenaud 6 лет назад
The joke is that a grown man cannot pronounce 'nuclear' and everyone's too polite to correct him
@Phicheee
@Phicheee 2 года назад
@@RogerYeahmon Nook-cyoo-lur is not the correct pronunciation. Nu-clee-arr is.
@Phicheee
@Phicheee 2 года назад
@@RogerYeahmon Look at the spelling. N U C L E A R. Noo-klee-arr. Do you spell it nucular? No, you don't. Unless you're an idiot, anyway. Grab a dictionary. Fucking _Google_ it, for fuck's sake. The guy's not saying it right, and neither are you. Troll harder.
@daughterofolaf
@daughterofolaf 2 года назад
I don’t believe that is the joke. At all.
@jasonwilkes8821
@jasonwilkes8821 2 года назад
@@RogerYeahmon I don't know where you're from but I'm also English and I've only heard my nephew ever say nuclear like Berry does here
@thespamdance311
@thespamdance311 Год назад
@@jasonwilkes8821 I recall a BBC documentary in which the narrator repeatedly said ‘nucular’. It drove me mad!
@bbbf09
@bbbf09 2 года назад
*Fire the nuclear weapons*. Wonder how they pronounce this in Russian?
@Zedwoman
@Zedwoman 8 лет назад
He's mispronouncing "nuclear" just like Bush did.
@hypnodelica
@hypnodelica 6 лет назад
I think you're misunderestimating him...
@JJE990
@JJE990 5 лет назад
That is the way to pronounce the word nuclear in a British accent. 'Nyoo-cle-er'
@captainbackflash
@captainbackflash 3 года назад
Homer Simpson did the same! NU-CU-LAR!
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