i like the details such as when the guards check the cake, it says it contains organic matter, borris the animal was the only prisoner able to escape because he didn't need a weapon to escape, he just needed his... whatever that thing is called. it's one of the only things small enough to be easily disguised, strong enough to kill, and completely organic.
the fact that they didn't weaponize the material that make up that creature is beyond me. with enough force shit just penetrates almost everything, prolly except tanks and really heavy armor.
it would be dozens of takes if they did it in one cut. The choice to just cut to the members of the funeral audience and then back to O is mandatory lmao
He was professional, he respected his colleagues by not bringing his home life to his work, there were no awkward outside work events where work was discussed, and he didn't intrude on your time off.
I like to believe Boris’ species has a symbiotic relationship with the creatures in their hands and maybe imprint at a young age to bond and be able to use them in the way he does as though it’s a neural connection
If you accept that the definition that "a word" is "some letters, surrounded by a gap," then "xnopyt," “aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj” and "[Venusian eulogy]" are all words, despite being -pretty much meaningless- incredibly moving.
So let's see. For alien cops, Earth chooses the best of the best of the best to be in MIB. For alien prison guards, we get Jim Bob and Cletus as well as a bunch of fat riot responders with literally no body armor (that works at least) that just jump into the line of fire. Sounds about right. We really do kinda deserve to be conquered by, as Wells put it, "Minds incalculably superior to our own"...Hell, they wouldn't even have to be that smart. They would just need to use the basic little common sense it would take to properly train a rat or a cockroach.
well you would need to reprogram the people who will work there, the MIB saves money by employing dumbasses and the MIB just goes with the "theyre on the moon, escaping through space is a dumb thing to do" type approach. Main purpose of the moon base is to lock the prisoners so they never escape, yes they could kill them (the prisoners) but theyre police not military. The dumb people don't need much for entertainment really, so they can freely send them on the moon and theyre going to be just fine, when can you get the chance to be a guard in a moon prison? Thats my theory.
@@pretsal4955 STFU- Yes, we know. EVERYONE knows its a movie. If you are not going to participate in discussions of art (so far as MIB is art) then shut up about it. I am so goddamn tired of you people.
You know how when you use the Neutralizer and you tell someone who just was on the receiving end of it to do something they actually do it? I'm 99% sure Agent J just killed like 25 people when he told them "Now you're gonna drive off a cliff tonight because your GPS don't work" lmao
They aren't compelled to drive off a cliff; they are just convinced that it will most likely happen if they try to use the gps. They will just not use the gps for awhile or use their cellphones on an airplane thinking it would cause the satellite to crash if they did.
Even if they did accidentally turn the gps on, they wouldn't automatically drive off the nearest cliffside. It might be like hypnosis, but the neuralizer doesn't quite work that way. They will just think the gps will mess up because of the recent "satellite" crashing from "people using cellphones on planes" and possibly lead them to a cliff, so they will just turn it off and try to find their way manually.
I still don't understand. If boris is in jail, who convinced this lady to go to the super max prison on the moon? Why would they even let her in? What motive would she have to do any of this?
No clue, but presumably she dated Boris online (not sure how or why he’d have access to any type of communication in the first place) and he convinced her to come and save him. As to how the spider creature that enters Boris’ hand came to her is anyone’s guess really.
@@swnerd-2320 it's a thing that happens a surprising amount IRL with seral killers, they get pen pals/fan mail in prison and people fall in love with them and start actual relationships.
@@swnerd-2320 I think the famous serial killer/cult leader Charles Manson got married to a woman while incarcerated that way. She was writing to him in prison. He is also a member of a neonazi group with a swastika tattoo on his forehead these days.
Why did they even have a weapon like this in that prison and that close to a hypersecurity prisoner. First rule of guarding a prison, don't have equipmemt in the prison that the prisoners can use to escape.
me with reluctant hope in the cinema with the movie starting hoping that its not gonna be a shit as MIB 2, then the movies opens with Nicole Scherzinger wearing a push up low cut top with over the knee boots and hearing jermaine clements voice, immediatley knew this was already waaaay better than mib 2 haha
Feels like a bit of a plot hole that an Alien organisation wouldn't scan for aliens... And why is the locked up weapons right near the the locked up prisoners... Bad writing.
No, it just makes them believe that it might happen if they tried to use gps. They aren't told to drive off a cliff. They are told that their gps would lead them to a cliff because the "satellite" crashed making all the gps signals and whatnot messed up. They just won't use gps for awhile until the "satellite" problem is solved. They will also never use a cellphone on a plane anymore.
"When's the last time you conjugated anything?!" As a southerner, it's annoying that they use hokey southern accents to portray stupidity. However, that was a funny line.
Its much better than #2, which was silly, rushed, and nonsense. I do think it's more cartoony than #1, which is darker, and yet #1 is also much funnier. Still enjoy #3 but the first one really is the best