First look: Vampire Survivors 

Yeah, that was frustrating to watch them just move away from their drops, instead of circling around to pick them all up.

Yeah, it was really irking me. I was like "You've walked away from 3x the experience you've picked up!"

Yeah... They're professional entertainers. Not the greatest of gamers though. Besides, the frustration provides fuel for the fire to stick around.

The moral of the story is don't always follow Appsro.

Appsro is a large reason for the gangs incompetence in general. He usually does all the research and tells them what to do and gives them horrible advice/tips etc. and it screws them over lol it's hilarious tho

@DPH_Psychosis HA! Right on, that looks pretty fun too, thanks for the heads up!

Garlic I agree is one of the best but they're all far from THE best. Victory sword and Pentagram evolved exist. Wand and Bible are also pretty poop early on till they get more stuff to go with them

@@simpletora7313 Clock Lancet = Stops enemies if I start to get surrounded, I can pass through them. Laurel = Keeps me from taking the occasional hit, allowing me to preserve life. Garlic = Saves me from small mobs and being 1hp to death. Bible = Pushes away enemies and pummels the crap out of enemies as they get close. Wand = DPS bursts single enemies that get too close. Song of Mana = Massive AOE damage. I will swap out Song of Mana for the pentagram depending on the map. The pentagram puts you at a deficit pretty bad if you take it early on. If you can put it off to last and stockpile chests to upggrade it quickly, yes... it easily becomes one of the most powerful weapons in the game. (I don't usually count Victory Sword due to it needing some hours to unlock and they are new.) Either way, I always use Bible + Garlic + Wand due to them being able to deal with trash mobs, pushing enemies away and killing anything that gets too close. If you run into a boss, they're immune to the pushback. This allows you to kite them and let the Bible DPS them to death rapidly. Early game, I'd say Garlic is the absolute best weapon to upgrade. As you can burn whole groups of trash mobs and collect exp. Note: Some weapon swaps I'd do is to use the Lightning Ring or the Santa Water instead of the Bible or Clock Lancet. Due to the makeup of some enemy types and achievements. (respectively of each other.) But yeah, also grab the Sword if you can. It is strong.

Expected

😂

Let's be friends (chooses armor)

Me: Surely this game is so simple that even Simon couldn't screw it up. Simon:

This really bothered me

Oh I know sometimes watching these guys raises my blood pressure lol

right hahaha its pretty obvious hahaha but the neebs crew there DIFFERENT hahahahaha and thats why we like em hahaha

its Neebs gaming missing incredibly blatantly obvious things on the screen is normal

The way I look at it they are just helping us relive the first time we played these games

I am pretty sure they do it on purpose, there is no way they are this oblivious

I’m dying 😂😂😂

@@meggles881 So are they.

"It's a bold move Cotton, let's see how it works out for them."

Yeah, he upgrades the garlic and then fights at long range, making it useless most of the time. smh

Me too. It’s like trying to watch Game Grumps play Overcooked. An exercise in frustration. Love this stuff and I wonder what the Lady of the Lake would say to him about this.

and pairing random shit instead of evolving something useful xD

its their first time so it was not suprising that much

​@@focusgaming5425if you don't look up things in the wiki, you discover the evolutions organically by leveling up random combinations.

And then Dora steals the chicken. We all know how this is gonna go 😂😂

And then says wings and picks water.

We will! Got another video in the can!

@@neebsmagicdumpster woohoo I'm fairly invested to see where this goes

... Indeed. 💜😍🐇

Yay!! Upload it rght now!! Lol

​@neebsmagicdumpster to become a walking God of destruction? First, get the garlic second get the Bible. The Bible may not look effective at first but it will rotate faster and get more Bible's once everything is upgraded you will get a ring of death that can kill almost anything.

Green Hell as well. Every time a player dies, everyone else lose a LOT of sanity points.

Okay that explains a lot 😂 me and my brother were playing and I thought he was just bad luck lol

Not only that but also limits their level ups. Adds a new form of gameplay.

It’s painful but in the best way. This is totally scratching my “first time playing dark souls” itch lol. 💜💜