Right? I don't know how they are so intrigued or blown away by this. How are they not bored to death? Maybe they secretly are, just thinking as we are: "I have to look like I'm interested in this and understand what's happening like everyone else so no one thinks I'm stupid for not getting it and wanting to go home and Netflix and chill." 😂
You are just not pretentious enough or either not privy of how these absurd displays used to launder money by the elites. Either way at the end of the day these shows are a sham and not worth putting too much thought into
I'm an artist, and I can't consider this as an art bro... Art is something in which you need some skills and not anything that a 5 year old can do... you should respect art not this sh!t...
Art Industry-> We don’t understand why we’re the first to experience budget cuts when times get tough & why we’re so under appreciated? Common Sense -> 🖐️ I have the answer.
@@knottchu6159art is important. Music, film, clothing, design, video games. It all falls under “art” this pretentious bullshit is just that pretentious bullshit every field has it unfortunately. Look at the cyber truck. It’s an overpriced piece of shit that gets wrecked if you take it through a car wash. But yet people are dropping $100k on them. Same thing. Pretentious bullshit.
@@claypillar309Picasso was no less a pretentious send aggrandizing asshole than any other abstract artist, he just happened to have just enough talent to back up his ego 😂 he was also a bastard in life.
Even in the comment section we can see the craziness. Some one written "That's not art"and got 21K likes. People like you write some interesting and funny comment and get only 50-60 like as you got till now
Especially since the lines he drew follow old "how to draw cartoon/animation” instruction books, in regards to curve of momentum from the center of the character being drawn.
@@davideloiza1779I would think that they’re tired and just taking a rest but if people actually gather around and watch I’d sit and watch to because I got nothing better to do
Reminds of this episode or Simon Peggs old show Spaced where Brian the artist is setting up his space in an art show and a can of paint falls on his head and knocks him unconscious, next scene people are standing around him applauding while he's just laying knocked out on the ground covered in paint xD
I like the one modern art piece of the robot that was trapped sweeping it's "blood" towards itself until it slowly died. That one hit hard. If im remembering right I think it was called "I cant help myself"
@@goop_6537 lowkey it was bc the robot had humanish characteristics, it adored attention and would even do tricks for onlookers during the beginning however the oil continued to flow faster and faster causing the robot to replace its "playful showboating" to constant "fear and anxiety" as it registered its life source draining each day. It got to the point the robot was so hyperfocused on keeping its oil inside that I'm pretty sure it made distressing sounds or something like that
Same bro. That art is exactly what comes to my mind after seing this so called MODERN ART. That robot sweeping the blood towards itself is the only thing deserves it.
@@AlterEgo373I could see that being really interesting in a Rhythm 0 sense. But audience members get to draw lines of movement instead of abusing the artist :)
I saw a funny video once where a woman was at an art show and she was filming this guy admiring an art piece of an umbrella and taking pictures of it. Only it wasn't art, it was just somebody's umbrella they left propped against the wall 🤣
Shit my TWO YEAR OLD has done most of these already! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Edit: and in fact, the part with the guy flinging that yellow crap all over the floor looks like any meal time at my kitchen table! I'm not even kidding!
A contemporary art museum, literally the only place where one could straight up go take a dump in the middle of the floor, and leave under the applause of the room.
I saw an exhibit like this once😂the sculpture of a man sitting on the floor was so realistic people would ask if he was ok or tell the security guard there was a dude not moving in that room😂 someone staring at it was told by another person not to stare at the man who was seemingly having a mental health crisis in the museum. It was a brilliant piece of work just for the confusion it caused!
Then I will come to that type of museum, put my hat Infront of me like homeless and then lay down and sleep, people will think I am some kind of performance and throw money in the hat It will continue untill security guard understand that I am just random guy out of nowhere
@@vcaesium it's not that I only just realised it's just last time I said that I thought that wasn't art n that real art is skilled pictures someone had a right go at me n said I was wrong n didn't understand art.
I'm sure there're some people laughing in there at some of them anyways liked the buckets of sand and the dude jumping the rest of them flew right over my noggin. Even with those two I wasn't sure about what it was supposed to mean.
Just reminds me of the episode of SpongeBob where patrick says "the machinations of my mind are an enigma." Then proceeds to think about a carton of milk falling over.
"Oh, wow, that's like soooo deep. The carton is like modern society and the milk is like human individuality and the toppling it over is like the demands of the patriarchy, the crushing weight of the colonial past, the plight of inner cities and what a fatuous knob I am" - Sebassstienne Poopadoo, Art critic, "Front Row", BBC Radio 4, every flipping week.
I think there's nothing wrong with it, anything can be art. The issue I have is that people consider this high art or anything more special than anything else. To me I'd just call it absurd art, but can't lie and say it made me feel nothing lol
It's all pretentious nepotistic crap. They all pay each other on the back and act like it's so meaningful and not at all the drivel it is so they all feel smart, but the only reason my toddler's scribbles aren't considered on par with this is that I don't know the right people and I can't be dishonest enough to pretend it is deep and profound. People can and have done infiltrated these things with toddler scribbles and such, and it's fun watching the "fine art" community do mental gymnastics to pretend that didn't prove they are useless hacks, because only the pretense dupes rich idiots into funding this (well, that and the money laundering opportunities)
The real performance art skills are in the tech sphere right now. These people are amateurs compared to the CEOs trying to pretend chatbots are going to revolutionize human society and that investors should give them trillions of dollars for it.
This are pretentious talentless people not artists.. it’s what happens when a generation gets too many participation trophies and when people get praised over the smallest mediocre things. Standards go out the window
That's why most artists dont make a lot of money. I would argue that for most contemporary 'art' the actual 'art form' is how you convince people that your golden toilet is worth something. So if an artist can convince people of his 'art' then more power to him. Edit: fixed the genre of art.
This is so on point because even as an artist myself who frequently visits art shows and exhibitions I still can't wrap my head around so many things I saw LMAOO
A man is walking past an insane asylum. He hears the inmates behind the walls chanting "nine, nine, nine"... He finds a hole in the wall to peer through to see what is going on. Bringing his face up against the wall to peer through the gap... Seeing them walking around in a circle, following each other, round and round and round, chanting over and over again... Next thing a finger pokes him right in the eye... and the inmates start chanting "Ten! Ten! Ten! Ten!..."
@@drewstratton1256because they’re easy to make fun of, and there’s no reason not to other than it’s kinda mean. It’s a bit ironic, how in a short of modern art just being meaningless, that jokes have also lost their meaning and have now been assumed insulting or offensive to any certain group. Jokes are jokes, let them be funny, and if you wanna cry about it, make another topic and recycle the joke with the new topic 🤷♂️
From what I was told by a few art specialists. It's not about the art, it's what your feeling, confusion is art in a way, but I mean in all honesty if it were as easy as it's shown, why arnt we all millionaires by now xD
Weirdly enough, artists actually DESIRE to gain back their 'childlike' perception & expressiveness, having a unique visualization of the world around us, and an unbridled creative freedom that is perfectly organic in children but we lose as we mature.
I'm trying my best to never let go of my childlike traits, I don't ever want to see the world as a "normal adult." I'm 16 and only have 2 years to go until I'm thrown into the world with expectations everyday. School is horrible, and then it sets you free just to get caught again in the cycle of work, sleep, work.
@@SILENTFEATHERSFTW because People don’t buy the Art they Buy the Artist the story behind it Have you had A bad life with violence deaths and traumas? To make it appealing for them
That last one was kinda neat, have the community sign a waver to run and jump to run a line of their own color and brush size, and make it a community art piece.
Performance Art is like a live riddle! What I think each gave: 1st one = buried alive. 2nd = sands of time, or a metaphor on "letting go". 3rd = ? whipped butter ?! 4th = "aim high". It's subjective, it's weird, an "acquired taste". Some sucks, some's clever - audience reactions are always the most fun (exhibit: this video) xD
@lilydot642 it really is pretty easy, sand in each bucket is just a little off level, causing a seemingly straight tower to topple in one direction, the sand from each bucket stops itself and the bucket after it from bouncing. Viola you have what these walking puppets call art (i call most "modern artists" puppets bc like puppets most of em got a stick shoved up em)
The man in the white shirt who put his hands together as if to clap for the fallen buckets, only to put his hands down because nobody clapped at first, was the kicker!
As an artist... wtf- I feel like these people are a whole different breed of artists. I have so many artist friends and everytime we see someone like this we just straight up walk away or something- its like theyve been exiled
I personally don't get it either and it does seem extremely pretentious, but shouldn't artists of all people recognize that art has no rules or principles and that art by it's very nature is subjective thus by invalidating any particular expression made by someone if it was meant to be art invalidates the medium as a whole.
@@jacobsatterlee3941 I know. I pretty much said the same at the start of my comment. Just had the second part as an aside essentially due to other comments on this video.
@@thomaspotter6974 Art is not subjective, at least not totally. That we argue as if it is objective (e.g., X is bad art, Y is good art, etc.) says there is at least some standard of good and bad art. Even so, it's cumbersome and not easily explained why we would "erroneously" speak of art as objective if it isn't.
Honestly the biggest thing about art is the artist using something as a means of expression. If the artist is satisfied in doing those kinds of art projects, good for them. Everything else is subjective to the viewers
@@charityquill4965 But art isn't just about expression, it's also about CREATING that expression and bringing it into the world through skill and creativity. Anyone can do this, just because you assign meaning to it, doesn't automatically make it art.
@@DelancyRoxellaWhat is the difference between what these people are doing and dancing? If you look at the origins of dancing and what it looked like hundreds of thousands of years ago, you'll realize it's all a bunch of random movements that new dance moves derive from, to which we've named. We consider that performance art, just as we consider ballet as something expressive. But what is it really besides abstract movements?
The sand bucket performance is realy good. Constructively built and has a happening resolution. Don’t need to put any dramatic or weird appearance for being conceptual
Well for me the lamest one will be the butter slap performance. It feels artificial and the artist seems don’t really understand the history or even the characteristics of the material they used (the butter itself)
It wouldn't surprise me if many arr shows like this have private openings that cost a lot of money to attend. I think you'll get more for your buck from the $50 comedy show.
Bru Art didn't use to be like that. It used to be profound, elaborated and it required extreme levels of skill and discipline. Now it's just a game, like everything else in this current world. Yup, dunno if everyone could be a true artist, but... Things have to be taken with more seriousness
Went to a modern art museum with my ex and it was really hard not to laugh. The only meaning I derived is that there are a lot of people with a lot of time on their hands with no meaning in their life, no life experiences, and nothing to say. Which I guess is valid in its own way. But I doubt thats what theyre going for.
You ever notice how astrology horoscopes are always like "you will have a day, and you will feel like you're not dead" and white bitches will be like "OMG ITS ME, THATS ME" So called art like this gives me the same ick.
A friend of mine worked in a small gallery with an adjoining cafe. One day one of the cafe's leather chair's legs broke and had to be glued back, so the maintenance staff left it on its side in the gallery whilst the glue set. People in the gallery assumed it was an art-piece and could be seen admiring the chair, and discussing what it meant.
At this rate you can be an artist if you move slow and have conviction with whatever you may be doing, and dont forget to have the "i meant to do that look"
You can discover greater beauty and significance in ordinary occurrences than in art shows. Observing a person waiting at a bus stop, a mother pushing her baby in a stroller, someone taking a smoke break, or someone pumping gas into their car is more profound.
the last one actually has potentially to be part of some form of actually art, for an art show if they actually drew something, while doing multiple rounds of those trampoline jumps then it would actually be art, and a show
@Kai...999 do you mean that metaphore is literally art, or do you mean these exhibits in the video are literally art? Either way, I can agree, i'm not an art nazi, i'm just opinionated, and i know it's just my subjective opinions, but I guess to me, these performative arts metaphor exhibits are people being artistic, but as an artist myself, it feels like it could be a case of very complex heavy metaphor, but the effort and skill needed to make or execute these kinds of displays is on the easy-to-do side. It feels more focused on the complex metaphor part, and less focused on being artistically skilled in order to produce something difficult to do. I'm really not trying to be rude at all, I just think it leans a lot closer to sharing thoughts and perspectives with visual representations, and further away from a project resulting from a discipline that requires skill and practice to create something very few can replicate, sounds elitist and pretentious, I know, but I by no means think I'm more right and you're less right, I just think we're both going through life where I can tolerate my life, and you can tolerate yours, the function of having personal preferences and perspectives.
@Kai...999 literally? Is shit smeared on peice of paper art? Is a toilet bowl in a frame art? Modern art is no longer art. It's anti beauty, art used to be about a universal beauty that objectively anyone and everyone would know when they see it. This, this is the opposite
That‘s the outcome when you fight the patriarchy at 10 and have an Art Show at 11. There is only enough time left for preparing mashed potatoes and grabbing your phone charger. And apparently, if you Look concentrated enough while whipping the mashed potatoes, it‘s good enough for the audience.
I, for one, appreciate that you decided to capitalize those 2 accentuation words, just in case the reader's brains were too slow to see the awesome wordplay in your stolen/ re-homed comment. Otherwise, I would have missed it. Bless you
