First time hearing of this guy | The Machine - Bert Kreischer: THE MACHINE REACTION 

Few things better than watching someone hear the Machine story for the first time.

The greatest thing about the whole thing is it's all TRUE !! 100% verified by his old classmates among others , The movie Van Wilder is actually based on Bert Kreischer's college years .

Bert said that the scariest part of the whole trip was partying with the cops, cuz they ran the place and weren't afraid of anything at all.

This story is actually real his classmates confirmed it and there are some photos of him and Igor on the internet

He says at the end, that it was in fact a true story. The reason it blew up and became popular was because one of his classmates saw it and confirmed it was 100% true!

Flying Dildos is another hilarious one from Bert

Smoking on my lunch break and look what pops up, my homie, watching the machine.....

This dude's partying is legendary! I attended the University of Michigan during the same time he was at Florida State. No one on campus actually knew him, but, we all knew of him! While this is probably embellished a bit for comedic value, it is a true story!

Not surprising he didn't learn from class, he was the #1 partier at the #1 party school in America. He's lucky he remembers being there.

True story verified by his classmates. Van Wilder is based on him.

This is actually a true story! It really happened to him.🤣

HAVE HEARD THIS ONE A MILLION TIMES AND IT NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT

I hope Tom and Bert see this. You saying his name wrong us a running joke with those guys

You got to love what he calls Bert. Lol.

Somebody has to send the first bit to Tom, Bert “Kaiser”

One of the greatest stories of all time, being reacted to by one of the greatest men of all time. A real Easter treat!!! Enjoy your day buddy!!!

True story my guy, apparently one of his old classmates confirmed it awhile after his bit aired.. he’s definitely a funny dude, you should check out “fighting a bear” next 👍🏼

You should watch Bert Kreischer "I WRESTLED A BEAR". Another great story.

1) “CRY-shur.” You got it at the end. :) 2) As someone who had three years of Russian in college, I’ve loved this clip for quite a while. 3) I totally thought I’d seen you do this a while ago, just because I’ve seen so many people react to it. This was both a delight to suddenly find in my feed and undoubtedly worth the wait; you’re the best, man!

YMH podcast is huge! They just had a clip of you saying Berts name wrong_ Epic 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

I agree with victors comment. One of life’s true joys is watching someone that has never seen ‘the machine’ react to it for the first time. It is a true story... his classmates from the trip have spoken up and said it’s true.

I am so glad that I found this channel over the past year its been great to watch

Bert has been vetted.. He is the guy RollingStones did an interview with and hollywood based the Van Wilder movies on him... He's legit ;-b 💪💪💪💪

Keep em high n tight Mr. Video

ahh the video of THE MACHIIIINE is awesome! i feel it mandatory to watch when i se it pop up in the suggested :D

Loved it! Thanks again

Ok.... I'm 13 seconds in, on pause, because this was recommended for me, and I immediately left what I WAS watching, and ALREADY you have me hooked. You would be so much fun to hang out with! All touted said so far is "Is this a REAL story?" And I was like "YUP! Yes it is, a REAL story. I can't wait." Then I paused to write this because I'm already souped for this reaction!

Bruuuuuh it’s about damn time! One of the greatest stories ever told. Respect ✊

Love this guy!!! Hilarious!!!!

Yesssss, love this even better watching you!!!

Been waiting for this reaction! Love this story.

YAAASSSS!! I really wanted you to see this one. It's too brilliant. lol.

Thank you very much Mr.video thank you 😂😂❤️❤️

it is so much fun every time I see it for real the best story teller in my opinion for sure

I have been waiting for you to do Bert. Look up Joey coco Diaz as well.

I've seen this Machine story by Kreischer so many times but ok I will watch it again for you Mr. Video.

Liking this one before I even watch it. Mr. Video + Machine story = hilarious.

YES! So glad you found this

The movie Van Wilder is based on Bert's college years

So glad you reacted to this! Love that story. I don't have anymore Bert Kreischer recs, but I'd highly suggest Jim Breuer's Bombing At Sears story from the show This Is Not Happening. Freakin' hilarious.

You got to realize he has been hanging out with the first Igor for a few weeks before he went on the train trip. He was hanging out with mobsters all day every day for weeks. Makes since he would pick it up quicker that way then just going to a class, not pay attention for an hour since you getting a c anyway, then leave. Plus he liked Igor so it makes since he learned more from hanging out with his friends.

This is my first time watching your channel, you’re hilarious! Can’t wait to watch more of your stuff. 🔥

YES!!! My worlds just collided!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clarification: He learned some Russian words when he was in Russia not in class.👏👍

Dude your were just on "Your Moms House podcast" congrats!!!!

He just announced this week that they are shooting a movie on this story. They started now and will be filming until almost July

I laughed so hard, I screamed. That was hilarious, Mr Video!

That's sooo CRAZY!!! Loved it!!!!

Although I didn't recommend this, I'm very happy you covered this. If you react to anything else by Bert, please make it: "For Jennifer Aniston's Safety". It's not his stand up-It's a equally funny clip from one of his podcasts (2 Bears, 1 Cave). I have no doubt you'd enjoy it. Many thanks. Much love.

He said partying with the cops was scarier by far then partying g with the mafia.

Never seen this guy before either- but he had me on the edge of my seat!😳 and yes, IF that’s a true experience..DAMN!!! 😅❤️✌️

"The Machine", hahahahahaha...Hooke on Phoenix style...Thanks Mr. V. That was fun, I needed that...Happy Easter, Peace

I had never heard this story. Thanks for sharing it. Hahahahaha

This IS a true story!

Oh my gosh, I’ve never heard that! What a crazy story!!!

This is absolutely a true story. One of his classmates corroborated it when the story came out.

It is a true story, but Bert says a little exaggerations, but his college buddy and teacher said, it's a true story. Way before Van Wilder story is based off of his College Life, in Rolling Stone Magazine @Mr. Video

The best part is that his classmates have confirmed the story multiple times and there are photos on the internet of him with his fanny pack with Igor drinking and partying.

Happy Easter Leo! I knew you would like this. Happy Easter everyone. 🌞💓🐰

There was one interview where he said that the cops were way more frightening than the mob guys. I think he said something about basically having to sneak away.

It's "Brent Krystals" Great reaction XD

His classmates were interviewed, they confirmed the story. The Ryan Reynolds movie Van Wilder is loosely based on him.

One of.my favorite comedy bits. Brad Williams is hilarious, too! Request #60 Too Short....The Ghetto Stereo MCs...Connected Timex Social Club....Rumors

i'm a new subscriber so i've bn binge watchin your videos... i jst finished watchin footloose an omg i'm dying 😂 you are jst so funny and your dance moves to that were 👍 a thumbs up for thm defo ! wow my stomach still hurts with laughing 🤣 plz never change ..keep doing you !!!

Bert Kreischer is a LEGEND. Absolutely true story and there is a movie that's based off his college years starring Ryan Reynolds called "National Lampoon's Van Wilder". It's terrible but it's also funny as shit.

It is indeed a true story and it is currently being made into a movie. I can’t remember who they announced was playing his dad.

Ooooh, I am so glad you found this! This guy is hilarious. You pick the best stuff to watch man! Keep doing your thing!

Bert is now a host on the Go-Big Show on TBS.

Love this story. The thing that always gets left out of this story, is why does he keep saying "I'm the machine". He was trying to say "I'm the man!", but the word for man (mu-shina) sounds very similar to machine/car (ma-shina).

This is amazing love the reaction and this was hilarious.

Love "The Machine" stories!!! Peace

Im so glad you did this one

Last name is pronounced Cry-Sure. Please do more he is great! Thanks for the video!

Lol.. not even good morning love this dude.. need to do Grandma’s Boy

i had a boxing tournament in 1991 best time ever i almost cried miss it

This story is 100% true, someone posted a link of pictures from that trip on the original video. Crazy story, I could listen to it all day

DUUUUUDDDDEEEEEEE!!!!!! THIS VIDEO JUST GOT PLAYED ON THE PODCAST "YOUR MOMS HOUSE" !!!!!!!!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH SOME TOM SEGURA VIDEOS!!!

Ya gotta see him with friends at a cabin getting a super-sized blunt rolled by a Cuban cigar roller, a Torcedor. They also use chain saws to prepare an Emu.

I love this guy!! Also I just moved from Toledo so shout out to the 419!!

Crazy story 😂🤣🤣 XO❤️

The Machine!!! I've been waiting for you to watch this one! There isn't much Burt does that isn't funny. He does small variations of this story as his stand up career progresses, but my favorite is the one with the ASL interpreter. She is so funny...

Glad to see you finally meet Bert. It's pronounced Cry-sure. I've seen him live - he's awesome! More Bert please!

Lol. It's 100% true. I hoped you saw Van Wilder it's about him.

Yep it's true and what you didn't hear was about the trip back. The teachers came to him and told him to keep hanging out with the gangsters because they liked him so no one in the class got hurt. They actually took all night to rob the train which he said was 10 passenger cars.

Kreischer = "Cry-sure" I'm almost positive he's talked about the truth of it on Joe Rogan but I don't remember if it was all of it. Remember the Pantera Domination (Live in Moscow) reaction you did and all the soldiers in the crowd? That was the same place, I think 4 years before this story. (also thank you for picking this one, shit cracks me up every single time)

Bret Keiser.......Somewhere Tom Seguera is fuckin cackling. 🤣🤣🤣

Would love to see you react to some Eddie Murphy from Raw or Delirious

100% true! There's pictures as well! He's actually still friends with the first guy.

I heard that the locals only had clothing in their luggage. Valuables on their person. The movie about this should be out soon.

He told the story for the first time publicly on the Joe Rogan podcast I think. Joe said it would make a great bit and convinced him to do it on stage.

This is gonna be good. I already watched my husband react to this lol Edit: it was good 👍

His other popular bits are "Fighting a Bear," "My Daughters," and "Flying Dildos."

Another amazing comedian who is fantastic at telling stories is Roy Wood Jr. He's a stand up comedian and a host of other things but check out his story "Arsenio Hall Saved My Career" or "Golden Corral Saved My Life". 2 of my favorites.

Bret Kaiser, you got it!

Tom woulda loved how you pronounced Berts name

He is a legend. It's true.

Slap it on the counter!!!! BAHH HAHA 😂🤣🤣 U r crazy!!!! 🦁🦁

Im here for it!! I love this seem , I have his whole stand up.

Omg, I went to college with Bert!!! He was insane and hilariously off the wall! FSU in the mid-90’s was everything, for real. Bert was friends and fraternity brothers with my neighbors, and we all (my ATO buddy neighbors) and my apartment were always throwing parties, because we were at the #1 party school of the 90’s so of course, right? Hahahaha! So many great memories of those guys and several other groups from different fraternities, just enjoying the absolute hell out of life. In those days, I went into a class and looked up at the chalkboard to see my apartment info written up there, that apparent were hosting a big ole party that night and just shrugged and was like, ok, cool! We had a liquor store on Tennessee St. that had drive through kegs, and a system for how to keep everything running smoothly. We had a bathroom on each side of the apartment, so we filled the bathtubs with ice and had a keg going in each one, trading off when they needed to be switched out. We locked up every single cup, bowl, basically anything that wasn’t nailed down in our rooms, and at the door we sold everyone a solo cup for, like $5 I think, and that’s how we paid for the beer, and took a couple of trips to the drive through, and it was honestly just a crazy wonderful time to be alive. And as for Bert, there are MANY people who back his story up.

"You don' want to be in that place if he's allowed to just slap it on the counter"... Wiser words have never been spoken.