1:45 The reason for there not being E as a grade anymore is that back when the grade system wasn't standardized in America a lot of places used the A-E grading, with E meaning failing. A lot of parents thought the E stood for Excellent, and was thus removed in the system commonly used today.
To parents' credit, there were schools when I was a kid where E did stand for Excellent, because state standardized tests (benchmark tests iirc) were not graded on the same scale. It was S - Superior, E - Excellent, G ‐ Good, A - Average, P - Poor, F - Failure (I don't actually remember what the failing grade marking was, because I never expected to get anything lower than Good).
Regardless of this tier list, I think we can all agree on 2 things. 1. Glamrock Freddy is the most likeable animatronic in history. 2. Everyone in the entire multiverse hates Balloon Boy.
Springtrap could take the spot as the best. He's literally fnaf's own horror invention, name another dead man inside a robotic mascot suit. Springtrap is FNAF horror concept peak.
Withered Bonnie looks honestly kind of friendly and accomodating without any animatronic eyes… He is also more lanky and goofy and does not simply have the more threatening bulky presence in your office the other withereds have… Withered Chica however… with her mouth agape and wide eyes makes her easily the creepiest animatronic in the franchise.
Fun story. Long time ago, around when FNAF came to mobile, the young daughter (I think she was in 4th grade) of a man who I worked with heard me playing it, and asked if she could watch me. I said "Sure, as long as your dad is cool with it." He asked what it was and I explained it to him and he agreed since there wasnt really any visible violence, and it was just a little scary. She was thrilled watching me play and asked if she could try. Once again with dads permission, I started her off on Day 1. I explained how to play, and let her loose. She died on Day 1. Wait. It gets better. She died to Foxy. FOXY!? ON DAY ONE!?!? How is that even possible?! xD
are you shaming a 4th grader not being good at a videogame? seriously? 'it gets better' like huh? are you for real? hopefully you never become a parent
@@topasu9454i don’t think op necessarily meant to mock her skill but moreso how she managed to get foxy to be active enough on day 1 to attack to begin with given how his AI works. that is a very strange assessment to make about somebody based off a singular comment they made based off a singular experience they had with a singular child btw… were u doing ok when u posted this comment? /genuine
If you play Night 1 and don't do anything, Foxy will kill you around 4-5am depending on RNG. I do believe it's possible to survive the whole night doing nothing, but you have to get some extremely good Foxy RNG for that to happen.
I agree with Mark on Mickey Mouse is the face of Disney but he's not an A or S tier character. Guys this makes me hope to see you guys rank cartoons, maybe by decade of release if there's too many or simply what you all grew up with. Ranking cartoons as individual characters or as a whole series/franchise is up to you. Hope you do this someday if it interests you. Love you guys and your podcast. Is there a weird name for your followers like Beyonce has her beehive? Maybe Distract-Onauts (distractible + astronauts), you guys are like a group of astronauts passing the time talking about random bull when you aren't out and about or having odd encounters or experiences you tell us about.
DISTRACTIBLE FAKE TECH EPISODE 1:04 TO 1:26 Mark says, "Hi, I would like to just get ahead of the curve here. I see where this going. There is an official rule in Distractible guidelines and bylaws that says the judge, cannot declare themself the winner. I just want to point that out at the top of the episode because I don't think anyone at home listening knows that rule just yet and I feel like it might come into play in this episode. "
sense no one seems to have said it yet: we do know a decent amount of Golden Freddy lore, it's the vengeful spirit that keeps Afton/purple-guy stuck in limbo when he dies. It's composed of 2 spirits, Cassidy and a debatable 2nd one. (as far as I remember, feel free to correct me but I think this is what is as close to 100% confirmed as we can expect in this franchise). Golden Freddy can also kill you by crashing your game in fnaf 1 if you don't react quickly, so no, it doesn't just sit there, it is a threat (*except* for night 3). regular fnaf1 Freddy also deserves points for having a tricky/unique mechanic. foxy was not the only one. Puppet also deserves lore points for being the spirit that gives life to the original squad of animatronics.(it's one of the most important characters, the design sticks out, but it complements how it also sticks out in the lore/mechanics, up until the introduction of the puppet we didn't have a proper 'opposing force' against the purple guy that helped explain why these animatronics are possessed).
5:30 BONNIE, MY NEMISIS, WHERE ARE YOU!? 6:21 Mark, you literally predicted the majority of the series before some came out. Like the names, the VR, etc.
It is a crime to put Springtrap in B tier and on the lower end too. I know they don’t know much about the lore- but come on… he’s the reason this whole series continues or progresses at all (besides Mike). Main killer, man behind the slaughter! I understand any other version of William Afton, but this is og Springtrap. S tier all the way.
Fnaf 1 Freddy is such a good character design that you can recognize it so easily and that's why he's S in my book You can photoshop a real life brown bear to have a black top hat and bow and the comments on that picture will all be some variation of "frebby fazbear"
these non-specific clips are so strange. i get making youtube videos out of self contained moments in the podcasts, but this is essentially just a trailer for the spotify.
I always liked Bonnie for how chill he looked. But he seemed like a sociopath with the way he acted in front of security cameras in the game. And God, I love his fucking design in fnaf 2. More unhinged than before, but more puns this time.
The reason there aren't an E in school grades, is because when a student failed a test, they'd get an E and the students and their parents thought it meant "Excellent", thus being the reason there is no E.
Wade talking about Chica opening the can of worms that is rule 34 lore. If Chica opened the can of worms, then Mangle kicked the can over and scattered the worms all over the floor!🤢
Back to Wade. Chika. The name of my dog, the animatronic that you first mentioned people going out of their way to sexualize. Go ahead. Talk more. Talk more about the bird. Talk more about my dog.
We do have E's in school now! People got pissed that it went A, B, C, D, F, so even though E makes no sense with a word, they added E to make sense alphabetically.
Hi, Aussie here. We actually do have the E grade in our school system but it replaces the F grade. Our grades are A, B, C, D, E, S and UG with the S and UG standing for Satisfactory and Ungraded respectfully.