Fix Tarkov With This One Simple Trick 

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Thanks for warning me about that heinous criminal, I still can't believe he was behind world War 2 and actually helped Hitler with his campaigns

We must eliminate that quote on quote Chad

Hilarious to me that this is the only comment he hearted in this video

I honestly thought this was a reupload of 12 hours a slave

love u pest

Hi from Bermuda 🇧🇲

PAPA PESTILY HAS SPOKEN

yes

Can you giv meh red rebel plz dad

i miss Alex

This sounds like a credit card commercial.

@@punished7030 an artist, in fact, I miss the retrowave he used to use

Sam is amongis

man i love sam

"He was so poor, it's fuckin hilarious." ~General Sam

Steal from the rich and kill the poor -robin hood probably

that was the joke

as soon as I saw this comment i was at this part in the vid lol

Kinda wish he would have gotten the rat hat instead of rat cola

I can't replay to your other comment, but in my opinion 4k xp is too much. 1 or 1.5k xp is gonna be better.

Getting 4k xp is hard, especially when you are trying to kill a scav but it one taps you with his stupid buckshot.

Welyn has spoken.

Oh hi welyn :)

Whaddya think of the Nazi's uniforms

KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear pro

saying that they are editors imply that they need to get payed

@@rumplstiltztinkerstein sheckle scheme is still down so they will receive nothing but the grant to live

@@AxxLAfriku thank u

@@AxxLAfriku I've slowly come around to thinking of this stupid fucking bot as art

I concer-impressed how many places you can make a comment on a Tarkov video!

Ur fucken everywhere

He’s here he’s there he’s everywhere

@@kinz8727 people that are everywhere are really just in one place. sitting in front of a computer and watching youtube a lot.

@@matts3425 well, I bet he’s happy at least. More than most can say

indeed

Even the queen agrees

Hes a general after all

A true chaotic neutral

meth does that to people

@@paulbarclay4114 when they're 800k a pop I sell any with FIR status. Makes the reward and buttclench immediate. Fair point though

@@paulbarclay4114 The problem is, it takes a fair amount of the risk out of the game for me. Dying doesn't feel nearly as bad when I can just buy most of my kit back from the flea market after the fact.

@@ThatOneSniper I’ve got like 450 hours in tarkov and have found a total of probably 14 graphics cards- escaped with like 6-7 of those because lots of times I was a scav or got shot while picking them up. After the building, and the farming of parts, levels, base upgrades, I really think you deserve the money that comes from the Bitcoin farm. I have friends that don’t play the game because they just loose everything constantly, once you get to the graphic card farm the game actually becomes more fun for most people. Or at least that’s how it is for most of my friends

@@ItachiUchiha-69 man either you have terrible luck or don’t know where to look, I have multiple raids where I got 2-3 graphics cards and get multiple daily

@@ItachiUchiha-69 As someone who got the bitcoin farm up to 10 cards, I just felt no need to loot. No need to loot made the game feel completely pointless. All I ever did was just sit in the customization screen because I got so bored of just wandering around and occasionally killing someone/getting killed. The only loot i felt inclined to pick up were dog tags and quest items. It got to a point I abandoned a red key card because I had so much money, it really wouldn't matter if I took it or not.

Nikita probably would’ve said yes too lmaooo

you got two of the highest liked comments wtf

the time kinda sucks as well, it makes you feel hella rushed

@@ch3cksund3ad Yea every map has a certain time where if ur not extracting or moving towards one u get violated by scav orgys

that's how it's always been. stop acting like it's a new problem

@@titus17 lol no. Ive been playing for forever, and it used to be totally different

@@titus17 It is a newer problem, with the change to FiR it lessened the length of actual pvp time by players in each raid.

Bring some water and some tendies, find a dark moist hole and wait. After 15 minutes the mall is an all you can eat buffet

@@mrkillerful1 or the great scav war at around the 20 minute and under mark lmfao

@@mrkillerful1 thank you for the rat riddance I know what I'm doing next raid

I just go it kill killa, loot kiba, and run

What if doomguy replaces killa

Holy fuck I haven’t seen that image from your pfp in years

This is scary accurate

Just when I thought the forehead jokes were getting old

You wouldn’t shoot a guy in glasses would you?

that pfp is fucking awesome thank you for reminding me of that

Bout to be a hood classic Sam line.

bruh I can barely tank 2

The man who drank an entire cup of fruit gusher juice

@@chadbuisman1852 coom

Exactly.

@@gezenews boo hoo everybody crying that you can't sell PVP loot on the flea anymore. Finally, the traders are important again. It used to be a flea market simulator with so many people just emptying the traders and reselling it instantly at the flea for double the price...

@@gezenews I'm simply not encountering that many rats, even though everybody is saying that all the time. Maybe it's on US servers only, idk. The entire idea of loot in general will lead to a player group camping next to high loot areas or extracts anyways. Rats will be rats and if you play like that, that's not the game's fault. And implementing Sam's suggestion would result in hatchlings rushing to valuable loot spawns, grabbing the loot and then hide in the bushes, or just face death if they killed a scav on the way. Such gameplay experience, wow. What is the problem with the items losing FIR status anyways? For example, LedX is still worth 300k to Therapist, Graphics cards can be used in hideout, keycards can be kept to actually play the map. Okay, you earn less money when you can't sell the red keycard for 60mil, but it does not ruin the game at all, not like everyone makes it look like.

ThePixelzocker it takes around 10 minutes for an item to be found in raid, if you can’t find and fuck a hatchling, running into fat loot spawns and then running back out to a hiding spot that’s your fault. Besides I’d prefer that as opposed to everyone leaving ten minutes into a raid the game is supposed to be fighting other players not hide and seek

@@nicholaswilson1851 What exactly would be my profit to go search the area for hiding spots if people have the valuable items in their secure container? The one with the best spawn gets there first, period. It used to be so bad before they introduced it, why is nobody remembering that? Pop a stim, dorms in, out, resort in, out. The amount of times I had an okay spawn, ran there to check for loot and the 1-2 high loot rooms were unlocked and the guy already gone is countless. Grab loot, jump out of the window or off the roof, and gone you are. Plus, if you check your map selection screen there's an icon for how long a raid should take. In Customs, it says 25 minutes. So that most gunfights are over around the 15 minute mark is perfectly fine in my opinion, you don't have to stay 45 minutes in a single raid. And items being worth less if you die (you should not even have the items in the first place, you *died*) is also perfectly fine in my eyes. I simply don't get why people scream about the game being broken because you can't make your money using a playstyle that gets you to die a lot. Wow, you make less money in the few occasions where that even becomes relevant. High loot, high risk. If you can't make money watching the famous streamers' guides then come up with your own way, the game will become much more fun if you try different tactics every once in a while. I simply don't get the point, everything makes perfect sense to me. There's no use arguing over it, since neither of us seems to be able to be convinced of the other point. Just wanted to get a not so popular opinion out there. Peace out, always remember that you are playing the game to have *fun*, too many people are far too emotional about it...

From the fact your writing this like a fan fiction, I think you wanted him to

Air Pods lets be honest, who doesn’t want that

anyone used d3hell for raid carries, that website legit ? cant get proper team past month for raids /fml

I feel guilty and i dont even play tarkov. I just like sam

"I'm not scared and that makes them scared." -Elite Rat

He just wants to get through it quicker so he can snack sooner. Priorities are straight.

He's really well spoken actually lol, seems like a smart dude.

Oh god....

A smart gamer with parkinson's aim.

Should be ak though da...

I've never actually seen the underside of a mini 14 so I thought it was some kind of 224 ruger rifle.

Yeah Its ruger's 223 it's just a scaled down cheaper m14

@@doritodust2259 I mean not just that, but the elderly too? The man is sick.

@@MasonFPS It isn't even torture, I thought sam was overdoing it to til my sister messaged him so he excited, shes always been a massive fan of his and asked if he could give her tips on growth in the future as it's her dream to be a streamer. "The best you can dream of is a nice kitchen, girls don't play video games and I hate all female streamers" the insults he sent her went on for hours, pages worth. He actually compressed the files so it didnt go over the limit.

@@blackbaron9544 What can you expect of Aqua Fart Pee Shit, he actually shot me with a revolver, and then said "Screw you, dummy"

@@gamingmaster6377 Better than what he said to my friend whos a black hasidic jew refugee from Syria, I think he killed himself

@@blackbaron9544 damn AquaFartPeeShit

Where is that from?

@@kevkevkevkevkev pretty sure he meant the timestamp

He's trying to justify sucking

I've gotten 5hose raids but they all die to killa. I walk in a few minutes after a full on war happens. Thinking I must be safe as shit taking the scraps gunfire explosions lasted like 15 minutes. Walk in hear Russian oh hey killa thanks for killing me

You are the player with his skill level lmao

@@lincolnsnow6166 Because I made a joke about fighting tough players in EFT that makes me part of the 90%? Doesn't add up but okay.

@@MrBigman3109 Dude, just chill. It was a joke, I didn't mean to make you cry.

Thats a cry not a laugh, i have beta container. Cuz im a beta male

Its fine, soon you’ll laugh in *kappa* *container*

Yeah he’s such a terrible person, I once saw him do something that he didn’t do

cant belive he said the thing he didnt!!!!!!

It's not my birthday but thx? That thing?

you've cracked the formula for every comment section on one of Sam's videos

It shows he still has a little humanity left in that soulless shell.

Hes just happy bc he knows hes gonna push her off of it so many times

I thought it was his

He’s only excited because he’s ready to give his kid that one fearful shove saying you can do it on your own but the daughter is straight fearful.

@@bigdikdude4207 Nah he couldn't get the peloton seat for it

Fun Fact: the sounding of the word "pow" in Brazil is written "Pau"wich means "dick/cock"

Sam is aware that's what it means

Getting dicked in the ear is what this game is really about

Lol

Yeah lol

Right! Thank you!

Same

there really is no one that can do it quite like him. it seems like such a skill lol

That's his editor, not him i'm sure !

@@AceCmbatguy25 I suppose so. Either way; it's a nice touch.

Scabs? Scavs?

@@davidbanan. no you have no clue who scabs is, leave

@@camjakeeg who?

@@supertthegamer670 sam's kidnapped wife

@@davidbanan. immagine not knowing scabs

Waht?

I don’t play tarkov either but I love sams vids

I don't have a computer to play :(

...............

Aoooo, yeah bet that is scary

Yeah, devs are getting this habit of listening to the 5% over the 95%. It's happening all over multiplayer games. It's why I stopped playing Overwatch. Blizz kept sucking off OWL players and saying "fuck you" to everyone below Grandmaster. Which is mostly everyone.

@@redstorm4111 cough cough big streamers influencing the game cough cough pestily and mosin ammo

@@redstorm4111 Overwatch was designed for WoW players who can’t aim, that’s why it sucks lol

@@redstorm4111 a-fucking-men brother. "iT's A COmpetiTIvE game, it ShOuLd be BalEnceD fOr thE toP compeTiTiVE pLAyeRs" ok then I'm going to competitively stop playing your game, and soon enough your game will be competitively dead.

@@redstorm4111 git gud lul

Jippy is the only man that’s saving him in his vids

I remember back when it was Hari

Or RU-vid recommends you videos from creators that uploaded their video last night but never set it public..

If you can smell Sam, and Sam can smell menstruation, does that mean you can kinda smell menstruation in turn?

@@Taiyama2 The Transitive Property knows no bounds

As soon as you find them you cannot discard them and you only have 50% speed and can't sneak.

If i could have one id take a mega rare chainsaw primary that makes your guy has on but is wack them with the motor while its on

@@Vinzmannn no no. It gives you that control drift that metro 2033 gave you also. You lose the ability to aim, sneak or really do much of anything but the kid sells to Jager for 5m rubles

Lesss goooo**

"I eat coom(less gooo)"

"body me a baby lessgoo"

I just burnt me a n**** in front of the sto where ya mami and grandmama shop at

He has such a way with words

He's not wrong though, it was shit

Who were they talking about?

I stopped and looked up the video oh boy

I had to check it out damn that was terrible.

Get edge of darkness, just do it

Some real chad shit

More like 2:12 but sure buddy

@@IckbobTheAwesome You're right, just fixed it